SKITS DEC

151201
i have never trusted irrational angry women... NEVER!

151202
"If an idea does not sound absurd, there's no hope for it." ~ Albert Einstein
Good will always triumph because Evil is dumb.

151203
Since i'm American, perhaps i should only listen to English-speaking music. BAHAHAA not.

151204
i'm not surprised Kim Sae Rom was a model before jumping into acting. Legs for DAYS - Miss Korea material.

151206
"Fear is the path to the dark side; fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering." ~ Tzuyu after Yoda
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BAHAHAA ugly Chewie IS a STAR WARS fan!

"Small people are not a race. This isn't 'Game of Thrones'!"
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The IT Crowd

151207
People who don't post much of anything are just afraid of being judged. Only Jebus can judge me! BAHAHAA

i actually have more respect for the janitor than the CEO. Don't ever kiss corporate ass!

151208
DON: Men don't need makeup cuz we're naturally beautiful.
ANH: Maybe he's born with it... "Maybe it's Maybelline."

151209
My "normal" family members are still misdiagnosing me for having Asperger - pulling psychology out of their asses AGAIN! I'm wouldn't be able to be this social and function with multiple groups of people if i had it, dammit.
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Ooh, just got a reply from a certified psychology major... my ugly ex TENA!
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"You are so not Aspergers. if anything, you are the opposite of what Asperger is. if there is one word to describe you, it would be that you are an eccentric person. You are also very outgoing and very sociable. If there is anyone that is not used to your behavior, they would think you have an issue. So don't worry, you are so OK."

i'm artistic, not autistic. Get it right, ignoranus.

Yerin of GFRIEND knees her own face on "Running Man". BAHAHAA this idol is always so much fun to have around! She just couldn't care less what anyone else thinks - which adds to her appeal.

ANH: South Korea is the France of Asia for their elegant fashion; Japan is England for their horrid teeth.
Crystal: China is the US. BAHAHAA

(Video of Seolhyun)
JEFF: GOLD!
ANH: That's what you yell when she pees on you.

Galpal: my car was piled with ice and snow, I had to take 10-15 minutes to clean it off before driving... I needed the ice cleaner, but only had my sleeve. i was so inexperienced with actual winter. haa
ANH: Do NOT eat the yellow snow.

Wishing another human being a miserable life is one of the lowest thing you can do - we need more love in the world.

151214
KY: "Be good to thy neighbor, but not when they are pointing at your friend's sweatshirt's graphics" ~ Physician 6:66

San E - i Wish You to Be Unhappy
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"So lovely so lovely you once were, but now you're ugly so ugly..."
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San E shares the same feelings about his ex. Talented cut-throat rapper!

San E - To My Ex-girlfriend MV
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"i love you to death. After i die like this, every night, i will appear in your nightmares..."
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This guy is a rap GOD!

i cannot get used to Asians with British/Aussie accents. WhaddaHEO? Sounds so off, like their voice was dubbed. i can pull off either an Aussie or French accent. haa

151218
i gladly bend over backwards for those who get me.

151221
"'Sometimes, you have to kill your darlings' - which are your favorite creations - when you realize you don't need them since they are not required for the project.

151222
So my idiotic forsaken father believes i'm an alcoholic cuz he sees me drinking at the Korean BBQ everytime. Seriously?! Can one get any dumber?

Naomi Dang: Hahah thanks for making me looking better  in that picture. I thought I looked different (not in a good way) in that makeup. Why isn't photography your side job?

151223
If you don't socialize, i honestly forget who you are, and how i met you. BAHAHAA

151225
You FOOL! Don't you know deleting someone on Facebook is a death sentence?! You can't just send them another friend request!

151227
Trying to socialize with those who don't is such a NIGHTMARE; i'm certainly not missing out by not having them around.

i like eccentrics, conservatives bore me. Why can't you be INTERESTING?!

DIANA: Have you ever dated a J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess)?
ANH: Well, she might have a problem with me being part German as well. And NO, i hate princesses! Tomboys ROCK!

DIANA: I loved the bible - it was my first fantasy novel.
ANH: Number ONE selling fantasy novel! BAHAHAA

151201
What should I do when my sisters´ father is a complete asshole? There is nobody that mofo cannot talk sh*t about... NOBODY.

151203
"Solving math problems" is one of my options for activating the snooze alarm on my Samsung. BAHAHAA Nooo, I'm not that Asian! I hate math!

Just shook hands with the new colleague. Of course, he had to be a smoker. Must sanitize... Haa

So... Filipinos are considered to be the Mexicans of Asians - not that there's anything wrong with that. I do have an obsession with some beaners too! Haa

151207
So this fool pulls up next to me in the left turn lane and started raving his engine -  seemed like he wanted to race. I just rolled up my window cuz I wanted to hear what the next song in my phone is. BAHAHAA

ANH: Hey ugly, who do you love more... your mom or--
Nephew: MOM!
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Haa monkey boy didn't even hesitate! Absolument, moms are better than dads!

151209
There's no reasoning with emotional people.

151210
There are so many good songs in other languages - how can anyone listen to just their own native tongue? It's like having just chicken everyday.

151211
I'm too punctual. I should change that.

151213
Even the sweetest person will have haters - you can't please everyone. Seolhyun is just a well rounded AWESOME celeb. HWAITING!

You cannot waste your energy hating. Hate consumes you from the inside out - it destroys your well being. Laugh and LOVE, peaches!

151216
Just received my Dell S2240T 22" incapacitive touch screen. If I can draw on my Samsung S3 smartphone, I can draw on THIS! Haa At almost $200, it is $2800 cheaper than a Wacom Cintiq of the same size!

151218
Daughter: So, dumb guys go for dumb girls; and smart guys ALSO go for dumb girls! What do smart girls get?!
Father: Cats, mostly.
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Modern Family

151219
I tend to offend conservative squares without knowing. Haa Ao not surprised! Can you be LESS normal, please?!

Christmas songs are alright, but please, don't play frakkin´ gospels at the supermarket!

151227
So... we might beer-pong on a short table. Whaaat?

151230
Mofos constantly complaining about being sad and miserable. There are people who have much less than you, yet they're surviving - so... shut the fcuk up!