SKITS NOV

141103
if they show up to your event even when the person they dislike does, they REALLY do enjoy your company.

141104
amazing how many friends have it on the same day.
HAPPY BIRDDAY, peaches!

141105
MALEFICENT and FROZEN were just okay. mostly delusional princesses would hype such films.

141111
finally watched BREAKING BAD's last episode! DAEBAK! Walter White is like a McGuyver/A-Team hybrid! never a dull moment with this series, really. my favorite episodes definitely involved Los Pollos brother Gustavo Fring.

141113
when their status goes from "in a relationship" to "ask"... it's pretty obvious.

141115
how do you turn birthday notifications OFF? i swear, some of you are born every week!

141116
for all those i have deleted who actually DO follow me, i'm sorry! haa make yourself known, dammit!

my friends > your friends
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unless your friends are my friends too. BAHAHAA

jebus, i just found a SNIKERS in my bag! HUNGWEEE!

141119
my best friend disappeared for 3 years when he got mad at me over a joke... resurfaced again to tell me he needed a good laugh. BAHAHAA if any of you peaches are overly sensitive, you have to let me know! jebus

141120
checked the address with Google Maps; clicked on "Street View"; and just virtually DROVE! still took a while.

141121
i'm pretty sure if SUZY attended my INCHEONWON meatings, she would hog all the BRISKETS!
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SUZY: mmm CHADOLBAEGI!

141123
"Brave people aren't fearless; they've simply found something that matters more to them than fear."

"When what you want to do really matters, don't say, "I'll try." Say, "I will," and then do everything possible to keep that promise to yourself."

"There is no guarantee of success, but when you don't take any shots at all, you're guaranteed to always fail."

"Bitterness, resentment, and jealousy are like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. You are the only one who loses."

""Swallow your fear — or pride — and say you're sorry. Then you'll help the other person let go of their resentment or bitterness."
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only if you're truly at fault though. don't let anyone get away with accusing you of things you haven't done."

141124
i'm gradually withdrawing from pleasing the wrong people. if you don't get me by now, that's your problem.

i am sorry for touching your galpal's DALLAS letters on her thick-ass sweat jacket, making her think i was going for a boobs! next time, i will use a laser pointer.

some girls are ginormous prudes! i caress my galpal's leg, and she just let's me do it. i dry-hump Don? from behind, and he just takes it like a CHAMP!

141125
LIME should always smile with TEETH! her open smiles make you MELT!

141126
"what?! you want us to kill the leader of North Korea?"
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BAHAHAA YES! Seth Rogen and James Franco!

i thought something was off with my camera's white balance settings since most of the shots looked more yellow, but it was just due to those asians. BAHAHAA

GALPAL: do you have any marriage material single friends? I've got a couple years left of child bearing :(
ANH: you can hit a sperm bank. make sure you pick the right genes though! however, even beautiful people can have ugly kids. no guarantee. BAHAHAA

those galpals who are your "wingmen", you keep them extra close.

141127
"if you work just for money, you'll never make it. but if you love what you're doing, success will be yours."
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get your act together and make it happen, peaches!

I always order two bowls of NURUNGJI (scorched rice porridge). helps with your digestion. good stuff!

Kale: Fiji?
Sinbad: Think of the beaches!
Kale: Beautiful - if you like mosquitoes.
Sinbad: Think of the sun!
Kale: It's monsoon season!
Sinbad: The women, then!
Kale: They're cannibals there.
Sinbad: Exactly!
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SINBAD legend of the seven seas [dreamworks]
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BAHAHAA sexual innuendo in a G-rated film!

141128
not a huge fan, but i still think episodes 4-6 with Harrison Ford are much better. director JJ Abrams won't do us wrong, peaches!

141129
hmm, some peeps are getting butt-hurt over my deleting them? i only keep those who care to interact with me. i didn't even block them. JEBUS RICE!

"Obstacles are there to signify how bad you want something. Failure is a passageway to success. It's how you respond to failures or obstacles or those stumbles or brick walls that will ultimately determine your results. You can let those failures hit you square in the face and knock you out for good, or you can get up and fight back. You will always pass failure on the way to success."

141103
no one likes to be accused of things they haven't done; especially when there's no concrete evidence whatsoever. NO! I'm not gonna delete all of her nudes I've shot!

SUNNY: My friends said the pics you shot of me look as good as when I was shot by the Playboy photographer, and amazing since it was on the fly.
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haa WOW thanks, girly!

141115
(watching "American Horror Story" season 2)
ANH: if you don't pay attention, I'mma make you watch BREAKING BAD... from the BEGINNING!
MOM: GOOD! I LIKE!
141104
this is the last time I eat a vegetarian. such a chore dining with them!

141122
"PURGE anarchy" is satisfying! you get what you give.

141126
caught my nephew cooking meth... correction, it's bread.