SKITS NOV

141103
if they show up to your event even when the person they dislike does, they REALLY do enjoy your company.

141104
amazing how many friends have it on the same day.
HAPPY BIRDDAY, peaches!

141105
MALEFICENT and FROZEN were just okay. mostly delusional princesses would hype such films.

141111
finally watched BREAKING BAD's last episode! DAEBAK! Walter White is like a McGuyver/A-Team hybrid! never a dull moment with this series, really. my favorite episodes definitely involved Los Pollos brother Gustavo Fring.

141113
when their status goes from "in a relationship" to "ask"... it's pretty obvious.

141115
how do you turn birthday notifications OFF? i swear, some of you are born every week!

141116
for all those i have deleted who actually DO follow me, i'm sorry! haa make yourself known, dammit!

my friends > your friends
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unless your friends are my friends too. BAHAHAA

jebus, i just found a SNIKERS in my bag! HUNGWEEE!

141119
my best friend disappeared for 3 years when he got mad at me over a joke... resurfaced again to tell me he needed a good laugh. BAHAHAA if any of you peaches are overly sensitive, you have to let me know! jebus

141120
checked the address with Google Maps; clicked on "Street View"; and just virtually DROVE! still took a while.

141121
i'm pretty sure if SUZY attended my INCHEONWON meatings, she would hog all the BRISKETS!
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SUZY: mmm CHADOLBAEGI!

141123
"Brave people aren't fearless; they've simply found something that matters more to them than fear."

"When what you want to do really matters, don't say, "I'll try." Say, "I will," and then do everything possible to keep that promise to yourself."

"There is no guarantee of success, but when you don't take any shots at all, you're guaranteed to always fail."

"Bitterness, resentment, and jealousy are like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. You are the only one who loses."

""Swallow your fear — or pride — and say you're sorry. Then you'll help the other person let go of their resentment or bitterness."
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only if you're truly at fault though. don't let anyone get away with accusing you of things you haven't done."

141124
i'm gradually withdrawing from pleasing the wrong people. if you don't get me by now, that's your problem.

i am sorry for touching your galpal's DALLAS letters on her thick-ass sweat jacket, making her think i was going for a boobs! next time, i will use a laser pointer.

some girls are ginormous prudes! i caress my galpal's leg, and she just let's me do it. i dry-hump Don? from behind, and he just takes it like a CHAMP!

141125
LIME should always smile with TEETH! her open smiles make you MELT!

141126
"what?! you want us to kill the leader of North Korea?"
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BAHAHAA YES! Seth Rogen and James Franco!

i thought something was off with my camera's white balance settings since most of the shots looked more yellow, but it was just due to those asians. BAHAHAA

GALPAL: do you have any marriage material single friends? I've got a couple years left of child bearing :(
ANH: you can hit a sperm bank. make sure you pick the right genes though! however, even beautiful people can have ugly kids. no guarantee. BAHAHAA

those galpals who are your "wingmen", you keep them extra close.

141127
"if you work just for money, you'll never make it. but if you love what you're doing, success will be yours."
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get your act together and make it happen, peaches!

I always order two bowls of NURUNGJI (scorched rice porridge). helps with your digestion. good stuff!

Kale: Fiji?
Sinbad: Think of the beaches!
Kale: Beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Sinbad: Think of the sun!
Kale: It's monsoon season!
Sinbad: The women, then!
Kale: They're cannibals there.
Sinbad: Exactly!
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SINBAD legend of the seven seas [dreamworks]
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BAHAHAA sexual innuendo in a G-rated film!

141128
not a huge fan, but i still think episodes 4-6 with Harrison Ford are much better. director JJ Abrams won't do us wrong, peaches!

141129
hmm, some peeps are getting butt-hurt over my deleting them? i only keep those who care to interact with me. i didn't even block them. JEBUS RICE!

"Obstacles are there to signify how bad you want something. Failure is a passageway to success. It's how you respond to failures or obstacles or those stumbles or brick walls that will ultimately determine your results. You can let those failures hit you square in the face and knock you out for good, or you can get up and fight back. You will always pass failure on the way to success."

141103
no one likes to be accused of things they haven't done; especially when there's no concrete evidence whatsoever. NO! I'm not gonna delete all of her nudes I've shot!

SUNNY: My friends said the pics you shot of me look as good as when I was shot by the Playboy photographer, and amazing since it was on the fly.
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haa WOW thanks, girly!

141115
(watching "American Horror Story" season 2)
ANH: if you don't pay attention, I'mma make you watch BREAKING BAD... from the BEGINNING!
MOM: GOOD! I LIKE!
141104
this is the last time I eat a vegetarian. such a chore dining with them!

141122
"PURGE anarchy" is satisfying! you get what you give.

141126
caught my nephew cooking meth... correction, it's bread.

SKITS OCT

141004
BAE SUZY, why so UGLY?!

that may just be my last burger. i think i'm done with american food. haa ugh...

(at INCHEONWON korean BBQ house)
UNCLE: do they have that... soy sauce?
ANH: why are you asking for soy sauce? this ain't no chinese restaurant!
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might as well ask for ketchup and mayo too. haa

141006
just deleted 5 people, yet added 10. haa PROGRESS!

141011
just started THE FLASH series; and it's much more engaging than that G-rated "Agents of SHIELD"!

141014
whaddaheo is WONG with YU?!

141015
i'm so frakking tired of this country's economy; what a joke! i may just move overseas for broader potentials.

if your work just ain't cutting it anymore, change it.

to those of you who check your facebook wall once a year, nobody cares or remembers you.

141020
most peeps still can't operate a cable box; let alone, program a VCR to auto-record. BAHAHAA

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sorry, i was cleaning my keyboard. BAHAHAA

no, it's not you... it's your circle of friends i'm avoiding like the PLAGUE!

141023
good thing i have fast reflex. this one focker almost hit me by abruptly swerving into my lane! they panicked and moved back into theirs. pay attention to all motorists when driving, peaches!

141025
"hey, where's MY invite?!"
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well, logging out of facebook will get you disconnected from friends AND events! BAHAHAA

141031
"no friends to show"? wow, he's WAY too secretive; it was all just facade. i'mma have to "unfriend" this fool too! some peeps are just networking for business; i'm definitely not alright with that.

141003
Clara Lee always tackles the role of the OTHER woman in any given Kseries cuz she can easily steal any man in real life!

141006
sorry if I didn't wish you anything. I turned off birthday notifications. BAHAHAA

141018
"21 & over"... 30 minutes in, and I'm still not laughing. for a much better college comedy, watch NEIGHBORS!

141022
"The Walking Dead Season 5 Episode 2 Draws Over 15 Million Viewers, Beats Sunday Night Football In Key Demo"

"Breaking Bad" Season 4... WOOHOO!

141023
OREO aka Samuel L Jackson aka Whitesock working on his tan.

141025
IRIS: after the Mongolian BBQ and the extra large popcorn during the movie, how can you not be fat?
BARRY: I've been... jogging.
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THE FLASH

SKITS SEP

140902
DAVID: I heard Anh took the Korea kpop quiz. Do you know what he got on it?
DON: what?
DAVID: semen.

DON: hey, where's your dog, OREO?
ANH: guess what you just ate.

140903
EunB [LADIESCODE] 1992 - 2014
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girl band member lost much too soon

"Experiencing sadness and anger can make you feel more creative, and by being creative, you can get beyond your pain or negativity." ~ Abby Ashley

140906
RISAE [LADIESCODE] 1991-2014
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another tragic loss for the girl band due to that accident that happened on september 3rd. Risae succumbed to her head trauma after being in a coma for several days.

140907
KY: can you stop uploading food pix to instagram? i don't wanna see food i don't get to eat! you should post more photos of PEOPLE!
ANH: really? aww
DON: ANH will start posting pix of people... but it's people he EATS! BAHAHAA

140911
APPLE watch
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"you can watch youtube videos" on a 1-inch screen! BAHAHAA

140912
making your posts private from certain relatives can prove quite beneficial. WOOHOO!

those of you peaches with 1000+ "friends", it's time to delete away!
the average human can only keep in touch with 150 peeps.

140916
TAHITI keeps pumping out fun songs and JISOO is frakkin' YUM!

140920
i'm sorry, i just don't do cheesecake photoshoots. they have to be NUDES!

a woman who doesn't know how to cook is a no-no; like a man who doesn't know how to change a tire.

SimplySaranade "why girls should date an asian guy!" video
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"you guys know i'm dating one. he's vietnamese... and french... i love their soups; especially PHO... their sense of style is unique... they just throw in a bunch of stuff and BAM! they still look good..."
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haa thanks a million, girly!

140927
"Sure, some guys are made to put on a button-down and make nice with HR. But some guys really, really aren't." ~ askmen.com

140929
why is Chloe Bonnet [Agents of SHIELD] so scrumptious?! reminds me of Jynx Maze, but Chloe is Eurasian. haa

140902
when something's meant to be, it's not supposed to be difficult.

140905
finally started BREAKING BAD. it's good, indeed... and actually funny too!

140906
Dot Matrix [SPACEBALLS] and Andrew Martin [Bicentennial Man]!

140908
funny how when I truly love a girl, she never believes me.

140909
yes, I've turned away from a long term relationship that was strictly sexual. I wanted something more genuine, where I could feel something for the other person. i want both great sex... and love.

KY (apple user): Gosh, iphone6 is only 8MP, lame. They disappoint me :(
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APPLE: yesterday's technology... TODAY!
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BAHAHAA are they still kidding themselves?

140911
DON: yeah, that guy was cool in high school! how did he turn into such an asshole? what happened?
ANH: cuz of all the assholes he started to hang out with (points to himself) haa right here.

140917
I like you, but I don't care much for your BFF... (Best Fcuk Friend?)

snowing in my car with the AC on.

Evangeline Lilly plays an undeniably convincing kickass elf as Tauriel

140920
iPhone parody
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"our users know how easily the glass will shatter when dropped on anything harder than a marshmallow."
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BAHAHAA too true!

140922
my circle keeps increasing in size, and decreasing in value. haa whatta...?

140923
"if we stayed with the first person we dated, the world would be Alabama." ~ Tosh.O

140927
Chuck Norris was bit by a king cobra. after 5 days of agonizing pain... the cobra died.
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EXPENDABLES 2

140929
"instead of changing others, we can change ourselves; change our hearts..."

140930
"I will love you unconditionally... come as you are to me. don't need apologies..."

SKITS AUG

140801
el mundo se ve maravilloso cuando estoy contigo.

FEM: yea hershey's is good with smores. but not really anything else. haa
ANH: hershey's is good with... NUTELLA!

140802
it's those peeps you thought were COOL who turn out to be LAME who are the most disappointing.

140803
funny how most people who attend, whether it'd be church or the temple, just never change for the better. this is one main reason i've lost faith. no longer do i need to pray to cleanse my karma. i'm just happy being myself and think for myself.

i feel this pure and gentle aura coming from her and i wanna shield her from anything unpleasant.

told her to stop following the news and watch more fantasies, comedies, and PORN!

140806
i'm absolutely anti-abstinence; it's like depriving yourself from pastries... or BRISKETS!

140809
if i see a close friend disrespecting another, i'mma severe ties with them without hesitation. couldn't care less how long we've known each other. RESPECT!

DON: so what kind of meat can you really eat?
alondra: i don't really eat meat, but i like HIS meat!

alondra: how did you learn all of your tricks?
ANH: haa porn.

she loves my dog OREO, so i gave her my plush doll STITCH who looks like him. haa

140810
wow, cutting drama queens and psychopaths out of my circles feels so frakkin' AWESOME!

doesn't take a genius to be considerate towards others. fcuk all the idiots who don't get that.

140817
"do not chase after people. be you, do your own thing, and work hard. the right people who belong in your life will come to you and stay."
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Alondra: because true friendship is not about who came first or who knows you longer; it is about who came and never left.

140819
just had to turn the TV off on CONAN's interview with Jessica Alba. used to be a huge fan of hers... till i noticed her lack of acting skills; and she's not even at all interesting! WHY?

140821
people's #1 fears about dating on OKCupid:
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MEN - "i hope she looks like her pictures; i hope she's not fat."
WOMEN - "i hope i don't get murdered."

140824
"the woman is the reflection of her man. if you love her to the point of madness, she will become it."
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Brad Pitt is damn right... some of you ladies looking tired and miserable undoubtedly need to leave the loser you're with; NEVER settle!

140825
"Your drunk personality is just your regular personality x 100"
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BAHAHAA alright, that one's me.

140831
"cuz all of me loves all of you. love your curves and all your edges. all your perfect imperfections..." ~ John Legend

140802
ALONDRA: I'll never forget you! EVER!
ANH: you cannot forget me. NO REFUND!

140803
"people call these things imperfections, but they're not... we get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds... you're not perfect, sport. this girl you met, she isn't perfect either. but the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."
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Good Will Hunting

I'mma try and be my best for you and shield you from anything unpleasant. I want you to be happy, sweetie.

140804
te amo mucho, mi señorita sabrosa.

"every time that you want me around, I'll be there at the speed of sound..." ~ Miranda Cosgrove

sorry, I gave you too much meat on your plate AND the bedroom.

140805
not only is she not a useless princess, but this wonderful girl even opens doors for me? aww she already has my heart though! mi señorita sabrosa...

"I will never try to deny that you're my whole life... I don't need another woman..." ~ Chris Brown

"baby, everything I have is yours. you'll never go cold or hungry... cuz you are the only thing that I got right now..." ~ Chris Brown

"I don't need no other one... I'm staying here, I ain't going nowhere... all I need is you... ain't nobody else can match our flavor... I ain't never gonna change you..." ~ Taio Cruz

never lay your hand on a woman (unless your life is threatened). for any guy who does, I'll fcuk you up.

140808
"hold my hand, move your body. I'm your man. I need somebody. can I take you back...? you could be the love of my life..."

140810
during a full moon is one of the few times Don turns human.

140811
"you look at me and you take me to another place. got me feeling like I'm flying in outer space. got me begging, got me hoping that the night don't stop..." ~ Enrique Iglesias

Alondra: my days are much better thanks to you im happy to have u in my life...

140812
I swyped "Bernadette" and got "vinaigrette".

Alondra: il est l'homme le plus romantique que j'ai jamais rencontré dans ma vie,,,I'm feeling lucky  ..

BARISTA: what's your name?
ANH: uh... Cornelius.
FEM: why didn't you use your real name?
ANH: I don't wanna bother spelling it out.

140813
"tu me miras y me llevas a otra dimensión... abrazarte y sentir la magia de tu olor" ~ Enrique Iglesias

"no war can destroy us, no news gonna bring us down... by love we're bound. no lie can affect us, no fool can tear us apart..." ~ Charice Pempengco

140815
Alondra, you're not in the jungle anymore. we have pillows.

140816
she doesn't know how beautiful she is. she may very well be the love of my life.

140817
my sister went to Cancun... and brought home a Mexican. my nephew is two shades darker than he already was! BAHAHAA

140819
if you run into peeps you've deleted, just tell them that you only use Instacrap now; and that an impostor is using your identity to comment with your mutual friends. BAHAHAA that's so STUPID!

140820
vegetarians taste so good.

DORITOS Dinamita, fiery habanero
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JEBUS RICE, these are so frakkin' SPICY!

25/8 143 overtime

good things come to those who don't wait. haa

140821
I'm dipping Red Vines in Nutella, and no one can STOP ME!

140823
"if there's any happiness left in my life, I'll give it all to you... I am your number one fan."
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FATED to Love You, Kseries

140824
I'm Eurasian and I disapprove of eating live octopus, half grown baby birds, and dolphins. for the most part, western food is inferior to eastern food on so many levels though. haa

140826
JULIE: did you hear how she was talking to me?
ANH: she's probably pissed about something.
JULIE: do you have anybody here you don't get along with? you get along with everybody! ANH: no, I don't! wait, I do. haa

JULIE: anh, do you dye your hair?
ANH: nooo, it's naturally red.

140827
ELEAH probably has penis envy. she burns bras! she should burn KITTY's! haa you can use hers as a  camping tent... for TWO!

140828
finally got to start "American Horror Story"... an engaging series! dat. luscious. housemaid! jizzed

SKITS JUN

140601
already with episode one, i'm hooked! a twisted crime series based on the film by the same name.

140602
ANH: my galpal said, "poor don. that guy is cool." apparently, you make all of my uglies feel sorry for you, beta male.
Don?: "poor don"? why?
ANH: well, they can make so much money with their looks, but you... cannot.

SELDON: tell your DON's wife to give him some beef.
ANH: haa those japs only eat FISH!
SELDON: i meant BEEF as in SEX. he hasn't had any for a while. i feel bad for him. let's go get him some hookers. BAHAHAA
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haa love this galpal and her low blows!

ANH: BAHAHAA i hate you! you say the darndest things!
FEM: i just feel comfortable, that's all. i don't say these things with my other friends. haa

JEFF is my Kpop dealer and my food pornographer.

140604
women are better built machines than cars.

140605
dating that useless princess was such a CHORE, i was hoping for her to break up with me in return!

140609
"no officer, my girlfriend's face just hit the doorknob!"
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BAHAHAA my galpal cannot do any better than that fcukup. he's the JACKPOT! jebus rice, some girls really do enjoy the cycle of pain.

laughing feels so frakkin' GOOD! i think i'm making myself high.

that mofo got boring fast once he turned vegetarian. haa WHY?!

140611
what does your favorite korean food say about you?
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KBBQ: You voracious meat eater! You love the good stuff and, yeah, it can get pricey at times. There's no such thing as moderation for you because you'll eat (or love) until you explode! People are drawn to your magnetism and dynamic personality, though not everyone is able to handle you at times. You're popular, fun, and really hands-on--the life of the party!

thought it was official and done when she married and had a baby, so i wasn't hung up on her at all. didn't know it was possible for an ex to divorce and seek me out. haa

i usually don't date viets, but when i do... it's TENA the wabbit, peaches!

140612
just heard some guy sneeze out "ATCHOO!". who actually pronounces that exact word when they do that? really?

i just confused one guy i met at a party with another. you asians all look alike!

i enjoy throwing all colors in one huge INCHEONWON MEATING and force everyone to mingle. stop sticking with your own kind; life should be a bag of SKITTLES!

as a metrosexual, i've been mistaken for an LA native, but i enjoy my 2-way streets and coastal areas too much!

140613
i care as much about soccer as i care about football.

ANH: sure, email me at: anhjun@gmail.com
EBI: oh? it's not baeyongjoon@gmail.com? haa got it.

140615
"this is so nice. i get to sleep with the same girl twice. they say you get to do the weird stuff."
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Dr Horrible's Sing Along
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haa Joss Whedon is a good writer!

140616
some YELP reviewers said 10:30pm is "late night eating". AMATEURS! they must be from IRVINE where everything closes by 10:00pm. BAHAHAA

140617
"if all the pain and suffering in the world is intended by god, then he's not good... he's not almighty... i cannot count on a god that can fail."
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CROSSROAD

140618
i like hotties with intelligence; those i can learn from... not just about makeup.

140619
don't ever tell a girl you love her when you really don't. frakkin' pricks.

i don't understand protein "burgers". if it doesn't come with buns, it's not a burger.

ANH: Surface Pro tablets are laughable. they cost as much as 2 perfectly good laptops!
CRYSTAL: they're basically laptops in tablet form.
ANH: ah... no wonder, but still overpriced.
CRYSTAL: a lot of things are overpriced nowadays.
ANH: women.

CRYSTAL: if a girl who isn't interested won't say things like "stop making me melt!", and won't sleep with the guy.
I just think she's waiting to see what happens in her life.

140621
just reached 300 friends? what?! a person can only keep in touch with just 150 peeps on average! time to knock it down to magic number 69.

so now i'm down to 299 friends. aww...

just put 20 "friends" on the chopping block. this can become a habit.

down to 240 friends... omo, i can't STOP!

deleted about 70 peeps today. ah... such a weight off! the rest of you peaches, i'm still studying...

FANNIE: are you guys still in the long beach area?
ANH: INCHEONWON is in garden grove. it cannot move for you. BAHAHAA

ANH: private student loans are TERRIBLE! use scholarships if you can
FANNIE: i'm trying to get some.
ANH: that's what she said!
FANNIE: wowowow LOL

140624
this cambo right here keeps it REAL, peaches! LIKE LIKE
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now, if only DAN had a better phone service provider...

140627
i've just hidden the "sports" and "books" section cuz i don't care for either.

140630
HONEST TRAILERS "Dark Knight Rises"
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"how come everybody in gotham could figure out that bruce wayne was batman except for commissioner gordon?"
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BAHAHAA this 3rd installment was HORRID!

HONEST TRAILERS "Hunger Games"
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"a film that forces two actors with no chemistry to awkwardly fall in love... it's basically a rip-off of BATTLE ROYALE."
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BAHAHAA so honest!

140601
if you'll permit me, I'll hold your hand till the end of this world.

140602
I'm having TENA withdrawals. I'm not functioning right. so this is what being lovesick feels like.

I wanna make it up to her. this girl is so fascinating. I never wanted anyone this badly. she's gonna bear my child.

could've sworn it was Tuesday!
whaddaheo? I must be that tired.

I'm craving you so much. you're my appetizer, main course, dessert, and AFTER PARTY!

in your lifetime, you are usually only dealt one or two truly compatible other. and it's your own fault if you don't act on those opportunities. run into a total stranger you like? ask for their number on the spot. taken? steal them away! be bold, be brave; don't live with regrets. don't ask yourself "what if?", but "why not?"
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I wouldn't have met this beautiful stranger if I hesitated. she's made my world even more enjoyable. she's like a star, she is my sunshine.

140603
she unknowingly wrecked my engagement to my toxic girlfriend, and I LOVE her for that! my one and only savior.
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sometimes, a beautiful stranger would come into your world and turn it upside down.

great feeling to know that a famous artist like ALVIN LEE invested his time to draw something original just for me! got this from a convention a while back. CAMMY is one of my faves with those LEGS!

to newcomers on my wall, I'm uncensored. you've been warned. BAHAHAA

I remember my first glimpse of your face,
I saw you smile, then I smiled
I was straight blown away
mesmerized by your beauty...
how could one be so beautiful?
I don't understand...
sometimes I wonder why our paths decided to collide
we started as perfect strangers...
infatuation to love
now you're my whole entire world...
it's just a blessing to have you in my life
I was destined to be with you
my privilege, so amazing, no question...
I don't know, but my heart is saying that you're the one for me
please believe me, I'm exactly where i wanna be...
you make me wonder why
you are a beautiful mystery
every note carved into musical history
a simile, a metaphor, words not enough to entrust to you
trust that it's true...
this is to everything that you are
the wild earth, a child's birth, sun, moon, and the STARS...
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EPIK HIGH "map the soul"
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143 SWD

ANH: you're such a sweetheart.
SELDON: Anh ur the fcuking awesomest guy. yeah I just made up that word lol
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haa I think she's excited.

140604
you interfered with my life. I'mma interfere with yours. I want to see you everyday.

140605
I wonder if you'd still seek me out if I had amnesia. would you bother getting to know me again, and remind me why I loved you? although you'd be a stranger, my heart would still respond the same way.

TIP: watch the FARGO film before you get to episode 4 of this well-written crime series. they both tie in together!

140607
she doesn't need to hear about my exes cuz she's the one for me, and she knows I'll be good to her.

thoughts of you just make me smile uncontrollably. you are my happy drug.

it's not infatuation, and it's more than lust. I know this is love. never felt this way about anyone before. you're my goddess.

a galpal told me a love like mine is hard to come by. it just dawned on me... she's right.

140609
if you don't fair well at INCHEONWON, I really don't wanna see you again. especially vegetarians and those who cannot even use chopsticks!

ANH: another galpal returned to her physically abusive ex for the Nth time. I'm done helping.
SUNNY: maybe you need to beat her. haa

forever with you is where i wanna be... my baby.

just gave my trusted car washer/detailer VAL more business at my workplace. don't hesitate to call him to get yours washed and vacuumed, peaches! tell him you were referred by ANH!
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714-720-2901

"you're not just a girl. you're more like the air and sea. I want you so desperately... I'll never do you any harm. I'll give to you the moon and stars..."

you cannot help those who won't help themselves. don't bother wasting your efforts.

140610
SELDON: I had to go to the clinic yesterday.
ANH: haa tell him to cut deeper. he keeps doing it wrong.

funny I happen to be listening to "she will always be a broken girl... he'll never get you. you can find a better man..."

you're amazing. you're the one for me. that will never change.

you have no reason not to trust me. I won't do you any wrong.

scrumptious eyecandy fem colleagues are such a huge plus!

"so many things I wanna say... so many things I wanna do. I can make it up to you. I believe we'll find a way..."
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I can't say it enough, but I love you, Tena.

DON is the only one who still doesn't know how extraordinary you are. he needs to mingle with you more. TENA makes me feel ALIVE!

140611
no one really changes overnight, or at all. you just have to love them or leave them.

you'll make me the happiest man on earth. I absolutely believe that.

I'd pick you over winning the lottery. you are worth so much more to me.

all of my serious exes married the next guy within a year. she's the only one who returned.

GALPAL: TENA is borderline Aries/Taurus, a cusp with dual qualities. which make her different, complex, more interesting; and they tend to be smarter.

I won't message JOY. don't wanna reopen Pandora's box. I much prefer what's in Tena's bento box.

140612
my best Christmas was actually when you bothered to show up last minute at my place in your pretty black dress. i don't think I love you, I know i do.

INCHEONWON MEATING!
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if any of you peaches are vegetarian, please stay home. BAHAHAA

140613
“My love as deep; the more I give to thee, / The more I have, for both are infinite.” ~Shakespeare

I don't usually date Viets, but when I do... it's TENA NGUYEN!

140614
whenever i see you, I can't help but smile. you make me happy.

140616
life is so precious. even those I seldom see are important to me; they just don't know it.

"happy girls are the prettiest" ~ Audrey Hepburn
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you absolutely are, Tena.

"in your wedding dress... thought I lost you, I gave you away... you're all that I have left..."
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this might just be fate. 143

"can I get it through to you? I never meant to say those words... I miss you everyday..."

you're everything a woman should be.

ANH: JOY said she didn't like any girl's names that end in "A"... then TENA showed up. haa
CRYSTAL: It's the universe's way of giving her the opportunity to face her issues. she failed.

money means nothing if you have no one to share it with.

140617
silly rabbit, raves are for kids!

many things about you make you unique and extremely attractive. this is coming from a guy who's met enough women... and pretentious "women". you're not a fish, you're a UNICORN!

whether you like it or not, you're already are an influential and significant person in my life.

KY: How come you nver come to pasadena :(
ANH: aww, for me, it's a long drive! why don't you move down here already! OC can use more of you!
KY: haa it's a long drive from pasadena to OC too!
ANH: but LA peeps are more used to long commutes. your drives back from work is usually an hour! mine is 10 min!
KY: your life is so hard.

140618
happenstance... the universe is bringing you back on the right path... the one I crossed with you.

140619
anyone can be a mother, but it takes someone special to be a mom.

from all the girls I've met, you are the sweetest, kindest, and prettiest.

thoughts of you fill my heart. I want to kiss you for a long time.

you're the one I want to protect.

smart women can also be emotionally clueless. their level of education does not matter at all. I know that for sure.

HANNIBAL RISING is basically DEXTER the movie. a truly underrated bloody good time.

don't just make a living, make a life. stop and enjoy it as much as possible. don't just live to work, work to live!

140620
you don't have to marry me or have children with me. just stay and be my baby. you've already turned my world upside down. and I don't want it any other way.

140621
"the people you love become ghosts inside of you. and like that, you keep them alive."
...
TAEYANG "1AM"

140622
"the whole world is ours if you would just take my hand..." you don't have to be scared.

you're so amazing, you could even turn some girls GAY!

TENA is at the very top of the best desserts. she might even top macarons!

140623
"if you never try, you'll never know..."

you're my goddess with broken wings. I'll help you fly again, sweetie. I'll be your pillar.

you are torn and broken cuz you were meant for me.

I only gave you space to study in Japan. I still loved you.

I miss holding you so much. you still mesmerize me.

you need to have more of an optimistic view about everything. you ARE destined for greatness and happiness cuz goddammit you deserve it!

also considered extremely lucky if you happen to open your mouth when a bird makes a drop.

140624
the TYRANT 2-hour pilot episode on FX was an engaging mid-eastern political drama. I don't care much for politics, but this series looks frakkin' GOOD!

140627
some college girls have gone full retard trying all kinds of drugs, but never recovered.

140628
"this is not a love story. this is a story about love."
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500 Days of Summer
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everything happens for a reason.

SKITS MAY

140501

sorry peaches, i'mma have to stop posting my monthly SKITS blog link due to one precious person even i would like to keep private. she might just be... my everything.

Jess Nguyen? Jeff Poh? Chris Vu? Aef Pavinee? Crystal Mira?... you people know where you stand in my book!

i actually don't have much of a sweet tooth, but i do enjoy her when i can. 

DUNG: oh, so TENA was the one you went to have noodles with!

ANH: yeah, she's the one who ordered "mi xao sa te"! i wanted some of her.

CONAN: a boy has been awarded for the record set for solving a RUBIK's cube with one hand... the 15-year old is less proud about the record set with his OTHER hand.

140502

hmm... now to get KITTY DDD back into my circle... 

ALEXANDRA DADDARIO and her extraordinary EYES! AAARGH

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quite the stunner for a white girl.

140503

seriously, can we just make ALEXANDRA DADDARIO into the next WONDER WOMAN already?!

feel free to post almost anything on my wall, peaches! as long as it's not something that will prompt me to delete you. BAHAHAA

what's with those guys who can never get over their breakups? ugh... don't they know their exes will always come back? BAHAHAA

ANH: YVONNE may have tightened her face; hence her lacking facial expressions. 

behind those frozen selcas, she is really smiling BIG!

JESS: haa is she up for inspection?

ANH: i'll get a closer look when i meet her. i'll check her puppies too. 

i would do any color at any time.

i'll be inspecting her "twins" to see if they're real too. trust me, my top heavy ex has turned me into an expert.

GU FAMILY BOOK

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don't you just wanna smack SUZY across the face with a BIG FISH and ask, "why... so... UGLY?!" (screams like a fangirl)

140504

GALPAL: i'm fatter than before. haa

ANH: omifrakkingod, one more cup size! and i'm a LEGSMAN! 

GALPAL: haa oh boy, you like thunder thighs?

ANH: i LOVE BRISKETS!

SUPERVISOR: nicole is my cousin. she's gonna be working with us for the summer.

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well, don't mind if i do! haa

i've given up on bringing my friend-count back down to magic number 69.

SAMSUNG NOTE pro with a 12.2" capacitive screen and a pressure-sensitive stylus!  

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you don't need more than 32 GB of drive space unless all you do is watch videos instead of doing WORK! trust me, i move my work often via dropbox and gmail.

come to me when you're done dating little boys.

some people's true personality is either too lame, nasty, or both, they're better off just keeping it sealed and masquerade to the public.

SECRET LOVE AFFAIR

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this kseries centers around the forbidden relationship between a piano teacher and her prodigy student. 

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top-notch acting from both YOO AH IN and KIM HEE AE with a superb, mature, and engaging storyline. 

140505

i usually don't hate... but when i do... you get blacklisted from INCHEONWON!

"it's not very likely you'll become the world's greatest dad, if you cannot entertain a child without using an ipad... we're a generation of idiots; smartphones and dumb people..."

...

this is why i hardly check my phone while i'm out with friends. i enjoy human interaction.

half of you peaches need to disconnect from technology and connect with REAL people! get out there and get some human interaction for crying-out-loud! JEBUS!

i also hardly have time for video games anymore; being productive is more appealing and satisfying to me.

140506

was just attacked by a tiny poodle walking to my door. would've kicked it hard in the face if it was a pitbull. whaddaheo?!

some stranger just followed me on instacrap. should i just tell them to use facebook?

suicidal peeps are depressing. i'd push them all over a cliff if i could.

ANH: takes too much effort for a girl to please another... unless she wears a dildo.

FEM: yeah, it's just the nature of the genders. girls need a dildo, boys need a hole.

ANH: BAHAHAA plug'n'play!

140507

friends who are hardly active on facebook hardly exist. out of sight, out of mind.

140508

ANH: i'mma catch SPIDERMAN 2 with her tomorrow!

colleague: but i heard it's not as good.

ANH: regardless, i'm there for the eyecandy. haa

colleague: that's what a good computer with a 4K ultra HD monitor is for.

...

haa he thought i meant the movie!

MOM: what do you wanna eat?

ANH: TENA.

MOM: you want rabbit meat?

some fool drove 2 hours to see this lousy ex of mine; found out that she was really sick and was sent home. LAME! i won't even drive more than 30 min ANYWHERE; like an empty hospital, i'm outta patience! BAHAHAA

ANH: without makeup and still... wow.

GALPAL: Hahaha Anh u r amazing!!

ANH: i certainly wouldn't mind waking up to this face every morning. you're amazing yourself, sonam.

...

i'm always amazed whenever i hear a girl call me "amazing" cuz i really don't expect it. wow, thanks a million, girly!

mom is the most important person in the world.

140512

funny how everyone's wondering about me and her when i only consider her to be like a baby sister.

NUTELLA > HERSHEY's spreads

140514

hate chatting with those who don't even use LOL. i can't tell their mood; emotionless. it's like talking to... wood.

140515

PHO > women > Don? < INCHEONWON!

this girl here [choezom] is such a sweetheart! and nobody can say otherwise cuz only ANH's opinions matter. go back to your studies and focus, ugly!

140516

jebus, filtering and editing through these wedding photos, seems like the bride prefers to keep her eyes closed. slowest blinker EVER! (delete delete!) we should've taped them open... or at least draw eyes on her lids.

140517

i'm sorry i cannot hold your hand. my standards are high.

Megan Lee - 8dayz

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our very own KoreAm MEGAN has finally released her first South Korean single EVER! 

it does sound better than her english version.

140518

ANH: frakkin' prick knocked out first when he's supposed to be the "bartender" for the party... PARTY FOUL! where's my drink?!

FEM: I remember DAVID drew a penis on his sleeping face. haa

ANH: i'd draw balls for his eyes, and a penis for his nose.

FEM: ooh, an elephant with glasses?!

ANH: haa or just super-glue a dildo on his face.

she is an alpha female. definitely not for guys who lack confidence.

some peeps shouldn't even bother organizing events when they have no idea how to interact with everyone. jebus, it really isn't that difficult to be a host!

facebook: which books have you read?

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reading is for LOSERS!

140520

BEWARE of those who keep losing friends and cannot get along with people... MAJOR red flag!

it's better to love everything than hate everything. 

140521

CRYSTAL: wanna see the background I designed for one of the scenes from my project for Motion Graphics?

ANH: show me the whole kitty-in-a-poodle.

140522

it's a privilege and an honor being around her. she's so sweet, smart, and funny!

ANH: once you nail French--

SHE: puntended!

ANH: all other latin languages are quite easy to pick up.

FEM: I would say Chinese is one of the hardest languages.

ANH: also Arabic and the ever-so-angry GERMAN! EINZ ZWEI DREI!

ELENA: ooh, you know what you look like? one of those TWILIGHT vampires!

ANH: haa i heard that one before! and Don? is a werewolf!

that fool is useless as a father; doesn't feed, change, read, or even play with those adorable kids. it's like he's given up on being... a real man.

"and all that i can see is my future in your hand... just to be with you..."

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never thought i'd consider marrying this one. 143

about that springroll at the restaurant

...

ANH: would you like to eat my--

TENA: DON'T! nooo.

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haa she already knew i'd throw out an ANHnuendo in public!

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ANH: but tena, i can't eat my own.

TENA: haa that's a disturbing visual.

140523

i'm allowed to bring my nephew to see X-MEN as long as there are no drinking with friends in the theater. WOOHOO!

ANH: so when are you showing up? 5 min?

DON: no, make it an hour. all five of my tires have blown out.

ANH: jebus, even your spare? that one doesn't even NEED air!

DON: i dunno...

ANH: why don't you sign up for a mail-order bride? some might want you for your looks! BAHAHAA

Don?: hey... some like ugly men too!

ANH: your favorite decade is the 80's! when looking gay was hip. haa

Don?: the GAYTIES!

DAVID: BAHAHAA i hate it.

TENA: i'm not that smart. i just make you think i am.

...

says the one aiming for her PhD! haa

140526

my most legendary ugly galpal CHIME has resurfaced, peaches!

she's just hiding from her 700 creeping friend requests on facebook. haa

GALPAL: i never asked. what IS your type, anh?

ANH: latinas or asians who look south korean. haa

TRANCE with James McAvoy was excellent! Rosario Dawson going full frontal didn't hurt either.

i'm sorry, you can open your own door, you have arms.

140527

again, i won't date this ugly galpal cuz i don't wanna fcuk up our beautiful friendship.

140529

i find her very interesting. she makes me beg for more. i like intelligence with modesty.

peeps think a large steak does the trick. NO! i don't have that weak texan appetite, i'm KOREAN! you need BRISKETS with ALL the side dishes at INCHEONWON, peaches!

SELDON finally worked up the courage to leave him. told her to become wiser and stronger without being bitchy. real men don't beat women unless it's self-defense. that prick is a fcukup.

"you would not have made this connection with [her] without reason. i think you're responding to something from her because she wants you too... all you need to do is forget that she's married..."

...

360

140530

KITTY: it's not all about you, ANH. 

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no, it's not. i just happen to post more, DDD-cup MEDUSA!

140501

"you know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." 

...

Dr Seuss

KY: when are you free for the photoshoot? 

ANH: I'll shoot so much of you, you'll get sick of yourself.

KY: eww NO! 

...

haa apparently, she wants to shoot me for a change!

TENA: That's hilarious! Where would anyone find a bear that big?

ANH: everything big is in Texas, but the big heart belongs to you.

no matter what happens, I'mma give my all to the next serious candidate.

"don't look at me, don't smile at me, just close your eyes... I'm so impressed by you... you are so divine..." ~ OMD

"if you wanna believe in love, make someone love you. don't be the one who loves." 

...

BAD MAN

140502

I'mma take the red pill and see how deep this wabbit hole goes.

...

so happy I'm still significant in your life, sweetie.

if I knew it'd be alright to talk to you like this, I would've kept in touch more often. I always wanted the best for the one I always loved. everyone needs a shoulder to cry on...

nephew: you should try and kiss auntie TENA.

...

TENA: He didn't say that... It's your imagination! 

ANH: trust me, I would never lie to you, Tena.

I tell people like it is, he tells people what they wanna hear. 

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VOTE for me, peaches!

ANN: i lost weight and 1 whole cup size, but i gained it all back! i still have my boobs. haa

140503

ANH: I don't like soy sauce. I would only eat auntie TENA with soy sauce.

nephew: really? cuz she's beefy? 

ANH: yes, that wabbit is beefy.

140504

RYAN:  the atmosphere is a big border to the moon and stars! lol

ANH:  I'm a rocketman, and she's absolutely worth the giant leap.

"I'm a space man in a rocket ship and your heart's the moon... you take my breath away, you're a supernova."

I'm taken by your mesmerizing smile, sunshine. you're like a star.

"to fall asleep with the person that you love and to wake-up together in the morning is a real miracle." 

...

Wonderful Mama_Kseries

140505

I'mma be frank with you...

FRANK: NOT all babies are beautiful! some hideous ones do grow up into attractive adults though. and some beautiful babies... I don't know what happened.

EX: You're so weird. Why you still kept photos of me? 

ANH: why not? I only delete bad memories. I have no reason to forget you.

"ugly is... broken is... the new beautiful." 

...

EPIK HIGH

HAPPY MEXICAN!

today should be "all taco, all day Monday!"

colleague: that lazy ass isn't picking up customers' calls. I have to do it all myself.

ANH: oh, TIFFANY isn't ignoring those calls... she's sleeping.

140506

Asian girls who don't date Asian guys are really girls no Asian guys really want.

ANH: if your mom was just 5 years younger, I'd date her.

Don: you, Sickfreak & Roy!

"The Bad Boy... he'll make you cry as much or more as he makes you laugh. underneath it all, you suspect he has a heart of gold... and he probably does..." 

...

wow, sounds a lot like me. I'm sorry, girly.

JANETH: BAHAHAA why do you like me? 

ANH: you're Mexican and your TAMALES! haa

stop posting yourself coupling with  the person who only likes you as a friend, peaches. it's pathetic.

140507

SHE: galpal? How does she know who I am or how I look?

ANH: haa you're famous with some of my close galpal. they're girl-crushing you.

SHE: Dude.... No way.... (#^.^#)

"every time I look at you, I'm proud that you're mine. you just got the shape, the shape that I like... the only one for me... you're the best damn girl..." ~Taio Cruz

"I don't need to ever replace. I'm not going nowhere. you should know that I don't need no other one. all I need is you..."

I know the difference between infatuation and pity. she's like a star to me.

I find that the bitchy looking ones tend to be the nicest.

"if you need a friend, don't look to a stranger. you know in the end, I'll always be there... I promise you I will..." ~When in Rome

"and if I have to walk the world and make you fall for me, I promise you I will..."

I am so very thankful for your parents giving you life. kiss your mother for me.

mother's day? I don't know about you peaches, but mother's day is everyday for me.

140508

I laughed so hard, I spilled coffee on myself. MORNIN', peaches!

stop using the term FAM BAM! sounds like a frakkin' family orgy party!

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and SELFIE sounds like masturbation! 

...

Don: what is K.Y.? 

JON: PENIS! 

JOY: jizzed

she doesn't say "your mother", but already saying "mom" instead, and I'm loving it.

I'm absolutely pro-life, but that show "19 kids and counting" is RIDICULOUS! 

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CONAN: it's like "hoarders", but instead of dead cats, it's live babies!

140509

ANH: I'm meeting her for SPIDERMAN 2! 

FEM: YAY! and make sure you pay! ANH: haa I'll try and pay alright, but she's most likely gonna stop me. she never wants to owe or be burdensome.

FEM: No, it's a test. Fight for it! 

ANH: I'll punch her in the face and pay for it! don't worry, Asian noses don't break so easily!

140510

what? no soap at Carl's Jr?! only in America is there more cheese than soap!

140511

no more Western Digital! this is like their third external drive failing on me! I do work them hard but this is ridiculous!

140512

backseats are sooo convenient!

140513

I'll have my tiny dumb ex's character, KITTY, drive a Smart Car; and my Thai ex, JOY, drive... an elephant. 

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JOY: haa omigod, ONG BAK!

strange how my nephew has no idea what GAY means. guess they're afraid he might turn into one if he understood that word. whaddaheo?

140514

SHE: Play "Draw Something 2" with me! Warning! I suck at it. Bare with me!

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it's like playing PICTIONARY against a team with an artist. haa FINE!

why YES! I will wear your glasses on top on my own, ugly KYUNGRI!

ROUND X!

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I would post more about the gym, but... I don't need it! BAHAHAA

150515

Draw Something 2

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I'm afraid to start a drawing game with another cuz I only wanna concentrate on you. puntended! 

...

that's devotion.

we have undeniably great chemistry, and that's absolutely difficult to find.

dunno how your parents raised you, but they must've done something right.

clueless people are still jogging under this horrid weather.

140518

ANH: would you do X-MEN with us? KY: that sounds dirty. BAHAHAA

TENA: how long are your lunches? I'm very tight this week.

ANH: jizzed.

"an instrument is nothing until you play it; same thing goes with people... I once wanted a nice instrument, but my heart was not there; it was just an item, regardless of how valuable it is... cherish and adore what you have with all of your heart." 

...

Secret Love Affair_Kseries

140519

"You don’t need a book to tell you how you ought to live your life. You can live your life by whatever philosophy you wish — as long as you found truths that satisfy you."

140520

"here's what Facebook is doing to your brain..." video

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wow, this is so on target! we ARE incapable of knowing more than 150 people! I'mma have to delete more... starting with family.

splitting headache working contract project... at work!

another post I regret commenting on cuz their comments keep coming! BAHAHAA

MOM: you want Japanese or Vietnamese salad dressing? 

ANH: I want Tena.

female leads falling for the most monotonous guys in these Kseries. whaddaheo?

140521

ANH: please, make it--

Naomi: rain

MAY... 2NE1!

I'm really not one for small talks. I'd communicate with you if I want to.

sweetie, I wanna shoot you in the rain. I'mma have my native Indian friend, Don, do the rain dance. 

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TENA: Lol. He can do the rain dance?!?!?! w(°ｏ°)w

making you laugh is my mission. I only want tears of joy from you. I love you, baby.

being oblivious about the news altogether helps me calm my mind and be so much more carefree.

you keep me inspired, you're my passion, you're my strength.

CONAN: what? Norm, that was your story?! that was a 40 min story! 

ANDY: yeah, it's like he's saying, " hey, lemme show you something!"; then takes you on a 4-mile walk just to show you a dog turd.

140522

I've found my muse. she's been here all along. she's like a star.

"all that i can see is my future in your hand... in your wedding dress to have and to hold... thought I lost you. I gave you away..." 

...

Matt Nathanson

she just lunched with me. her presence is unparalleled. she's made my day... again. I'm still daydreaming.

SHE: 143 823

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she still has feelings for me. this is surreal.

DAVID: I'm glad to see you're happy.

ANH: I've always been, but I'm on cloud 9 with her.

you're those amazing girls guys are inspired to write love songs about.

mom is liking the thrilling BATES MOTEL series. I'mma have her watch the PSYCHO films too!

CRYSTAL: you have hot spots for yummy food in your area. you and Don can have your dates there! 

ANH: I much prefer dating Tena. she has female parts.

you've already begun to make me into a better man. I don't ever wanna disappoint you, sweetie.

"you're the only one that ever was... still holding on, still number one... i remember everything. I remember you..."

140523

KITTY's nose is the feminine version of RICHs

140525

ANH: she's like a baby sister, but it feels so RIGHT! 

DON: so WRONG! nobody puts "sister"  and "RIGHT" in the same sentence like that!

ANH: BAHAHAA this is ANH.

GALPAL: wow Ethan, you're gonna be a ladykiller when you grow up! you know what that means? 

NEPHEW: uh, no.

ANH: haa you're gonna have many galpals! 

NEPHEW: like you, uncle? 

...

BAHAHAA

140526

SELDON: I would do Don if he was the last man on earth.

140527

can you see the photos? can you see how heart warming your smile is? it makes me breathless. how can one be so desirable? 

je pense à toi. tu me manques.

FEM: so how's RICH? 

ANH: who's that? haa dunno what happened. that guy just stopped talking to me. 

FEM: oh, fcuk him! that weirdo's fcuking ugly! 

...

BAHAHAA this galpal always has my back, no matter what! so BIASED!

"j'aime deux choses, toi et la rose. la rose pour un jour, toi pour toujours." ~Yvonne

jebus, I just sent a love quote to the wrong girl.

140528

ANH: "j'aime deux choses, toi et la rose. la rose pour un jour, toi pour toujours." 

SHE: I don't know French, you Korean man! 

ANH: in that case, I'll speak to you en espagnol! me llamo JUAN. ¿como estas? ¡te quiero tu briskets con queso! ¡mi churros en chocolate es delicia!

correction, I may be qualingual. I knew more Spanish than my white-washed Latina ex. BAHAHAA

there's a reason why Clara Lee usually plays the woman married men are after... frakkin' SHEKSHY!

140529

thank you for accepting me into your world the first time, beautiful stranger.

TENA, I can't help it. you got me with your smile. I'm wishfully reaching for the green light.

TENA: ∑(O_O；)

ANH: haa are you high on meth there?! whaddaheo? 

TENA: Im looking while trying to not smile. Haha

ANH: BAHAHAA I hate you! you can't, your face is like a dolphin's; it comes with a permanent smile! 

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I love that ugly! such a clown for such a classy woman.

140531

I dreamt about you.

don't lose faith in it. you'll never have to doubt my love for you. I'll take you to the moon and back.

"if I should call you up... and you say you belong to me... [I'd lose my mind]. imagine how the world would be, so very fine. so happy together..."