SKITS APRIL

140401
Anhjun Lozfen has updated his relationship status to "Homewrecker".

you and me against the world, precious.

imagine me and you... i do. i think about you day and night. it's only right...

it's like a dream you resurfaced. you've been drowning long enough.

JEFF: i like girls with a shape. not circle like a snowman.
ANH: oh no, you dee-int! you shouldn't describe her like that... it's snowWOMAN!

complaining about what you have that most cannot afford makes you a princess. so shut the fcuk up.

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complaining about what you have that most cannot afford makes you a princess. so shut the fcuk up.

ANH: don't you have your choices of Korean BBQs in LA?
KY: yeah, but they're not INCHEONWON!
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Daniel Yongsuk Moon Hyeong Jun Baek, your AYCE restaurant is frakkin' DAEBAK!

CHAMSUTGOL: hey... we're nearby in garden grove too.
KY: yeah, but you're not INCHEONWON!

so glad INCHEONWON is not a chain restaurant. they absolutely value their customers.

if i click "Promote" in my post options, would that help... INCHEONWON?!

ANH: some prefer me to plan. it's like they have no idea how to go on their own. haa
NIKKO: you bring good looking people to the table.

140404
EPIC RAP BATTLE of MANLINESS video
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"my underwear is denim. i shave with a box cutter and blindfolded as well..."
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BAHAHAA SUBSCRIBE to their channel already! these two are HILARIOUS!

"i've got no need for sleep. i never shut my eyes... the sun comes up when i tell it i'm ready."
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Rhett & Link

JACK BAUER kicking ass and taking names
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jebus, i need to continue from season 4!

that ugly will become my wife. she just doesn't know it yet.

she's like a star who's out of reach for me right now.

you know peeps have nothing to do when you're constantly notified about them beating a level. i like games too, but that's ridiculous! get a hobby! BAHAHAA

alright girlies, advertising yourself as an alcoholic is not attractive at ALL!
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"ooh... look at me! i drank hard again tonight! 2 shots!"
"actually, more like one since i spilled the other!"

i don't care for long nails on women. painful handjobs... nor do i care for braces.

BERNADETTE: we have our youth! let's get wasted and drive without headlights!
DON: "head lice"? i got that.

ANH: went karaoke with them, and i rapped with dre. haa
FEM: haa would have loved to see that!
ANH: HARDCORE!
DON: "PARKOUR"? sorry, i'm deaf too.
ANH: haa DON's so out of everything! out of tech, trends, sleep...
FEM: he's like a kid stuck in the 80's.
ANH: he doesn't know tech, he knows discotech.

and there are plenty of girls who can't cook... including Don?. he wouldn't even know how to operate a microwave cuz that's technology!
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DON: wait, how can i fix my iphone?
Jeff?: you throw it away and get a SAMSUNG!

140405
"people always told me, 'be careful what you do. don't go around breaking young girls' heart.' "
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Michael Jackson "Billie Jeans"

"you are my fire, my one desire... i want it that way..."
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Backstreet Boys

mofos being closet fans of this and that. who really cares what everyone else thinks? embrace who you are!

"save me, i'm falling again. keep me from breaking in a million pieces... nowhere to go, but you."
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Backstreet Boys "nowhere to go"

wow, anyone who finds out who SHE is instantly like her! she IS social and instantly likeable to most.  girls and their girl crushes. haa

if anyone says you might get bored with them, you probably will be.

i left this other one, felt bad, took her back, and was hoping for her to leave me SOON! haa next challenge!

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never a dull moment with her, except when she's sleeping. haa

HE: can we really love each other again?
SHE: that should be my line.
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Seven Something

"her eyes make the stars look like they're not shining... when i compliment her, she won't believe me... she don't see what i see..."
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Bruno Mars

PRIS: Awe..I wish my ex said those kinda things about me:( She's lucky to have you!:-) Keep me informed as the story unfolds... You're both lucky!:-)
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my life is a korean drama series. till the next episode!

SEVEN SOMETHING
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if they're meant for you, they will eventually return.
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beautiful thai film with 3 different love stories. highly recommended.

"instead of moving on, i refused to see that i keep coming back. yeah, i'm stuck in a moment that wasn't meant to last. i try to fight it, can't deny it. you don't even know that i still need you..."

"i wish i could find you just like you found me. then i will never let you go."

ANH actually means OPPA. and i'm lovin' it!

my ugly sister Sylvie? has the most beautiful hazel eyes. and they even change colors! damn you, EURASIANS!

140407
you want one whom you can carry interesting conversations with. one who makes you think, not dumb you down. you hang out with kids, you're gonna think and talk like one. i hang out with semi-kids. BAHAHAA

you're only hating your mom at the moment. i get like that too. take a breather; watch some kpop videos while enjoying special brownies.

KY: yeah, this one guy i had was literally a one-minute man. no, more like 30 seconds! whattaheo?
SUNNY: haa psh, one dood i had was just 2-pumps and he was done. he told me it was due to my schoolgirl outfit.
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not enough experience with female cosplayers! haa

TENA: haa are you drunk already? what's 1+1?
ANH: happiness with tena.

ANH: most people have no integrity. phony, like Don?'s hair.
FEM: Don's hair is real, just messy. I don't know how he can stand it. I'm going to make him buy good conditioner that will make him comb his hair.
ANH: let's drug him and shave... EVERYTHING!
FEM: haa his head will be cold then.
ANH: he can wear a rubber boot!

140408
'tis the season to go commando in the house.
"if a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life, it's easy to lose themselves in the virtual world where they can get a false sense of accomplishment."
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Big Bang Theory

i actually give people more benefit-of-the-doubt than most do; however, i too have my limits.

some girls are absolutely well-raised with great morals and family values. yes, can you believe that? anh is actually attracted to those with MORALS!

perhaps it was meant to be this way. TENA had to venture out and experiment with another to see who matters to her more.

i'm terribly sorry if you've added me to your circle, but i'm never on Google+!
take a wild guess where you can easily find me. BAHAHAA

"what does SHE look like?"
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oh nonono, you don't wanna have her seen in public. sooo UGLY!

JOY: wouldn't it be funny if a girl proposed to a guy? haa
ANH: oh no, that's a girl who knows what she wants. i think that's cool!
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yeah, i was engaged once. i just don't know if i can or even want to go back there.

call me biased... those who don't care for INCHEONWON, i don't care to see them EVER again. BAHAHAA

ANH: no thanks, we already ate. we came from INCHEONWON.
volcano tea cashier: oh no, i know a better place in LA.
KY: ooh, how much is it?
volcano tea cashier: $10.
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BAHAHAA cheap ass mofo! probably why he likes it! no quality meats there. some peeps are just too clueless when it comes to good food.

omo, i've forgotten names of some "friends" i used to hang out with. does it even matter? that's what you get for going MIA.

ANH: my other galpal has the worst luck with men.
FEM: aww, same here. haa
ANH: she's dated more men than i have.
FEM: BAHAHAA

Jeff Poh? and Jess Nguyen? would make for the best restaurant guides EVER! those two obsessive foodies eat like every hour!

"artists are more interesting and have a richer inner world."
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absolument, i must say. hence people depend on artists to entertain them.

140409
alright, i can't complain. my colleagues are frakkin' AWESOME! more outings FRIDAY! let's get plastered!

fem colleague: hey, why don't you bring your girlfriend next time?
ANH: my girlfriend is married.
fem colleague: BAHAHAA your girlfriend is married?!
ANH: ...

here's what separates me from all the self-conscious fakes that you all know so well... i don't really give a damn!

she said she felt younger hanging with us. BAHAHAA psh, that BABY!

i'm working hard on getting her back. i wanna marry her one day.

140410
lousy temporary friends can lead to long-term quality friends.

ANH: there's no such thing as BFFs with women cuz you know they'd drop their best friend at any moment's notice for a man.
SUNNY: yeah, i know! that's why i mostly have guyfriends!
RYAN: ooh ooh, can i be your friend too?!

i knew she skateboards, dances, but also sang in the choir?! never cease to amaze me. genuine jane-of-all-trades. i hate her even more now.

woke up early cuz sleeping is for... LOSERS!

i don't even consider his last one a relationship; it's so one-sided, it's slavery.

gotta have lust and/or love in a relationship or you will get bored.

140411
i not only have good wingmen, but also great fem wingmen. you get what you give!

wait, what game, ROJI?
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i'm not adding celebs cuz i too want some privacy. haa

140412
mom is basically my best friend. if a galpal passes with flying colors, she's the one for me.

140413
think i just tagged through all of my spectrum of friends. how many do i have?!

if i remembered to tag you, you still matter.

if i forgot to tag you, well... you better get more active! haa

140414
my fruit test result is GRAPE:
"You're adaptable and intelligent. Always one step ahead of the rest, your friends often rely on you to know the answer to any question or help update their resumes. If everyone would just let you write 'The Rules for Life' that everyone must follow, the world would be a better place."

"If you set them free, and they come back, you know it's love."
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Jeff Poh?

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FEM: get on Instacrap so i can follow you!
ANH: fine, if i must!

FWB > prostitutes
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GALPAL: why pay for it when you can get it for free?
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haa exacto mundo!

140417
"humanity is our power. help those in need."

AEFY: boyfriend keeps sending me shots of his tattoos. ugh...
ANH: tell him ANH is sending you X-rated selcas. top THAT!

140418
BRITTANY: the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Miracle in Cell No.7
"the greatest gift in my life... is you."
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one of the most beautiful, heart-breaking films i've ever seen. this is one reason koreans make some of the best films in the world.

CRYSTAL: I need to get the Samsung Note 12.2
ANH: i hate you... i want one! the bigger, the better!
TENA: haa that's what i said!
DON: aww... i never get enough sleep. mine is now inverted.
JON: PENIS!

140419
you knocked her up without even loving her. she got you for 18 years, fool.

041420
DON: what's K.Y.?
ANH: it's the solution you use to clean your contacts with.
KY: haa i know what K.Y. is!

some uglies i cannot see myself dating, but would gladly take a bullet for.

"every morning, i get here a half hour early and sexually assault a starfish!"
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ANCHORMAN 2

"i can type 50 wpm with only 300 errors."
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ANCHORMAN 2

"women forgo love for stability all the time in relationships; which, in essence, is prostitution."

no, i cannot make all albums public. too many creepers. you know who you are! BAHAHAA

sister just said it feels like a blizzard with the doors open. BAHAHAA it's frakkin' 73 degrees outside! this is why i go commando around the house most of the time.

sonuvaBEEEEP! Virgin Mobile will be making the SAMSUNG galaxy S5 available in MAY!

140422
i just napped for 4 hours?! BAHAHAA INSANE! adequate sleep enhances motor skills. i just caught my falling water bottle NINJA FAST!

ANH: so you'll bring my drive back in a few days?
DON: yes.
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TWO WEEKS! BAHAHAA whaddaheo?! procrastinators are annoying.

don't help those who aren't willing to help themselves.

people don't change overnight... neither does their diet.

don't ever put efforts into changing anybody. just be with those who are already whole.

ANH: he cannot tell when i'm joking. who does?
CRYSTAL: I don't know if what he said back then applies now.
ANH: still deos.
ANH: *still daz
ANH: HAAGEN DAZS! BAHAHAA

ANH: ah... she was incredible, can go for HOURS! but mentally draining!
CRYSTAL: haa emotional people are draining.
ANH: yes, keep away! only if you want great sex. she was wonderful at the beginning. brightened my day!
CRYSTAL: They always are until they try to control you.
ANH: yeah, even got jealous of me hanging with DON. he's a DOOD!

jeff, why don't you just frakkin' YELP your AMAZING food joints already?!

140422
sonuvaBEEEEP! Hwayoung's twin sister, Hyoyoung, is now co-starring in the kseries "Wild Chives and Soy Bean Soup"! jizzed.

140423
"how about those alarms that keep going off letting us know the car is safe?"

JESSICA LE: love u too anh, and don't stop posting what's on ur mind. U rock 2014!! You are awesome so don't stop being one!!  I say it from the bottom of my heart =)

facebook: What are your favorite sports teams?
ANH: what are those?

REAL photographers don't use Instagram; we use REAL cameras... mirrorless preferred.

We cannot judge people's life from their smiles or sad eyes, everybody has been through some sorts of things , pain and happiness. Some people can smile brightly, or even brighter after pass through many disasters in life. It was not because their life was fine, their attitudes make it fine.
We gotta live our life anyway, why not just make it happy as we can? Happiness is not an instant food, it need our action to make it happen.
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Jom Naknakorn

i have to visit JEN's page more often! this ugly KoreAm is a breath of fresh air! (frmheadtotoe)

ugly JEN makes MILLIONS uploading makeup tips on youtube!
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CRYSTAL: From what I heard with how the Youtube partnerships work, she isn't quite making millions. Thousands of dollars, yes, even with her 70+ million views on her channel. Michelle Phan however is making over a million with hers.
ANH: i meant... BILLIONS! michelle phan is okay... she's viet... BAHAHAA
CRYSTAL: haa
ANH: Koreans > Viets > Don?

men actually love women who work for their money. so get off your lazy ass and do something!
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JESSICA LE: I believe in hard work... from a man
ANH: just as hard or even harder.
SHE: that's what i said!

"some people like their coffee decaf... WHY? it's like getting on an airplane with the wings off." ~ Mark Lundholm
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Decaffed: v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.
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what is starbucks?

JEN looks more like SANDARA than sandara herself!

how about those reminders you've written to yourself that are (like some of these status updates) just too VAGUE? USELESS!
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ANH: and what about those shorthand notes, huh?
ANH: fcuk, i can't crack my own code! OTTOKE?!

peeps and their vague status updates
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Naomi?: rain
Jess?: eating. nomnomnom
ANH: dat ugly galpal...
Don?: ... (still missing)

ANH: his wife should give him a blowjob already! LAME! never met a guy who didn't care for one unless he never had one.
CRYSTAL: well, some guys are more old fashioned that way.
ANH: he should have her deepthroat a dildo while he watches at least.
CRYSTAL: LoL ew… I think that would be too much for him.
ANH: haa he might jizz, finally!
WIFEY: omo, it actually worked?!

galpal said superman is a douche. guess she hasn't met batman.

FEM: i miss having a dog.
ANH: i miss eating one.
SHE: that's what i said!
JON: PENIS!

140425
i'm extremely thankful for every single day i get to see you.

140426
ANH: haa TWAT!
DON: WHAT?! what did you just say?
ANH: i didn't mean it... PUSSY!
DON: REALLY?! how can you say those words?
ANH: haa sorry, it's tourette!
DON: you have tourette?
ANH: haa no.
DON: you LIED?!
ANH: BAHAHAA fcuktard.

140428
american cheese steak sandwich
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i frakkin' hate having Jeff Poh? in my friends list. this is the shiitake that he posts.
fcuk him... AND his little dog too!

South Korean girls can out-eat any texan in BEEF!
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KY: me too! hehe

i wanna make you my baby completely once again. you are "my end and my beginning."

"you're my downfall, you're my muse. my worst distraction, my rhythm and blues..."

my pet peeve is to see peeps holding chopsticks all the way at the bottom. what's the point? then, they get embarrassed when you order them a fork.

140429
omo, flat pretzels and NUTELLA!
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JESSICA LE: I like that pretzels but the flavored one with everything in it!
ANH: the flavor for them is NUTELLA!
JESSICA LE: I want ANH flavor lol
ANH: BAHAHAA unpredictable!

LORD OF THE RINGS is the SHIITAKE, but i cannot get into "Game of Thrones". Zzzzz

is it alright if i pose as myself?

140430
being around one kind of people is like having chicken all the time... frakkin' BORING!

140401
"everyone needs a shoulder to cry on... when the whole world's gone, you won't be alone cuz I'll be there..."

colleague: oh really? you're giving me this Bluetooth keyboard? lemme pay you something for it.
ANH: naaah, don't worry about it. I run on karma.
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I enjoy the satisfaction of making others happy.... period

140402
I call my good friends "boob", but I tend to call Kitty "boobs" since she practically has three of them. GINORMOUS!

I'd like to say that women are nothing but hoes and tricks, but no, there are some really good ones out there.

about to text her back, but another just checked up on me. what a sweetheart.

"must I prove to you how good we are together? do I have to say the words?"

I've noticed that Kesha is a whiskey fan. need to show her a real good time with SOJU BOMBS!

140403
"you are the water in my life, and I'm trapped in the desert... your relationship is bullsh*t. your man is a prick..."
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Puff Daddy "Senorita"

"you ain't gotta like me. you're just mad cuz I tell it like it is, and you tell it how it might be."
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Puff Daddy "Victory"
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pretenders, you people are too easy to read.

"but tell me does she kiss like I used to kiss you? does it feel the same when she calls your name? somewhere deep inside, you must know I miss you."
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ABBA "the winner takes it all"

uglies like you make life more beautiful.

KY wants me back on Instagram... FINE! if I must!

I keep crashing my text messaging app chatting with them both at once.

140404
you don't need god to be nice to others. kindness should be within yourself.

I need it 3 times a day.

BAHAHAA they couldn't hire a real Mexican to drive that truck in Tijuana?! I can easily tell it's a Korean with a cowboy hat and a fake caterpillar moustache!
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Cunning Single Lady | episode 5

I would treat her the way I treat my mom... just a little better.

140406
"if there was a LOVE button, I'd click it a million times."
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Seven Something

why was I still looking when the right one for me... is you?

140407
some women do get a second chance at happiness. I don't wanna make you face this world alone.

"in another life, I would make you stay so I don't have to say you were the one that got away."
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Katy Perry

I'm thinking twice about having kids now. it's all so complicated!

I guess I'm too mature and responsible to get one pregnant just to keep her.

take a bullet for me and prove that you're worthwhile.

I really don't wanna trouble you if you don't have time. I'm sorry, I miss you.

GALPAL: why doesn't she just give him the kids and start from scratch?
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haa so COLD! my galpals are so supportive!

I want them to put me first before jebus and everything else. I'm just selfish like that.

I may have to date uglies who are a few years older than my last one... perhaps 21.

"she knows when I'm lonesome. she cries when I'm sad... whenever I'm discouraged, she knows just what to do... but girl, she doesn't know about you... how can I tell her about you?"
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LOBO

I'm not even sure if I want to support regular marriages anymore! haa

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I'm not asking you to marry me. I just want a family with you. you're my safest place to hide.

"after all this time, my heart still burns for you."

"I would love you more than that. I would say the words than take them back. don't give loneliness a chance."
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Backstreet Boys

I'm feeling much better having seen you yesterday. beautiful view from my seat.
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this is why you should always face the person who makes you skip a beat.

I want an endless supply of LEE's coffee.

GALPAL: aww... my friend is not a match? why don't you at least just do her?
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haa I have the best female wingmen!

ANH: what's your doctor's appointment for?
GALPAL: an overall checkup.
ANH: I need my heart checked. it always skips a beat when I see you.

"so now I'm standing here well dressed and prepared... in the black suit that you told me to wear. and when you walking in, you amazing thing, you take my breath away... cuz you are so beautiful..."
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BOSSON

AEFY: I wish my ex said your words to me.

it's fascinating that a beautiful stranger can become your close friend or even your lover to impact your whole entire existence and make your world so much more interesting.

"you're the finest thing I've seen in my life."

you're the finest thing I've seen in my life. there's nothing I want more.

"you have everything, and you're still lonely. it don't have to be this way. lemme show you a better day."
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Celine Dion

"I'll be waiting for you... here inside my heart. I'm the one who wants to love you more."
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Celine Dion

"I always have, I always will. you know that I just wanna show you how much you mean to me."
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Ace of Base

I want you to be the last thing I see before I sleep, and the first thing when I awake.

I never courted anyone at all before. you bring it out of me.
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seriously, this is not what I'm used to.
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I usually express my feelings through actions. but in this case, I've growned to express them through words since I cannot see you often.

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I have a fetish for tan redheads. haa contradiction!

Tena's totally surprised that I never courted anyone before cuz I'm so good at it.

JESS: I don't like people who do not share some transparency.
ANH: yes, share your life if you're close to your friends. I'm too transparent. haa
JESS: hmm... I think you need to be more transparent. :)
ANH: i cannot post nudes. aww

the ones who think know you the most know you the least.

I'm just louder than you. doesn't make me an attention whore.

CHOEZOM: wow, for a girl to want marriage is normal, but when a guy does, he's serious!

because of that fool, I have to work so much harder to get her back. ugh

"I'm sick and tired. it's you that I'm missing. it's like my brain is all wired up and there's a glitch in my system. you're like a drug and now my blood won't stop itching."
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Jay Sean

"your relationship is bullsh*t. your man is a prick." I wanna right his wrongs.

"got a lot of girls who would love to replace you."
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Puff Daddy

"your future looks better than your past if you're present with a man..."
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Fabolous

"you got me losing my mind the way you got me fired up. never gave up, boy, when they tried us. you and me against the world."
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G Dragon

beautiful stranger with class and a charming smile, you are.

still can't believe I know you. it's a privilege.

DUNG: I prefer to hang out with your classy hot ladies than the ghetto ones at work.

ANH: I just fell asleep at my workdesk. booo!
KY: Lol! Go on facebook ! That'll keep you awake!

"if he makes me fight for you, die for you, would he do the same? you know, he's not the man you think he is. he's hiding all his flaws... I'm not prepared to lose cuz I've already planned so much for you... wish I could take you back to when I had you."
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Jay Sean

"a dream will stay a dream if you don't pursue it."
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Cunning Single Lady

ANH: you know, there was nothing wrong with our relationship.
TENA: you're right. nothing was wrong with us. which is why I didn't forget you.
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my life is a Korean drama series

I keep forgetting to shoot with Instagram. BAHAHAA

140411
"you are the finest thing that I've seen in my life. you're everything that I ever dreamed of."

#hashtag #hashtag #hashtag

I'mma be frank with you...
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FRANK: Disneyland is extremely overrated. the happiest place on earth... is in my pants.

140412
ANH: omo, I think there's a zombie outside the window!
MOM: no, that's impossible. he's French.
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BAHAHAA for some reason, French people cannot turn!

metal music makes me angry. I will break your speakers with your own guitar.

I don't ever want kids of my own anymore... unless it's with Tena. I know how you are. you're my safest place to hide.

no one told me Van Damme co starred in EXPENDABLES 2!

140414
can't resist Tena. she's like heaven on earth. hope she returns to me before I fall harder for another.

when a girl tells you "FWB forever!", it could either be good or bad. at least there's benefits!

(watching "upside down")
MOM: why does he have to put so much effort into getting her back?
ANH: cuz if it's true, you just have to persevere.

140415
well, Tena should be more certain and get with me before I fall harder for another. I already let her know that I'm here for her. her having kids and divorcing leaves her with much baggage. this is why single moms stay single. not many men can take on the responsibility. I'm more than willing to cuz I know who she is and love her that much. she might lose me if she doesn't jump on this second chance.

I seldom make promises, but when I do, I mean them.

I'mma need someone to hold the reflector for my galpal's bikini shoot.

amazing how seeing my galpals smile would easily brighten my day. love you all, uglies!

when you realize that adding a few high school "friends" back into your life was a mistake.

140416
TENA: what color scarf should I knit that you would really wear?
ANH: burgundy doesn't get dirty as easily as Tena.
TENA: Grrrrr
ANH: haa why so YUMMY?!
TENA: o(>.<#)o
ANH: haa she's gonna blow!

ANH: haa I'm actually delicate with that button.
TENA: You're turning me on and it's only 1:00pm.

I tend to get bored with anyone I've been with, but with her... wow, I don't see that happening. she never ceases to amaze me.

ANH: what we have is purely chemistry.
TENA: Speaking of which.... I have something for you! Hopefully, i'll remember it next time I see you.
ANH: a SCARF?! a chemistry set?  your virginity?

Tena is amazing. she has a joie de vivre that's incomparable.

"everything in the bible is true... like everything on the internet."
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Dan the Man (Sokma Dang)

I'll never let you down. I swear, I'll be with you.

140417
sorry if I turn all of your sad status updates into a joke. I wanna see you smile, ugly!

aww, i already picked up LEE's coffee this week. ah, fcuk it! it's FRIDAY!

I absolutely do feel needed and appreciated here over the last sh*tty company I worked for. the managers here actually trust you to get projects done instead of breathing down your neck.

I know he's broken his marriage vows. he's had his chance. give me mine.

"next time she asks you, tell her it's her... she's the one."
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"she's unexplainable. nothing describes how she appears to me."
...
Thanh Bui

I don't even tell my best friend about her. instead, I post almost everything here! BAHAHAA

"you're my favorite accident... love you just as you are."
...
Seo In Guk

140418
having kids most likely is deterring guys from pursuing you. but not me, I've known you, I want your babies and I believe you're worth it.

BRITTANY: the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

got in trouble with my ex fiancee (ugh, that word!) for being honest about Tena. "no really, we're just friends." now, we're a little more than just friends... again! your fears have come true.

140419
I seldom remember, but I just dreamt about you visiting. I held you so tightly and also asked, "do you wanna take a baby shower?"

"you can call yourself Dick Phuc... you'll be huge in the Vietnamese community."
...
ANCHORMAN 2

KYLE: Happy happy Easter! May your day be filled with the inner peace, hope and lots of joy.
ANH: mmm JOY...
MIKE: haa your ex! JOYRIDE!
JEFF: jizzed.

celebrating Hitler's birthday...

HAPPY HITLER!

if you're the type to be fun only when there's alcohol or drugs involved, you really need to work on your social skills. frakkin' LAME!

140421
is it still Sunday? if it is, HAPPY HITLER!

"I don't wanna rush your love, but I can never get enough... I'll give you everything you need; sunshine, the world, and all your dreams. so what are we waiting for?"
...
Andy Grammer

TENA: Hey, would you mind watching SPIDERMAN with my kids?
ANH: absolutely not! I'll go with them while you club.
TENA: I know. If you did, I'm not the one you'd be after. Haha

"you've been burned before... you were building castles in the air, but they fell to the ground. there was nothing there. you said you'd never get so close again... but baby, when you find what you're seeking, something you can't believe in, you just gotta go..."
...
Andy Grammer

yes, give me more signs, girly. turn that yellow light to green for me. let's not take it slow. I want more.

"you smiled at me and said 'take a seat'... I said 'do you believe in love at first sight?' you said, 'if you give me a reason, I might.' "

"I can save you from unoriginal dumb-dumbs who don't care if you com... plete them or not."
...
Jason Mraz

"if I was able to live my life over again, I'd share the minutes with you... nobody else makes me feel like you do."
...
Bosson

I LOVE independent women, not those useless princesses who get everything handed to them. well, not TOO independent cuz then, they wouldn't need me. BAHAHAA

140422
I don't like hotties screwing up their gene pool getting with a Mordor orc. I'm superficial that way.

140423
love ideas that are purely accidental.
...
JOY was begging to come out! dat leggy THAI!

"whilst you are alive, you have to love as much as you can... tell her you love her."
...
MIMI Kseries

JIN SEYEON is an undeniably DIVINE actress. I can stare at her ugliness for HOURS! historical action series "Bridal Mask", highly recommended!

SHE: You do make changes in everyone's lives.
ANH: I do bring people together. they call me the nucleus.

she brings tears to my eyes and warmth to my heart. so amazing.
...
TENA: You just did those things to me! You're amazing!

BAHAHAA nooo, sex once a month is NOT okay!

"MIMI's eyes are full of life. she has the most beautiful eyes. MIMI is my muse."

"when we first met, I don't remember if the sun shone or if it was cloudy. I was only looking at you."
...
MIMI

140425
WIFE: you need to connect better with your son!
HUSBAND: are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability?
WIFE: he's 7 years old!
...
ANCHORMAN 2

MOM: what? CALORIE is back from Canada?
DON: it's not CALORIE, it's Caroline.
MOM: oh, so CALORINE is back?

140426
DON: wait, so you stay home most of the time?
ANH: at least, I HAVE a home!
DON: hey, a box IS a home!

140427
love is only beautiful when it's genuine. I never really left you.

DON: your skirt is so short, I can almost see your penis.
JOY: it's COLD! I only wear these skirts for ANH cuz he likes 'em.

TENA: Anything is beautiful and worth it when its genuine. (＾-＾)
ANH: I hate you for being so loveable. xoxo

140428
"oh, this is the start of something big. don't you agree? I haven't felt like this in so many moons... we can build through this destruction... all I really want is you, you to stick around. I see you everyday..."
...
Gavin DeGraw

"I've had other options too, but all I want is you. girl, your body fits me like a glove."

"forget what he has done to you, I'm here now... believe in me... let the world know, baby, this is us."
...
BSB

140429
NO! I will NOT use my Facebook account to promote your business... perhaps just for INCHEONWON! BAHAHAA

most women are only a fraction of the beautiful person you are.

you don't have to marry me. just be with me.

140430
"I know that I was wrong just to walk away. I want you to stay. I need you here. when you're with me, all others disappear..."

"what we have, everybody wants and they want it bad..."

"when you're finally there, you'll search no more... there's nothing I want more..."

I never had this feeling of jealousy... until you.

"you're jealous? I'm happy. that's awesome!"
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Secret Love Affair