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sorry peaches, i'mma have to stop posting my monthly SKITS blog link due to one precious person even i would like to keep private. she might just be... my everything.
Jess Nguyen? Jeff Poh? Chris Vu? Aef Pavinee? Crystal Mira?... you people know where you stand in my book!
i actually don't have much of a sweet tooth, but i do enjoy her when i can.
DUNG: oh, so TENA was the one you went to have noodles with!
ANH: yeah, she's the one who ordered "mi xao sa te"! i wanted some of her.
CONAN: a boy has been awarded for the record set for solving a RUBIK's cube with one hand... the 15-year old is less proud about the record set with his OTHER hand.
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hmm... now to get KITTY DDD back into my circle...
ALEXANDRA DADDARIO and her extraordinary EYES! AAARGH
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quite the stunner for a white girl.
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seriously, can we just make ALEXANDRA DADDARIO into the next WONDER WOMAN already?!
feel free to post almost anything on my wall, peaches! as long as it's not something that will prompt me to delete you. BAHAHAA
what's with those guys who can never get over their breakups? ugh... don't they know their exes will always come back? BAHAHAA
ANH: YVONNE may have tightened her face; hence her lacking facial expressions.
behind those frozen selcas, she is really smiling BIG!
JESS: haa is she up for inspection?
ANH: i'll get a closer look when i meet her. i'll check her puppies too.
i would do any color at any time.
i'll be inspecting her "twins" to see if they're real too. trust me, my top heavy ex has turned me into an expert.
GU FAMILY BOOK
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don't you just wanna smack SUZY across the face with a BIG FISH and ask, "why... so... UGLY?!" (screams like a fangirl)
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GALPAL: i'm fatter than before. haa
ANH: omifrakkingod, one more cup size! and i'm a LEGSMAN!
GALPAL: haa oh boy, you like thunder thighs?
ANH: i LOVE BRISKETS!
SUPERVISOR: nicole is my cousin. she's gonna be working with us for the summer.
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well, don't mind if i do! haa
i've given up on bringing my friend-count back down to magic number 69.
SAMSUNG NOTE pro with a 12.2" capacitive screen and a pressure-sensitive stylus!
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you don't need more than 32 GB of drive space unless all you do is watch videos instead of doing WORK! trust me, i move my work often via dropbox and gmail.
come to me when you're done dating little boys.
some people's true personality is either too lame, nasty, or both, they're better off just keeping it sealed and masquerade to the public.
SECRET LOVE AFFAIR
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this kseries centers around the forbidden relationship between a piano teacher and her prodigy student.
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top-notch acting from both YOO AH IN and KIM HEE AE with a superb, mature, and engaging storyline.
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i usually don't hate... but when i do... you get blacklisted from INCHEONWON!
"it's not very likely you'll become the world's greatest dad, if you cannot entertain a child without using an ipad... we're a generation of idiots; smartphones and dumb people..."
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this is why i hardly check my phone while i'm out with friends. i enjoy human interaction.
half of you peaches need to disconnect from technology and connect with REAL people! get out there and get some human interaction for crying-out-loud! JEBUS!
i also hardly have time for video games anymore; being productive is more appealing and satisfying to me.
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was just attacked by a tiny poodle walking to my door. would've kicked it hard in the face if it was a pitbull. whaddaheo?!
some stranger just followed me on instacrap. should i just tell them to use facebook?
suicidal peeps are depressing. i'd push them all over a cliff if i could.
ANH: takes too much effort for a girl to please another... unless she wears a dildo.
FEM: yeah, it's just the nature of the genders. girls need a dildo, boys need a hole.
ANH: BAHAHAA plug'n'play!
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friends who are hardly active on facebook hardly exist. out of sight, out of mind.
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ANH: i'mma catch SPIDERMAN 2 with her tomorrow!
colleague: but i heard it's not as good.
ANH: regardless, i'm there for the eyecandy. haa
colleague: that's what a good computer with a 4K ultra HD monitor is for.
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haa he thought i meant the movie!
MOM: what do you wanna eat?
ANH: TENA.
MOM: you want rabbit meat?
some fool drove 2 hours to see this lousy ex of mine; found out that she was really sick and was sent home. LAME! i won't even drive more than 30 min ANYWHERE; like an empty hospital, i'm outta patience! BAHAHAA
ANH: without makeup and still... wow.
GALPAL: Hahaha Anh u r amazing!!
ANH: i certainly wouldn't mind waking up to this face every morning. you're amazing yourself, sonam.
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i'm always amazed whenever i hear a girl call me "amazing" cuz i really don't expect it. wow, thanks a million, girly!
mom is the most important person in the world.
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funny how everyone's wondering about me and her when i only consider her to be like a baby sister.
NUTELLA > HERSHEY's spreads
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hate chatting with those who don't even use LOL. i can't tell their mood; emotionless. it's like talking to... wood.
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PHO > women > Don? < INCHEONWON!
this girl here [choezom] is such a sweetheart! and nobody can say otherwise cuz only ANH's opinions matter. go back to your studies and focus, ugly!
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jebus, filtering and editing through these wedding photos, seems like the bride prefers to keep her eyes closed. slowest blinker EVER! (delete delete!) we should've taped them open... or at least draw eyes on her lids.
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i'm sorry i cannot hold your hand. my standards are high.
Megan Lee - 8dayz
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our very own KoreAm MEGAN has finally released her first South Korean single EVER!
it does sound better than her english version.
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ANH: frakkin' prick knocked out first when he's supposed to be the "bartender" for the party... PARTY FOUL! where's my drink?!
FEM: I remember DAVID drew a penis on his sleeping face. haa
ANH: i'd draw balls for his eyes, and a penis for his nose.
FEM: ooh, an elephant with glasses?!
ANH: haa or just super-glue a dildo on his face.
she is an alpha female. definitely not for guys who lack confidence.
some peeps shouldn't even bother organizing events when they have no idea how to interact with everyone. jebus, it really isn't that difficult to be a host!
facebook: which books have you read?
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reading is for LOSERS!
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BEWARE of those who keep losing friends and cannot get along with people... MAJOR red flag!
it's better to love everything than hate everything.
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CRYSTAL: wanna see the background I designed for one of the scenes from my project for Motion Graphics?
ANH: show me the whole kitty-in-a-poodle.
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it's a privilege and an honor being around her. she's so sweet, smart, and funny!
ANH: once you nail French--
SHE: puntended!
ANH: all other latin languages are quite easy to pick up.
FEM: I would say Chinese is one of the hardest languages.
ANH: also Arabic and the ever-so-angry GERMAN! EINZ ZWEI DREI!
ELENA: ooh, you know what you look like? one of those TWILIGHT vampires!
ANH: haa i heard that one before! and Don? is a werewolf!
that fool is useless as a father; doesn't feed, change, read, or even play with those adorable kids. it's like he's given up on being... a real man.
"and all that i can see is my future in your hand... just to be with you..."
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never thought i'd consider marrying this one. 143
about that springroll at the restaurant
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ANH: would you like to eat my--
TENA: DON'T! nooo.
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haa she already knew i'd throw out an ANHnuendo in public!
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ANH: but tena, i can't eat my own.
TENA: haa that's a disturbing visual.
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i'm allowed to bring my nephew to see X-MEN as long as there are no drinking with friends in the theater. WOOHOO!
ANH: so when are you showing up? 5 min?
DON: no, make it an hour. all five of my tires have blown out.
ANH: jebus, even your spare? that one doesn't even NEED air!
DON: i dunno...
ANH: why don't you sign up for a mail-order bride? some might want you for your looks! BAHAHAA
Don?: hey... some like ugly men too!
ANH: your favorite decade is the 80's! when looking gay was hip. haa
Don?: the GAYTIES!
DAVID: BAHAHAA i hate it.
TENA: i'm not that smart. i just make you think i am.
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says the one aiming for her PhD! haa
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my most legendary ugly galpal CHIME has resurfaced, peaches!
she's just hiding from her 700 creeping friend requests on facebook. haa
GALPAL: i never asked. what IS your type, anh?
ANH: latinas or asians who look south korean. haa
TRANCE with James McAvoy was excellent! Rosario Dawson going full frontal didn't hurt either.
i'm sorry, you can open your own door, you have arms.
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again, i won't date this ugly galpal cuz i don't wanna fcuk up our beautiful friendship.
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i find her very interesting. she makes me beg for more. i like intelligence with modesty.
peeps think a large steak does the trick. NO! i don't have that weak texan appetite, i'm KOREAN! you need BRISKETS with ALL the side dishes at INCHEONWON, peaches!
SELDON finally worked up the courage to leave him. told her to become wiser and stronger without being bitchy. real men don't beat women unless it's self-defense. that prick is a fcukup.
"you would not have made this connection with [her] without reason. i think you're responding to something from her because she wants you too... all you need to do is forget that she's married..."
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360
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KITTY: it's not all about you, ANH.
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no, it's not. i just happen to post more, DDD-cup MEDUSA!
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"you know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
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Dr Seuss
KY: when are you free for the photoshoot?
ANH: I'll shoot so much of you, you'll get sick of yourself.
KY: eww NO!
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haa apparently, she wants to shoot me for a change!
TENA: That's hilarious! Where would anyone find a bear that big?
ANH: everything big is in Texas, but the big heart belongs to you.
no matter what happens, I'mma give my all to the next serious candidate.
"don't look at me, don't smile at me, just close your eyes... I'm so impressed by you... you are so divine..." ~ OMD
"if you wanna believe in love, make someone love you. don't be the one who loves."
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BAD MAN
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I'mma take the red pill and see how deep this wabbit hole goes.
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so happy I'm still significant in your life, sweetie.
if I knew it'd be alright to talk to you like this, I would've kept in touch more often. I always wanted the best for the one I always loved. everyone needs a shoulder to cry on...
nephew: you should try and kiss auntie TENA.
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TENA: He didn't say that... It's your imagination!
ANH: trust me, I would never lie to you, Tena.
I tell people like it is, he tells people what they wanna hear.
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VOTE for me, peaches!
ANN: i lost weight and 1 whole cup size, but i gained it all back! i still have my boobs. haa
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ANH: I don't like soy sauce. I would only eat auntie TENA with soy sauce.
nephew: really? cuz she's beefy?
ANH: yes, that wabbit is beefy.
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RYAN: the atmosphere is a big border to the moon and stars! lol
ANH: I'm a rocketman, and she's absolutely worth the giant leap.
"I'm a space man in a rocket ship and your heart's the moon... you take my breath away, you're a supernova."
I'm taken by your mesmerizing smile, sunshine. you're like a star.
"to fall asleep with the person that you love and to wake-up together in the morning is a real miracle."
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Wonderful Mama_Kseries
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I'mma be frank with you...
FRANK: NOT all babies are beautiful! some hideous ones do grow up into attractive adults though. and some beautiful babies... I don't know what happened.
EX: You're so weird. Why you still kept photos of me?
ANH: why not? I only delete bad memories. I have no reason to forget you.
"ugly is... broken is... the new beautiful."
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EPIK HIGH
HAPPY MEXICAN!
today should be "all taco, all day Monday!"
colleague: that lazy ass isn't picking up customers' calls. I have to do it all myself.
ANH: oh, TIFFANY isn't ignoring those calls... she's sleeping.
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Asian girls who don't date Asian guys are really girls no Asian guys really want.
ANH: if your mom was just 5 years younger, I'd date her.
Don: you, Sickfreak & Roy!
"The Bad Boy... he'll make you cry as much or more as he makes you laugh. underneath it all, you suspect he has a heart of gold... and he probably does..."
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wow, sounds a lot like me. I'm sorry, girly.
JANETH: BAHAHAA why do you like me?
ANH: you're Mexican and your TAMALES! haa
stop posting yourself coupling with the person who only likes you as a friend, peaches. it's pathetic.
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SHE: galpal? How does she know who I am or how I look?
ANH: haa you're famous with some of my close galpal. they're girl-crushing you.
SHE: Dude.... No way.... (#^.^#)
"every time I look at you, I'm proud that you're mine. you just got the shape, the shape that I like... the only one for me... you're the best damn girl..." ~Taio Cruz
"I don't need to ever replace. I'm not going nowhere. you should know that I don't need no other one. all I need is you..."
I know the difference between infatuation and pity. she's like a star to me.
I find that the bitchy looking ones tend to be the nicest.
"if you need a friend, don't look to a stranger. you know in the end, I'll always be there... I promise you I will..." ~When in Rome
"and if I have to walk the world and make you fall for me, I promise you I will..."
I am so very thankful for your parents giving you life. kiss your mother for me.
mother's day? I don't know about you peaches, but mother's day is everyday for me.
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I laughed so hard, I spilled coffee on myself. MORNIN', peaches!
stop using the term FAM BAM! sounds like a frakkin' family orgy party!
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and SELFIE sounds like masturbation!
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Don: what is K.Y.?
JON: PENIS!
JOY: jizzed
she doesn't say "your mother", but already saying "mom" instead, and I'm loving it.
I'm absolutely pro-life, but that show "19 kids and counting" is RIDICULOUS!
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CONAN: it's like "hoarders", but instead of dead cats, it's live babies!
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ANH: I'm meeting her for SPIDERMAN 2!
FEM: YAY! and make sure you pay! ANH: haa I'll try and pay alright, but she's most likely gonna stop me. she never wants to owe or be burdensome.
FEM: No, it's a test. Fight for it!
ANH: I'll punch her in the face and pay for it! don't worry, Asian noses don't break so easily!
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what? no soap at Carl's Jr?! only in America is there more cheese than soap!
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no more Western Digital! this is like their third external drive failing on me! I do work them hard but this is ridiculous!
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backseats are sooo convenient!
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I'll have my tiny dumb ex's character, KITTY, drive a Smart Car; and my Thai ex, JOY, drive... an elephant.
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JOY: haa omigod, ONG BAK!
strange how my nephew has no idea what GAY means. guess they're afraid he might turn into one if he understood that word. whaddaheo?
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SHE: Play "Draw Something 2" with me! Warning! I suck at it. Bare with me!
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it's like playing PICTIONARY against a team with an artist. haa FINE!
why YES! I will wear your glasses on top on my own, ugly KYUNGRI!
ROUND X!
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I would post more about the gym, but... I don't need it! BAHAHAA
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Draw Something 2
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I'm afraid to start a drawing game with another cuz I only wanna concentrate on you. puntended!
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that's devotion.
we have undeniably great chemistry, and that's absolutely difficult to find.
dunno how your parents raised you, but they must've done something right.
clueless people are still jogging under this horrid weather.
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ANH: would you do X-MEN with us? KY: that sounds dirty. BAHAHAA
TENA: how long are your lunches? I'm very tight this week.
ANH: jizzed.
"an instrument is nothing until you play it; same thing goes with people... I once wanted a nice instrument, but my heart was not there; it was just an item, regardless of how valuable it is... cherish and adore what you have with all of your heart."
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Secret Love Affair_Kseries
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"You don’t need a book to tell you how you ought to live your life. You can live your life by whatever philosophy you wish — as long as you found truths that satisfy you."
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"here's what Facebook is doing to your brain..." video
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wow, this is so on target! we ARE incapable of knowing more than 150 people! I'mma have to delete more... starting with family.
splitting headache working contract project... at work!
another post I regret commenting on cuz their comments keep coming! BAHAHAA
MOM: you want Japanese or Vietnamese salad dressing?
ANH: I want Tena.
female leads falling for the most monotonous guys in these Kseries. whaddaheo?
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ANH: please, make it--
Naomi: rain
MAY... 2NE1!
I'm really not one for small talks. I'd communicate with you if I want to.
sweetie, I wanna shoot you in the rain. I'mma have my native Indian friend, Don, do the rain dance.
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TENA: Lol. He can do the rain dance?!?!?! w(°ｏ°)w
making you laugh is my mission. I only want tears of joy from you. I love you, baby.
being oblivious about the news altogether helps me calm my mind and be so much more carefree.
you keep me inspired, you're my passion, you're my strength.
CONAN: what? Norm, that was your story?! that was a 40 min story!
ANDY: yeah, it's like he's saying, " hey, lemme show you something!"; then takes you on a 4-mile walk just to show you a dog turd.
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I've found my muse. she's been here all along. she's like a star.
"all that i can see is my future in your hand... in your wedding dress to have and to hold... thought I lost you. I gave you away..."
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Matt Nathanson
she just lunched with me. her presence is unparalleled. she's made my day... again. I'm still daydreaming.
SHE: 143 823
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she still has feelings for me. this is surreal.
DAVID: I'm glad to see you're happy.
ANH: I've always been, but I'm on cloud 9 with her.
you're those amazing girls guys are inspired to write love songs about.
mom is liking the thrilling BATES MOTEL series. I'mma have her watch the PSYCHO films too!
CRYSTAL: you have hot spots for yummy food in your area. you and Don can have your dates there!
ANH: I much prefer dating Tena. she has female parts.
you've already begun to make me into a better man. I don't ever wanna disappoint you, sweetie.
"you're the only one that ever was... still holding on, still number one... i remember everything. I remember you..."
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KITTY's nose is the feminine version of RICHs
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ANH: she's like a baby sister, but it feels so RIGHT!
DON: so WRONG! nobody puts "sister" and "RIGHT" in the same sentence like that!
ANH: BAHAHAA this is ANH.
GALPAL: wow Ethan, you're gonna be a ladykiller when you grow up! you know what that means?
NEPHEW: uh, no.
ANH: haa you're gonna have many galpals!
NEPHEW: like you, uncle?
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BAHAHAA
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SELDON: I would do Don if he was the last man on earth.
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can you see the photos? can you see how heart warming your smile is? it makes me breathless. how can one be so desirable?
je pense à toi. tu me manques.
FEM: so how's RICH?
ANH: who's that? haa dunno what happened. that guy just stopped talking to me.
FEM: oh, fcuk him! that weirdo's fcuking ugly!
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BAHAHAA this galpal always has my back, no matter what! so BIASED!
"j'aime deux choses, toi et la rose. la rose pour un jour, toi pour toujours." ~Yvonne
jebus, I just sent a love quote to the wrong girl.
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ANH: "j'aime deux choses, toi et la rose. la rose pour un jour, toi pour toujours."
SHE: I don't know French, you Korean man!
ANH: in that case, I'll speak to you en espagnol! me llamo JUAN. ¿como estas? ¡te quiero tu briskets con queso! ¡mi churros en chocolate es delicia!
correction, I may be qualingual. I knew more Spanish than my white-washed Latina ex. BAHAHAA
there's a reason why Clara Lee usually plays the woman married men are after... frakkin' SHEKSHY!
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thank you for accepting me into your world the first time, beautiful stranger.
TENA, I can't help it. you got me with your smile. I'm wishfully reaching for the green light.
TENA: ∑(O_O；)
ANH: haa are you high on meth there?! whaddaheo?
TENA: Im looking while trying to not smile. Haha
ANH: BAHAHAA I hate you! you can't, your face is like a dolphin's; it comes with a permanent smile!
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I love that ugly! such a clown for such a classy woman.
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I dreamt about you.
don't lose faith in it. you'll never have to doubt my love for you. I'll take you to the moon and back.
"if I should call you up... and you say you belong to me... [I'd lose my mind]. imagine how the world would be, so very fine. so happy together..."
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