SKITS APR

150401

i'm all for alpha females, but not the bitchy ones.

i'm continuing my SKITS updates since one female colleague said, "i found your blog! LOL"

150402

"This boy was rejected by his father when he needed support most. His reaction to Dad's Facebook tirade demonstrated maturity beyond his years."

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well, i say his father should DIE then! frakkin' asshole... a real parent should be supporting their kids no matter what. 

150403

some peeps are too obvious trying to hide their misery behind their forced smiles. either that or they're just too damn TIRED!

Sandy?: you know you're old when you start getting indigestion.

ANH: what's "indigestion"?

Sandy: oh, you have good genes then.

cousin: haa it's in your GENES!

(ANH reaches into his jean pocket to find a note... with the definition for "indigestion")

Sandy? (as security guard): jebus, what's that thing running down your pant?!

ANH: mon baguette.

ANH: yvonne is still at IKEA selfing!

CRYSTAL: haa she's probably planning to move in.

ANH: ...with david.

DAVID: i just peed my pants.

if you can't find me on facebook, it's cuz i'm also hanging out in real life... or you probably forgot you blocked me. BAHAHAA

i'm not at all sleepy cuz sleeping is for... LOSERS!

150412

i won't kill animals unless it's for self defense... same with humans. BAHAHAA

150414

J.Y. Park - Who's your mama? (feat. Jessi) MV

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"no matter how pretty they are, flat backsides are no good." ~ JYP

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haa SUZY's producer is at it again! those luscious LEGS though! SoKo women do work out more than any other group of asians.

150417

"You gave me the bible and expect me not to analyze it...? I'm not reading that [expletive] book cuz a human wrote it...! We ARE you, and you're US! Stop playing games! My life's all I got, and heaven is ALL in my BRAIN! And when I feel I'm in hell, my ideas are what get me though PAIN...! I'm a human, I'll stay in my lane." ~ HOPSIN

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Live Life, Mind Power

150418

New Facebook option: "Unfollow... Stop seeing posts, but stay friends."

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BAHAHAA NO! Just NO! i don't wanna see them ever again!

Alfonso: where do you find these "18" year-olds?

ANH: oh, i don't look for them, they just fall into my arms!

"sometimes we mistakenly think that everyone who dresses or acts a certain way is going to look down on us... Some people come across as snobby and judgmental without intending to as well."

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sonuvaBEEEEP that's me ^ ! alas, a stigma that i have to live with. i love people... for the most part, but some imbeciles just really don't get me. 

150419

some girls should get over themselves. i'm friendly with everybody; doesn't mean i'm into them.

is it that hard to believe that some men are just into more than just breasts on a woman? whaddaHEO?

RUSSIANS consider themselves either European or Asian. 

Someone replied, "Eurasian". i say NO! just NO...! 

Eastern Russians get mixed with nearby asians -- Siberia, Mongolia, China...

i don't know what Don? is... Nobody does.

no "woman" really intimidates me; it's whether or not i wanna talk to them. BAHAHAA

"i'm sorry, i'm a total foodie; and i think that glutton allergies are just... bullsh*t."

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Inside Amy Schumer

ANH: i bet you can't spell ANH.

random persian lady: yes i can! it's H-A-N-N.

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haa whaddaHEO? so OFF!

ELEAH: i logged off of facebook cuz there's only so many posts of people's kids that i can take.

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haa that's what the "unfollow" option is for!

150421

frakkin' instacrap low rez square format; can't even zoom in... i wanna see PORES!

150424

MARTYN: i swear, everytime you post an INCHEONWON event, i see you with a different girl.

ANH: haa i love my galpals!

ELEAH: "vegetarian" is a bad word.

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that's what she said...! while enjoying briskets at INCHEONWON! haa

ELEAH: i don't get why everyone keeps dropping their phones.

ANH: haa LAME! i never drop my ph--wait, i do.

ELEAH: i don't know why i'm friends with you.

ANH: me neither.

150425

a college degree does not guarantee one intelligence; it's how open minded one is to learn on their own. i much appreciate people who have a genuine thirst for knowledge, not just cuz they need to pass the class.

150426

when you both post the same exact link, but a mutual "friend" only liked the other's, you know who unfollowed. must've been something i said. BAHAHAA

"any decision you make that's based on your dreams is worth it. nothing worth having comes easy... you have to be willing to do what others won't to achieve what others don't." ~ LeSean Thomas 

150429

 i like briskets more than women... and god. BAHAHAA

150402

"nobody else can match our flavor. how would you think I was ever gonna change ya?  I ain't ever gonna change ya."

150403

her circle of friends look like the types who get killed in horror films.

150406

introducing my nephew to TERMINATOR 2... the best in the franchise! this one version even has the director's deleted scenes!

150413

"there is no better way to achieve job security than to make yourself an indispensable employee." 

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NIGHTCRAWLER

finally giving BLEACH a try. this popular anime series better be GOOD!

150410

Tena looks great in short shorts since that's her best... ASSets!

150415

there are some attractive female Korean actresses I never get tired of looking at... and that's how you make me feel.

"it is said that to drink the blood of a dragon would grant you eternal life." 

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Crying Freeman (anime series)

"out of limitations comes really interesting solutions." ~ SYCRA

I turned on a movie, and "napped" right through it. haa whaddaHEO? I just can't watch anything laying down! NITEY, peaches!

150418

Joyce: what about sweets? what do you like?

Eleah: I like rattlesnakes.

Too. Much. Persian. Food. At. Persian. House. Party... Must. Release. BELT!

150419

So DON thinks I organize my INCHEONWON meatings for myself. Psh, I can go there anytime I want! I create those events for you people to mingle and meet new faces; I'm the hub, I'm the nucleus. Get with it, DON!

150420

Kitty certainly fooled me. She's only shaped like a woman. Mind of a kitten? Haa

Oh no, don't ever thank the photographer for the beautiful shot, but thank each other for being tagged in it. BAHAHAA

150421

"If you really care for me, prove that I need to live carefully! But I'll be damned if I have to put my pleasure aside for an afterlife that isn't even guaranteed!" ~ HOPSIN

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live life. mind power.

I often skip posts that read like long essays. I just don't have that much free time at work... nor at home to read anything.

150424

"Your lazy ass don't commit to labor; you pick somethin' up, dry it out, and put it down two minutes later. Then you complain about your life cuz it ain't getting catered. Now, whoever tries to call on your bullsh*t's a hater? You wanna succeed, you have to try." ~ HOPSIN

I thoroughly enjoy force-friending quality peeps to each other... cuz you never know what you're missing!

150427

So my mom said the wife from "Breaking Bad" is the same mother from "Bates Motel". Wow, don't rely on her to identify any suspect in a police lineup. That's what happens when you have ZERO exposure to white people!

150429

I have celebs I forgot I was following on Facebook; so when I get their news feed, it's like, "whoddaHEO is this? how did I meet you?".