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DAVID: I heard Anh took the Korea kpop quiz. Do you know what he got on it?
DON: what?
DAVID: semen.

DON: hey, where's your dog, OREO?
ANH: guess what you just ate.

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EunB [LADIESCODE] 1992 - 2014
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girl band member lost much too soon

"Experiencing sadness and anger can make you feel more creative, and by being creative, you can get beyond your pain or negativity." ~ Abby Ashley

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RISAE [LADIESCODE] 1991-2014
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another tragic loss for the girl band due to that accident that happened on september 3rd. Risae succumbed to her head trauma after being in a coma for several days.

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KY: can you stop uploading food pix to instagram? i don't wanna see food i don't get to eat! you should post more photos of PEOPLE!
ANH: really? aww
DON: ANH will start posting pix of people... but it's people he EATS! BAHAHAA

140911
APPLE watch
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"you can watch youtube videos" on a 1-inch screen! BAHAHAA

140912
making your posts private from certain relatives can prove quite beneficial. WOOHOO!

those of you peaches with 1000+ "friends", it's time to delete away!
the average human can only keep in touch with 150 peeps.

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TAHITI keeps pumping out fun songs and JISOO is frakkin' YUM!

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i'm sorry, i just don't do cheesecake photoshoots. they have to be NUDES!

a woman who doesn't know how to cook is a no-no; like a man who doesn't know how to change a tire.

SimplySaranade "why girls should date an asian guy!" video
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"you guys know i'm dating one. he's vietnamese... and french... i love their soups; especially PHO... their sense of style is unique... they just throw in a bunch of stuff and BAM! they still look good..."
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haa thanks a million, girly!

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"Sure, some guys are made to put on a button-down and make nice with HR. But some guys really, really aren't." ~ askmen.com

140929
why is Chloe Bonnet [Agents of SHIELD] so scrumptious?! reminds me of Jynx Maze, but Chloe is Eurasian. haa

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when something's meant to be, it's not supposed to be difficult.

140905
finally started BREAKING BAD. it's good, indeed... and actually funny too!

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Dot Matrix [SPACEBALLS] and Andrew Martin [Bicentennial Man]!

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funny how when I truly love a girl, she never believes me.

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yes, I've turned away from a long term relationship that was strictly sexual. I wanted something more genuine, where I could feel something for the other person. i want both great sex... and love.

KY (apple user): Gosh, iphone6 is only 8MP, lame. They disappoint me :(
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APPLE: yesterday's technology... TODAY!
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BAHAHAA are they still kidding themselves?

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DON: yeah, that guy was cool in high school! how did he turn into such an asshole? what happened?
ANH: cuz of all the assholes he started to hang out with (points to himself) haa right here.

140917
I like you, but I don't care much for your BFF... (Best Fcuk Friend?)

snowing in my car with the AC on.

Evangeline Lilly plays an undeniably convincing kickass elf as Tauriel

140920
iPhone parody
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"our users know how easily the glass will shatter when dropped on anything harder than a marshmallow."
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BAHAHAA too true!

140922
my circle keeps increasing in size, and decreasing in value. haa whatta...?

140923
"if we stayed with the first person we dated, the world would be Alabama." ~ Tosh.O

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Chuck Norris was bit by a king cobra. after 5 days of agonizing pain... the cobra died.
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EXPENDABLES 2

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"instead of changing others, we can change ourselves; change our hearts..."

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"I will love you unconditionally... come as you are to me. don't need apologies..."