SKITS AUG

150801
"Have a specialty. Stop trying to be a god damn jack-of-all-trades. Do at least one kind of thing very very well. And then, spend your time and money to get it executed and photographed to look AMAZING." ~ Jessica Hische

150802
"My Love Eun Dong" Kseries
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Would you steal another man's wife if she was meant to be yours? Yes, I absolutely would. One of the greatest romantic series EVER! Pleasant surprise.
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Adultery isn't wrong if she means the world to me.
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One Kseries i can watch again and again...

When you cannot edit your type-o from your YouTube link share...

150803
GALPAL: Jennifer Lopez's dress... maybe an idea.
ANH: Who's J-Lo...? And Beyonce is over-frakkin-rated!
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haa i've been out of touch with American pop culture since FOREVER! And i don't regret it!

150804
"You're my homie. Yeah, you know me. And if you ever need a wingman, i'll let any girl blow me... OFF cuz you're more important than the rest. i confess... i LOVE you in the most heterosexual way."
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Ryan Higa - Bromance

Ryan Higa - S.W.G.
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"Man, all these rappers be like, 'i want a bad chick. i want a big booty'. i don't need none of that.... Don't need DD's, i want straight A's!"
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Sweet Wholesome Gal... BAHAHAA

150807
"Man is the only animal that has the true religion... all 7 of them." ~ Mark Twain

150808
NEIL: I've been noticing that our human species has been getting incredibly dumber and dumber as the years go by.
ANH: i think this species has always been quite dumb... just more of those videos are uploaded. BAHAHAA Thanks for the reminder - i need to catch "Dumb and Dumber To"!

150810
If you've been auto-tagged the most, you're not just famous - you're Facebook-famous!

150811
"If you’re an extrovert, then being an artist alone in a studio all day long will not make you happy, no matter how much you love making art."
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fcuk

"There is much in the digital age that removes us from flow, especially the constant interruption of texts, messages, and email. I notice it in my own life and wonder about people who, faced with constant distraction at work, may actually have jobs that should put them in flow but who still don’t experience it. Happiness and enjoyment, according to this research at least, require immersion."
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Make sure you get into a line of work that you actually LOVE!

150813
"You can fail at what you don't want; so you might as well take a chance doing what you love." ~ Jim Carrey

Just received texts from my galpal saying that she's ready for a threesome. WOOHOO! haa no, sounds like SPAM to me! Try harder!

150814
If your post is an essay, I usually only catch the first sentence cuz reading is for LOSERS!

"You're not the only one for me, now I see. i'm taking off; i'm flying by; i'm moving on today cuz tomorrow is standing still... Today, i'm not alone; Today, there's someone else calling my phone; Today, i found myself grown into a man you'll never know." ~ Secondhand Serenade

"It is not the blood that makes a family. What makes a family is what we build together - what we tell each other.” ~ Sophie Serrano
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"Our stories are everything. They are the heart of love and of meaning."

150817
Don't ever make a woman wait so long! If they want marriage and you genuinely love them--
NIKE: Just frakkin' do it, boob!
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i don't even support that institution, but gladly would do it for the right person. haa

150818
Jebus, i just finished Jung Areum's instagram! However, this ugly posts about every 5 min. BAHAHAA

150820
Girls' Generation ????_Lion Heart_Music Video
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SNSD finally nailed it this time! This is THEIR signature sweet style! Tiffany is no longer KoreAm - she's been SoKoreanized; and Yuri is undeniably DIVINE.

150825
Do i regret ever meeting the wrong kind of "friends"? No, cuz through assholes, i've met some genuinely great human beings.

Facebook: Tip: see whose birthday you may have missed.
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No, thanks. BAHAHAA

150829
Ill Mind Of Hopsin 7
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"This is my fcuking life and I'm living it, I'm having fun.
If you really care for me, prove that I need to live carefully.
But I'll be damned if I put my own pleasure aside for an afterlife that isn't even guaranteed.
We are you, and you're us, stop playing games.
My life's all I got, and heaven is all in my brain.
And when I feel I am in hell, my ideas are what get me through pain.
Do as you please, and I'll just do me, I'm a human, I'll stay in my lane."
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Hopsin is one of the greatest underground rappers in existence and this powerful song proves it. Live life. Mind power...

Why do peeps always assume i'm an asshole even before genuinely talking to me? Seriously?!

ANH: By the way, this is Tena, and this is Crystal.
Waitress: HI!
ANH: And i'm... ANH.
Waitress: Oh, i know. i've heard about you.
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haa Whaaat? They all really do know me at INCHEONWON!

150831
To the mofo alpha-male-wannabes out there, stop sizing up to me. If you really feel threatened, take your drama to your mama! i'm not even trying and i don't even call myself one. WhaddaHEO?

"The problem with getting everything is you run out of reasons to keep trying, and human interaction becomes impossible due to imbalance." ~  Minecraft founder Markus Persson (after selling his company to Microsoft)
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Goes to show you that money, indeed, cannot buy everything. Once you lose your drive and passion to reach any goal, the abyss into emptiness and sorrow is inevitable.

Vegetarian ex Alondra: Are you sure you're clean? My vagina is itching now.
ANH: Yeah, i've just tested negative for anything. Perhaps you're allergic to... MEAT?
Lesbionic ex Ann: BAHAHAA!

150807
There are friends you meet out of the blue that you just know are better than the ones you've known for years.

150810
ANH: Ethan, are you drunk?
Nephew: No, I'm Mexican!
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Haa He has no idea how racist that sounded!

150813
MOM: Vampires are so handsome; that's why these TV series are so popular.
ANH: Nooo, that's because... Yeah, they're HOT!

150814
If your post is an essay, I usually only catch the first paragraph cuz reading is for LOSERS!

150817
Benny Hill > Benny Hinn

150825
MIKE: you mean, Tena is coming? THE Tena?
ANH: yup, the legendary wabbit!

150829
ANH: Why do people always assume I'm an asshole?
TENA: I get along so well with you, I must be an asshole too!