SKITS - JUNE

100610
Rich. U shoot blanx anh?
A. Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. How longs ur penis rich?
Rich. 3 inches.. Off da ground! Hahaa
A. I wouldn't brag about having a long penis
Rich. Haa why?
A. So u can perform auto-fellatio?
Rich. Dats jus nasty!
Jong. O yes it is! (with a big smile on his face)

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(in anhs car)
Ena. Do u hav jay sean?
A. from da few American albums I hav, dat I actually do!
Ena. Wat bout Michael Jackson?
A. Uhhh..
D. Anh stopped listenin to him whn--
A. I found out don liked him

A. A wise prophet once said "its alright to share ur bed w children"
D. Aaah.. M.J. right?
A. Yes.. Muhammed Jahid!

100615
Joy n I got a free room at Caesars palace from her cousin. 2 large beds but we didn't evn use m fo dat! Wat a waste! She was mad at me. I dunno wat was up her ass but it wasn't mine

Rich. Was ther an earthquak yesterday Anh?
A. Yea u didn't feel it?
Rich. No I was bz w joy
A. No wonder.. There was enuf shakin there

Rich. Gonna write Bryan a fake parkin ticket. How do u spell "mitsubishi"
Carmen. r u serious?
A. ur fuckin kiddin right?
Rich. Okaaay.. Wat bout "lancer"?
A. Omigod.. U r a true vietnamiz honda driver!

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Mark. So how much mor recordin do we need?
Rich. O mayb 3 seconds. I jus need to squeez in mor meat

Don.. Tell ur mama.. Tambien!

D. so wats da difference between these two red sauces?
Rich. This is Ketchup n this is.. Catchup

100618
Rich. I'm goin to Texas Tuesday
Fujie. Really? Why?
Rich. Fo da show. I get everything wholesale
Anh. Dat includes da prostitutes

100621
Steven Hawkins. So nextime sumone tells u dat u made a mistake. Tell them "its a good thing cuz without dat. there woodnt be neitha u nor me.."
Rich. Dats LAME!
Steven Hawkins. There's no such thing as perfectx
Rich (Mr Perfec). BULLSHIT!

100623
(splinter cell co-op stealth mission)
A. U took out da guy who was clearly talkin to da otha guard!
D. Oops.. Shouldn't I hav done dat?
A. U gav away our fuckin position!

A. Turnbull Canyon has a legend behind it--
D. Uhh.. I don't think I could make it to ur filming there!
A. Dat daznt mean dat anyone who shows up ther gets cursed! Aren't u already cursed workin w Alex everyday? The abominabl dumbman. He's supposed to b a myth but he's real!

A. Alright don. Nice talkin to u but I gotta jet!
D. Wow! So u take a jetplane to get hom?
A. Yea sumtimes. But if I wanna get to my destination twice as fast. I take my car

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Jong. Christophers supposed to call me so I can giv him a heads up but he never did
A. u shood call him up here so u could giv him a handjob--uh.. HEADjob--i meant.. HEADS UP!

Christopher. Hey que pasa bro?! Calm down w da weights! Lay off da steroids!
Jong. Wat ru talkin bout cabron?! Its all natural! (pulls his pants down) see?

(playin jenga on a wobbly table. Don decides to move da tower to da table directly nex to it)
A. Y don't u put it on da crak?
David. Dats wat she said!

100629
Rich. its past midnight. Lang has a long driv home
Lang. yea I hav work tomorro.
A. No Lang.. U can spend da night at my place n go hom at 10 tomorro night

100630
Rich. Anhs helpin me design a system logo fo "general shipping" but Ariel wants his name in it. So we ll call it "Ariel Super Shipping" o "A.S.S."
(in unison) hahaa!
Mylene. O come on! Ariel is sensitiv!
A. K then.. Wil call it "Ariel Sensitiv Shipping" but its still "A.S.S."!
(in unison) hahaa!