SKITS - SEPTEMBER

100901
Anh: I miss the uglies. Why don't you line 'em up in terms of who's the ugliest for me. Starting with your wife

Anh: so I'll stop by your place 9ish tonight?
Don: uh ok
Anh: wanna grab some boba?
Don: uh no it'll be too late. I'm just being realistic
Anh: how about you be fantastic and say yes?
Don: haa seriously?!
Anh: yea they don't just call me mr fantastic 'cuz of my gray hair
Don: hahaa!
Anh: I'm actually fantastic!

(Rich plays chinese soft song with his phone)
Anh: whenever I'm around rich, it feels as though I'm in a chinese restaurant... and he's the manager!

100902
Don: so rich... Do you think I'm smart?
Rich: uh... Smarter than a caveman?

(Bryan working on anh's desktop)
Bryan: oh you don't have a mouse!
Rich: anh doesn't want anything related to disney so he got rid of his mouse

Anh: why do you get everything?
Rich: what can I say? I'm rich

Don: which month were you born in
Rich: meh!

100907
Anh: how old is your exchange student?
Rich: 17
Anh: why don't you date her?
Rich: no thank you
Anh: what's wrong with that?
Rich: whatever, dirty old man!
Anh: what d' you say, you... ASS?!
Rich: dirty old man!
Anh: who looks like one?!

Bryan: rich, why don't eat this whole fruit tart?
Rich: uuh I don't think so
Anh: naah he can't do it
Rich: well that's more motivation for me to do it!
Bryan: I bet you can't kiss jong!

Anh: eh, hobo!
Don: so am I a clown or a hobo?
Anh: you're a hobo clown!

Lang: more sangria please!
Anh: whoa she's already on her 2nd glass!
Lang: yea! I'm drinking for two!
Anh: are you pregnant?!
Rich: hahaa!
Anh: are you guys more than friends?!

100914
Don: yeah i checked out the collectible action figures link you sent me
Anh: so are you getting the "bruce lee as superman" edition?
Don: whatta fuck?! How does that work?

Anh: how about the "bruce lee/chuck norris" special edition in which bruce s head is on chuck s body?
Don: you are soo fucking w me... HELL YEAH!

Facebook status:
now how the frak did my list of friends jump up to 135~?! Delete, delete... I need to take it back down to magic number 69! ...FRAK! I can't delete family members!

100916
Rich: I need to know what all of you guys are doing. I need to be on top of things!
Anh: as opposed to being on top of a woman?
Kyle: hahaa
Anh: nevermind. She'd suffocate under you. You'd crush her

Anh: older women are not as fun to club with as I remembered
Rich: who was older?
Anh: that birthday girl khoa introduced us to was turning 21

100919
New couples sit side by side at a restaurant. Newlyweds sit face to face. And when a couple is fuckin' sick of each other, they sit at different tables

100921
Rich: you know why women like taller men?
Anh: shade?

Rich can't roll his R's so he took french instead of spanish

100922
(facebook status)
Sanjo: digging for change to get a begal
(comment)
Anh: spell check! You meant beagle right?

100923
Rich: kyle, why aren't you and carmen talking to each other?
Anh: they do when they argue
Kyle: haa
Anh: you just can't have two divas in one room, rich
Kyle: I'm not a diva!
Anh: I meant "divo"

Ariel: what's the new car washer's name?
Anh: sam
Ariel: so what happened to the previous one?
Anh: oh val? He'll be back! I can always take my exes back
Mylene: how much is it?
Anh: oh sex is free

Rich: how about some music guys?
Anh: sorry rich, but we don't play american mainstream up here! Just Russian pop opera
Kyle: hey anh! Play opera #2 from vitas!
Rich: no play #4!
Kyle: hahaa there's no such thing!
Anh: he doesn't have that! Only 1 and 2!
Rich: I don't care! Make it work! Make it happen!
Anh: fine, I'll play it twice!
Kyle: hahaa

100927
Rich: Cold like joy
Anh: no she's not always cold. Not when she gets things her way
Don: well, with you she never did!
(mimicks joy) "come on, honchan! Let's go to magic mountain!"
Anh: "no, joy! I'm afraid of... magic!"

100929
(at a restaurant that serves spanish delicacies, the waiter sets the dish of bull's testicles down)
Don: uh.. why are they so small today?
Waiter: sometimes... the bull wins

100930
Anh: women lose their virginity when they sleep with me. However with rich, since he's so holy, they gain it back?! Prostitutes go to him to redeem themselves!

Anh's facebook status:
Tried a korean bbq buffet tonight... Like all of my exes, what a mistake! And I actually DEEPLY regret this one! It made me feel dirty for cheating on INCHEONWON!