SKITS MAR

150302
just wanna stay home on this rainy day! such relaxing sounds... why does one have to show up to work?!

150304
GALPAL: why don't you invite him?
ANH: his wife won't let him meet with galpals.
GALPAL: That's sad... why can't she trust him?
ANH: meh, those insecure jealous types. you're too UGLY to be around married men.
GALPAL: BAHAHAA

the human eye cannot see more than 30 shades of gray... and cannot distinguish blue from white. BAHAHAA

150306
"It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential." - Bruce Lee

the ones who respond to your messages at blazing speed are the most dependable.

150307
COUSIN: my friend thinks your galpal is super cute.
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so does every guy i know. she's so UGLY! haa

COUSIN: nobody uses facebook anymore.
ANH: all of my friends do. BAHAHAA

150308
my ex is so ugly, even girls are crushing on her.

150309
some peeps lack common sense; they're just begging to be unfollowed when they post gory photos nobody wants to see. leave that sh*t for TV news!

150315
didn't know BIG HERO 6 team was battling the Masked Magician!
a much more fun animated film than FROZEN and justly-rated, indeed.

150316
GALPAL: do you listen to american songs?
ANH: ugh... even if i do, they'd have to be in korean. BAHAHAA

ah... i think i know why she turned cold on me! i was being frank about one of her best galpals and said that i didn't care for that girl anymore.
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word of advice: just don't be honest with people. BAHAHAA

150320
some british girls can be dumb, yet sound extremely intelligent with that accent.

150321
the CEO actually offered to carpool ME to his office in LA on a daily basis. wow, i feel SPECIAL! haa

i hate those who only stick to their tiny handful of friends since high school. ugh... there's a BIGGER world out there!

JOYCE: i'll make my own "Hello Titty" shirt.
ANH: you'll need sharpies.
JOYCE: nooo, sharpies are for eyebrows and lip-lining!
ANH: BAHAHAA those McDonald's arch eyebrows!

150322
"i hope he doesn't grow up to be an asshole like your husband."

ANH: you and my ex, HUGE appetites!
JOYCE: what is that drumstick doing THERE?!
ANH: not a drumstick, i'm just happy to see you.

jebus, NOOO! no no NOOO! Lee Min Ho and SUZY's relationship won't last anyway. it's more of a brother/sister vibe, indeed.

150323
stop using the term "amazeballs". i can't wrap my mind around that. ugh... some slangs are just trying too hard.

150331
some girls look like celebs on facebook, but some actually THINK they're celebs. BAHAHAA come on!

i really don't mind lesbians. used to date one. haa

150301
"if drinking margaritas is gay, who wants to be straight?!"
...
THE INTERVIEW

150302
I do no care for the fat kid on "Fresh Off the Boat"; he's been mis-casted. unfunny. now the MOM... haa me LIKEY!

150304
you don't have a Facebook account?! seriously? whaddaHEO?! do I really have to text you?

150306
"what is heaven?"
"every heart where love dwells is heaven within itself."
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Jhodaa Akbar
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love these romantic Bollywood films!

150307
GALPAL: I can't wait to eat my meat.
ANH: that's what she said!

GALPAL: I don't wanna touch it. I don't wanna mess it up.
ANH: that's what she said!

cousin: how old IS your galpal?
ANH: she was born when Facebook was founded.

150308
the day after my INCHEONWON meating, I'm usually vegetarian. BAHAHAA oh noooes!

American horrors like ANNABELLE rely heavily on sudden loud music and screams to give you a scare. not impressed.

Samuel L Jackson is the best dog out of the dozen breeds we've owned. dat FACE!

150313
sorry if you never get any LIKES from me. you may not post enough... or I may have unfollowed you. BAHAHAA

150315
I just happen to have more galpals than guy friends... and I love it that way! haa

150324
$20 for one hour parking and those frakkin' one way streets in LA! ugh... can't beat the OC's free parking and wide open streets!

150326
I kinda envy those with insomnia; I can't lay down to watch anything without falling asleep within 30 min. BAHAHAA Zzzzz...

150330
just came out of a nap where I dreamt about my lesbionic ex ANN with a sexy tan and tattoos on her thighs! jizzed