SKITS MAY

150501
"I Hate The Sound Of A Baby Crying... I Just Can't Stand It. Dont get me wrong, I don't hate babies, but I hate their cries. It's just the way their faces go dark red and they start screaming and crying so loudly, and it really hurts my ears. No other animals scream continuously and cry like they've been starved for a week, but babies do, and I can't stand the noise. Its really annoying, because I want peace and quite and all I get is"Waaaa waaaaaa ehhh aaaaaaa!!!!!" in my ears."
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haa i CONCUR! what's up with that?

"you do have a gift, you have the fever to take images, to frame the world only the way you envision it... share your gift with others. that's what separates the artist, from the amateur."
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Life Is Strange

if you make yourself too comfortable in any job, you will never progress towards your life calling; it's like settling for a partner you don't love.

"biding time? waiting for the elusive 'right moment'...? don't wait too long."
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"life is what happens while you're busy making other plans." ~ John Lennon
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Life Is Strange

whaddaHEO with peeps and their power workouts? those never work! they just do it once every blue moon. regular workouts are what make sense.
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JEFF: Makes no sense and does nothing.
ANH: like my ex, KITTY. haa

TIM: abs are almost there, not quite; still a lot of work. the end goal is to look good naked LOL
ANH: yesss, cuz clothing is for LOSERS!

"if you can't tip, you can't afford to go out and eat."
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absolument! don't be such cheap mofos; TIP generously! i usually do 20% AND i get waiters buzzed on Bokbunja/SOJU goodness!

open your mind, question everything, think for yourself.

150503
constant fear and anger do create more problems and eat away at our immune system. take control of your mind.

"We are attracted to uniqueness and individuality, qualities genuine people usually have in spades."
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i'm not falling for your masquerade; get REAL, peaches!

JURASSIC WORLD trailer
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a ginormous dinosaur that kills for sport?! since when did the fat guy from "Parks and Recreation" get so scrumptious?

150504
"Being with happy people makes you happier."
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you don't say! BAHAHAA cut off ties with those toxic ones, pronto!

93% of scientists in the American National Academy of Sciences are atheist or agnostic.

150505
"how to draw ethnic people" by bobmeatbag
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"french people's eyes are often further apart... because they need to see around the eiffel tower."
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BAHAHAA whaddaPHO?! this is GOLD!

just noticed my instagram uploads technically classified as FOOD PORN.

150507
with such high resolution cameras now, how do some peeps still manage to make their photos look like they were shot with a potato?

"our emotions don’t reflect reality; rather, our emotions reflect the way we interpret reality. Understanding this gives us near-full control of our emotions and, therefore, our lives." ~ Paul Hudson

"If your ring finger is longer than your index finger you are a charmer, and often seen as irresistible to others. You are excellent at talking your way out of trouble, and you are great at problem solving. You have aggressive tendencies, but you are full of compassion."

"humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less."

150509
makes no difference. Mother's Day to me is every day!

150510
i'll unfollow you till you like one of my posts, focker.

so... Shannon Williams blossomed into this talented and alluring Kpop singer, yet still... ILLEGAL! BAHAHAA GundamThemEurasians!

150511
"oh, i'm japanese and... white."
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haa seriously? "white" is not a race! it's an anomaly.

those who cannot think for themselves let others think for them...
live life, mind power.

"Ill Mind of Hopsin 7" MV
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"there's way too many religions with vivid descriptions, begging all focking men and women to listen... i lost faith."
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HOPSIN's lyrics are pure genius. live life, mind power.

150513
God’s Chosen Planet: Why Creationists Are Praying We Never Find Alien Life
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Billions of stars like our sun in this vast universe; We're not that special. Pray harder cuz it will happen. BAHAHAA

150515
"Apple makes people upgrade iOS and older devices get slower and slower."
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yes, so that their iSheeps will buy newer overpriced products. clever marketing scheme.

"no, you will not die of gluten. since man first cultivated grains we have been eating gluten. and after many thousands and thousands of years eating huge amounts of gluten some wise guy says ahhhhhh gluten is bad for you. humans live far longer now than ever before. if you worried about every aspect of your diet and health tip and scare that pops up, you would starve to death."
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exactamundo! eat your frakkin' food, peaches!

150517
"show more with less... you can't detail everything." ~ Tyler Edlin

DAVID: Don did something stoopid.  Caroline's friend Sara wanted to go to COmic Con.  So he told Sara that she should hitch a ride with Kitty.  BAD MOVE.  Because you know Kitty is very anti social.  So  Kitty got all pissed off at Don for putting her in that position. Don said "Stop worrying, I can tell Sara you have other plans" and then Kitty got all mad because then she thought Don will make her lose face.  Then Don got all pissed off because he thought Kitty was being totally unreasonable.  I listned to it...dude..BOTH OF THEM were horrible fighters.  Neither of them were being fair at all.  Both of them made bad mistakes.  So I couldn't side with either.  Both of them kept calling me on the side to vent...and I remember as I was listening to them separately thinking to myself "Why do you THINK like this!??!?!"

DAVID: You're good at creating social environments and you're also good at coming off as very inviting and non-intimidating.  So people feel safe.  The only reason people turn away maybe is because of what you post and then they have to face the reality that you don't change your colors for nobody.
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NOBODY!

DAVID: people who are open minded will like you...but if they have strong judgments, then they will judge you based on what you say...which is kinda hypocritical on their part.  So, it's a good weeding out process [to be yourself].

150518
when you double-tap on an instagram image to zoom in, then have to double-tap again to unLIKE.

as far as i'm concerned, anyone who never bothers to communicate with me no longer exists. good riddance! to the ones who still get me... i hate you ALL, peaches!

the best are the ones who still manage to keep in touch with you via regular texting... who even texts anymore?! BAHAHAA

nooo, i'm neither drunk nor high; this is just me being ANH. deal with it! haa whaddaHEO?!

"The Real Reason So Many People Are Such Bad Communicators" article
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"what we have here... is a failure to communicate!"
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this is where most of you peaches fail. if you have an opinion, express it! humans are supposed to be social creatures for crying out loud! my "boss" does have a lot of things to say, but he does sound like a drone; extremely rehearsed.

"embracing limitations can actually drive creativity." ~ Phil Hansen (TEDx Talks)

150519
"take the DRAMA to your MAMA!"
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i actually said that to my ex-fiancee. haa i hate that french word!

150520
to all you heartbroken peaches out there: the ones who are meant to stay with you WILL STAY. you'll be wondering why you didn't breakup SOONER! haa trust me, it's refreshing! forget all that melancholic nonsense.

150521
"Rather than starting early, I think you need something that is yours originally.  It is important to have that volition to do it, but I think it's more important that you have an individuality different from others or the talent." ~ G-Dragon (on what traits are necessary to become successful)

150522
finally watched "Rebel Without a Cause" and "East of Eden" starring JAMES DEAN! undoubtedly an unconventional talented legendary actor.

150523
"if you don't see the best in yourself and what your strengths are... then nobody else will." ~ artist Trent Kaniuga

150525
no hips and thighs is a deal breaker; i don't sleep with little boys.

150526
only when my phone is charging do i receive an important phone call! seriously?

150527
i hate adding those peeps who are Dead on Arrival... how about those who only chat  with you the first day, never to be heard EVER again! BAHAHAA whaddaHEO? what a waste of Friends List real estate.

150504
those joint Facebook accounts are annoying, indeed. "who cheated?" EXACTLY! dunno if it's safe for me to link them to pornographic materials.

150505
"it's not the ones with heavy tattoos and piercings people should worry about; I'm more afraid of the weird ones who are clean cut and look normal."

150506
"they always textin and postin statuses hourly. But in reality, there is no sign of a personality, it's cowardly. we shielded like we scared to get some allergies. the human being is what we don't know how to be." ~ HOPSIN
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BAHAHAA who you talking about?

how about those feces in beard studies? peeps just don't wash their hands, eh? I can tell you that more than 50% of men don't... cavemen. yuck

150509
"If you live just to commit evil deeds, what's the point of living?"
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The Monkey King

150512
"maybe we were just pretending to be in love. maybe this strong unbreakable thing was attachment and not love... so lovely so lovely, you once were. but now, you're ugly so ugly ugly... the problem is:  WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE!" ~ San E

150513
WAL-MART
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ANH: ooh, checkout this fan!
MOM: nooo, CHEAP!
ANH: that's probably your first impression of KITTY when I brought her home.
MOM: haa yes.
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haa my legenDAIRY ex!

150518
I cannot pronounce "defibrillator". I frakkin' hate it. "defiburator"? give me a break. English is my third language!

every time someone requests to add me, I'm thinking, "are you SURE you really wanna do this?"

150519
"why work for someone else who's gonna get richer when you can have your own business?"
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absolument.

150520
TIM: Hah RICH just got engaged!
ANH: guess she doesn't want a healthy sex life. that fool said he doesn't like being touched... not even by women. Haa what a freak!

150523
Dating female #1: I like to make the same mistakes and never growing.
Dating female #2: I have many types; and that's anyone who reminds me of my dad.
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Inside Amy Schumer

150526
finally watching A GOOFY MOVIE... waittaminit, Goofy has a SON?! with WHOM? since WHEN? why hasn't anyone told me this?

150529
"even though your union doesn't look right through the Lord's eyes, I'll still take the picture... can I do Persian and black? YES! Jewish and Nubian? YES! Korean and Mexican...? no. no, you have to draw the line somewhere."
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Martin Daniels | interracial wedding photographer
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Inside Amy Schumer

"let's face it, you're over 30, your body is a pile of garbage... they tell us, 'Be Asian!' NO! I can't be Asian!"
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Inside Amy Schumer
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BAHAHAA Amy is a RIOT!

except for the select few who are willing to try to be fun, hermits are such a CHORE to stay friends with! ugh...

150530
Revisiting "Battlestar Galactica" with mom... one of the best series EVER! I may have to do the same with "Breaking Bad".

150531
"Facebook users who post a sh*t load of updates about their boyfriend or girlfriend have lower self-esteem" ~ Brunel University study
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ain't that a shocker?! haa STOP IT!