SKITS MAR

140301
i showed up to a kid's birthday with a wine bottle, yet their mom still complained. haa I don't frakkin' buy toys! only adult toys.

those girls who keep hating on girlbands are the same ones who cannot get a date.

140302
I don't know one Filipino who's not a nurse... except for Neil, he's actually original. haa

140303
never work for Viets; cheap mofos!  I need to find a black boss.

fem colleague: you know what you just said could be considered sexual harassment?
ANH: no HR.

ANH: I got a headache perhaps cuz I left my window open.
TENA: oh, always thought you left it open to keep cool.
ANH: i left it open so you could visit me.
TENA: haa! I like that!

ANH: when can you do Captain America with ANH?
TENA: do America?!?! ¬_¬ do ANH! haa ^_~
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omo, is that a green light?

colleague: I wonder if you ever pull pranks on those girls who get plastered.
ANH: haa like writing between their boobs, "ANH was here".

ANH: I wanna eat your briskets. no need for sauce either.
TENA: I need sauce though!!!!
ANH: BAHAHAA I know exactly what you mean, dirty girl!

very true that those who love to dance are good in bed. DON moves like a tree.

ANH: yes, you're so surprising... in so many ways. I barely scratched the surface. simply amazing. and I thought my feelings for you have dissipated.
TENA: you and your words... They're simply amazing!!! You know how to bring smiles! :)
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I don't have pickup lines. just honest words.

our X-rated conversation was getting hot till your G-rated friends commented.

140304
pretenders sicken me. stop portraying an image that's not even the real you when I already know you're an insecure whiny jackass.

INCHEONWON is like a prestigious club no one wants to be blacklisted from.

"which state is Mexico in?"
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EAGLEHEART

Diners, Drive-ins & Dives
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"a troll comes to life, and decides to roam the country eating garbage."
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CONAN

140305
FEM: most Mexicans here can't even speak proper Spanish, dear Lord. i got A's while they flunked. haa
ANH: I was also first in French class... in FRANCE!

I don't fit in with neither Asians nor whites. like me, my circle of friends have to be mixed. love it that way!

I hold it tightly, yet it always manages to squirt all over my desk! ...
sanitizing lotion! come on, people!

ANH: I'mma dedicate my own external hard drive for your mom to use to watch her Korean series.
Don: shhh no one has to know! I'm supposed to be a/
ex JOY: fcuking JERK!
ex KITTY: meow...

my guyfriends envy my knowing French. I have to admit, it's a genuinely romantic language-- heck, even French rap sounds romantic!

I can watch porn, but not gangsta rap at work...

140306
wow, her name is tiffany and she even has those irresistible eyesmiles! she may already have someone, but I'm not at all deterred.

hmm, she's supposedly single but rumors of her being a princess is a major turn off. those are a dime a dozen!

"if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have said 'i don't need you around'."
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BSB

"you should draw for Disney!"
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my blessed girls are not princesses. haa

my hour glass is always full. my time with you has never left.

TENA: wanna grow old with PDAs!
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she's making it difficult for me. I still love her.

you make me HUNWEEE!
TENA backwards spells EAT ME.

"I wanna have some of your artwork tattooed on me."
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whoa, best compliment EVER!

I'm a slow reader with ADHD so I don't read books, just mangas... yet again, I take a while with those too since I get distracted studying the drawings. AAARGH!

"on this new project, we're gonna need you to draw... a LOT!"
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haa once again, my indispensable SAMSUNG Note 10.1 is my weapon of choice and has paid more than itself back. yayYEAH!

"create a Facebook page for your art"
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omo, how would I juggle two accounts?

TENA: i'll need brain surgery to remove amorism.

140309
brother: that guy was me.
sister: omigod! I wanted to/
brother: you still think I have gorgeous eyes?
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ZATHURA

"what if God made a mistake, and decides to give souls to another creation?"
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Battlestar Galactica

"feel what it means to yield to every evil impulse, yet leave the soul untouched."
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Boardwalk Empire

140310
I prefer those who also post downs in their relationships; that it's not all rosy all the time. those people are more real to me.

I celebrate divorces! and my ex cannot wait to get it done! haa

GALPAL: oh, you're not into my friend? why don't you do her at least?
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haa female wingmen. DAEBAK!

sick of all of these Nguyens; need to move where all the Kims are!

"I really wanna go, but I can't leave her alone." BSB

140311
just started watching "Devious Maids". entertaining right from episode 1. Latinas GALORE! yum

FEM: Lol you sure know how to make a girl feel attractive.
ANH: boob, catch me anytime. and you're always invited, just lemme know whenever you want some briskets... or a good time. teehee

"c'est dans ton sourire que je puise la force de me battre... un jour, je reviendrai."
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Kenza Farah

140312
to all of you girls with your BFFs, a girl would side with their guy and forget you ANY day! stop kidding yourselves. haa

this new colleague doesn't get to go out for lunch. and she has school right afterwards till 10! I feel bad for her; I'm nurturing, dammit.

I'm thankful for what I have. so many are struggling just to get by.

140313
"oh, I remember you! you're the good looking French guy!"
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haa one surprising reaction. I much rather shoot others than myself.

ANH: your body is my wonderland.
FEM: If my body is your wonderland, then you must be Alice!! :P
ANH: haa lemme crawl into your wabbit holes.

I dunno how any colleague can hate another to the point where she wiped the other one's desk down with filthy towels from the restroom. Jebus, how am I gonna hint the victim to sanitize?

ANH: I was still hungry after INCHEONWON, so I had some wabbit without any condoments.
TENA: nooo :)

this dragon had wabbit without any condoments. gooo ALICE!

I willingly picked up large ham & cheese croissandwich for that ugly starving new colleague with the ridiculously alluring eyesmiles. jebus, how can anyone skip meals?

some girls still apply makeup like a kid would with crayolas. whattapho?

140315
yesss, believe me. if I was lying, I would tell you. haa

and no, Comic-Con is not a priority... INCHEONWON is!

140316
omifrakkingod! how difficult is it to cut a piece of pork belly? I can easily tell when a woman has no idea how to cook.

two Latino fools were challenging each other to race in their mustangs. i don't want a ticket!

I'm stealing her from her husband, yet she's more than alright with it.

(mixing raspberry wine soju)
NEWBIE: wait, what's that you're mixing with the wine? is it water?
ANH: uh, yesss.

jebus, I feel so FAT!  time for some laps around the coffee table...

140317
if you're a grown woman who doesn't even have the common sense to defrost before cutting a slab of meat, you're useless.

I stopped adding random strangers to share event photos. they want them, they can ask. I've grown weary of DoA's.

she is feared at work, but she's actually a sweetheart away from it. haa them haughty girls don't scare me! bring it!

if my 5-foot galpal was going out with a 6'7" guy, awkward 69. haa
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GALPAL: oh wait, I can reach his belly button!

quake? what quake? you guys wanna try one in Japan?

My Love from Another Star | Ep. 21

140318
high maintenance are those girls who can never afford their own share of the bill. now those who always insist on paying for you are keepers!

watched ESQUIRE magazine's "women we love"... jebus, are those Hollywood celebs the only selections of quality women we have? I need to move.

Jessica Alba, you're eye-candy, but your acting is subpar. used to be your fan... till you got cocky.

she said she still loves my mom and nephew. I never wanted anyone back as badly as this one.

ANH: I want your eggs.
TENA: I know you'll be a great father. Trust me.

ANH: haa you're like briskets and beef pho to me, ugly.
TENA: Lol... Always with the food analogies!
ANH: haa you're delicious.
TENA: Then to me, you're like the filling inside a Belgian white chocolate truffle!
ANH: wow, those are sooo GOOD!

"if perfect is what you're searching for, then just stay the same."
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can you believe it? this guy is in love again.

I guess her light was always green for me.

girlie tomboys... contradiction! haa but I love them so much!

"I could be the one... forget what he has done to you. I'm here now... believe in me. this is us."

NEVER bought flowers for anyone. this girl, I feel, deserves them all.

"the most unattractive woman in the world is the one whose heart still lingers with a man who has already left."
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Wonderful Mama

140319
short 2-letter last names like VU bother me. I prefer long innuendous Thai ones like PUTTHASILPORNSAKUL.

"this will be our little secret... cuz your man'll lose his mind..."
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Jason Derulo

I hate math. my favorite numbers are 16, 69, 333.

I was just getting sick of listening to English songs; had to stop the player. thank jebus I do enjoy other languages! ugh

on E channel's "Chrisley Knows Best", daddy Todd is obviously another controlling fruity gay. are some women still kidding themselves marrying such "men"?

I'm repelling old-fashioned, overly conservative people, and loving it!

140320
"you don't know what you wanna do... neither does most of America."

wow, the right one for me has always been there all along.

I was hoping for him to care for you unconditionally, but I guess I'll have to do that myself. I'mma change the story's ending to me and you.

"straight through my heart. sent a bullet, you got me. can't stop the bleeding... no, I can't resist..."

I wanna make up for the time without you.

when you said, "I hope you find a nice girl...", I could only see you. you're still here.
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"all the messed up things I do, I swear, I'll make them up to you."

The Millionaire Matchmaker
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(facepalm) omifrakkingod, these guys have no idea how to talk to women! phony and dull! money cannot buy you a personality.

140321
you are marvelous. should've kept you close the first time. I'm sorry, I love you.

"nice guys don't finish last, boring ones do."

"you're still here. your feet are stuck to the ground... I'll try to measure up to you."

why is this Kit-Kat mini so tough to open?! stupid child-proof wrappings!

140322
my past becomes my future. I'm not leaving you again.

140323
the parent-trap does not work. if you two married due solely to pregnancy, you will eventually split.

since you were my third serious one, i thought it'd be a charm. just the delay. it feels like it might just be

140324
"no one's less humble than I, but you don't care. you keep sticking around... you're bigger than me. you're still here."

started VERONICA MARS and HEROES TV series just to watch Kristen Bell. humble girl, unhollywood. many good shows I've missed; I was lost with LOST, so I won't bother.

she's like lightning striking me for the second time.

teaching myself multiple industry softwares really pays off.

a girl not many can measure up to. this one is a wonder to behold. Jane-of-all-trades!

your existence certainly adds more color to my world. i hate you.

ANH: you are busting out of your pants! those curves! whatever you're doing keep doing it!
fem colleague: oh yeah? I've been doing weighted squats.
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those girly tomboys... mmm

"I'm happy enough to live under the same sky and atmosphere... but if there's a next life, will you marry me?"
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You're the Best, Lee Soon Shin!

funny how your fcuk-ups can lead you to better people and better things.

I can't believe I never tried "I can't believe it's not butter".

jebus, hungry again. INCHEONWON still open?

140325
I wasn't asking you out. I wanted your younger sister. have some modesty.

those who try to make too much sense with me get confused.

some friends' romances you just know are true and concrete. LOVE

so happy you met me again. this feels right. I was searching for someone I already found. I screwed up, I'm sorry. I want more.

so I hear, my colleague just got kicked out of her house for dating a Pinoy. haa racist Viets.

BRIAN: who's going?
ANH: DUNG and perhaps ANH.
BRIAN: who's ANH? you? you said ANH but you're ANH! is there another ANH?!
ANH: no, there is only one.
BRIAN: AAARGH!
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BAHAHAA mindfcuking is hilarious!

SHE: YAY! friends with benefits FOREVER!
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wait, isn't that commitment?

I'm stealing you back from your husband. he's not right for you. I'm ready now.

140326
fem colleague bumped her elbow at the door and is hurting. told her to clean up the bloody mess and walk it off like a MAN!

"it's getting better, baby... still holding on, you're still the one... you still turn the fire on. so if you're feeling lonely, don't. you're the only one that ever was."

ANH: some men don't ever clean up after themselves in the restroom. how does one hit everything else peeing BUT the bowl?!
SUNNY: I suppose if it's too small to grab and aim.
ANH: haa use a funnel!

everyone seems to approve of her, not that I would care. I've always done what and who pleases me.

they never realize how well I treat them till I leave them.

no, I don't wanna build a wall around you, just my world.

this 4 year old Viet girl is playing PSY's "gentleman" music video LOUD from her tablet in the tax office. haa DAEBAK!

140327
false rumors about me? tell me something I don't know!

"now you ain't around, baby, I can't think. I should've put it down. should've got that ring. cuz I can still feel it in the air. see your pretty face, run my fingers through your hair..."
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Just a Dream

"we're real men and we like sports. if you say that we are not, then we'll see you in court."
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LONELY ISLAND

SHE: don't you want a kid?!
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the one that got away wants me back... LIKE

foodies are always busy making out... with food in their mouths!

ANH: you should keep your vibrating phone is your panties so you'd stop missing my texts.
TENA: panties are for LOSERS!
KITTY: so are BRAS!
JOY: I have no cups.

I didn't realize how difficult it was to strangle someone who wears a neck brace.

ANH: BEAR HUGS!
TENA: WABBIT HUGS! (\(^_^)/)

140328
TENA is very apologetic, unlike JOY who only said sorry when she almost broke my joystick riding cowgirl style.

I know you're gay, but you didn't have to flash your joystick to your galpal. have some decency.

"didn't you eat like an hour ago? is there a hobo in your stomach?"
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Queen of Ambition

some of the yelp reviewers are just overly critical and nitpicky. shut up and enjoy the FOOD! BAHAHAA

cannot wait for her to leave him and call her my own. this is undeniable fate.

CRYSTAL: I have so much homework.
ANH: nooo, only show up if you can. KY and I live at INCHEONWON!
140331
"no college sh*t to acknowledge it. some call it love and some call it sex. opposites. call it what you want but with one touch and you're gone. so call in sick. human politics. from whispered hushes and distant crushes. mental fits breakin' pencil tips and inkin' brushes. simple rushes. god makes man and this is the devil's finishin' touches."
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EPIK HIGH "butterfly effect"

my waiting for my ex to leave her controlling husband sounds awfully familiar.

TENA: I just don't know when the time will come. and if fate means that we should be together, we will be together.
ANH: I can keep dating and have fun, but I don't know if I can take any other as seriously as you.

no woman wants to tag along for 10 years without being proposed to. grow some balls, lousy men!

my friend's daughter calls me her REAL father. waitaminit, how did she find out?