Wednesday, April 1, 2015

SKIT JAN

150101
laughing at others' misfortune... EXTREMELY unfunny.

"Before you say something, stop, and take a moment to think about how it might sound. Ask yourself how you would feel if someone told you the same thing."

"Guardians of the Galaxy" honest trailer
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"remember that idiot from 'Parks and Recreation'? we transformed him into a sex symbol."

150102
doesn't take a genius to know that glueing your eyes to a tablet 25 hours a day will make you tired 25 hours a day. haa JEBUS!

"Not only does lack of sleep hamper longterm productivity, it can ravage your skin and your SEX DRIVE."
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haa i may be sleeping TOO much.

150104
well... since i pretty much post photos of everyone for everyone!
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Channel 13 news was just talking about this change in facebooks privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43am Eastern standard time. I do not give Facebook nor any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement I give notice to Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile; it is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11 308-103 and Rome statute).
NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish this statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste.

CHRIS: you have bills and you work in a cubicle! i'm living off the grid!
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yes, being homeless is pretty much living off the grid. BAHAHAA that fool!

"i tell it like it is and you tell it like it might be"

SYCRA Speedsketch #16 (youtube video)
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i absolutely concur with you, SYCRA! there is definitely no one perfect way to do art; find your own tools and techniques and go with them!

150105
those mofos who keep cussing others off online are usually the quiet spineless ones in person cuz they fear going through some serious beating; when i'm done with them, they'd be eating their sandwich through a STRAW!

"Be thankful for everybody in your life, good and bad, past and present. They all made you the person that you are today." ~ The Illuminati
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and if you're an ingrate and poisonous focker, thanks for hooking me up with some of your mutual friends who are MUCH better people! haa

150106
sooo relieved for my ugly galpal who's finally left her toxic ball-n-chains! she's the only reason i even stay on instagram.

150107
fcukJIZZED, HYORIN! WHY?!
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it's all about the LEGS with me! so you can take your misassumption about my grabbing your friend's non-boobs and shove it up-yours, KY! ugh...

drugs are seriously for the weak! never got addicted to any, not even smoking.

South Korea is MY country now. period.

happy drunks are the BEST! angry drunks are just plain jackasses!
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then there's Don Vu? who's a frakkin' sleepy drunk... BORING!

150108
TRAM: who's that singing? is it Taylor Swift?
DON: what? no, it's Echosmith! it's a band.
ANH: so all white people sound the same to you?

DON: you want some of my chicken?
TRAM: no, i don't like white meat.
(Brittany turns to her in dismay)
TRAM: haa nooo! i didn't mean that!
ANH: she meant she prefers dark meat like DON. the blackest white american i know.

"Man Seeking Woman" comedy series trailer
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"his name is ADOLF? like Adolf Hitler?!"
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BAHAHAA this series is gonna be HILARIOUS!

some haven't noticed that i've been using wordplay all along. YES, "FCUK" is a clothing brand! (French Connection United Kingdom) haa

150109
i can't get into RPGs, i have a life. BAHAHAA! and most artists say they don't have time for games even though they like them. funny how we design them, yet we cannot play!

150111
The 10 Dirtiest Foods You're Eating - RAW OYSTERS
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"These filters for ocean waste can contain the norovirus (a pathogen notorious for nixing ocean cruises), Campylobacter, and Vibrio vulnificus."
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still hungry? ugh, another reason i stay away from eating anything RAW

150112
Golden Globes Award
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Tina Fey: Steve Carrell's "Foxcatcher" look took 2 hours to put on... it took me 3 hours today to prepare for my role as human woman.

PRIS: so how do you unfollow someone?
ANH: just uncheck "following" on your boyfriend's wall.

"ENFPs are charming, ingenuous, risk-taking, sensitive, people-oriented individuals with capabilities ranging across a broad spectrum. They have many gifts which they will use to fulfill themselves and those near them, if they are able to remain centered and master the ability of following through."
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absolutely, that's all me right there!

again, LAX is the sh*ttiest airport on this planet... for a 1st world country.
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JEFF: It's true. LAX sucks
ANH: it's worse than a 3rd world airport. even the Philippines has a much nicer one!
JEFF: True story. I've been! I was once in LAX looking for restaurants and I couldn't' find ONE!
SUNNY: LA is a sh*t hole.
ANH: BAHAHAA i didn't say it!

150113
PRIS: Has anyone ever swiped their eyeball with a Q-tip? Well I did yesterday. I must say it did not feel good. Definitely learned how not to clean off my make-up.
ANH: I hairsprayed my eyes. the ONE time I needed to have my glasses on! you'll survive.

150114
"STAR WARS - The Force Awakens" concept art
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YES, ART is necessary to produce those entertaining films that everyone loves so much! BOOYAH!

150119
ever downloaded something, and wondered where it went? AAARGH!

some peeps are still on my list only cuz i'm keeping tabs on our mutual friends who's NEVER logged in!

150122
GRANDPA: you better find a wife. i'mma die in two years.
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haa challenge somewhat ACCEPTED!

150124
art is not just my passion, it's my obsession.

150125
THE RAID - Redemption
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just revisited this film that raised the bar for ALL action films! if you haven't seen it, you don't know entertainment.

"i started to view people based on their personality a little bit more... i decided that i just wanted nice people in my life... i just don't have time for jerks anymore... so i stopped hanging out with myself." ~ SYCRA

"if you treat a man as he is, he'll remain as he is; but if you treat a man as he could be, he'll become what he should be." ~ Abraham Lincoln

150126
a beautifully tragic WWII love story about three men falling for one woman. foreigners just make better love stories too! hollywood rom-coms have nothing on this.

only surround yourself with selfless people. you'll see how much happier you'll be.

150127
i love my entire extended family; not all of them know that.

150128
"my life is all i got, and heaven is all in my brain! and when i feel i'm in hell, my ideas will get me through pain! do as you please... i'm a human. i'll stay in my land..." ~ HOPSIN

150130
playing with Charades app
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Sokma Dan Yong?: (holds clue on his forehead) "MOUSE"
ANH: the opposite of "CAT"!

ANH: hey guys! meet my galpal! she's very shy.
TUANSON: do you pee in the shower?
GALPAL: haa yes, i do!

lightweight drinking galpals barfing... ugh, i make sure i have plastic bags in the car... or use their purse.

150131
ANH: SUPERBOWL SUNDAY! WOOHOO!
DON: yayYEAH! GO... team...
ANH: i'mma watch movies.

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