SKITS DEC

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10 SEXIEST HAPA (MIXED-ASIAN) WOMEN - AmpedAsia.com
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FCUKjizzed! Jessica Gomes and Aja Dang... and of course, Olivia Munn!

i practically know four languages, yet some peeps can't even juggle basic english. why? HOW?! whaddaheo?

"LOVE is not getting, but giving" ~ Henry Van Dyke

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LOVE the RAIN! i actually don't mind driving in it; it's all those peeps who have no idea how. you know who you are!

jebus, HELLOVENUS' new member Yeoreum looks like SUZY here!

CRYSTAL: ugh, I dunno how I'm going to get these worms out.
ANH: use a wabbit. no wait, aren't they vegetarians? haa
CRYSTAL: lol I think my nephew wouldn't be afraid to pick it up and throw it out lol
ANH: don't mix them up with UDON
CRYSTAL: lol ew...don't make me nauseous
ANH: don't mix them up with DON
CRYSTAL: I need a hungry wild bird. lol
ANH: hey, don is NOT a bird. he's a DONkey!
CRYSTAL: lol Donkeys eat hay and grass
ANH: DAMMIT

OLD NAVY "all sweater sale" ad
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a TURPIGEN is "a chicken inside a pig inside a turkey..."
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BAHAHAA julia is HILARIOUS

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"who da fcuk is that bitch on yo wall?!"
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my galpal gets all of the men in trouble with their women. haa HOORAY for tomboy hotties!

ANH: well, she's now stuck with raising his two kids herself.
SUNNY: why can't she just give those kids to him and move away with another guy?
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BAHAHAA she's so RUTHLESS!

SUNNY: what's your type?
ANH: any kind actually. i'm open.
SUNNY: even (lowers her voice) "M? den"?
ANH: haa yes, even black girls.
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BAHAHAA them asians say the darndest things!

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ANH: oh, i remember what was wrong with my last one! she has a screw loose; delusional.
GALPAL: haa that's every girl.

MOVIE the movie
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"with Daniel Day-Lewis as Tyler Perry as George Washington..."
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haa this is Jimmy Kimmel special is GOLD!

don't get bent-out-of-shape over negative comments online people; most of them are dumb kids and socially-inept mofos.

chinese-portuguese goddess... best of both worlds!
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latin women are undeniably sultry... i... cannot.

ANH: my first love was mexican-irish. funny thing is, i knew more spanish than she did!
FRANK: haa did she know IRISH?

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I never feel like apologizing for my honesty.

i hardly ever ask what my friends do! "money, big jobs, and fancy cars" absolutely do NOT determine your entire being! i couldn't care less; if you're an asshole, you're an asshole. if you're awesome, you're AWESOME!
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DAVID aweSOM: True that. You don't ever ask any of those things, you genuinely ask what we like that makes us individuals and for that, I thank thee.

"i'm a fan of random acts of kindness."

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MOM: sonuvaBEEEEP my daughter's dating IRAQ!
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BAHAHAA the guy's GREEK!

except for women, i don't eat anything with a face.

jebus, i forget that Kpop uglies like Seolhyun are still growing... like a TREE!

and... Coca Cola myths keep on coming! stop believing everything that you read without proper investigation, people. USE YOUR HEAD!

BREAKING BAD's most ruthless villain gets a spinoff series in "The Rise of Gus"?! WOOHOO!

since i'm much more active here than instacrap, i've decided to turn my FOLLOW feature ON. BAHAHAA

i still don't get the point of hashtagging EXCESSIVELY! ugh

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all you paranoid peaches, it's inevitable; all your data and activities will be tracked whether you want them to be or not.

"The Little Prince" animation trailer
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"j'ai toujours voulu trouver quelqu'un at qui de partager mon histoire."

Bruce Lee in a Johnnie Walker Promo 2013
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"do you have the guts to follow your gut? do you have the courage to express who you are?"
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they really should bring all the legends back!

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The Great Dictator
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"we think too much, and feel too little. more than machinery, we need humanity. more than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness... only the unloved hate."
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Charlie Chaplin was a genuine humanitarian and was ahead of his time, indeed.
BAHAHAA EXACTLY! food just does NOT expire at the EXACT minute!

"greed has poisoned men's souls... machinery that gives us abundance has left us in want... our knowledge has made us cynical. our cleverness hard and unkind."
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The Great Dictator

why would i bother to keep upgrading to the next smartphone when i'm perfectly happy with what i have? if it ain't broken, don't fix it, peaches!

MOMs are better than dads... PERIOD!

taylor swift songs? no... just NO!

apart from the juvenile dialogues, "Guardians of the Galaxy" was a pretty fun ride!

THE RAID 2
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LOVED this indonesian martial arts sequel even more! the kickass car chase sequence and the final multiple showdowns are BRUTAL! impressively well executed masterpiece. i frakkin' want a triquel NOW!

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#i #hashtag #every #single #word #like #hashtagging #once #isnot #annoying #enough

#hashbrown

"To say that someone would have to search for “?#?SuperBowl?” in the split-second you sent it would actually be a little generous; assuming they’ll notice your tweet if it’s in the most recent 10 tweets, users would have a window of 1/17 of a second to find you."
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hashtags are not even useful on facebook!

The Millionaire Matchmaker
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wow, these guys have all the money in the world, yet they have zero character; have no idea what to say to a woman during a date? whaddaheo?

CLARA LEE is like a full grown woman version of Emily Cheng. haa

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"i used to spend hours on end on video games, until i discovered the best game of all... which is LIFE!" ~ Bobby Chiu
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ABSOLUTELY! i seldom spend any time playing games now.

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facebook: Your Year In Review... Anhjun, here's what your year looked like!
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no thanks, not posting this video slideshow either; there are some events i much rather forget. BAHAHAA

just squirted some sanitizing lotion, yet have no idea where it went. whaddaHEO?

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MOM: a cat? why does he have a cat?! REAL men don't own CATS!

MELLY KURIMASU to you, peaches!

so... everyone here is asleep... on CHRISTMAS EVE! lame

it's not the food that makes you fat; it's all the alcohol you drink! and smoking does not help either, girly. get real.

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JESSICA LE: just a bit depressed cuz Xmas was over =(
ANH: i'm burning the christmas tree to keep warm... with decorations.

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fine, i'll stop deleting! i'm breaking hearts.

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ARKHAM KNIGHT video game
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JEBUS RICE! more badass than any BATMAN film; even the batmobile looks slick and functional!

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so... basically, Jesse James gave up cooking meth to race cars in NEED FOR SPEED?

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the dating pool is mediocre. the only single mom I want is you-know-who.

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DON: Hey you're invited to Cyrus wedding if you want to come!
ANH: ah... yes, thanks. Cyrus did invite me, but I have a lot on my plate... and I cannot be seen with black people.

hey you with your blinding high beams on, you're not on a dark open road! another clueless SUV driver. ugh

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"be more concerned about your character than your reputation. character is what you are; reputation is what people think you are... people with character are more honest and trustworthy... be true to yourself."

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"selfies are linked to mental disorders"
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I already know which peeps have mental issues. haa stop it with your endless selfies already!

nothing personal, but I just cannot keep people I have zero interaction with in my list unless they're family; I'm stuck with them... like colleagues, I wanna keep the peace. BAHAHAA
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PS: if you get blocked, I must really hate you!

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#YouTube comments are posted by dumb kids, assholes, and trolls. why are people wasting their energy arguing with them?

#doesthishashtagthingevenwork? does anyone ever use them in their searches?!

watching TRANSFORMERS Dark of the Moon... but I can hardly ever make out who's fighting who! unless brilliantly painted like Bumble Bee, they all look like piles of junk. the character designs are just too BUSY!

that awkward moment when you've deleted someone, yet they still show up in your Instacrap.

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despite the juvenile dialogues, "Guardians of the Galaxy" is entertaining nonetheless. that  douchy raccoon kicked ASS!

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I need Google glass. just sighted a long legged Viet in short shorts. so HOT for being dressed down!

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DRACULA: May I offer you my carriage?
WOMAN: (turns to butler) Mr Remfield, is it considered proper in America for a gentleman to ask a single lady if she'd let him drive her in his carriage?
BUTLER: to tell you the truth ma'am, I don't believe my employer ever gave a damn about what's proper.
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nor do i... conservatives bore me.

"when it comes to dreams, one might falter. but the only way to fail... is to abandon them."
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DRACULA

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"creative thinkers have more potential than competitive thinkers." ~ Bobby Chiu

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she just has terrible grammar! thought it was her auto correct.

helped Alondra get her own NX300 DSLR, but I doubt she knows how to use all of its features. Apple user. BAHAHAA

how many times do they have to go back to their exe to find out that it just won't work out? are some people that desperate?

I want Korra in my pants

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THE INTERVIEW can wait. I just have way too many films and series already queued.

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ANH: how's your daughter's karate? can she spar with my nephew's taekwondo?
Don: why you want them to spar?
ANH: to see if women are better than men.

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if the mofo has failed his second marriage, he is no catch! jebus

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just dropped my phone for the Nth time! didn't shatter! oh yeah, it's not an iPhone.