SKITS NOV

131101
KY: my boyfriend was so confused when we left. haa is Don? VIET or JAP? is he married or not? is his wife REAL?!
ANH: i. dunno... he's under witness protection program.

INCHEONWON!
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ANH: hey sarvy! you want (picks up a small grilling piece of small intestines) Don?'s thing?
DON: INAPPROPRIATE!
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Ky?: hey, how do you know when the spicy pork is done?
ANH: when it's the way filipinos like their meat... BURNT!
Jonas?: INAPPROPRIATE!

131102
Don?: most of what ANH posts online isn't true, he's just paraphrasing.
Ky?: haa but that's still the TRUTH!
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BAHAHAA i can't argue with that!

SERA [nine muses]
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didn't know koreams could be this ugly.

legendary Ky Le? and Don Vu? in one episode?!
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JEFF: mind... BLOWN!
SANTA: they DO exist!

"LOL nO, mY r3pLi3s R dis ANnoYin6 cUz am t3xtin6 U fR0m a 9 di6it f0ne!"
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haa upgrade anyone?

don't stop typing when you see me typing cuz...
"i don't wanna miss a thing!"

131104
JEFF: TROUBLEMAKER's new album is GOOD!
ANH: yes, that mini album is BOMB!
ALFONSO: like INCHEONWON.
APPLE: and SAMSUNG!

"APPLE uses SAMSUNG screens, then sues them for copyright."
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whaaat? evil empire, indeed. another reason to steer away from them.

hungry for kyungri!
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NINE MUSES

131105
just confirmed it, Don? does NOT hate INCHEONWON. he just cannot handle that much beef... like a MAN!

131106
KANG SORA promoting ICING
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this is the rice wine soda INCHEONWON VP treated me to. tastes so harmless, a worker there didn't even know it had liquor! BAHAHAA

KANG SORA | "ugly alert" kseries
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be nice to the duckglies in high school; they tend to get the last laugh in the real world.

FEM: Don's wife doesn't look Japanese to me though. haa but then again, some japanese look totally different from what i thought.
ANH: well, some faces are never meant for TV. it burns my eyes just thinking about her.

ANH: Don? is a japanese surfer with zero skills. he even attempted snowboarding. good god, with his brittle body? can you say "no health insurance"? that clown never graduated from the bunny slope.
FEM: haa that sounds painful. I never graduated from the bunny slope skiing!
ANH: haa you get a free pass! he's supposedly... a man.

FEM: Don? tried surfing?
ANH: no, with his agility, sharks would catch him before he catches a wave.

FEM: sweat dreams!
FEM: *sweet haa
ANH: haa don't mind if i do!

131107
do both with SOYU; boobing and legging. no more need for coitus. hot steamy vaginas are overrated!

131108
i apologize for deleting those who haven't been active online. i assumed you... died.

131111
alright, just got home from work... let's get to work!

colleague: haa you look happy working, smiling at your desk.
ANH: oh really? it's the MUSIC!
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MISS A, peaches!

131113
"According to a survey done last year by SelectSpecs.com, glasses make men up to 75 percent more sexually attractive to women. In fact, men were considered sexier, more employable, trustworthy and intelligent when wearing glasses."
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meninsider.com

131114
absolutely no work-after-work for me tonight! i'mma give myself a frakkin' break for once!

jeff just mentioned tacos, yet i'm craving ALERTO's scrumptious carne asada BURRITO!

female wingmen are the SHIITAKE!

regular mushrooms taste much better than poisonous ones.

YOUTUBE Downloader only NOW can download videos in 1080p?! (131115)

been raping the REPLAY button on GD's "ROD" and Taeyang's "RINGA" back to back. jebus, i need to sleep like all of the other losers.

131116
i unsubscribe from youtube channels that won't let me download. SHARE, dammit!

131118
don't know how long i can bite my tongue until i blow up.

slow breaths... you don't wanna see me angry. peeps usually think they're about to get murdered when i am.

i hardly ever slam doors as well; that's frakkin' immature and never helps.

i'm about to commit a coup d'etat.

it's not the ones who easily snap at everything, but the ones who suppress their anger that you should beware of. listening to unrivaled KPOP to calm myself down...

those mofos who only talk to you the first day you add them, then never to be heard from again... thanks, auntie!

i really don't know how to react when anyone announces someone's passing; i don't lack compassion, just empathy.
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DON: you really don't know how to LOVE!

my own korean girl band would be called NDORFNZ.

lemme know when you're single again. i'm waiting, girly.

i'm sorry for the peeps who never have anybody visiting their page.

the dood can't even lift a mere 20-pound box. useless T-REX arms!

JEFF: KPOP is great for the gym! running on treadmill and pumping iron to ballads.

the dood is too sensitive; he may just faint at the sight of blood. he cannot be my accomplice; his useless T-REX arms cannot carry a BODY!

BOARDWALK EMPIRE... episode 1
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produced by Mark Wahlberg & Martin Scorcese
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This mobster series is extremely well-made

131119
GALPAL: omo, why are korean celebs sooo charismatic?!
ANH: fashion-sense and GREAT dentists!

131120
anyone still using VERIZON, you are being fcuked sideways.

HTC one V
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always drop my phone and always wonder why the screen never breaks...
it's GORILLA GLASS! haa failed again iPHONE!

women turning guys down left and right. then they get desperate and marry anyone they can find... HILARIOUS!

asian girls on dating sites are not the ones asian guys even consider attractive... but to white guys, they're HOT! BAHAHAA meh!

you mean to tell me facebook now allows you to tag more than 6 peeps per comment?! WOOHOO!

LIM KIM
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Melon Music Awards' Best New Artist!

my name is really just 3 letters. how can one fcuk it up and spell it "AHN"?

131122
my KPOP dealer, kandyman Jeff Poh?, fell off his treadmill when i linked him to this shot of HELLOVENUS at the BIFF red carpet. seriously, LIME?! jizzed

i shall now officially change my name to: INCHEONWanh!

131123
ANH: ooh, can i have some of those chicken tenders?
CHEF: sure, but those are for kids.

131125
DON: jess is like a russian hitwoman; before you can even say anything, she'd silence you with one shot from under the table.
ANH: she'd shoot your mexican neighbor's rooster before it even gets the chance to wake you up *POOF* feathers flying everywhere!
JESS: (holds the rooster by the ankles) we have LUNCH!

it's absolutely frakkin' crazy what kinds of quality people you can get to know on facebook just by opening up.

131126
DON: aww come on, ANH! you know this song!
DAVID: eww
ANH: dunno Don?, i left the 80s... in the 80s.

don't ever doubt me, when i say someone is a quality friend, they ARE a quality friend!

JEFF: between those two friends of yours, it's like a real life Kdrama!
ANH: omo, more like a japanese HORROR!

week-long conversations with those who take forever to reply are LAME! you forget what the original topic was about. BAHAHAA ugh

worldly kpop-loving foodies UNITE, peaches!

131127
WOMAN: is it a part-time job?
MAN: no, working for me will take up your entire life. in exchange, you'll be allowed to look at my face EVERYDAY.
WOMAN: omo, my whole life is not even worth your handsome face!
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BEL AMI dramedy kseries
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BAHAHAA IU takes her comedic role sooo seriously! i still can't believe what she did with his toothbrush!

i just received a friend request from Trial Offer. is that a real person? should i be concerned?

"parent pressures gay son to change" (newspaper header)
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wow, "if stupidity was fatal"... humanity cannot be this ignorant; brainwashing cannot be this simple!

you know what's obnoxious...? the word OBNOXIOUS! 'NOYIN'!

thank you google chrome for losing all of my tabs, once again.

i've come to terms that most of the peeps i meet at parties are total BORES without their alcohol. why does socializing have to feel like such a chore?!

131128
just watched THE AVENGERS again... it's technically THE HULK's SHOW! BAHAHAA LIKE LIKE

with the exception of a very few, korean-americans are really just not korean enough for me. bleh...

store owner: wow, are you a singer?!
ANH: uh no, but i don't hold back with KARAOKE! haa
JEFF: omo, NORAEBANG!

no turkey, thank-you. we're just not that american. haa

"Why bring a child into this world?" video
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i keep asking myself this question
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"this world needs more good guys."

131129
i just ran out of peaches to tag.

king TUPAC's hologram performs at COACHELLA 2012
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"ain't nothing but a gangsta party"

131107
Almond Joy & Kit Kat
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my two favorite peaches

131108
SON: you should go to church and confess for your sins.
MOTHER: I'm Buddhist!
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HEIRS Kseries

MASAKI: will I be a burden to you?
KEIGO: yes, a very precious burden.
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God, Give Me More Time JSERIES

131111
seems a lot like most peeps have no idea how to grill beef intestines right! EPIC FAIL!

131114
colleague: your ex should have her DDDs reduced! too big, she can't exercise!
ANH: military-grade sport bras.

131115
Yahoo Messenger
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fem olleague: so who asked you to come in? lady boss or guy boss?
ANH: guy boss, the socially awkward one.
fem colleague: BAHAHAA OK this window. this conversation never happened.
ANH: I'mma screenshoot this and make it a wallpaper.

ANH: can you find me a shot of a brunette instead?
brunette Cassie: why are you discriminating against blondes, huh?
ANH: cuz brunettes are sexier.
brunette Cassie: true.

HURRAY for eyecandies in the workplace! love those uglies who are fashionable!

131116
I absolutely must filter and edit my photos before sharing them online; that includes people chewing their food... and upskirts.

131118
I have to say, there are very few jazz sounds I can stand. I fall asleep easily.

131119
in one ear, out the other. why so SERIOUS? can't hear you, music is more important!

I'm always happy to help others, I seldom feel like it's a burden or a duty.

BRIAN: you like wireless or corded phones?
ANH: nothing better than corded cell phones!

131121
my fem colleague thinks she's a little fat. if you call having some mad curves to grab onto, I strongly disagree!

"c'est fou comme on se ressemble. quand tu tombes, moi je pleure; quand j'ai frois, toi tu tembles..."
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SNIPER

so many people make promises, but don't deliver. I always under-promise, then BAM! I over-deliver! be more professional, slackers.

131122
episode 6... the governor is BACK!

131123
HOST: you're very lucky, my cousin didn't come with just one, but THREE girls!
ANH: haa I'm not here for the girls! I'm here for the FOOD!

131127
I need a more powerful phone. I could update statuses 4 times as fast and as many.