SKITS NOV

151101

"The people who are successful are the ones who decide to keep going." ~ Anthony Jones

"Your destiny is determined by the choices you make - choose now, choose well." ~ Tony Robbins

151102

Since i'm multi-ethnic, which includes Belgian French and perhaps German, racism makes absolutely no sense to me. haa we all originated from Africa, peaches!

151103

"A woman who can be bought... isn't worth having." ~ Kingpin 

After i comment on popular and/or derailed posts, i immediately turn off notifications - unless you make the effort to tag me on your reply, i wouldn't know you did. BAHAHAA

151104

DAREDEVIL is quite the mature brutal series for a MARVEL production. Rosario Dawson co-starring is also a plus!

Let's FACE it - if it weren't for Facebook, we wouldn't have gotten to know each other THIS well. Social media is pretty DAEBAK!

Crash diets seldom work - just maintain a healthy diet alternating between authentic beef pho and INCHEONWON's grade-A briskets!

151105

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!" ~ Rocky Balboa

Donnie Yen is a bonafide GOD of martial arts - his films never fail to kickass!

151108

"With a number of businesses already using Facebook research to rule out potential employees during key hiring situations, studies show they may soon be using it to determine who the best candidates are." ~ businessnewsdaily.com

"The study examined workers in three groups: one that was allowed no breaks, one that was allowed to do anything but use the Internet and one that was allowed 10 minutes to use the Internet and Facebook. The Facebook group was found to be 16 percent more productive than the group that was not allowed to use the Internet and nearly 40 percent more productive than the group that was allowed no breaks." ~ businessnewsdaily.com

151109

If you can't even see the photos after i tagged you, you're beyond help.

i don't understand how i can even be related to my sisters' dad - we're 180 degrees apart.

i may just skip your wedding - holy water tends to burn - and just attend your reception.

151111

The Japanese are just much more sincere than most other ethnic groups - you can leave your purse unattended, yet still find it safe where you left it.

"A gluten-free diet contains more sugar and less nutrients."

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So stop that non-sense and eat your frakkin' food!

151116

i seldom even game anymore - feeling so much more productive!

i usually like what i recommend.

151118

"Oh My Venus" Kseries

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SonuvaBEEEEP! A-list actor So Ji Sub is BACK with a new series! i'm dropping everything for this!

151118

People Who Sleep Late Are Actually Smarter And More Creative

"To you, there’s nothing to wake up for but so much to stay awake through. That’s when your ideas happen..."

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Did you say CREATIVE?! Cuz sleeping is for LOSERS!

151119

"Facebook has become unbearable. 90% of posts and shares are just shit. Literally. Just plain ole shit. Terrorists that, muslims this, christians that,syria that, gov. Shit, blame obama that, cops killed unarmed kid, guys killed cop, refugees refugees refugees. Terrorists terrorists terrorists.

STFU already. STOP POSTING AND PRAYING. BECAUSE BOTH DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

RELIGION IS THE WORST THING EVER!!! Eff all your gods and imaginary people in the skY.

IF YOU REALLY CARE.....go do something about it and don't post it on FB. You want to end all this!?!? STOP BELIEVING IN RELIGIOUS NONSENSE. there is no such thing as A peaceful religion. All religions have killed millions and millions of children. DELETE ME IF I OFFENDED YOU. im so sick of this!

Ahhhh i feeL much better. thank you." - Aris Keshishi

i'd pray for you if i believed that actually works.

"Those who believe without reason cannot be convinced by reason." ~ James Randi

French President Hollande commits to taking 30,000 refugees in next 2 years; says France has duty to honor that commitment. “Life must go on.”

My former country, once again, setting a good example. BRAVO!

151120

So my ex-fiancee is suddenly supporting France? She kept ranting about how "French people are rude" and how "Vietnamese sounds like sh*t." haa great way for a narcissist to jump on the bandwagon to seem compassionate.

Funny how those who are involved in pyramid scams cannot be convinced that they're in one... same with church goers.

151123

"5% of the internet is pornography, but that's because teenage boys log onto it... Just wait till the grandmas and grandpas log onto the internet - then 50% of it will be pornography." ~ Dr Michio Kaku

i absolutely have no problem giving peeps i just met BEAR HUGS! Touching is good... Truth.

151124

(Playing DRIVER San Francisco)

ANH: Thanks again for swerving all over the road and getting us caught by the cops!

Nephew: i'm sorry! i'm just a CHILD - i'm not even supposed to DRIVE!

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BAHAHAA Good times with the monkey boy!

ANH: Hey, you know you're my favorite nephew, you ugly monkey?

Nephew: i am your ONLY nephew!

ANH: it... doesn't matter!

151125

(Company conversation during our Thanksgiving lunch)

Supervisor: Have any of you ever tried dog meat? What does it taste like?!

Colleague: i bet it tastes like chicken!

ANH: No, it tastes like people! Dog meat tastes like people...

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"To Serve Man" (The Twilight Zone)

"If you type 'Google' into Google... you CAN break the internet."

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"The IT Crowd" is HILARIOUS!

151126

i'm thankful the Indians were robbed of their land... and chicken still rules over turkey.

ANH: What? You didn't keep the dollar i wrote my number on when we first met at the club?

Ex-fiancee: Oh nooo, i was a starving student...

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BAHAHAA Now, that's jacked up!

How did "50 Shades of Grey" get so much controversial attention? Is S&M something not widely practiced in this country? Whip it good! The film was just okay with an unsatisfying ending. Trying to change anyone is FUTILE!

151127

Disappointingly, no one in my immediate family really knows me. i seriously think my closest friends know me so much better.

If you're not certified for it, please, do not pull psychology out of your ass - you'd just be misdiagnosing everyone.

151128

My sisters' father is a narcissit; my mom is a sociopath.

i'm sorry, but i don't like keeping anybody in the dark - truth has to be told.

151130

PSY - DADDY(feat. CL of 2NE1) M/V

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"You be my curry, i'll be your rice."

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He even had A-list actress Ha Ji Won cameo as the teacher! haa DAEBAK!

151103

CAITLIN: Alright, I'll watch every episodes of "Walking Dead" with you.

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Haa THE FLASH is such a well-written show!

Colleague: I believe "Holidays" is spelled with one L.

ANH: haa Sorry, English is my 3rd language!

To the socially-inept ones, I can help... with raspberry wine and SOJU!

151106

This Razer Nostromo PC gaming keypad will eliminate my need for a keyboard while using any graphic software; and will undoubtedly accelerate my workflow!

151108

Those with incorrect spelling and grammar should not be creating memes - especially sad when English is their only language.

151113

"What's the occasion for INCHEONWON?"

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I don't understand your question. Isn't it a MEATING? haa you don't need a reason to enjoy good food and good company!

I may get a PS4 just for "Just Cause 3"... just cause.

ANH: I thought you said you "totaled" your car.

??: Yeah, I got it fixed.

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Haa am I missing something?!

151117

Daughter: Mom, where do people go when they die?

Mother: They go to the hearts of the ones they love.

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Superb writing from 20% of Korean series that are any good.

151120

Funny how those who are involved in pyramid scams cannot be convinced that they're in one... same with church goers.

151123

"Iris will wake up one morning and find out she married the wrong guy; but she'll stay with him cuz she made a promise."

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The Flash

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So true with so many women.

151125

So, coming to work in your pajamas is a thing today... I sleep in my panties.

151126

"If you were mine, you wouldn't be able to sit for a week"

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50 Shades of Grey

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What did he mean by that?! WHAT?

151128

ANH: You know your gramp gets a lot of things wrong, right?

Nephew: Yeah, he pronounces "Coke" like "Cock".

SKITS OCT

151101
"The people who are successful are the ones who decide to keep going." ~ Anthony Jones

151002
Photoshop CC just crashed my laptop once again. Haa frakkin´ resource HOGGER!

Friday? WOOHOO! NITEY, peaches!

151004
Dammit, I'm only on episode 15 of the original HEROES.

151005
"It isn't faith that makes good science... it's curiosity."
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The Day the Earth Stood Still

151010
My appetite is just not there when it's THIS hot. Great way to lose weight!

151012
Oh, you don't have a Facebook account?! TOODLES then! cuz I solely depend on this social network to see if you're interesting enough for me to hang out with.

151013
Those with trust issues are hilarious; if you don't open up to new relationships, you should stay home... permanently.

151014
Steer clear of Z NATION! It's cheap storytelling and acting. No substitute for your "Walking Dead" craving.

151015
"You bring me sunshine wherever I go. You are like fire when I feel cold... Honestly, you're in my dreams." ~ Secondhand Serenade
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Damn, she still is...

151019
Just wore my underwear backwards. Happens when you rush.

151020
Potential employer: Can we meet at 2 pm? If you have another interview, CANCEL IT!
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Once i hook up with the right company, WHAM! Like that, I get HIRED! They even allow you to VAPE. Whaaat?

Before leaving the interview, the CEO flashed me his belly to show off his large tattoo. Haa genuine art LOVER!

151022
The gardeners blowing nothing at all make for great wake up alarms.

151030
Galpals randomly waking me up with hot shots... Jebus Rice!

SKITS SEP

150901
Yup, peeps always glamorize their relationships online; and seldom post the bad things. To those of you who actually do, thank you for removing your mask.

Why are the Japanese so bad with English...? Cuz most of them are too afraid to practice it.

150903
i'm receiving Llama Badges from DeviantArt members left and right. Are they beneficial in any way? How may i use them?!

150906
Some of these countries should frakkin' lighten up; you can't even say "Cheers!" when toasting in Hungary?! GUNBAE, peaches!

150910
i actually seldom curse in person; i know how to restrain myself. It's just a way to release when i curse in writing. BAHAHAA

ahjushi87: the difference between the germans and japanese is that the germans took ownership of the atrocities committed under the nazi regime. Reparations were made and there are museums dedicated to the holocaust. The japanese til this day deny all the atrocities committed. They  even honor their war criminals and white wash their history books. Japanese war criminals were not prosecuted as the german criminals were. You have to wonder why so many asian countries do not like japan."

150911
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back..."

150912
Boobs don't matter if you don't have a great pair of LEGS to go with them!

No Facebook, i won't share some of the memories i much rather forget.

150913
STAR WARS Episode VII
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Actual movie sets, practical special effects, not all digital--like Episodes 1-3 (MEH!). Director JJ Abrams always makes sure everything turns out right. i'm not even a huge fan of this franchise, yet i wanna see this sequel!

150916
i've already been using my own [DISLIKE] button, Mark Zuckerberg!

150918
Such a hassle switching my keyboard language between 3.5 languages.

150920
ALICIA: i dunno why Asian guys never ask me out.
ANH: They're just afraid you'll break them in half.

150922
Song Ji Eun "Don't Look at Me Like That" MV
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A beautiful song about controversial love between "the same sex, different races, different ages, and other possibly prejudiced and stereotyped relationships."

150923
It’s not about who you are that holds you back; it’s who you think you’re not. As much as society tries to push their values and ideals onto us, it is ultimately up to us on how to live our lives. As much as we determine our own happiness we do so with our failures as well. We can be our biggest advocates or our biggest haters. Instead of fearing the unknown, embrace it. When you don’t know what is going to happen, We tend to over-exaggerate our fear of the uncontrollable and think the outcome will be much scarier than the actuality of the situation. You will gradually find out that it is not as horrible as you expected. Live life in the present. Stop worrying about what the future holds and focus on creating a better today. When you constantly worry about things you cannot control, you create unnecessary anxiety for yourself. Just breathe and have faith. -ASHLEY FERN

150930
Tunisiano - Marlich MV
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"Tunisiano et ses paroles magiques."
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Can't beat Algerian-French rap with poignant lyrics that mean so much--love it just as passionately as Kpop. Tunisiano is a national treasure and a bonafide LEGEND.

150909
Has anyone noticed... RAIN, peaches?! RAIN! Turn off your AC and open your windows!

150912
Lovey dovey posts don't fool me anymore. Real relationships have ups and downs. Show me something that's REAL.

150916
Nobody wants to skim through their news feed just to read "Bad day", "I'm tired", "TGIF", or "It's official!" Give us details or don't bother posting. Now don't get me going about those repetitive selfies. BAHAHAA ugh

150925
If you don't already know, I am so done with BEER! NO MORE!

150929
GUY: Can I get you something?
Amy Schumer: Oh, nonono. My boyfriend's grabbing me one.
GUY: Wow, you're arrogant. I was just trying to be nice... I only sleep with Asian girls.
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BAHAHAA Damn you, Amy! Yes, some of you girls need to be more humble. Just cuz I'm nice to you doesn't mean I wanna get in your pants.

SKITS AUG

150801
"Have a specialty. Stop trying to be a god damn jack-of-all-trades. Do at least one kind of thing very very well. And then, spend your time and money to get it executed and photographed to look AMAZING." ~ Jessica Hische

150802
"My Love Eun Dong" Kseries
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Would you steal another man's wife if she was meant to be yours? Yes, I absolutely would. One of the greatest romantic series EVER! Pleasant surprise.
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Adultery isn't wrong if she means the world to me.
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One Kseries i can watch again and again...

When you cannot edit your type-o from your YouTube link share...

150803
GALPAL: Jennifer Lopez's dress... maybe an idea.
ANH: Who's J-Lo...? And Beyonce is over-frakkin-rated!
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haa i've been out of touch with American pop culture since FOREVER! And i don't regret it!

150804
"You're my homie. Yeah, you know me. And if you ever need a wingman, i'll let any girl blow me... OFF cuz you're more important than the rest. i confess... i LOVE you in the most heterosexual way."
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Ryan Higa - Bromance

Ryan Higa - S.W.G.
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"Man, all these rappers be like, 'i want a bad chick. i want a big booty'. i don't need none of that.... Don't need DD's, i want straight A's!"
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Sweet Wholesome Gal... BAHAHAA

150807
"Man is the only animal that has the true religion... all 7 of them." ~ Mark Twain

150808
NEIL: I've been noticing that our human species has been getting incredibly dumber and dumber as the years go by.
ANH: i think this species has always been quite dumb... just more of those videos are uploaded. BAHAHAA Thanks for the reminder - i need to catch "Dumb and Dumber To"!

150810
If you've been auto-tagged the most, you're not just famous - you're Facebook-famous!

150811
"If you’re an extrovert, then being an artist alone in a studio all day long will not make you happy, no matter how much you love making art."
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fcuk

"There is much in the digital age that removes us from flow, especially the constant interruption of texts, messages, and email. I notice it in my own life and wonder about people who, faced with constant distraction at work, may actually have jobs that should put them in flow but who still don’t experience it. Happiness and enjoyment, according to this research at least, require immersion."
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Make sure you get into a line of work that you actually LOVE!

150813
"You can fail at what you don't want; so you might as well take a chance doing what you love." ~ Jim Carrey

Just received texts from my galpal saying that she's ready for a threesome. WOOHOO! haa no, sounds like SPAM to me! Try harder!

150814
If your post is an essay, I usually only catch the first sentence cuz reading is for LOSERS!

"You're not the only one for me, now I see. i'm taking off; i'm flying by; i'm moving on today cuz tomorrow is standing still... Today, i'm not alone; Today, there's someone else calling my phone; Today, i found myself grown into a man you'll never know." ~ Secondhand Serenade

"It is not the blood that makes a family. What makes a family is what we build together - what we tell each other.” ~ Sophie Serrano
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"Our stories are everything. They are the heart of love and of meaning."

150817
Don't ever make a woman wait so long! If they want marriage and you genuinely love them--
NIKE: Just frakkin' do it, boob!
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i don't even support that institution, but gladly would do it for the right person. haa

150818
Jebus, i just finished Jung Areum's instagram! However, this ugly posts about every 5 min. BAHAHAA

150820
Girls' Generation ????_Lion Heart_Music Video
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SNSD finally nailed it this time! This is THEIR signature sweet style! Tiffany is no longer KoreAm - she's been SoKoreanized; and Yuri is undeniably DIVINE.

150825
Do i regret ever meeting the wrong kind of "friends"? No, cuz through assholes, i've met some genuinely great human beings.

Facebook: Tip: see whose birthday you may have missed.
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No, thanks. BAHAHAA

150829
Ill Mind Of Hopsin 7
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"This is my fcuking life and I'm living it, I'm having fun.
If you really care for me, prove that I need to live carefully.
But I'll be damned if I put my own pleasure aside for an afterlife that isn't even guaranteed.
We are you, and you're us, stop playing games.
My life's all I got, and heaven is all in my brain.
And when I feel I am in hell, my ideas are what get me through pain.
Do as you please, and I'll just do me, I'm a human, I'll stay in my lane."
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Hopsin is one of the greatest underground rappers in existence and this powerful song proves it. Live life. Mind power...

Why do peeps always assume i'm an asshole even before genuinely talking to me? Seriously?!

ANH: By the way, this is Tena, and this is Crystal.
Waitress: HI!
ANH: And i'm... ANH.
Waitress: Oh, i know. i've heard about you.
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haa Whaaat? They all really do know me at INCHEONWON!

150831
To the mofo alpha-male-wannabes out there, stop sizing up to me. If you really feel threatened, take your drama to your mama! i'm not even trying and i don't even call myself one. WhaddaHEO?

"The problem with getting everything is you run out of reasons to keep trying, and human interaction becomes impossible due to imbalance." ~  Minecraft founder Markus Persson (after selling his company to Microsoft)
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Goes to show you that money, indeed, cannot buy everything. Once you lose your drive and passion to reach any goal, the abyss into emptiness and sorrow is inevitable.

Vegetarian ex Alondra: Are you sure you're clean? My vagina is itching now.
ANH: Yeah, i've just tested negative for anything. Perhaps you're allergic to... MEAT?
Lesbionic ex Ann: BAHAHAA!

150807
There are friends you meet out of the blue that you just know are better than the ones you've known for years.

150810
ANH: Ethan, are you drunk?
Nephew: No, I'm Mexican!
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Haa He has no idea how racist that sounded!

150813
MOM: Vampires are so handsome; that's why these TV series are so popular.
ANH: Nooo, that's because... Yeah, they're HOT!

150814
If your post is an essay, I usually only catch the first paragraph cuz reading is for LOSERS!

150817
Benny Hill > Benny Hinn

150825
MIKE: you mean, Tena is coming? THE Tena?
ANH: yup, the legendary wabbit!

150829
ANH: Why do people always assume I'm an asshole?
TENA: I get along so well with you, I must be an asshole too!

SKITS JUL

150701
The ones not afraid to fail are the ones who succeed; never take the safe route.

"If there is no demand for whatever it is you wanna make - if you're really passionate about that - you'll create the demand because of who you are and why you're doing it." ~ Kienan Lafferty

150707
Those LinkedIn profiles with "owner at Self Employed"... Uh... NO! haa

150708
I swyped "Anhjun", but got "Anakin". Whaaat? I'm already being called "Anh Solo"! Don? is Chewbacca.
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DON: i'm CHEWIE!

"A tomboy is a girl who exhibits characteristics or behaviors considered typical of a boy, including wearing masculine clothing and engaging in games and activities that are physical in nature and are considered in many cultures to be "unfeminine" or the domain of boys."

150711
Just had a great spontaneous night with my favorite ex - She still is such a gem.

150713
Those peeps who post too much about their kids and nothing about themselves. No, it's not you!

150714
"Where's the YouTube website? Why do you have to click the left mouse button to select? What's the right button for?"
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Seems like i have no patience to teach; if you're not tech-savvy, you'll get on my nerves pretty fast. No iphone users, please!

150715
"Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” ~ APPLE

150717
"In order to love others, you must first learn to love yourself."

150718
Can i please get a wax with this rain too?!

“Strong minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, weak minds discuss people.” ~ Socrates

“The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.” ~ Socrates

150721
Is there any way to divorce a family member? My sisters' father is consistently being mentally abusive to my mom; and that does not sit well with me. If there's such thing as the devil, I may have found him.

Two-faced motherfocker... I'm sure glad I'm nothing like you. Those who hate everyone really hate themselves, indeed.

So... i just blocked my so-called "dad" - ugh, that ugly word. I've already disowned him for a while, but this - i believe - is OFFICIAL!

ANHJUN - 01 | Asshole Dad - 00

Don't ever put up with narcissistic poisonous people; expose them for who they really are, and detach yourself from them.

He's always been blind and ignorant about who i am - even blinder without my Facebook posts. He's lost all kinds of friends already; now, he's lost a son.

Just because they're family, doesn't mean you cannot block them. I am breathing easier... Back to my Kpop uglies to keep CALM!

Sorry, not sorry! to preserve her sanity, I will take mom away from that prick. He can find a place with either one of his favorite daughters. Mental abuse is no joke.

So this racist and narcissistic former-father of mine thinks Viets are the SUPREME race... Psh, we all know it's South Koreans! BAHAHAA

"Most friends are there when times are good. Good friends are there when you need them." ~ Sokma Dan Yong

DAN: Better to vent than to hold it in and EXPLODE!
ANH: i've been holding it in; that's why i exploded. BAHAHAA

DAN: She doesn't get simple jokes!
ANH: i joke with a straight face - so even more confusing for her. haa

TU: Too many family members think a master's degree/doctorate/etc is a status/prestige symbol; as if it gives them the right to lecture others who don't have that.
ANH: Let's kill grandpa. He's the root to all our problems! BAHAHAA

Fakes don't have much to say cuz they have much to hide.

150722
"Negativity has no place in your life. No matter the blood." ~ Sandy El Phantastico?
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If THAT's her real name!

I can't stand looking at a phony face; i can easily see right through their mask. How do people live this way and be fine with it?

i won't let any asshole talk sh*t about good people; i will put them in their place. Anyone who knows me well know i have their back.

Blocking a bad family member on Facebook is the final insult. i feel LIBERATED!

"It’s not a larger power, it’s your ego making you feel #blessed."
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Ain't that the truth?

We’re all picking and choosing the best moments from our lives, and it’s important to remember that the most successful posts aren’t usually representative of our quotidian experience.

i don't wanna injure my drawing hand fist-fighting my former-dad. Can i kick the crap out of him instead?

"Once you sculpt your original vision into something you think everybody wants, nobody likes it... just stick with what you want and trust your gut." ~ Kienan Lafferty

"The average person will never speak up whenever they have something they believe in cuz they're afraid of people judging them; Leaders immediately step up and talk with confidence."
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Unless you have the intelligence of my "boss" who speaks like he's following a script.

When you have to delete your comment and paste it in the appropriate "Reply" box instead. ugh!

150723
"Smart People All Have One Thing In Common: They Stay Up Later Than You."
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A study from Satoshi Kanazawa, psychologist at The London School of Economics, shows that intelligence and night-owl tendencies are strongly correlated.

IQ of over 125 tended to sleep from 12:30 a.m. to 8:00 a.m. on weekdays, and from 1:45 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. on weekends.
NORMAL intelligence tended to sleep from 12:00 a.m. to 7:30 a.m. on weekdays, and from 1:15 a.m. to 10:15 a.m. on weekends.
LOWER intelligence tended to sleep from 11:45 p.m. to 7:20 a.m. on weekdays, and from 12:35 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. on weekends.
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Quite surprising. If i have to sleep, it's around 5:00 am cuz sleeping is for... LOSERS!

150726
How can you possibly message me anything when i already BLOCKED you? Seriously?! Dimwit of a "dad" always thinks he's smarter than anybody else.

150704
Hearing my parents believe in religious fairy tales is HILARIOUS! Learn to think for yourself and question everything.
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Live life. Mind power.

150708
Have you ever dropped your phone on your face...? How about a tablet?

SKITS JUN

150602
"Marriage is nothing without a kid; without a kid, marriage is DATING... when you get married, you go, 'Holy sh*t, i can't leave now...' then you have a kid, you go, 'Holy sh*t, i could've left!' "
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Louis CK

150603
"When you act upon your dreams, the world conspires in your favor."

150604
"The weirdo will teach you to laugh everything off... the only world you need to judge yourself by is the world you create for yourself."
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and I thought I was normal. BAHAHAA

150606
"if you don't put yourself on a path to mastery, building your skills... if you don't have anything to offer the world, it's not gonna offer you anything back." ~ Kienan Lafferty
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so fcuking do it, peaches! DO IT!

150615
"in the realm of uncertainty is where your passion is found." ~ Kienan Lafferty

"there's just a difference between girls and women... there's a reason why they call it 'Girls Gone Wild'... because when girls go wild, they show their tits to people. when women go wild, they kill men... and drown their kids in a tub. that's what wild women do." ~ Louis CK

150620
already so beat, yet still agreed to go out late... cuz some friends you can't just say "no" to.

"Don't look at me like that, with those eyes. All we did was love. Stop cursing us, we are... as you see, just a little different." ~ Song Ji Eun

i'm not one of those mofos who stop being social once the alcohol wears off. you can speak to me. BAHAHAA

150621
sorry if i missed your birthday. i cannot keep up with so many! you peaches should just stop aging.

150622
For the Nth time... YES, HERBALIFE is a pyramid scam "disguised as a legitimate business"! There's no such thing as easy money! some of you peeps need to use your brain and investigate before you plunge into anything.
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http://www.factsaboutherbalife.com/

"The 'Law of Attraction' is the name given to the maxim 'like attracts like' which in New Thought philosophy is used to sum up the idea that by focusing on positive or negative thoughts a person brings positive or negative experiences into their life."

150623
I would post more selfies (dumb word), but I absolutely DISLIKE shooting myself. I need my own photographers!

150624
"Inspiration is for amateurs; the real artists are the ones who just show up."
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Discipline yourself and make things happen.

150625
"Excessive tagging"? No such thing. If you don't like it, use Google+... where no one is. BAHAHAA

to those who are always afraid to open up about themselves online due to "security reasons", truth is... NOBODY CARES! you're no celebrity, and you're not that important! BAHAHAA don't be "Dead On Arrival" and waste my Friends List real estate. paranoia is HILARIOUS.

Do not ask: "Do you have a Facebook account?"
Do ask: "Are you active on Facebook, bitch?!"

150626
This is pretty much a given: High heels are meant for taller women with high arches, but they should absolutely not be worn on a regular basis anyway - Sneakers are best for your feet!

150628
Do not date vegetarians; you're gonna go hungry.

150630
I'm positive and carefree by nature, so when peeps keep stressing over everything, i just don't get them. "This too shall pass!" Take a chill pill! Watch some Kpop and shut the fcuk up.

SonuvaBEEEEP it's frakkin' RAIN! WOOHOO!

150615
to those who keep changing their names, are you hiding from your exes?! I cannot keep track! haa

150621
I cannot celebrate this holiday. we don't have that kind of relationship.

drank all day with the cousin yesterday. I'mma just NOT drink today. BAHAHAA

150622
HAPPY BIRDDAY TO ALL!

150623
I try to remember everybody's names and see them as equals as well.

150624
if you easily get bored, you're just not that interesting.

SKITS MAY

150501
"I Hate The Sound Of A Baby Crying... I Just Can't Stand It. Dont get me wrong, I don't hate babies, but I hate their cries. It's just the way their faces go dark red and they start screaming and crying so loudly, and it really hurts my ears. No other animals scream continuously and cry like they've been starved for a week, but babies do, and I can't stand the noise. Its really annoying, because I want peace and quite and all I get is"Waaaa waaaaaa ehhh aaaaaaa!!!!!" in my ears."
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haa i CONCUR! what's up with that?

"you do have a gift, you have the fever to take images, to frame the world only the way you envision it... share your gift with others. that's what separates the artist, from the amateur."
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Life Is Strange

if you make yourself too comfortable in any job, you will never progress towards your life calling; it's like settling for a partner you don't love.

"biding time? waiting for the elusive 'right moment'...? don't wait too long."
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"life is what happens while you're busy making other plans." ~ John Lennon
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Life Is Strange

whaddaHEO with peeps and their power workouts? those never work! they just do it once every blue moon. regular workouts are what make sense.
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JEFF: Makes no sense and does nothing.
ANH: like my ex, KITTY. haa

TIM: abs are almost there, not quite; still a lot of work. the end goal is to look good naked LOL
ANH: yesss, cuz clothing is for LOSERS!

"if you can't tip, you can't afford to go out and eat."
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absolument! don't be such cheap mofos; TIP generously! i usually do 20% AND i get waiters buzzed on Bokbunja/SOJU goodness!

open your mind, question everything, think for yourself.

150503
constant fear and anger do create more problems and eat away at our immune system. take control of your mind.

"We are attracted to uniqueness and individuality, qualities genuine people usually have in spades."
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i'm not falling for your masquerade; get REAL, peaches!

JURASSIC WORLD trailer
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a ginormous dinosaur that kills for sport?! since when did the fat guy from "Parks and Recreation" get so scrumptious?

150504
"Being with happy people makes you happier."
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you don't say! BAHAHAA cut off ties with those toxic ones, pronto!

93% of scientists in the American National Academy of Sciences are atheist or agnostic.

150505
"how to draw ethnic people" by bobmeatbag
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"french people's eyes are often further apart... because they need to see around the eiffel tower."
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BAHAHAA whaddaPHO?! this is GOLD!

just noticed my instagram uploads technically classified as FOOD PORN.

150507
with such high resolution cameras now, how do some peeps still manage to make their photos look like they were shot with a potato?

"our emotions don’t reflect reality; rather, our emotions reflect the way we interpret reality. Understanding this gives us near-full control of our emotions and, therefore, our lives." ~ Paul Hudson

"If your ring finger is longer than your index finger you are a charmer, and often seen as irresistible to others. You are excellent at talking your way out of trouble, and you are great at problem solving. You have aggressive tendencies, but you are full of compassion."

"humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less."

150509
makes no difference. Mother's Day to me is every day!

150510
i'll unfollow you till you like one of my posts, focker.

so... Shannon Williams blossomed into this talented and alluring Kpop singer, yet still... ILLEGAL! BAHAHAA GundamThemEurasians!

150511
"oh, i'm japanese and... white."
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haa seriously? "white" is not a race! it's an anomaly.

those who cannot think for themselves let others think for them...
live life, mind power.

"Ill Mind of Hopsin 7" MV
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"there's way too many religions with vivid descriptions, begging all focking men and women to listen... i lost faith."
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HOPSIN's lyrics are pure genius. live life, mind power.

150513
God’s Chosen Planet: Why Creationists Are Praying We Never Find Alien Life
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Billions of stars like our sun in this vast universe; We're not that special. Pray harder cuz it will happen. BAHAHAA

150515
"Apple makes people upgrade iOS and older devices get slower and slower."
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yes, so that their iSheeps will buy newer overpriced products. clever marketing scheme.

"no, you will not die of gluten. since man first cultivated grains we have been eating gluten. and after many thousands and thousands of years eating huge amounts of gluten some wise guy says ahhhhhh gluten is bad for you. humans live far longer now than ever before. if you worried about every aspect of your diet and health tip and scare that pops up, you would starve to death."
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exactamundo! eat your frakkin' food, peaches!

150517
"show more with less... you can't detail everything." ~ Tyler Edlin

DAVID: Don did something stoopid.  Caroline's friend Sara wanted to go to COmic Con.  So he told Sara that she should hitch a ride with Kitty.  BAD MOVE.  Because you know Kitty is very anti social.  So  Kitty got all pissed off at Don for putting her in that position. Don said "Stop worrying, I can tell Sara you have other plans" and then Kitty got all mad because then she thought Don will make her lose face.  Then Don got all pissed off because he thought Kitty was being totally unreasonable.  I listned to it...dude..BOTH OF THEM were horrible fighters.  Neither of them were being fair at all.  Both of them made bad mistakes.  So I couldn't side with either.  Both of them kept calling me on the side to vent...and I remember as I was listening to them separately thinking to myself "Why do you THINK like this!??!?!"

DAVID: You're good at creating social environments and you're also good at coming off as very inviting and non-intimidating.  So people feel safe.  The only reason people turn away maybe is because of what you post and then they have to face the reality that you don't change your colors for nobody.
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NOBODY!

DAVID: people who are open minded will like you...but if they have strong judgments, then they will judge you based on what you say...which is kinda hypocritical on their part.  So, it's a good weeding out process [to be yourself].

150518
when you double-tap on an instagram image to zoom in, then have to double-tap again to unLIKE.

as far as i'm concerned, anyone who never bothers to communicate with me no longer exists. good riddance! to the ones who still get me... i hate you ALL, peaches!

the best are the ones who still manage to keep in touch with you via regular texting... who even texts anymore?! BAHAHAA

nooo, i'm neither drunk nor high; this is just me being ANH. deal with it! haa whaddaHEO?!

"The Real Reason So Many People Are Such Bad Communicators" article
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"what we have here... is a failure to communicate!"
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this is where most of you peaches fail. if you have an opinion, express it! humans are supposed to be social creatures for crying out loud! my "boss" does have a lot of things to say, but he does sound like a drone; extremely rehearsed.

"embracing limitations can actually drive creativity." ~ Phil Hansen (TEDx Talks)

150519
"take the DRAMA to your MAMA!"
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i actually said that to my ex-fiancee. haa i hate that french word!

150520
to all you heartbroken peaches out there: the ones who are meant to stay with you WILL STAY. you'll be wondering why you didn't breakup SOONER! haa trust me, it's refreshing! forget all that melancholic nonsense.

150521
"Rather than starting early, I think you need something that is yours originally.  It is important to have that volition to do it, but I think it's more important that you have an individuality different from others or the talent." ~ G-Dragon (on what traits are necessary to become successful)

150522
finally watched "Rebel Without a Cause" and "East of Eden" starring JAMES DEAN! undoubtedly an unconventional talented legendary actor.

150523
"if you don't see the best in yourself and what your strengths are... then nobody else will." ~ artist Trent Kaniuga

150525
no hips and thighs is a deal breaker; i don't sleep with little boys.

150526
only when my phone is charging do i receive an important phone call! seriously?

150527
i hate adding those peeps who are Dead on Arrival... how about those who only chat  with you the first day, never to be heard EVER again! BAHAHAA whaddaHEO? what a waste of Friends List real estate.

150504
those joint Facebook accounts are annoying, indeed. "who cheated?" EXACTLY! dunno if it's safe for me to link them to pornographic materials.

150505
"it's not the ones with heavy tattoos and piercings people should worry about; I'm more afraid of the weird ones who are clean cut and look normal."

150506
"they always textin and postin statuses hourly. But in reality, there is no sign of a personality, it's cowardly. we shielded like we scared to get some allergies. the human being is what we don't know how to be." ~ HOPSIN
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BAHAHAA who you talking about?

how about those feces in beard studies? peeps just don't wash their hands, eh? I can tell you that more than 50% of men don't... cavemen. yuck

150509
"If you live just to commit evil deeds, what's the point of living?"
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The Monkey King

150512
"maybe we were just pretending to be in love. maybe this strong unbreakable thing was attachment and not love... so lovely so lovely, you once were. but now, you're ugly so ugly ugly... the problem is:  WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE!" ~ San E

150513
WAL-MART
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ANH: ooh, checkout this fan!
MOM: nooo, CHEAP!
ANH: that's probably your first impression of KITTY when I brought her home.
MOM: haa yes.
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haa my legenDAIRY ex!

150518
I cannot pronounce "defibrillator". I frakkin' hate it. "defiburator"? give me a break. English is my third language!

every time someone requests to add me, I'm thinking, "are you SURE you really wanna do this?"

150519
"why work for someone else who's gonna get richer when you can have your own business?"
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absolument.

150520
TIM: Hah RICH just got engaged!
ANH: guess she doesn't want a healthy sex life. that fool said he doesn't like being touched... not even by women. Haa what a freak!

150523
Dating female #1: I like to make the same mistakes and never growing.
Dating female #2: I have many types; and that's anyone who reminds me of my dad.
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Inside Amy Schumer

150526
finally watching A GOOFY MOVIE... waittaminit, Goofy has a SON?! with WHOM? since WHEN? why hasn't anyone told me this?

150529
"even though your union doesn't look right through the Lord's eyes, I'll still take the picture... can I do Persian and black? YES! Jewish and Nubian? YES! Korean and Mexican...? no. no, you have to draw the line somewhere."
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Martin Daniels | interracial wedding photographer
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Inside Amy Schumer

"let's face it, you're over 30, your body is a pile of garbage... they tell us, 'Be Asian!' NO! I can't be Asian!"
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Inside Amy Schumer
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BAHAHAA Amy is a RIOT!

except for the select few who are willing to try to be fun, hermits are such a CHORE to stay friends with! ugh...

150530
Revisiting "Battlestar Galactica" with mom... one of the best series EVER! I may have to do the same with "Breaking Bad".

150531
"Facebook users who post a sh*t load of updates about their boyfriend or girlfriend have lower self-esteem" ~ Brunel University study
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ain't that a shocker?! haa STOP IT!

SKITS APR

150401

i'm all for alpha females, but not the bitchy ones.

i'm continuing my SKITS updates since one female colleague said, "i found your blog! LOL"

150402

"This boy was rejected by his father when he needed support most. His reaction to Dad's Facebook tirade demonstrated maturity beyond his years."

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well, i say his father should DIE then! frakkin' asshole... a real parent should be supporting their kids no matter what. 

150403

some peeps are too obvious trying to hide their misery behind their forced smiles. either that or they're just too damn TIRED!

Sandy?: you know you're old when you start getting indigestion.

ANH: what's "indigestion"?

Sandy: oh, you have good genes then.

cousin: haa it's in your GENES!

(ANH reaches into his jean pocket to find a note... with the definition for "indigestion")

Sandy? (as security guard): jebus, what's that thing running down your pant?!

ANH: mon baguette.

ANH: yvonne is still at IKEA selfing!

CRYSTAL: haa she's probably planning to move in.

ANH: ...with david.

DAVID: i just peed my pants.

if you can't find me on facebook, it's cuz i'm also hanging out in real life... or you probably forgot you blocked me. BAHAHAA

i'm not at all sleepy cuz sleeping is for... LOSERS!

150412

i won't kill animals unless it's for self defense... same with humans. BAHAHAA

150414

J.Y. Park - Who's your mama? (feat. Jessi) MV

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"no matter how pretty they are, flat backsides are no good." ~ JYP

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haa SUZY's producer is at it again! those luscious LEGS though! SoKo women do work out more than any other group of asians.

150417

"You gave me the bible and expect me not to analyze it...? I'm not reading that [expletive] book cuz a human wrote it...! We ARE you, and you're US! Stop playing games! My life's all I got, and heaven is ALL in my BRAIN! And when I feel I'm in hell, my ideas are what get me though PAIN...! I'm a human, I'll stay in my lane." ~ HOPSIN

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Live Life, Mind Power

150418

New Facebook option: "Unfollow... Stop seeing posts, but stay friends."

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BAHAHAA NO! Just NO! i don't wanna see them ever again!

Alfonso: where do you find these "18" year-olds?

ANH: oh, i don't look for them, they just fall into my arms!

"sometimes we mistakenly think that everyone who dresses or acts a certain way is going to look down on us... Some people come across as snobby and judgmental without intending to as well."

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sonuvaBEEEEP that's me ^ ! alas, a stigma that i have to live with. i love people... for the most part, but some imbeciles just really don't get me. 

150419

some girls should get over themselves. i'm friendly with everybody; doesn't mean i'm into them.

is it that hard to believe that some men are just into more than just breasts on a woman? whaddaHEO?

RUSSIANS consider themselves either European or Asian. 

Someone replied, "Eurasian". i say NO! just NO...! 

Eastern Russians get mixed with nearby asians -- Siberia, Mongolia, China...

i don't know what Don? is... Nobody does.

no "woman" really intimidates me; it's whether or not i wanna talk to them. BAHAHAA

"i'm sorry, i'm a total foodie; and i think that glutton allergies are just... bullsh*t."

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Inside Amy Schumer

ANH: i bet you can't spell ANH.

random persian lady: yes i can! it's H-A-N-N.

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haa whaddaHEO? so OFF!

ELEAH: i logged off of facebook cuz there's only so many posts of people's kids that i can take.

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haa that's what the "unfollow" option is for!

150421

frakkin' instacrap low rez square format; can't even zoom in... i wanna see PORES!

150424

MARTYN: i swear, everytime you post an INCHEONWON event, i see you with a different girl.

ANH: haa i love my galpals!

ELEAH: "vegetarian" is a bad word.

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that's what she said...! while enjoying briskets at INCHEONWON! haa

ELEAH: i don't get why everyone keeps dropping their phones.

ANH: haa LAME! i never drop my ph--wait, i do.

ELEAH: i don't know why i'm friends with you.

ANH: me neither.

150425

a college degree does not guarantee one intelligence; it's how open minded one is to learn on their own. i much appreciate people who have a genuine thirst for knowledge, not just cuz they need to pass the class.

150426

when you both post the same exact link, but a mutual "friend" only liked the other's, you know who unfollowed. must've been something i said. BAHAHAA

"any decision you make that's based on your dreams is worth it. nothing worth having comes easy... you have to be willing to do what others won't to achieve what others don't." ~ LeSean Thomas 

150429

 i like briskets more than women... and god. BAHAHAA

150402

"nobody else can match our flavor. how would you think I was ever gonna change ya?  I ain't ever gonna change ya."

150403

her circle of friends look like the types who get killed in horror films.

150406

introducing my nephew to TERMINATOR 2... the best in the franchise! this one version even has the director's deleted scenes!

150413

"there is no better way to achieve job security than to make yourself an indispensable employee." 

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NIGHTCRAWLER

finally giving BLEACH a try. this popular anime series better be GOOD!

150410

Tena looks great in short shorts since that's her best... ASSets!

150415

there are some attractive female Korean actresses I never get tired of looking at... and that's how you make me feel.

"it is said that to drink the blood of a dragon would grant you eternal life." 

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Crying Freeman (anime series)

"out of limitations comes really interesting solutions." ~ SYCRA

I turned on a movie, and "napped" right through it. haa whaddaHEO? I just can't watch anything laying down! NITEY, peaches!

150418

Joyce: what about sweets? what do you like?

Eleah: I like rattlesnakes.

Too. Much. Persian. Food. At. Persian. House. Party... Must. Release. BELT!

150419

So DON thinks I organize my INCHEONWON meatings for myself. Psh, I can go there anytime I want! I create those events for you people to mingle and meet new faces; I'm the hub, I'm the nucleus. Get with it, DON!

150420

Kitty certainly fooled me. She's only shaped like a woman. Mind of a kitten? Haa

Oh no, don't ever thank the photographer for the beautiful shot, but thank each other for being tagged in it. BAHAHAA

150421

"If you really care for me, prove that I need to live carefully! But I'll be damned if I have to put my pleasure aside for an afterlife that isn't even guaranteed!" ~ HOPSIN

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live life. mind power.

I often skip posts that read like long essays. I just don't have that much free time at work... nor at home to read anything.

150424

"Your lazy ass don't commit to labor; you pick somethin' up, dry it out, and put it down two minutes later. Then you complain about your life cuz it ain't getting catered. Now, whoever tries to call on your bullsh*t's a hater? You wanna succeed, you have to try." ~ HOPSIN

I thoroughly enjoy force-friending quality peeps to each other... cuz you never know what you're missing!

150427

So my mom said the wife from "Breaking Bad" is the same mother from "Bates Motel". Wow, don't rely on her to identify any suspect in a police lineup. That's what happens when you have ZERO exposure to white people!

150429

I have celebs I forgot I was following on Facebook; so when I get their news feed, it's like, "whoddaHEO is this? how did I meet you?".