SKITS OCT

151101
"The people who are successful are the ones who decide to keep going." ~ Anthony Jones

151002
Photoshop CC just crashed my laptop once again. Haa frakkin´ resource HOGGER!

Friday? WOOHOO! NITEY, peaches!

151004
Dammit, I'm only on episode 15 of the original HEROES.

151005
"It isn't faith that makes good science... it's curiosity."
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The Day the Earth Stood Still

151010
My appetite is just not there when it's THIS hot. Great way to lose weight!

151012
Oh, you don't have a Facebook account?! TOODLES then! cuz I solely depend on this social network to see if you're interesting enough for me to hang out with.

151013
Those with trust issues are hilarious; if you don't open up to new relationships, you should stay home... permanently.

151014
Steer clear of Z NATION! It's cheap storytelling and acting. No substitute for your "Walking Dead" craving.

151015
"You bring me sunshine wherever I go. You are like fire when I feel cold... Honestly, you're in my dreams." ~ Secondhand Serenade
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Damn, she still is...

151019
Just wore my underwear backwards. Happens when you rush.

151020
Potential employer: Can we meet at 2 pm? If you have another interview, CANCEL IT!
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Once i hook up with the right company, WHAM! Like that, I get HIRED! They even allow you to VAPE. Whaaat?

Before leaving the interview, the CEO flashed me his belly to show off his large tattoo. Haa genuine art LOVER!

151022
The gardeners blowing nothing at all make for great wake up alarms.

151030
Galpals randomly waking me up with hot shots... Jebus Rice!