151201
i have never trusted irrational angry women... NEVER!
151202
"If an idea does not sound absurd, there's no hope for it." ~ Albert Einstein
Good will always triumph because Evil is dumb.
151203
Since i'm American, perhaps i should only listen to English-speaking music. BAHAHAA not.
151204
i'm not surprised Kim Sae Rom was a model before jumping into acting. Legs for DAYS - Miss Korea material.
151206
"Fear is the path to the dark side; fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering." ~ Tzuyu after Yoda
...
BAHAHAA ugly Chewie IS a STAR WARS fan!
"Small people are not a race. This isn't 'Game of Thrones'!"
...
The IT Crowd
151207
People who don't post much of anything are just afraid of being judged. Only Jebus can judge me! BAHAHAA
i actually have more respect for the janitor than the CEO. Don't ever kiss corporate ass!
151208
DON: Men don't need makeup cuz we're naturally beautiful.
ANH: Maybe he's born with it... "Maybe it's Maybelline."
151209
My "normal" family members are still misdiagnosing me for having Asperger - pulling psychology out of their asses AGAIN! I'm wouldn't be able to be this social and function with multiple groups of people if i had it, dammit.
...
Ooh, just got a reply from a certified psychology major... my ugly ex TENA!
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"You are so not Aspergers. if anything, you are the opposite of what Asperger is. if there is one word to describe you, it would be that you are an eccentric person. You are also very outgoing and very sociable. If there is anyone that is not used to your behavior, they would think you have an issue. So don't worry, you are so OK."
i'm artistic, not autistic. Get it right, ignoranus.
Yerin of GFRIEND knees her own face on "Running Man". BAHAHAA this idol is always so much fun to have around! She just couldn't care less what anyone else thinks - which adds to her appeal.
ANH: South Korea is the France of Asia for their elegant fashion; Japan is England for their horrid teeth.
Crystal: China is the US. BAHAHAA
(Video of Seolhyun)
JEFF: GOLD!
ANH: That's what you yell when she pees on you.
Galpal: my car was piled with ice and snow, I had to take 10-15 minutes to clean it off before driving... I needed the ice cleaner, but only had my sleeve. i was so inexperienced with actual winter. haa
ANH: Do NOT eat the yellow snow.
Wishing another human being a miserable life is one of the lowest thing you can do - we need more love in the world.
151214
KY: "Be good to thy neighbor, but not when they are pointing at your friend's sweatshirt's graphics" ~ Physician 6:66
San E - i Wish You to Be Unhappy
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"So lovely so lovely you once were, but now you're ugly so ugly..."
...
San E shares the same feelings about his ex. Talented cut-throat rapper!
San E - To My Ex-girlfriend MV
...
"i love you to death. After i die like this, every night, i will appear in your nightmares..."
...
This guy is a rap GOD!
i cannot get used to Asians with British/Aussie accents. WhaddaHEO? Sounds so off, like their voice was dubbed. i can pull off either an Aussie or French accent. haa
151218
i gladly bend over backwards for those who get me.
151221
"'Sometimes, you have to kill your darlings' - which are your favorite creations - when you realize you don't need them since they are not required for the project.
151222
So my idiotic forsaken father believes i'm an alcoholic cuz he sees me drinking at the Korean BBQ everytime. Seriously?! Can one get any dumber?
Naomi Dang: Hahah thanks for making me looking better in that picture. I thought I looked different (not in a good way) in that makeup. Why isn't photography your side job?
151223
If you don't socialize, i honestly forget who you are, and how i met you. BAHAHAA
151225
You FOOL! Don't you know deleting someone on Facebook is a death sentence?! You can't just send them another friend request!
151227
Trying to socialize with those who don't is such a NIGHTMARE; i'm certainly not missing out by not having them around.
i like eccentrics, conservatives bore me. Why can't you be INTERESTING?!
DIANA: Have you ever dated a J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess)?
ANH: Well, she might have a problem with me being part German as well. And NO, i hate princesses! Tomboys ROCK!
DIANA: I loved the bible - it was my first fantasy novel.
ANH: Number ONE selling fantasy novel! BAHAHAA
151201
What should I do when my sisters´ father is a complete asshole? There is nobody that mofo cannot talk sh*t about... NOBODY.
151203
"Solving math problems" is one of my options for activating the snooze alarm on my Samsung. BAHAHAA Nooo, I'm not that Asian! I hate math!
Just shook hands with the new colleague. Of course, he had to be a smoker. Must sanitize... Haa
So... Filipinos are considered to be the Mexicans of Asians - not that there's anything wrong with that. I do have an obsession with some beaners too! Haa
151207
So this fool pulls up next to me in the left turn lane and started raving his engine - seemed like he wanted to race. I just rolled up my window cuz I wanted to hear what the next song in my phone is. BAHAHAA
ANH: Hey ugly, who do you love more... your mom or--
Nephew: MOM!
...
Haa monkey boy didn't even hesitate! Absolument, moms are better than dads!
151209
There's no reasoning with emotional people.
151210
There are so many good songs in other languages - how can anyone listen to just their own native tongue? It's like having just chicken everyday.
151211
I'm too punctual. I should change that.
151213
Even the sweetest person will have haters - you can't please everyone. Seolhyun is just a well rounded AWESOME celeb. HWAITING!
You cannot waste your energy hating. Hate consumes you from the inside out - it destroys your well being. Laugh and LOVE, peaches!
151216
Just received my Dell S2240T 22" incapacitive touch screen. If I can draw on my Samsung S3 smartphone, I can draw on THIS! Haa At almost $200, it is $2800 cheaper than a Wacom Cintiq of the same size!
151218
Daughter: So, dumb guys go for dumb girls; and smart guys ALSO go for dumb girls! What do smart girls get?!
Father: Cats, mostly.
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Modern Family
151219
I tend to offend conservative squares without knowing. Haa Ao not surprised! Can you be LESS normal, please?!
Christmas songs are alright, but please, don't play frakkin´ gospels at the supermarket!
151227
So... we might beer-pong on a short table. Whaaat?
151230
Mofos constantly complaining about being sad and miserable. There are people who have much less than you, yet they're surviving - so... shut the fcuk up!
Saturday, January 2, 2016
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
SKITS NOV
151101
"The people who are successful are the ones who decide to keep going." ~ Anthony Jones
"Your destiny is determined by the choices you make - choose now, choose well." ~ Tony Robbins
151102
Since i'm multi-ethnic, which includes Belgian French and perhaps German, racism makes absolutely no sense to me. haa we all originated from Africa, peaches!
151103
"A woman who can be bought... isn't worth having." ~ Kingpin
After i comment on popular and/or derailed posts, i immediately turn off notifications - unless you make the effort to tag me on your reply, i wouldn't know you did. BAHAHAA
151104
DAREDEVIL is quite the mature brutal series for a MARVEL production. Rosario Dawson co-starring is also a plus!
Let's FACE it - if it weren't for Facebook, we wouldn't have gotten to know each other THIS well. Social media is pretty DAEBAK!
Crash diets seldom work - just maintain a healthy diet alternating between authentic beef pho and INCHEONWON's grade-A briskets!
151105
"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!" ~ Rocky Balboa
Donnie Yen is a bonafide GOD of martial arts - his films never fail to kickass!
151108
"With a number of businesses already using Facebook research to rule out potential employees during key hiring situations, studies show they may soon be using it to determine who the best candidates are." ~ businessnewsdaily.com
"The study examined workers in three groups: one that was allowed no breaks, one that was allowed to do anything but use the Internet and one that was allowed 10 minutes to use the Internet and Facebook. The Facebook group was found to be 16 percent more productive than the group that was not allowed to use the Internet and nearly 40 percent more productive than the group that was allowed no breaks." ~ businessnewsdaily.com
151109
If you can't even see the photos after i tagged you, you're beyond help.
i don't understand how i can even be related to my sisters' dad - we're 180 degrees apart.
i may just skip your wedding - holy water tends to burn - and just attend your reception.
151111
The Japanese are just much more sincere than most other ethnic groups - you can leave your purse unattended, yet still find it safe where you left it.
"A gluten-free diet contains more sugar and less nutrients."
...
So stop that non-sense and eat your frakkin' food!
151116
i seldom even game anymore - feeling so much more productive!
i usually like what i recommend.
151118
"Oh My Venus" Kseries
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SonuvaBEEEEP! A-list actor So Ji Sub is BACK with a new series! i'm dropping everything for this!
151118
People Who Sleep Late Are Actually Smarter And More Creative
"To you, there’s nothing to wake up for but so much to stay awake through. That’s when your ideas happen..."
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Did you say CREATIVE?! Cuz sleeping is for LOSERS!
151119
"Facebook has become unbearable. 90% of posts and shares are just shit. Literally. Just plain ole shit. Terrorists that, muslims this, christians that,syria that, gov. Shit, blame obama that, cops killed unarmed kid, guys killed cop, refugees refugees refugees. Terrorists terrorists terrorists.
STFU already. STOP POSTING AND PRAYING. BECAUSE BOTH DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
RELIGION IS THE WORST THING EVER!!! Eff all your gods and imaginary people in the skY.
IF YOU REALLY CARE.....go do something about it and don't post it on FB. You want to end all this!?!? STOP BELIEVING IN RELIGIOUS NONSENSE. there is no such thing as A peaceful religion. All religions have killed millions and millions of children. DELETE ME IF I OFFENDED YOU. im so sick of this!
Ahhhh i feeL much better. thank you." - Aris Keshishi
i'd pray for you if i believed that actually works.
"Those who believe without reason cannot be convinced by reason." ~ James Randi
French President Hollande commits to taking 30,000 refugees in next 2 years; says France has duty to honor that commitment. “Life must go on.”
My former country, once again, setting a good example. BRAVO!
151120
So my ex-fiancee is suddenly supporting France? She kept ranting about how "French people are rude" and how "Vietnamese sounds like sh*t." haa great way for a narcissist to jump on the bandwagon to seem compassionate.
Funny how those who are involved in pyramid scams cannot be convinced that they're in one... same with church goers.
151123
"5% of the internet is pornography, but that's because teenage boys log onto it... Just wait till the grandmas and grandpas log onto the internet - then 50% of it will be pornography." ~ Dr Michio Kaku
i absolutely have no problem giving peeps i just met BEAR HUGS! Touching is good... Truth.
151124
(Playing DRIVER San Francisco)
ANH: Thanks again for swerving all over the road and getting us caught by the cops!
Nephew: i'm sorry! i'm just a CHILD - i'm not even supposed to DRIVE!
...
BAHAHAA Good times with the monkey boy!
ANH: Hey, you know you're my favorite nephew, you ugly monkey?
Nephew: i am your ONLY nephew!
ANH: it... doesn't matter!
151125
(Company conversation during our Thanksgiving lunch)
Supervisor: Have any of you ever tried dog meat? What does it taste like?!
Colleague: i bet it tastes like chicken!
ANH: No, it tastes like people! Dog meat tastes like people...
...
"To Serve Man" (The Twilight Zone)
"If you type 'Google' into Google... you CAN break the internet."
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"The IT Crowd" is HILARIOUS!
151126
i'm thankful the Indians were robbed of their land... and chicken still rules over turkey.
ANH: What? You didn't keep the dollar i wrote my number on when we first met at the club?
Ex-fiancee: Oh nooo, i was a starving student...
...
BAHAHAA Now, that's jacked up!
How did "50 Shades of Grey" get so much controversial attention? Is S&M something not widely practiced in this country? Whip it good! The film was just okay with an unsatisfying ending. Trying to change anyone is FUTILE!
151127
Disappointingly, no one in my immediate family really knows me. i seriously think my closest friends know me so much better.
If you're not certified for it, please, do not pull psychology out of your ass - you'd just be misdiagnosing everyone.
151128
My sisters' father is a narcissit; my mom is a sociopath.
i'm sorry, but i don't like keeping anybody in the dark - truth has to be told.
151130
PSY - DADDY(feat. CL of 2NE1) M/V
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"You be my curry, i'll be your rice."
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He even had A-list actress Ha Ji Won cameo as the teacher! haa DAEBAK!
151103
CAITLIN: Alright, I'll watch every episodes of "Walking Dead" with you.
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Haa THE FLASH is such a well-written show!
Colleague: I believe "Holidays" is spelled with one L.
ANH: haa Sorry, English is my 3rd language!
To the socially-inept ones, I can help... with raspberry wine and SOJU!
151106
This Razer Nostromo PC gaming keypad will eliminate my need for a keyboard while using any graphic software; and will undoubtedly accelerate my workflow!
151108
Those with incorrect spelling and grammar should not be creating memes - especially sad when English is their only language.
151113
"What's the occasion for INCHEONWON?"
...
I don't understand your question. Isn't it a MEATING? haa you don't need a reason to enjoy good food and good company!
I may get a PS4 just for "Just Cause 3"... just cause.
ANH: I thought you said you "totaled" your car.
??: Yeah, I got it fixed.
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Haa am I missing something?!
151117
Daughter: Mom, where do people go when they die?
Mother: They go to the hearts of the ones they love.
...
Superb writing from 20% of Korean series that are any good.
151120
Funny how those who are involved in pyramid scams cannot be convinced that they're in one... same with church goers.
151123
"Iris will wake up one morning and find out she married the wrong guy; but she'll stay with him cuz she made a promise."
...
The Flash
...
So true with so many women.
151125
So, coming to work in your pajamas is a thing today... I sleep in my panties.
151126
"If you were mine, you wouldn't be able to sit for a week"
...
50 Shades of Grey
...
What did he mean by that?! WHAT?
151128
ANH: You know your gramp gets a lot of things wrong, right?
Nephew: Yeah, he pronounces "Coke" like "Cock".
Sunday, November 1, 2015
SKITS OCT
151101
"The people who are successful are the ones who decide to keep going." ~ Anthony Jones
151002
Photoshop CC just crashed my laptop once again. Haa frakkin´ resource HOGGER!
Friday? WOOHOO! NITEY, peaches!
151004
Dammit, I'm only on episode 15 of the original HEROES.
151005
"It isn't faith that makes good science... it's curiosity."
...
The Day the Earth Stood Still
151010
My appetite is just not there when it's THIS hot. Great way to lose weight!
151012
Oh, you don't have a Facebook account?! TOODLES then! cuz I solely depend on this social network to see if you're interesting enough for me to hang out with.
151013
Those with trust issues are hilarious; if you don't open up to new relationships, you should stay home... permanently.
151014
Steer clear of Z NATION! It's cheap storytelling and acting. No substitute for your "Walking Dead" craving.
151015
"You bring me sunshine wherever I go. You are like fire when I feel cold... Honestly, you're in my dreams." ~ Secondhand Serenade
...
Damn, she still is...
151019
Just wore my underwear backwards. Happens when you rush.
151020
Potential employer: Can we meet at 2 pm? If you have another interview, CANCEL IT!
...
Once i hook up with the right company, WHAM! Like that, I get HIRED! They even allow you to VAPE. Whaaat?
Before leaving the interview, the CEO flashed me his belly to show off his large tattoo. Haa genuine art LOVER!
151022
The gardeners blowing nothing at all make for great wake up alarms.
151030
Galpals randomly waking me up with hot shots... Jebus Rice!
"The people who are successful are the ones who decide to keep going." ~ Anthony Jones
151002
Photoshop CC just crashed my laptop once again. Haa frakkin´ resource HOGGER!
Friday? WOOHOO! NITEY, peaches!
151004
Dammit, I'm only on episode 15 of the original HEROES.
151005
"It isn't faith that makes good science... it's curiosity."
...
The Day the Earth Stood Still
151010
My appetite is just not there when it's THIS hot. Great way to lose weight!
151012
Oh, you don't have a Facebook account?! TOODLES then! cuz I solely depend on this social network to see if you're interesting enough for me to hang out with.
151013
Those with trust issues are hilarious; if you don't open up to new relationships, you should stay home... permanently.
151014
Steer clear of Z NATION! It's cheap storytelling and acting. No substitute for your "Walking Dead" craving.
151015
"You bring me sunshine wherever I go. You are like fire when I feel cold... Honestly, you're in my dreams." ~ Secondhand Serenade
...
Damn, she still is...
151019
Just wore my underwear backwards. Happens when you rush.
151020
Potential employer: Can we meet at 2 pm? If you have another interview, CANCEL IT!
...
Once i hook up with the right company, WHAM! Like that, I get HIRED! They even allow you to VAPE. Whaaat?
Before leaving the interview, the CEO flashed me his belly to show off his large tattoo. Haa genuine art LOVER!
151022
The gardeners blowing nothing at all make for great wake up alarms.
151030
Galpals randomly waking me up with hot shots... Jebus Rice!
Saturday, October 3, 2015
SKITS SEP
150901
Yup, peeps always glamorize their relationships online; and seldom post the bad things. To those of you who actually do, thank you for removing your mask.
Why are the Japanese so bad with English...? Cuz most of them are too afraid to practice it.
150903
i'm receiving Llama Badges from DeviantArt members left and right. Are they beneficial in any way? How may i use them?!
150906
Some of these countries should frakkin' lighten up; you can't even say "Cheers!" when toasting in Hungary?! GUNBAE, peaches!
150910
i actually seldom curse in person; i know how to restrain myself. It's just a way to release when i curse in writing. BAHAHAA
ahjushi87: the difference between the germans and japanese is that the germans took ownership of the atrocities committed under the nazi regime. Reparations were made and there are museums dedicated to the holocaust. The japanese til this day deny all the atrocities committed. They even honor their war criminals and white wash their history books. Japanese war criminals were not prosecuted as the german criminals were. You have to wonder why so many asian countries do not like japan."
150911
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back..."
150912
Boobs don't matter if you don't have a great pair of LEGS to go with them!
No Facebook, i won't share some of the memories i much rather forget.
150913
STAR WARS Episode VII
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Actual movie sets, practical special effects, not all digital--like Episodes 1-3 (MEH!). Director JJ Abrams always makes sure everything turns out right. i'm not even a huge fan of this franchise, yet i wanna see this sequel!
150916
i've already been using my own [DISLIKE] button, Mark Zuckerberg!
150918
Such a hassle switching my keyboard language between 3.5 languages.
150920
ALICIA: i dunno why Asian guys never ask me out.
ANH: They're just afraid you'll break them in half.
150922
Song Ji Eun "Don't Look at Me Like That" MV
...
A beautiful song about controversial love between "the same sex, different races, different ages, and other possibly prejudiced and stereotyped relationships."
150923
It’s not about who you are that holds you back; it’s who you think you’re not. As much as society tries to push their values and ideals onto us, it is ultimately up to us on how to live our lives. As much as we determine our own happiness we do so with our failures as well. We can be our biggest advocates or our biggest haters. Instead of fearing the unknown, embrace it. When you don’t know what is going to happen, We tend to over-exaggerate our fear of the uncontrollable and think the outcome will be much scarier than the actuality of the situation. You will gradually find out that it is not as horrible as you expected. Live life in the present. Stop worrying about what the future holds and focus on creating a better today. When you constantly worry about things you cannot control, you create unnecessary anxiety for yourself. Just breathe and have faith. -ASHLEY FERN
150930
Tunisiano - Marlich MV
...
"Tunisiano et ses paroles magiques."
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Can't beat Algerian-French rap with poignant lyrics that mean so much--love it just as passionately as Kpop. Tunisiano is a national treasure and a bonafide LEGEND.
150909
Has anyone noticed... RAIN, peaches?! RAIN! Turn off your AC and open your windows!
150912
Lovey dovey posts don't fool me anymore. Real relationships have ups and downs. Show me something that's REAL.
150916
Nobody wants to skim through their news feed just to read "Bad day", "I'm tired", "TGIF", or "It's official!" Give us details or don't bother posting. Now don't get me going about those repetitive selfies. BAHAHAA ugh
150925
If you don't already know, I am so done with BEER! NO MORE!
150929
GUY: Can I get you something?
Amy Schumer: Oh, nonono. My boyfriend's grabbing me one.
GUY: Wow, you're arrogant. I was just trying to be nice... I only sleep with Asian girls.
...
BAHAHAA Damn you, Amy! Yes, some of you girls need to be more humble. Just cuz I'm nice to you doesn't mean I wanna get in your pants.
Yup, peeps always glamorize their relationships online; and seldom post the bad things. To those of you who actually do, thank you for removing your mask.
Why are the Japanese so bad with English...? Cuz most of them are too afraid to practice it.
150903
i'm receiving Llama Badges from DeviantArt members left and right. Are they beneficial in any way? How may i use them?!
150906
Some of these countries should frakkin' lighten up; you can't even say "Cheers!" when toasting in Hungary?! GUNBAE, peaches!
150910
i actually seldom curse in person; i know how to restrain myself. It's just a way to release when i curse in writing. BAHAHAA
ahjushi87: the difference between the germans and japanese is that the germans took ownership of the atrocities committed under the nazi regime. Reparations were made and there are museums dedicated to the holocaust. The japanese til this day deny all the atrocities committed. They even honor their war criminals and white wash their history books. Japanese war criminals were not prosecuted as the german criminals were. You have to wonder why so many asian countries do not like japan."
150911
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back..."
150912
Boobs don't matter if you don't have a great pair of LEGS to go with them!
No Facebook, i won't share some of the memories i much rather forget.
150913
STAR WARS Episode VII
...
Actual movie sets, practical special effects, not all digital--like Episodes 1-3 (MEH!). Director JJ Abrams always makes sure everything turns out right. i'm not even a huge fan of this franchise, yet i wanna see this sequel!
150916
i've already been using my own [DISLIKE] button, Mark Zuckerberg!
150918
Such a hassle switching my keyboard language between 3.5 languages.
150920
ALICIA: i dunno why Asian guys never ask me out.
ANH: They're just afraid you'll break them in half.
150922
Song Ji Eun "Don't Look at Me Like That" MV
...
A beautiful song about controversial love between "the same sex, different races, different ages, and other possibly prejudiced and stereotyped relationships."
150923
It’s not about who you are that holds you back; it’s who you think you’re not. As much as society tries to push their values and ideals onto us, it is ultimately up to us on how to live our lives. As much as we determine our own happiness we do so with our failures as well. We can be our biggest advocates or our biggest haters. Instead of fearing the unknown, embrace it. When you don’t know what is going to happen, We tend to over-exaggerate our fear of the uncontrollable and think the outcome will be much scarier than the actuality of the situation. You will gradually find out that it is not as horrible as you expected. Live life in the present. Stop worrying about what the future holds and focus on creating a better today. When you constantly worry about things you cannot control, you create unnecessary anxiety for yourself. Just breathe and have faith. -ASHLEY FERN
150930
Tunisiano - Marlich MV
...
"Tunisiano et ses paroles magiques."
...
Can't beat Algerian-French rap with poignant lyrics that mean so much--love it just as passionately as Kpop. Tunisiano is a national treasure and a bonafide LEGEND.
150909
Has anyone noticed... RAIN, peaches?! RAIN! Turn off your AC and open your windows!
150912
Lovey dovey posts don't fool me anymore. Real relationships have ups and downs. Show me something that's REAL.
150916
Nobody wants to skim through their news feed just to read "Bad day", "I'm tired", "TGIF", or "It's official!" Give us details or don't bother posting. Now don't get me going about those repetitive selfies. BAHAHAA ugh
150925
If you don't already know, I am so done with BEER! NO MORE!
150929
GUY: Can I get you something?
Amy Schumer: Oh, nonono. My boyfriend's grabbing me one.
GUY: Wow, you're arrogant. I was just trying to be nice... I only sleep with Asian girls.
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BAHAHAA Damn you, Amy! Yes, some of you girls need to be more humble. Just cuz I'm nice to you doesn't mean I wanna get in your pants.
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
SKITS AUG
150801
"Have a specialty. Stop trying to be a god damn jack-of-all-trades. Do at least one kind of thing very very well. And then, spend your time and money to get it executed and photographed to look AMAZING." ~ Jessica Hische
150802
"My Love Eun Dong" Kseries
...
Would you steal another man's wife if she was meant to be yours? Yes, I absolutely would. One of the greatest romantic series EVER! Pleasant surprise.
...
Adultery isn't wrong if she means the world to me.
...
One Kseries i can watch again and again...
When you cannot edit your type-o from your YouTube link share...
150803
GALPAL: Jennifer Lopez's dress... maybe an idea.
ANH: Who's J-Lo...? And Beyonce is over-frakkin-rated!
...
haa i've been out of touch with American pop culture since FOREVER! And i don't regret it!
150804
"You're my homie. Yeah, you know me. And if you ever need a wingman, i'll let any girl blow me... OFF cuz you're more important than the rest. i confess... i LOVE you in the most heterosexual way."
...
Ryan Higa - Bromance
Ryan Higa - S.W.G.
...
"Man, all these rappers be like, 'i want a bad chick. i want a big booty'. i don't need none of that.... Don't need DD's, i want straight A's!"
...
Sweet Wholesome Gal... BAHAHAA
150807
"Man is the only animal that has the true religion... all 7 of them." ~ Mark Twain
150808
NEIL: I've been noticing that our human species has been getting incredibly dumber and dumber as the years go by.
ANH: i think this species has always been quite dumb... just more of those videos are uploaded. BAHAHAA Thanks for the reminder - i need to catch "Dumb and Dumber To"!
150810
If you've been auto-tagged the most, you're not just famous - you're Facebook-famous!
150811
"If you’re an extrovert, then being an artist alone in a studio all day long will not make you happy, no matter how much you love making art."
...
fcuk
"There is much in the digital age that removes us from flow, especially the constant interruption of texts, messages, and email. I notice it in my own life and wonder about people who, faced with constant distraction at work, may actually have jobs that should put them in flow but who still don’t experience it. Happiness and enjoyment, according to this research at least, require immersion."
...
Make sure you get into a line of work that you actually LOVE!
150813
"You can fail at what you don't want; so you might as well take a chance doing what you love." ~ Jim Carrey
Just received texts from my galpal saying that she's ready for a threesome. WOOHOO! haa no, sounds like SPAM to me! Try harder!
150814
If your post is an essay, I usually only catch the first sentence cuz reading is for LOSERS!
"You're not the only one for me, now I see. i'm taking off; i'm flying by; i'm moving on today cuz tomorrow is standing still... Today, i'm not alone; Today, there's someone else calling my phone; Today, i found myself grown into a man you'll never know." ~ Secondhand Serenade
"It is not the blood that makes a family. What makes a family is what we build together - what we tell each other.” ~ Sophie Serrano
...
"Our stories are everything. They are the heart of love and of meaning."
150817
Don't ever make a woman wait so long! If they want marriage and you genuinely love them--
NIKE: Just frakkin' do it, boob!
...
i don't even support that institution, but gladly would do it for the right person. haa
150818
Jebus, i just finished Jung Areum's instagram! However, this ugly posts about every 5 min. BAHAHAA
150820
Girls' Generation ????_Lion Heart_Music Video
...
SNSD finally nailed it this time! This is THEIR signature sweet style! Tiffany is no longer KoreAm - she's been SoKoreanized; and Yuri is undeniably DIVINE.
150825
Do i regret ever meeting the wrong kind of "friends"? No, cuz through assholes, i've met some genuinely great human beings.
Facebook: Tip: see whose birthday you may have missed.
...
No, thanks. BAHAHAA
150829
Ill Mind Of Hopsin 7
...
"This is my fcuking life and I'm living it, I'm having fun.
If you really care for me, prove that I need to live carefully.
But I'll be damned if I put my own pleasure aside for an afterlife that isn't even guaranteed.
We are you, and you're us, stop playing games.
My life's all I got, and heaven is all in my brain.
And when I feel I am in hell, my ideas are what get me through pain.
Do as you please, and I'll just do me, I'm a human, I'll stay in my lane."
...
Hopsin is one of the greatest underground rappers in existence and this powerful song proves it. Live life. Mind power...
Why do peeps always assume i'm an asshole even before genuinely talking to me? Seriously?!
ANH: By the way, this is Tena, and this is Crystal.
Waitress: HI!
ANH: And i'm... ANH.
Waitress: Oh, i know. i've heard about you.
...
haa Whaaat? They all really do know me at INCHEONWON!
150831
To the mofo alpha-male-wannabes out there, stop sizing up to me. If you really feel threatened, take your drama to your mama! i'm not even trying and i don't even call myself one. WhaddaHEO?
"The problem with getting everything is you run out of reasons to keep trying, and human interaction becomes impossible due to imbalance." ~ Minecraft founder Markus Persson (after selling his company to Microsoft)
...
Goes to show you that money, indeed, cannot buy everything. Once you lose your drive and passion to reach any goal, the abyss into emptiness and sorrow is inevitable.
Vegetarian ex Alondra: Are you sure you're clean? My vagina is itching now.
ANH: Yeah, i've just tested negative for anything. Perhaps you're allergic to... MEAT?
Lesbionic ex Ann: BAHAHAA!
150807
There are friends you meet out of the blue that you just know are better than the ones you've known for years.
150810
ANH: Ethan, are you drunk?
Nephew: No, I'm Mexican!
...
Haa He has no idea how racist that sounded!
150813
MOM: Vampires are so handsome; that's why these TV series are so popular.
ANH: Nooo, that's because... Yeah, they're HOT!
150814
If your post is an essay, I usually only catch the first paragraph cuz reading is for LOSERS!
150817
Benny Hill > Benny Hinn
150825
MIKE: you mean, Tena is coming? THE Tena?
ANH: yup, the legendary wabbit!
150829
ANH: Why do people always assume I'm an asshole?
TENA: I get along so well with you, I must be an asshole too!
"Have a specialty. Stop trying to be a god damn jack-of-all-trades. Do at least one kind of thing very very well. And then, spend your time and money to get it executed and photographed to look AMAZING." ~ Jessica Hische
150802
"My Love Eun Dong" Kseries
...
Would you steal another man's wife if she was meant to be yours? Yes, I absolutely would. One of the greatest romantic series EVER! Pleasant surprise.
...
Adultery isn't wrong if she means the world to me.
...
One Kseries i can watch again and again...
When you cannot edit your type-o from your YouTube link share...
150803
GALPAL: Jennifer Lopez's dress... maybe an idea.
ANH: Who's J-Lo...? And Beyonce is over-frakkin-rated!
...
haa i've been out of touch with American pop culture since FOREVER! And i don't regret it!
150804
"You're my homie. Yeah, you know me. And if you ever need a wingman, i'll let any girl blow me... OFF cuz you're more important than the rest. i confess... i LOVE you in the most heterosexual way."
...
Ryan Higa - Bromance
Ryan Higa - S.W.G.
...
"Man, all these rappers be like, 'i want a bad chick. i want a big booty'. i don't need none of that.... Don't need DD's, i want straight A's!"
...
Sweet Wholesome Gal... BAHAHAA
150807
"Man is the only animal that has the true religion... all 7 of them." ~ Mark Twain
150808
NEIL: I've been noticing that our human species has been getting incredibly dumber and dumber as the years go by.
ANH: i think this species has always been quite dumb... just more of those videos are uploaded. BAHAHAA Thanks for the reminder - i need to catch "Dumb and Dumber To"!
150810
If you've been auto-tagged the most, you're not just famous - you're Facebook-famous!
150811
"If you’re an extrovert, then being an artist alone in a studio all day long will not make you happy, no matter how much you love making art."
...
fcuk
"There is much in the digital age that removes us from flow, especially the constant interruption of texts, messages, and email. I notice it in my own life and wonder about people who, faced with constant distraction at work, may actually have jobs that should put them in flow but who still don’t experience it. Happiness and enjoyment, according to this research at least, require immersion."
...
Make sure you get into a line of work that you actually LOVE!
150813
"You can fail at what you don't want; so you might as well take a chance doing what you love." ~ Jim Carrey
Just received texts from my galpal saying that she's ready for a threesome. WOOHOO! haa no, sounds like SPAM to me! Try harder!
150814
If your post is an essay, I usually only catch the first sentence cuz reading is for LOSERS!
"You're not the only one for me, now I see. i'm taking off; i'm flying by; i'm moving on today cuz tomorrow is standing still... Today, i'm not alone; Today, there's someone else calling my phone; Today, i found myself grown into a man you'll never know." ~ Secondhand Serenade
"It is not the blood that makes a family. What makes a family is what we build together - what we tell each other.” ~ Sophie Serrano
...
"Our stories are everything. They are the heart of love and of meaning."
150817
Don't ever make a woman wait so long! If they want marriage and you genuinely love them--
NIKE: Just frakkin' do it, boob!
...
i don't even support that institution, but gladly would do it for the right person. haa
150818
Jebus, i just finished Jung Areum's instagram! However, this ugly posts about every 5 min. BAHAHAA
150820
Girls' Generation ????_Lion Heart_Music Video
...
SNSD finally nailed it this time! This is THEIR signature sweet style! Tiffany is no longer KoreAm - she's been SoKoreanized; and Yuri is undeniably DIVINE.
150825
Do i regret ever meeting the wrong kind of "friends"? No, cuz through assholes, i've met some genuinely great human beings.
Facebook: Tip: see whose birthday you may have missed.
...
No, thanks. BAHAHAA
150829
Ill Mind Of Hopsin 7
...
"This is my fcuking life and I'm living it, I'm having fun.
If you really care for me, prove that I need to live carefully.
But I'll be damned if I put my own pleasure aside for an afterlife that isn't even guaranteed.
We are you, and you're us, stop playing games.
My life's all I got, and heaven is all in my brain.
And when I feel I am in hell, my ideas are what get me through pain.
Do as you please, and I'll just do me, I'm a human, I'll stay in my lane."
...
Hopsin is one of the greatest underground rappers in existence and this powerful song proves it. Live life. Mind power...
Why do peeps always assume i'm an asshole even before genuinely talking to me? Seriously?!
ANH: By the way, this is Tena, and this is Crystal.
Waitress: HI!
ANH: And i'm... ANH.
Waitress: Oh, i know. i've heard about you.
...
haa Whaaat? They all really do know me at INCHEONWON!
150831
To the mofo alpha-male-wannabes out there, stop sizing up to me. If you really feel threatened, take your drama to your mama! i'm not even trying and i don't even call myself one. WhaddaHEO?
"The problem with getting everything is you run out of reasons to keep trying, and human interaction becomes impossible due to imbalance." ~ Minecraft founder Markus Persson (after selling his company to Microsoft)
...
Goes to show you that money, indeed, cannot buy everything. Once you lose your drive and passion to reach any goal, the abyss into emptiness and sorrow is inevitable.
Vegetarian ex Alondra: Are you sure you're clean? My vagina is itching now.
ANH: Yeah, i've just tested negative for anything. Perhaps you're allergic to... MEAT?
Lesbionic ex Ann: BAHAHAA!
150807
There are friends you meet out of the blue that you just know are better than the ones you've known for years.
150810
ANH: Ethan, are you drunk?
Nephew: No, I'm Mexican!
...
Haa He has no idea how racist that sounded!
150813
MOM: Vampires are so handsome; that's why these TV series are so popular.
ANH: Nooo, that's because... Yeah, they're HOT!
150814
If your post is an essay, I usually only catch the first paragraph cuz reading is for LOSERS!
150817
Benny Hill > Benny Hinn
150825
MIKE: you mean, Tena is coming? THE Tena?
ANH: yup, the legendary wabbit!
150829
ANH: Why do people always assume I'm an asshole?
TENA: I get along so well with you, I must be an asshole too!
Saturday, August 1, 2015
SKITS JUL
150701
The ones not afraid to fail are the ones who succeed; never take the safe route.
"If there is no demand for whatever it is you wanna make - if you're really passionate about that - you'll create the demand because of who you are and why you're doing it." ~ Kienan Lafferty
150707
Those LinkedIn profiles with "owner at Self Employed"... Uh... NO! haa
150708
I swyped "Anhjun", but got "Anakin". Whaaat? I'm already being called "Anh Solo"! Don? is Chewbacca.
...
DON: i'm CHEWIE!
"A tomboy is a girl who exhibits characteristics or behaviors considered typical of a boy, including wearing masculine clothing and engaging in games and activities that are physical in nature and are considered in many cultures to be "unfeminine" or the domain of boys."
150711
Just had a great spontaneous night with my favorite ex - She still is such a gem.
150713
Those peeps who post too much about their kids and nothing about themselves. No, it's not you!
150714
"Where's the YouTube website? Why do you have to click the left mouse button to select? What's the right button for?"
...
Seems like i have no patience to teach; if you're not tech-savvy, you'll get on my nerves pretty fast. No iphone users, please!
150715
"Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ~ APPLE
150717
"In order to love others, you must first learn to love yourself."
150718
Can i please get a wax with this rain too?!
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” ~ Socrates
“The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.” ~ Socrates
150721
Is there any way to divorce a family member? My sisters' father is consistently being mentally abusive to my mom; and that does not sit well with me. If there's such thing as the devil, I may have found him.
Two-faced motherfocker... I'm sure glad I'm nothing like you. Those who hate everyone really hate themselves, indeed.
So... i just blocked my so-called "dad" - ugh, that ugly word. I've already disowned him for a while, but this - i believe - is OFFICIAL!
ANHJUN - 01 | Asshole Dad - 00
Don't ever put up with narcissistic poisonous people; expose them for who they really are, and detach yourself from them.
He's always been blind and ignorant about who i am - even blinder without my Facebook posts. He's lost all kinds of friends already; now, he's lost a son.
Just because they're family, doesn't mean you cannot block them. I am breathing easier... Back to my Kpop uglies to keep CALM!
Sorry, not sorry! to preserve her sanity, I will take mom away from that prick. He can find a place with either one of his favorite daughters. Mental abuse is no joke.
So this racist and narcissistic former-father of mine thinks Viets are the SUPREME race... Psh, we all know it's South Koreans! BAHAHAA
"Most friends are there when times are good. Good friends are there when you need them." ~ Sokma Dan Yong
DAN: Better to vent than to hold it in and EXPLODE!
ANH: i've been holding it in; that's why i exploded. BAHAHAA
DAN: She doesn't get simple jokes!
ANH: i joke with a straight face - so even more confusing for her. haa
TU: Too many family members think a master's degree/doctorate/etc is a status/prestige symbol; as if it gives them the right to lecture others who don't have that.
ANH: Let's kill grandpa. He's the root to all our problems! BAHAHAA
Fakes don't have much to say cuz they have much to hide.
150722
"Negativity has no place in your life. No matter the blood." ~ Sandy El Phantastico?
...
If THAT's her real name!
I can't stand looking at a phony face; i can easily see right through their mask. How do people live this way and be fine with it?
i won't let any asshole talk sh*t about good people; i will put them in their place. Anyone who knows me well know i have their back.
Blocking a bad family member on Facebook is the final insult. i feel LIBERATED!
"It’s not a larger power, it’s your ego making you feel #blessed."
...
Ain't that the truth?
We’re all picking and choosing the best moments from our lives, and it’s important to remember that the most successful posts aren’t usually representative of our quotidian experience.
i don't wanna injure my drawing hand fist-fighting my former-dad. Can i kick the crap out of him instead?
"Once you sculpt your original vision into something you think everybody wants, nobody likes it... just stick with what you want and trust your gut." ~ Kienan Lafferty
"The average person will never speak up whenever they have something they believe in cuz they're afraid of people judging them; Leaders immediately step up and talk with confidence."
...
Unless you have the intelligence of my "boss" who speaks like he's following a script.
When you have to delete your comment and paste it in the appropriate "Reply" box instead. ugh!
150723
"Smart People All Have One Thing In Common: They Stay Up Later Than You."
...
A study from Satoshi Kanazawa, psychologist at The London School of Economics, shows that intelligence and night-owl tendencies are strongly correlated.
IQ of over 125 tended to sleep from 12:30 a.m. to 8:00 a.m. on weekdays, and from 1:45 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. on weekends.
NORMAL intelligence tended to sleep from 12:00 a.m. to 7:30 a.m. on weekdays, and from 1:15 a.m. to 10:15 a.m. on weekends.
LOWER intelligence tended to sleep from 11:45 p.m. to 7:20 a.m. on weekdays, and from 12:35 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. on weekends.
...
Quite surprising. If i have to sleep, it's around 5:00 am cuz sleeping is for... LOSERS!
150726
How can you possibly message me anything when i already BLOCKED you? Seriously?! Dimwit of a "dad" always thinks he's smarter than anybody else.
150704
Hearing my parents believe in religious fairy tales is HILARIOUS! Learn to think for yourself and question everything.
...
Live life. Mind power.
150708
Have you ever dropped your phone on your face...? How about a tablet?
The ones not afraid to fail are the ones who succeed; never take the safe route.
"If there is no demand for whatever it is you wanna make - if you're really passionate about that - you'll create the demand because of who you are and why you're doing it." ~ Kienan Lafferty
150707
Those LinkedIn profiles with "owner at Self Employed"... Uh... NO! haa
150708
I swyped "Anhjun", but got "Anakin". Whaaat? I'm already being called "Anh Solo"! Don? is Chewbacca.
...
DON: i'm CHEWIE!
"A tomboy is a girl who exhibits characteristics or behaviors considered typical of a boy, including wearing masculine clothing and engaging in games and activities that are physical in nature and are considered in many cultures to be "unfeminine" or the domain of boys."
150711
Just had a great spontaneous night with my favorite ex - She still is such a gem.
150713
Those peeps who post too much about their kids and nothing about themselves. No, it's not you!
150714
"Where's the YouTube website? Why do you have to click the left mouse button to select? What's the right button for?"
...
Seems like i have no patience to teach; if you're not tech-savvy, you'll get on my nerves pretty fast. No iphone users, please!
150715
"Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ~ APPLE
150717
"In order to love others, you must first learn to love yourself."
150718
Can i please get a wax with this rain too?!
“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” ~ Socrates
“The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.” ~ Socrates
150721
Is there any way to divorce a family member? My sisters' father is consistently being mentally abusive to my mom; and that does not sit well with me. If there's such thing as the devil, I may have found him.
Two-faced motherfocker... I'm sure glad I'm nothing like you. Those who hate everyone really hate themselves, indeed.
So... i just blocked my so-called "dad" - ugh, that ugly word. I've already disowned him for a while, but this - i believe - is OFFICIAL!
ANHJUN - 01 | Asshole Dad - 00
Don't ever put up with narcissistic poisonous people; expose them for who they really are, and detach yourself from them.
He's always been blind and ignorant about who i am - even blinder without my Facebook posts. He's lost all kinds of friends already; now, he's lost a son.
Just because they're family, doesn't mean you cannot block them. I am breathing easier... Back to my Kpop uglies to keep CALM!
Sorry, not sorry! to preserve her sanity, I will take mom away from that prick. He can find a place with either one of his favorite daughters. Mental abuse is no joke.
So this racist and narcissistic former-father of mine thinks Viets are the SUPREME race... Psh, we all know it's South Koreans! BAHAHAA
"Most friends are there when times are good. Good friends are there when you need them." ~ Sokma Dan Yong
DAN: Better to vent than to hold it in and EXPLODE!
ANH: i've been holding it in; that's why i exploded. BAHAHAA
DAN: She doesn't get simple jokes!
ANH: i joke with a straight face - so even more confusing for her. haa
TU: Too many family members think a master's degree/doctorate/etc is a status/prestige symbol; as if it gives them the right to lecture others who don't have that.
ANH: Let's kill grandpa. He's the root to all our problems! BAHAHAA
Fakes don't have much to say cuz they have much to hide.
150722
"Negativity has no place in your life. No matter the blood." ~ Sandy El Phantastico?
...
If THAT's her real name!
I can't stand looking at a phony face; i can easily see right through their mask. How do people live this way and be fine with it?
i won't let any asshole talk sh*t about good people; i will put them in their place. Anyone who knows me well know i have their back.
Blocking a bad family member on Facebook is the final insult. i feel LIBERATED!
"It’s not a larger power, it’s your ego making you feel #blessed."
...
Ain't that the truth?
We’re all picking and choosing the best moments from our lives, and it’s important to remember that the most successful posts aren’t usually representative of our quotidian experience.
i don't wanna injure my drawing hand fist-fighting my former-dad. Can i kick the crap out of him instead?
"Once you sculpt your original vision into something you think everybody wants, nobody likes it... just stick with what you want and trust your gut." ~ Kienan Lafferty
"The average person will never speak up whenever they have something they believe in cuz they're afraid of people judging them; Leaders immediately step up and talk with confidence."
...
Unless you have the intelligence of my "boss" who speaks like he's following a script.
When you have to delete your comment and paste it in the appropriate "Reply" box instead. ugh!
150723
"Smart People All Have One Thing In Common: They Stay Up Later Than You."
...
A study from Satoshi Kanazawa, psychologist at The London School of Economics, shows that intelligence and night-owl tendencies are strongly correlated.
IQ of over 125 tended to sleep from 12:30 a.m. to 8:00 a.m. on weekdays, and from 1:45 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. on weekends.
NORMAL intelligence tended to sleep from 12:00 a.m. to 7:30 a.m. on weekdays, and from 1:15 a.m. to 10:15 a.m. on weekends.
LOWER intelligence tended to sleep from 11:45 p.m. to 7:20 a.m. on weekdays, and from 12:35 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. on weekends.
...
Quite surprising. If i have to sleep, it's around 5:00 am cuz sleeping is for... LOSERS!
150726
How can you possibly message me anything when i already BLOCKED you? Seriously?! Dimwit of a "dad" always thinks he's smarter than anybody else.
150704
Hearing my parents believe in religious fairy tales is HILARIOUS! Learn to think for yourself and question everything.
...
Live life. Mind power.
150708
Have you ever dropped your phone on your face...? How about a tablet?
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
SKITS JUN
150602
"Marriage is nothing without a kid; without a kid, marriage is DATING... when you get married, you go, 'Holy sh*t, i can't leave now...' then you have a kid, you go, 'Holy sh*t, i could've left!' "
...
Louis CK
150603
"When you act upon your dreams, the world conspires in your favor."
150604
"The weirdo will teach you to laugh everything off... the only world you need to judge yourself by is the world you create for yourself."
...
and I thought I was normal. BAHAHAA
150606
"if you don't put yourself on a path to mastery, building your skills... if you don't have anything to offer the world, it's not gonna offer you anything back." ~ Kienan Lafferty
...
so fcuking do it, peaches! DO IT!
150615
"in the realm of uncertainty is where your passion is found." ~ Kienan Lafferty
"there's just a difference between girls and women... there's a reason why they call it 'Girls Gone Wild'... because when girls go wild, they show their tits to people. when women go wild, they kill men... and drown their kids in a tub. that's what wild women do." ~ Louis CK
150620
already so beat, yet still agreed to go out late... cuz some friends you can't just say "no" to.
"Don't look at me like that, with those eyes. All we did was love. Stop cursing us, we are... as you see, just a little different." ~ Song Ji Eun
i'm not one of those mofos who stop being social once the alcohol wears off. you can speak to me. BAHAHAA
150621
sorry if i missed your birthday. i cannot keep up with so many! you peaches should just stop aging.
150622
For the Nth time... YES, HERBALIFE is a pyramid scam "disguised as a legitimate business"! There's no such thing as easy money! some of you peeps need to use your brain and investigate before you plunge into anything.
...
http://www.factsaboutherbalife.com/
"The 'Law of Attraction' is the name given to the maxim 'like attracts like' which in New Thought philosophy is used to sum up the idea that by focusing on positive or negative thoughts a person brings positive or negative experiences into their life."
150623
I would post more selfies (dumb word), but I absolutely DISLIKE shooting myself. I need my own photographers!
150624
"Inspiration is for amateurs; the real artists are the ones who just show up."
...
Discipline yourself and make things happen.
150625
"Excessive tagging"? No such thing. If you don't like it, use Google+... where no one is. BAHAHAA
to those who are always afraid to open up about themselves online due to "security reasons", truth is... NOBODY CARES! you're no celebrity, and you're not that important! BAHAHAA don't be "Dead On Arrival" and waste my Friends List real estate. paranoia is HILARIOUS.
Do not ask: "Do you have a Facebook account?"
Do ask: "Are you active on Facebook, bitch?!"
150626
This is pretty much a given: High heels are meant for taller women with high arches, but they should absolutely not be worn on a regular basis anyway - Sneakers are best for your feet!
150628
Do not date vegetarians; you're gonna go hungry.
150630
I'm positive and carefree by nature, so when peeps keep stressing over everything, i just don't get them. "This too shall pass!" Take a chill pill! Watch some Kpop and shut the fcuk up.
SonuvaBEEEEP it's frakkin' RAIN! WOOHOO!
150615
to those who keep changing their names, are you hiding from your exes?! I cannot keep track! haa
150621
I cannot celebrate this holiday. we don't have that kind of relationship.
drank all day with the cousin yesterday. I'mma just NOT drink today. BAHAHAA
150622
HAPPY BIRDDAY TO ALL!
150623
I try to remember everybody's names and see them as equals as well.
150624
if you easily get bored, you're just not that interesting.
"Marriage is nothing without a kid; without a kid, marriage is DATING... when you get married, you go, 'Holy sh*t, i can't leave now...' then you have a kid, you go, 'Holy sh*t, i could've left!' "
...
Louis CK
150603
"When you act upon your dreams, the world conspires in your favor."
150604
"The weirdo will teach you to laugh everything off... the only world you need to judge yourself by is the world you create for yourself."
...
and I thought I was normal. BAHAHAA
150606
"if you don't put yourself on a path to mastery, building your skills... if you don't have anything to offer the world, it's not gonna offer you anything back." ~ Kienan Lafferty
...
so fcuking do it, peaches! DO IT!
150615
"in the realm of uncertainty is where your passion is found." ~ Kienan Lafferty
"there's just a difference between girls and women... there's a reason why they call it 'Girls Gone Wild'... because when girls go wild, they show their tits to people. when women go wild, they kill men... and drown their kids in a tub. that's what wild women do." ~ Louis CK
150620
already so beat, yet still agreed to go out late... cuz some friends you can't just say "no" to.
"Don't look at me like that, with those eyes. All we did was love. Stop cursing us, we are... as you see, just a little different." ~ Song Ji Eun
i'm not one of those mofos who stop being social once the alcohol wears off. you can speak to me. BAHAHAA
150621
sorry if i missed your birthday. i cannot keep up with so many! you peaches should just stop aging.
150622
For the Nth time... YES, HERBALIFE is a pyramid scam "disguised as a legitimate business"! There's no such thing as easy money! some of you peeps need to use your brain and investigate before you plunge into anything.
...
http://www.factsaboutherbalife.com/
"The 'Law of Attraction' is the name given to the maxim 'like attracts like' which in New Thought philosophy is used to sum up the idea that by focusing on positive or negative thoughts a person brings positive or negative experiences into their life."
150623
I would post more selfies (dumb word), but I absolutely DISLIKE shooting myself. I need my own photographers!
150624
"Inspiration is for amateurs; the real artists are the ones who just show up."
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Discipline yourself and make things happen.
150625
"Excessive tagging"? No such thing. If you don't like it, use Google+... where no one is. BAHAHAA
to those who are always afraid to open up about themselves online due to "security reasons", truth is... NOBODY CARES! you're no celebrity, and you're not that important! BAHAHAA don't be "Dead On Arrival" and waste my Friends List real estate. paranoia is HILARIOUS.
Do not ask: "Do you have a Facebook account?"
Do ask: "Are you active on Facebook, bitch?!"
150626
This is pretty much a given: High heels are meant for taller women with high arches, but they should absolutely not be worn on a regular basis anyway - Sneakers are best for your feet!
150628
Do not date vegetarians; you're gonna go hungry.
150630
I'm positive and carefree by nature, so when peeps keep stressing over everything, i just don't get them. "This too shall pass!" Take a chill pill! Watch some Kpop and shut the fcuk up.
SonuvaBEEEEP it's frakkin' RAIN! WOOHOO!
150615
to those who keep changing their names, are you hiding from your exes?! I cannot keep track! haa
150621
I cannot celebrate this holiday. we don't have that kind of relationship.
drank all day with the cousin yesterday. I'mma just NOT drink today. BAHAHAA
150622
HAPPY BIRDDAY TO ALL!
150623
I try to remember everybody's names and see them as equals as well.
150624
if you easily get bored, you're just not that interesting.
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