SKITS JUN

140601
already with episode one, i'm hooked! a twisted crime series based on the film by the same name.

140602
ANH: my galpal said, "poor don. that guy is cool." apparently, you make all of my uglies feel sorry for you, beta male.
Don?: "poor don"? why?
ANH: well, they can make so much money with their looks, but you... cannot.

SELDON: tell your DON's wife to give him some beef.
ANH: haa those japs only eat FISH!
SELDON: i meant BEEF as in SEX. he hasn't had any for a while. i feel bad for him. let's go get him some hookers. BAHAHAA
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haa love this galpal and her low blows!

ANH: BAHAHAA i hate you! you say the darndest things!
FEM: i just feel comfortable, that's all. i don't say these things with my other friends. haa

JEFF is my Kpop dealer and my food pornographer.

140604
women are better built machines than cars.

140605
dating that useless princess was such a CHORE, i was hoping for her to break up with me in return!

140609
"no officer, my girlfriend's face just hit the doorknob!"
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BAHAHAA my galpal cannot do any better than that fcukup. he's the JACKPOT! jebus rice, some girls really do enjoy the cycle of pain.

laughing feels so frakkin' GOOD! i think i'm making myself high.

that mofo got boring fast once he turned vegetarian. haa WHY?!

140611
what does your favorite korean food say about you?
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KBBQ: You voracious meat eater! You love the good stuff and, yeah, it can get pricey at times. There's no such thing as moderation for you because you'll eat (or love) until you explode! People are drawn to your magnetism and dynamic personality, though not everyone is able to handle you at times. You're popular, fun, and really hands-on--the life of the party!

thought it was official and done when she married and had a baby, so i wasn't hung up on her at all. didn't know it was possible for an ex to divorce and seek me out. haa

i usually don't date viets, but when i do... it's TENA the wabbit, peaches!

140612
just heard some guy sneeze out "ATCHOO!". who actually pronounces that exact word when they do that? really?

i just confused one guy i met at a party with another. you asians all look alike!

i enjoy throwing all colors in one huge INCHEONWON MEATING and force everyone to mingle. stop sticking with your own kind; life should be a bag of SKITTLES!

as a metrosexual, i've been mistaken for an LA native, but i enjoy my 2-way streets and coastal areas too much!

140613
i care as much about soccer as i care about football.

ANH: sure, email me at: anhjun@gmail.com
EBI: oh? it's not baeyongjoon@gmail.com? haa got it.

140615
"this is so nice. i get to sleep with the same girl twice. they say you get to do the weird stuff."
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Dr Horrible's Sing Along
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haa Joss Whedon is a good writer!

140616
some YELP reviewers said 10:30pm is "late night eating". AMATEURS! they must be from IRVINE where everything closes by 10:00pm. BAHAHAA

140617
"if all the pain and suffering in the world is intended by god, then he's not good... he's not almighty... i cannot count on a god that can fail."
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CROSSROAD

140618
i like hotties with intelligence; those i can learn from... not just about makeup.

140619
don't ever tell a girl you love her when you really don't. frakkin' pricks.

i don't understand protein "burgers". if it doesn't come with buns, it's not a burger.

ANH: Surface Pro tablets are laughable. they cost as much as 2 perfectly good laptops!
CRYSTAL: they're basically laptops in tablet form.
ANH: ah... no wonder, but still overpriced.
CRYSTAL: a lot of things are overpriced nowadays.
ANH: women.

CRYSTAL: if a girl who isn't interested won't say things like "stop making me melt!", and won't sleep with the guy.
I just think she's waiting to see what happens in her life.

140621
just reached 300 friends? what?! a person can only keep in touch with just 150 peeps on average! time to knock it down to magic number 69.

so now i'm down to 299 friends. aww...

just put 20 "friends" on the chopping block. this can become a habit.

down to 240 friends... omo, i can't STOP!

deleted about 70 peeps today. ah... such a weight off! the rest of you peaches, i'm still studying...

FANNIE: are you guys still in the long beach area?
ANH: INCHEONWON is in garden grove. it cannot move for you. BAHAHAA

ANH: private student loans are TERRIBLE! use scholarships if you can
FANNIE: i'm trying to get some.
ANH: that's what she said!
FANNIE: wowowow LOL

140624
this cambo right here keeps it REAL, peaches! LIKE LIKE
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now, if only DAN had a better phone service provider...

140627
i've just hidden the "sports" and "books" section cuz i don't care for either.

140630
HONEST TRAILERS "Dark Knight Rises"
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"how come everybody in gotham could figure out that bruce wayne was batman except for commissioner gordon?"
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BAHAHAA this 3rd installment was HORRID!

HONEST TRAILERS "Hunger Games"
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"a film that forces two actors with no chemistry to awkwardly fall in love... it's basically a rip-off of BATTLE ROYALE."
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BAHAHAA so honest!

140601
if you'll permit me, I'll hold your hand till the end of this world.

140602
I'm having TENA withdrawals. I'm not functioning right. so this is what being lovesick feels like.

I wanna make it up to her. this girl is so fascinating. I never wanted anyone this badly. she's gonna bear my child.

could've sworn it was Tuesday!
whaddaheo? I must be that tired.

I'm craving you so much. you're my appetizer, main course, dessert, and AFTER PARTY!

in your lifetime, you are usually only dealt one or two truly compatible other. and it's your own fault if you don't act on those opportunities. run into a total stranger you like? ask for their number on the spot. taken? steal them away! be bold, be brave; don't live with regrets. don't ask yourself "what if?", but "why not?"
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I wouldn't have met this beautiful stranger if I hesitated. she's made my world even more enjoyable. she's like a star, she is my sunshine.

140603
she unknowingly wrecked my engagement to my toxic girlfriend, and I LOVE her for that! my one and only savior.
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sometimes, a beautiful stranger would come into your world and turn it upside down.

great feeling to know that a famous artist like ALVIN LEE invested his time to draw something original just for me! got this from a convention a while back. CAMMY is one of my faves with those LEGS!

to newcomers on my wall, I'm uncensored. you've been warned. BAHAHAA

I remember my first glimpse of your face,
I saw you smile, then I smiled
I was straight blown away
mesmerized by your beauty...
how could one be so beautiful?
I don't understand...
sometimes I wonder why our paths decided to collide
we started as perfect strangers...
infatuation to love
now you're my whole entire world...
it's just a blessing to have you in my life
I was destined to be with you
my privilege, so amazing, no question...
I don't know, but my heart is saying that you're the one for me
please believe me, I'm exactly where i wanna be...
you make me wonder why
you are a beautiful mystery
every note carved into musical history
a simile, a metaphor, words not enough to entrust to you
trust that it's true...
this is to everything that you are
the wild earth, a child's birth, sun, moon, and the STARS...
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EPIK HIGH "map the soul"
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143 SWD

ANH: you're such a sweetheart.
SELDON: Anh ur the fcuking awesomest guy. yeah I just made up that word lol
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haa I think she's excited.

140604
you interfered with my life. I'mma interfere with yours. I want to see you everyday.

140605
I wonder if you'd still seek me out if I had amnesia. would you bother getting to know me again, and remind me why I loved you? although you'd be a stranger, my heart would still respond the same way.

TIP: watch the FARGO film before you get to episode 4 of this well-written crime series. they both tie in together!

140607
she doesn't need to hear about my exes cuz she's the one for me, and she knows I'll be good to her.

thoughts of you just make me smile uncontrollably. you are my happy drug.

it's not infatuation, and it's more than lust. I know this is love. never felt this way about anyone before. you're my goddess.

a galpal told me a love like mine is hard to come by. it just dawned on me... she's right.

140609
if you don't fair well at INCHEONWON, I really don't wanna see you again. especially vegetarians and those who cannot even use chopsticks!

ANH: another galpal returned to her physically abusive ex for the Nth time. I'm done helping.
SUNNY: maybe you need to beat her. haa

forever with you is where i wanna be... my baby.

just gave my trusted car washer/detailer VAL more business at my workplace. don't hesitate to call him to get yours washed and vacuumed, peaches! tell him you were referred by ANH!
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714-720-2901

"you're not just a girl. you're more like the air and sea. I want you so desperately... I'll never do you any harm. I'll give to you the moon and stars..."

you cannot help those who won't help themselves. don't bother wasting your efforts.

140610
SELDON: I had to go to the clinic yesterday.
ANH: haa tell him to cut deeper. he keeps doing it wrong.

funny I happen to be listening to "she will always be a broken girl... he'll never get you. you can find a better man..."

you're amazing. you're the one for me. that will never change.

you have no reason not to trust me. I won't do you any wrong.

scrumptious eyecandy fem colleagues are such a huge plus!

"so many things I wanna say... so many things I wanna do. I can make it up to you. I believe we'll find a way..."
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I can't say it enough, but I love you, Tena.

DON is the only one who still doesn't know how extraordinary you are. he needs to mingle with you more. TENA makes me feel ALIVE!

140611
no one really changes overnight, or at all. you just have to love them or leave them.

you'll make me the happiest man on earth. I absolutely believe that.

I'd pick you over winning the lottery. you are worth so much more to me.

all of my serious exes married the next guy within a year. she's the only one who returned.

GALPAL: TENA is borderline Aries/Taurus, a cusp with dual qualities. which make her different, complex, more interesting; and they tend to be smarter.

I won't message JOY. don't wanna reopen Pandora's box. I much prefer what's in Tena's bento box.

140612
my best Christmas was actually when you bothered to show up last minute at my place in your pretty black dress. i don't think I love you, I know i do.

INCHEONWON MEATING!
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if any of you peaches are vegetarian, please stay home. BAHAHAA

140613
“My love as deep; the more I give to thee, / The more I have, for both are infinite.” ~Shakespeare

I don't usually date Viets, but when I do... it's TENA NGUYEN!

140614
whenever i see you, I can't help but smile. you make me happy.

140616
life is so precious. even those I seldom see are important to me; they just don't know it.

"happy girls are the prettiest" ~ Audrey Hepburn
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you absolutely are, Tena.

"in your wedding dress... thought I lost you, I gave you away... you're all that I have left..."
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this might just be fate. 143

"can I get it through to you? I never meant to say those words... I miss you everyday..."

you're everything a woman should be.

ANH: JOY said she didn't like any girl's names that end in "A"... then TENA showed up. haa
CRYSTAL: It's the universe's way of giving her the opportunity to face her issues. she failed.

money means nothing if you have no one to share it with.

140617
silly rabbit, raves are for kids!

many things about you make you unique and extremely attractive. this is coming from a guy who's met enough women... and pretentious "women". you're not a fish, you're a UNICORN!

whether you like it or not, you're already are an influential and significant person in my life.

KY: How come you nver come to pasadena :(
ANH: aww, for me, it's a long drive! why don't you move down here already! OC can use more of you!
KY: haa it's a long drive from pasadena to OC too!
ANH: but LA peeps are more used to long commutes. your drives back from work is usually an hour! mine is 10 min!
KY: your life is so hard.

140618
happenstance... the universe is bringing you back on the right path... the one I crossed with you.

140619
anyone can be a mother, but it takes someone special to be a mom.

from all the girls I've met, you are the sweetest, kindest, and prettiest.

thoughts of you fill my heart. I want to kiss you for a long time.

you're the one I want to protect.

smart women can also be emotionally clueless. their level of education does not matter at all. I know that for sure.

HANNIBAL RISING is basically DEXTER the movie. a truly underrated bloody good time.

don't just make a living, make a life. stop and enjoy it as much as possible. don't just live to work, work to live!

140620
you don't have to marry me or have children with me. just stay and be my baby. you've already turned my world upside down. and I don't want it any other way.

140621
"the people you love become ghosts inside of you. and like that, you keep them alive."
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TAEYANG "1AM"

140622
"the whole world is ours if you would just take my hand..." you don't have to be scared.

you're so amazing, you could even turn some girls GAY!

TENA is at the very top of the best desserts. she might even top macarons!

140623
"if you never try, you'll never know..."

you're my goddess with broken wings. I'll help you fly again, sweetie. I'll be your pillar.

you are torn and broken cuz you were meant for me.

I only gave you space to study in Japan. I still loved you.

I miss holding you so much. you still mesmerize me.

you need to have more of an optimistic view about everything. you ARE destined for greatness and happiness cuz goddammit you deserve it!

also considered extremely lucky if you happen to open your mouth when a bird makes a drop.

140624
the TYRANT 2-hour pilot episode on FX was an engaging mid-eastern political drama. I don't care much for politics, but this series looks frakkin' GOOD!

140627
some college girls have gone full retard trying all kinds of drugs, but never recovered.

140628
"this is not a love story. this is a story about love."
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500 Days of Summer
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everything happens for a reason.