Be with You

this japanese film is one of the sweetest most touching story i've seen. this is how love stories should be told. you may recognize Shido Nakamura from jet li's "fearless" where he played his fighting rival. this film is a bona fide gem!

SKITS - JUNE

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Rich. U shoot blanx anh?
A. Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. How longs ur penis rich?
Rich. 3 inches.. Off da ground! Hahaa
A. I wouldn't brag about having a long penis
Rich. Haa why?
A. So u can perform auto-fellatio?
Rich. Dats jus nasty!
Jong. O yes it is! (with a big smile on his face)

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(in anhs car)
Ena. Do u hav jay sean?
A. from da few American albums I hav, dat I actually do!
Ena. Wat bout Michael Jackson?
A. Uhhh..
D. Anh stopped listenin to him whn--
A. I found out don liked him

A. A wise prophet once said "its alright to share ur bed w children"
D. Aaah.. M.J. right?
A. Yes.. Muhammed Jahid!

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Joy n I got a free room at Caesars palace from her cousin. 2 large beds but we didn't evn use m fo dat! Wat a waste! She was mad at me. I dunno wat was up her ass but it wasn't mine

Rich. Was ther an earthquak yesterday Anh?
A. Yea u didn't feel it?
Rich. No I was bz w joy
A. No wonder.. There was enuf shakin there

Rich. Gonna write Bryan a fake parkin ticket. How do u spell "mitsubishi"
Carmen. r u serious?
A. ur fuckin kiddin right?
Rich. Okaaay.. Wat bout "lancer"?
A. Omigod.. U r a true vietnamiz honda driver!

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Mark. So how much mor recordin do we need?
Rich. O mayb 3 seconds. I jus need to squeez in mor meat

Don.. Tell ur mama.. Tambien!

D. so wats da difference between these two red sauces?
Rich. This is Ketchup n this is.. Catchup

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Rich. I'm goin to Texas Tuesday
Fujie. Really? Why?
Rich. Fo da show. I get everything wholesale
Anh. Dat includes da prostitutes

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Steven Hawkins. So nextime sumone tells u dat u made a mistake. Tell them "its a good thing cuz without dat. there woodnt be neitha u nor me.."
Rich. Dats LAME!
Steven Hawkins. There's no such thing as perfectx
Rich (Mr Perfec). BULLSHIT!

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(splinter cell co-op stealth mission)
A. U took out da guy who was clearly talkin to da otha guard!
D. Oops.. Shouldn't I hav done dat?
A. U gav away our fuckin position!

A. Turnbull Canyon has a legend behind it--
D. Uhh.. I don't think I could make it to ur filming there!
A. Dat daznt mean dat anyone who shows up ther gets cursed! Aren't u already cursed workin w Alex everyday? The abominabl dumbman. He's supposed to b a myth but he's real!

A. Alright don. Nice talkin to u but I gotta jet!
D. Wow! So u take a jetplane to get hom?
A. Yea sumtimes. But if I wanna get to my destination twice as fast. I take my car

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Jong. Christophers supposed to call me so I can giv him a heads up but he never did
A. u shood call him up here so u could giv him a handjob--uh.. HEADjob--i meant.. HEADS UP!

Christopher. Hey que pasa bro?! Calm down w da weights! Lay off da steroids!
Jong. Wat ru talkin bout cabron?! Its all natural! (pulls his pants down) see?

(playin jenga on a wobbly table. Don decides to move da tower to da table directly nex to it)
A. Y don't u put it on da crak?
David. Dats wat she said!

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Rich. its past midnight. Lang has a long driv home
Lang. yea I hav work tomorro.
A. No Lang.. U can spend da night at my place n go hom at 10 tomorro night

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Rich. Anhs helpin me design a system logo fo "general shipping" but Ariel wants his name in it. So we ll call it "Ariel Super Shipping" o "A.S.S."
(in unison) hahaa!
Mylene. O come on! Ariel is sensitiv!
A. K then.. Wil call it "Ariel Sensitiv Shipping" but its still "A.S.S."!
(in unison) hahaa!