150201
why are guys always pretending to be alpha males? whaddaHEO? can't you be yourself? i see right through you.
i'm always weary about adding peeps at parties cuz most are just lame and awkward after the alcohol wears off.
GALPAL: when are you planning to have a child? i want a baby from you with asian features.
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wait whaaat? just like that? am i giving away children for free? BAHAHAA
150102
anyone still recording vertical videos... please, stop it. it's embarrassing, and even worse than the square 4:3 TV format. you're de-evolving... ROTATE your frakkin' phonecam!
i warned this girl about the modeling scam she was getting into... dumbo still managed to lose $600 she didn't have. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!
150103
bad grammar (especially from grown-ass adults) stops me from reading certain posts. i just... cannot. ugh...
my nephew said he's tired of watching "KILL la KILL". haa i don't blame him! too ADHD even for a kid!
X: why did you unfriend me?!
ANH: your posts give me stress.
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BAHAHAA oh noooes!
"why debate my mistakes? am i great? am i fake? while y'all deliberate, i celebrate knowing my fate. major stakes, and it's only getting higher... you will not extinguish my fire... this ain't happened overnight; been my passion all my life. now i'm the one they're asking for advice. there are no guarantees, and that's the truth. how are you gonna make it if you never try it?"
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MC Jin - Call Me David
ANH: he IS meat to her.
GALPAL: well, it's his choice, he's not a lamb or anything.
ANH: TENA is my lamb... ORGHINI!
nephew: what? "linguini"?
ANH: YES! LAMBORGUINI!
150104
i always wanted to try a full head of beard, but it gets too itchy... and i WILL get stopped at airports!
150105
NIKKO: be my valentine.
JASMINE: haa funny!
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JASMINE: i think your friend wants to date me. can you tell him i don't date players?
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ANH: jasmine won't blow.
NIKKO: she won't give head?
ANH: nope, when they're not giving, you better just stay friends. haa
NIKKO: forget that then!
150207
"those guys who have the job of trimming trees at 7 o'clock in the morning... are jerks." ~ BRIAN SCOLARO
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BAHAHAA his sound effects are GOLD!
150209
CONAN: another item unveiled at the Consumer Electronics show was a smart pacifier with a GPS system that will help you find your baby. the company expects the pacifier to be a huge hit with really sh*tty parents.
150211
TENA: i'm just using the emojis on the Galaxy S5. STOCKED!
ANH: haa i hate you! and i'm glad you're not an iphone sheep.
TENA: i don't think i'll ever be. haa
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i wanna take her home!
150212
Daniel Yongsuk Moon?, i voice-texted "INCHEONWON" with Dragon Speech Recognition, and got "Anhjun one". haa whaaat?!
"Online Translators Needed: Must Speak English, and Another Language."
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BAHAHAA you don't say! are those people half-awake when they post those?
150213
this one fool brought his own 2 tables of "friends" without telling me. why didn't he just organize his own event? apparently, common sense is extremely lacking for some. INCHEONWON MEATINGS are for my peaches, peaches!
Daniel?: so what are you doing tomorrow?
ANH: recuperate so i could return SUNDAY with my peaches! haa
Daniel: nooo, Valentine's Day!
ANH: what?
150214
i've used a tablet practically since it was first introduced by IBM circa 2004.
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APPLE: yesterday's technology... TODAY!
DRIVER San Francisco - Xbox 360
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the most completely-freeing badass open-world racing game EVERRR! beats "Need For Speed", "Midnight Club", and "Burnout"... COMBINED!
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although i thoroughly enjoy driving a Lambo, i am now officially a McLaren fan.
GONE GIRL... whaddaHEO? seriously? what kind of an unjust ending is that?!
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"Big holes and horrible ending. It makes you angry, and then you stay angry, and then it ends. Characters changed in a puzzling way in the last part. The police was utterly incompetent. It doesn't even suit your common sense."
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the police was so easily fooled, indeed. i didn't buy her act.
forget GONE GIRL. if you want a satisfying crime mystery, "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" is the one to watch. a swedish film even remade for american audience.
alright, stop it with your endless HASHTAGS already!
they're meant for Twitter; they just don't work on facebook!
150215
you can even drive a DeLorean in DRIVER San Fran! haa frakkin' badass game!
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MIKE: can you time travel too? if not, no thanks...
ANH: can you go over 88 mph, lose the cops, perform insane jumps over notoriously steep San Fran streets...? and so much more! the replayability on this title is also incomparable. packed with numerous stunts, dares, races, and missions, the developers made this gem extremely fun.
ANH: my camera has no trouble focusing on white people, but David AweSom?... whaddaHEO?
DAVID: your camera is RACIST!
(playing that charade app)
CHRIS rasmussen: (hold up answer: LASSIE)
BRITTANY: it's a dog!
CASSIE: it's my name with an "L"!
ANH: "CASSIEL"?
YouTube: the uploader has not made this video available in your country.
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you racist motherfocker!
i just don't shoot enough selfies... or any at all. what is WONG with me?!
150217
my immediate family is full of ignorants still pulling psychology out of their asses; none of them are certified whatsoever. they may be diagnosing my prior introversion as one of the ASPERGER symptons.
just cuz you're different, doesn't necessarily mean you have ASPERGER... BITCH!
being an expert in one field does not make you one in another. do your research thoroughly!
don't ever lend anyone anything you wanna see again; people are just forgetful... and some just STEAL!
150216
"Hachiko Monogatari"
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had to control myself cuz i was watching this film with mom; but i just balled my eyes out over this story about a loyal dog waiting for his loving master who's never returning home!
150219
CHUC MUNG NAM MOI HET XAY LAP XUONG, peaches!
The Problem with Action Movies Today
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a vulnerable protagonist does make any film more engaging! Chris Stuckmann definitely knows what he's talking about.
150220
i seem to get along with dragons, and tigers, and bears! except for KITTY... only got along with her ginormous twins.
JOYCE: chris is really not my type, anh. find me a tall one who's funny, cute, and sexy.
ANH: no such thing. good luck! haa
150221
JEFF: how old do you think Yvonne is?
ANH: can't tell, she's had so much facelifts, she's expressionless.
CRYSTAL: she has?
ANH: she may have had botox. i wouldn't be surprised. cuz when she smiles, it looks painful. haa
JOYCE: i'm not superficial. i joke a lot, anh.
ANH: i hope you do have such a good head on your shoulders... that gives good head.
JOYCE: I get offended when people assume things about me that aren't true. But that, yes I do give good head. I'll take that. Lol
150222
"no matter what happens in your life, don't ever give up on what's important to you... real dreams never stop."
150223
ANH: i don't fear clowns either, but i know so many who do! BAHAHAA
DON: shut up, you CLOWN!
150224
Power/Rangers (a short film by Joseph Kahn)
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never was into the series, but Katie Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica) also made this mature action short worth the watch!
150227
"You can only inspire the ones that surrender. To lead, you have to let go of your ego. To follow, you have to let go of your fear." ~ Cesar Millan
The Man in the High Castle
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what if the Nazis and the Japanese won WWII, and overtook the United States?
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from producer Ridley Scott, this looks like a promisingly good series.
150228
if you have no idea how to use Photoshop to edit your photos, just... DON'T!
150201
OREO (aka Samuel L Jackson) sunbathing... cuz he's not black enough.
jebus, this one Korean series has a MILF. why must you be so delicious?!
150204
I forget that some peeps are more than happy to have long conversations if I just message them.
150207
JOY is my poison
TENA is my vitamin C
KITTY is my vitamin D
150205
although it's a fantasy for some guys. don't do it with braces! looks like an accident waiting to happen.
150209
"more than half the people in this world believe in the devil. if you don't, there's something wrong with you."
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haa sorry, I just... don't! you should fear people more.
150210
I may just be the artsiest in the fam. they say I always have my head in the clouds. duh, that's what imagination requires!
150211
"people should not be pulling psychology out of their ass."
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absolutely not! those who should know you better, know you the least. 'NOYIN'!
so many limitations on Instacrap... that lousy square cropped format, no download option, and you can't zoom! why can't you ZOOM?! whaddaHEO?
150212
Facebook has been such a great tool to weed out the fake people. LIKE
when you press SKIP instead of "volume up" on the song you like... NOOO!
waiting at the tax center... so HUNGWEEE! need BRISKETS!
got a good tax break! I'mma use that moola to clear some debts.
so I got this Valentine's Day card from my fem colleague that says, "Best Friends Forever!"
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ANH: wait, I'm your BFF?!
SUNNY: YES, of course!
ANH: wow, and I don't have to be GAY!
150214
HAPPY VALENTINE'S to all my UGLIES! you know who you are!
MOM: I think your nephew is reading THE RAID.
ANH: what?! the Indonesian martial arts film?
MOM: yeah, it's a thick book every kid is reading about the characters trying to escape a labyrinth.
ANH: THE MAZE RUNNER?!
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BAHAHAA so off!
watching Cameron Diaz's comedy SEX TAPE... doesn't every couple make homemade porn on a regular basis? sad if you're not, it's too much fun! haa
MAN: Siri... how do I perform CPR... on a DOG?
SIRI: I found 4 places named Starbucks.
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SEX TAPE
GONE GIRL... whaddaHEO? seriously? what kind of an unjust ending is that?!
so many couples are together for all the wrong reasons; they're not fooling me one bit... however, I believe you, Mr aweSOM, and Tina Thuch are both together for the right reason... LOVE! and it genuinely shines through.
150217
so I stood waiting for our table at the front and this customer asked me for the restrooms. do I look like a frakkin' HOST?
150219
if there's such thing as an extroverted person with Asperger, lemme know. I still think you're pulling psychology out of your ass.
150221
just changed Don Vu's name to DONUT in my contacts.
CRYSTAL: I think Yvonne needs to calm her mind down.
ANH: I'm scared for david. he should've stayed with DON.
