SKITS JUNE

130601
i don't care for too many viet dudes except for Don Vu?, but he looks mexican. Tuanson Nguyen? seems like a cool chap, peaches!
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DON: this one lady in the check-out line kept talking to me in SPANISH!

flowers are so cliche! glad i can give them something they cannot find anywhere else.
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JESS: I don't like flowers and I still don't see pig rabbit.
DAVID: fcuk.

watching some non-asian grown-ups use chopsticks is so PAINFUL! some hold them at the very bottom, then twist as they grab the frakkin' food. do you need training wheels for those?!

forget first-class! is it possible for me to have a seat in that black box?!

DUDE: i really thought i met you before!
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BAHAHAA yeah, i have that effect on people; especially since i always greet new peeps with BIG FAT BEAR HUGS while saying, "so nice to see you! it's been too long!" haa totally throws them off!

mindfcuking people is too much fun! wonder if that's possible with ALICE since she's demented.

130602
my sister's dad has no clue what i do. whatta fcuk?

130603
now, to turn birthday notifications off... hmm...

130604
GAME OF THRONES episode 2
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jebus, so much jibber-jabber. perhaps i'm just not as interested in medieval dramas as i should be.

"Small agency is seeking a highly creative and talented Social Media Expert. This person MUST have experience using Social Media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Pinterest, Vine, Instagram for Clients."
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well, don't mind if i do! hehe

SUNHWA's dance spread is legendary. KITTY's DDDs are legendairy.

lee byunghun (GI JOE) and your favorite actress, lee minjung, are hitched, Eddy Hao?!

i actually said, "take the drama to yo mama!" to my ex.
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NICOLE: ain't nobody got time fo dat.

"galpal": you like drama, huh? since you like watching your korean dramas!
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dumbest illogical analysis ever... i enjoy horror films too; does that mean i'm itching to go on a murdering spree?

JEFF: I think the japanese are going to try to invade korea!
ANH: they've already invaded don's pants.
JEFF: that unkempt mexican woman.
ANH: BAHAHAA

OREO, you happy-go-lucky sonuvabitch!

130605
MARIA OZAWA
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1.9 million LIKES on your favorite ugly eurasian's page, Brian Nguyen?, you PERV!

130606
ANH: why are you using my glass?
MOM: oh, this is yours? i didn't drink from it.
ANH: no, you can have it. you touched the spoon.
MOM: i used to breastfeed you!
ANH: nooooo!

"an ugly wife who can cook doesn't get kicked out."
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I Summon You GOLD! kseries

woman: i'm gonna go out and jog to keep myself awake.
man: at this time? what if you get kidnapped?!
woman: no one kidnaps an ugly female.
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I Summon You GOLD! kseries

i'mma take a hiatus from facebook for 5 minutes to watch GAME OF THRONES episode 3.

130608
my workhorse NIKON D90 DSLR just broke again; it's way past its maximum of 150,000 cycles. dunno if i should even bother investing in another.

130609
people usually prefer to see me when they're sad cuz "when i'm sad, i stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead"!

the dude was so uninteresting even TOM, founder of MySpace, deleted him. wow.

130610
i'mma shorten my "haa" to just "ha"; hope that won't throw anyone off.
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JEFF: BAHAHAA!

130611
i'mma drastically minimize helping people altogether; there is no point for most.

stop it with your extremely vague status updates, peaches. if you're gonna be private about it, don't frakkin' post it!

hmm, i wonder if that's possible...

GAME OF Zzzzz... basically a long agonizing slow theater play on TV.

seriously, stop condemning an entire nation for the faults of a few; racism only poisons your own mind. omifcukingod, so glad i'm not carrying that much useless weight in hatred.

everyone should come with a RACIST-meter up to 10. those rated above 5 should definitely be avoided... like the PLAGUE!
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i hate asian uglies.

deleting more albums... hasta lasagna, peaches! haa

so many peeps i no longer care for, but i couldn't possibly delete this one album just cuz awesome monkey girl  Brittany Powell? is IN it!

when you're no longer regularly invited to INCHEONWON, you know damn well where you stand... however, some can never make it so they just starve. BAHAHAA

130612
want a cure for pink-eye? sanitizing lotion. results may vary.

DATE: my car can smoke your car.
ANH: my car has 4 doors... and i have friends.

130614
GALPAL: why would parents name their daughter KITTY?
ANH: cuz she would make really good money in japanese porn with her DDDs.
GALPAL: haa i don't know, but is she nice?
ANH: she seemed really nice, but once i broke up with her, she turned into a demon... MEDUSA.

moving to another place is no joke! get rid of stuff you haven't used for the past 10 years (including family albums... delete delete. haa). living minimally is so much more efficient! "i'm turning japanese. i really think so."
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JEFF: nooo, hyung! you're KOREAN!

amateur photographers with professional cameras... i can shoot better photos than you with a 2-megapixel webcam.
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with better composition and professional editing! haa

shut the world out by drowning yourself in ecstatic music to relax your mind. works everytime. this is my space.

i thought hashtags had something to do with hash browns.

alright, it's getting late... i'mma workout.

130615
had another taste of sashimi. tasteless. sashimi with soy sauce? tastes like soy sauce. overrated.

no idea why peeps would bother to add soy sauce to already-flavorful crunchy rolls. ruins the taste. dumb.

"I'm looking to make my ex girlfriend jealous"
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BAHAHAA seriously? apparently, this fool has no ugly galpals to do it as a favor!

130617
most babies are cute... it's when they grow out of it that things start to look ugly.

nude art is not allowed on facebook. well, kids should not be allowed to use facebook at all!

TENA:

130618
"i'd like to tell you that i care about who gets the ball, but i just don't. i just don't watch sports."
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SETH ROGEN

130620
persian. women. too. GORGEOUS!

alright, stop it with the Candy Crush Saga, peaches! you must be that bored out of your mind.

i checked my clothing label and it says "Made in Korea".

130621
#hashtag... there, i'm done and don't see the point.
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wait till you get @anhtagged. BAHAHAA

ANH: had to leave the theater 15 min into "21 Jump Street" cuz my galpal wanted some.
DON: so you just gave it to her cuz she wanted some?!
ANH: nonono, it was in HER car!
JEFF: haa you ARE barney stinson!

putting 75 GB of dropbox space to good use...

130622
AUNT: chinese, japanese, or korean are okay! but don't date blacks, mexicans... or filipinas; ESPECIALLY filipinas!
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BAHAHAA but i like meaty girls! WHY?!

when parents don't want me to date a certain race, i usually do.

ANH: take it from me, don't get married!
bich-tram: dammit, too late!

130623
KITTY (copyrighted) tm
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wow, it wasn't a total loss dating that leech; She turned out to be a solid highly usable character!

APPLE has been an uninspired company after losing Steve Jobs.

SISTER: why don't you draw HENTAI?!
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ooh, tempting! debating, debating...

130624
CANDY CRUSH the movie
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"it's not just a game."
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NEPHEW: where do you find these AMAZING videos?

ANH: you might wanna come by to enjoy these "paper" walls (that don't offer any privacy whatsoever) before we move.
DON: haa yes, we will miss those paper walls!
ANH: the new place has... no walls.
DON: BAHAHAA so stupid! then you'll live in a... no house.
ANH: haa you toopid! i'll scoop your heart with a spoon!

130625
seriously, way too many electronic accessories we don't need!

130626
when you like a certain celeb for their unique look, then they butcher their nose. WHY?!

why people subject themselves to insane crash diets is beyond me... INCHEONWON!

130630
i usually wish for everyone blissful happiness.
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NEPHEW: CHADOLBAEGI!

130602
 "Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others; past and present."
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 CLOUD ATLAS

130603
 Just assume all my replies come with exclamation marks.  I use them too often!

I'm having actual yogurt with SOJU. no Hennessy for me! I'm done with that.

Some great people you meet by accident you just know will stay with you for life. You know who you are, peaches!

I wonder what kinds of drawings I could come up with while buzzed...

130604
 If you always think everyone is scheming after you, you seriously need to re-evaluate the kind of person that you are.
 Omifcukingod, stop using O.M.G.

How can you legally drive at 30 mph in a 45 zone?! There's a gas pedal that comes with your car, lady!

130605
 MARIA: Ok.... Cool..... :) fcuk man.... You're awesome......
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 Haa couldn't have said it better myself! Thanks, boob!

130607
 Waittaminit, I Have Kool-aid AND soju at my disposal... MUAHAHAA

130608
 The most social and inviting people are usually the ones I least expected to be.

130610
 "when did video games become so violent and scary?!"
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 WRECK IT RALPH

130611
 With BEATS AUDIO, my phone is a much better music player than my laptop. So sad...

"a sword is strength. If you swing it and slay an innocent man, that weight will be heavy to bear."
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 GU FAMILY BOOK Kseries

130612
 The quality of person they are determines the quality of company they keep; Do what you should do with briskets, cut the fat out.

OMFG, just spotted a TESLA Model S drive by!  Such a beautiful clean and powerful electric sedan.

130613
 HELLOVENUS brings the boys out.

Since she's no longer invited and can't even boil an egg, Kitty can microwave her briskets with this!

130614
 Whattapho happened to all the utensils from these drawers?! The kitchen fairy?

Just opened a beer. Dunno why. Now, I need 5 more to get buzzed. What a waste!

On his visit to South Korea, Brad Pitt discovered KBBQ and frakkin' loves it!  Haa succumb to the dark side!

ANH: when do you use hashtags?
 JEFF basically, whenever you post something, you put them after to categorize the post.
 ANH: what about anhtags?
 JEFF: you use those when you wanna tag... EARTH.

ANH: she might be gay.
 MOM: how? her sister isn't.
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 Haa wow.

"galpal": ugh, can you delete that photo from your album? I look terrible!
 ANH: uh no, but you can delete me.

130616
 WOMAN: I'm sorry, I cannot eat meat. Do you have anything vegetarian?
 COOK: the cow that produced this liver was vegetarian.
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 LIFE OF PI

130617
 More people are getting fed up with gas prices and our dependency on foreign oil. It's inevitable, gas-powered vehicles are on their way out. Hybrids are just easing the transition.

130619
 Finally got to watch AMERICAN PSYCHO. Christian Bale is charismatically creepy. This is a delicious horror film.

"never turn your back on your family, even when they hurt you. Never let life get the better of you... remember to find time to eat together... even when times are rough... hunger and loneliness are two of the most painful things in this world."
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 Summer Wars

130620
 Jebus, just had a 2" roach fly by my head. Caught it. I thought only Thailand made those monsters!

GALPAL: ugh, I failed the exam! Fcuk French and anything that's French!
 ANH: yes, please!

DUDE: what do you mean you can't make it? They are three girls from my class!  One is ugly, the other two are okay.
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 I AM SAM Kseries

130622
 I may have broken my toe. S'okay, I'll walk it off.

UNCLE: do you like blondes or brunettes?
 ANH: brunettes.
 UNCLE: white or Mexican?
 ANH: Mexican.
 UNCLE: NICE!  dunno how I ended up with your aunt.

Watching END OF WATCH, a police film with my uncle... who's a cop.

Watching END OF WATCH, a police film with my uncle... who's a cop.

There's an actual Vegas club that would put you on either a HOT or UGLY list. Reservation required, no lines. Guess which list grants you entrance?

130623
 My nephew is singing BROMANCE in the shower. BAHAHAA

Whiskey > cognac

Radish kimchi > pickles
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 And I LOVE pickles!

I would certainly be more at home in South Korea. LOVE its traditional and pop culture like CRACK.

130624
 "people need to enjoy life. There are a lot of depressed, sad, shy people... and they annoy me. Why...? Cuz sad people make me sad. And when I'm sad, I'm not happy."
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 KevJumba

SUZY in an exquisite hanbok
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 Another reason why GU FAMILY BOOK is such a watchable historical drama series.

130625
 To all the ignorants, you enter an Asian house, you kick your frakkin' shoes off! We don't sleep with them on either.

130626
 As long as I don't marry one; Italian food is so easy to get sick of! All that CARB!

130628
 No amount of hiking can compare to how tiresome moving to another place is.

A world without the web?! No biggie smalls, I can never get bored with so much to create.

130629
 ANH: I'm still sore.
 JON: that's what she said!
 KITTY: teehee.

Classic, someone ran a red light and jackknifed another right in front of me. I'm not religious, but I had a Buddha statue as my passenger.

130630
 Wait, iPAD cannot read SD cards?! Whatta...?

INCHEONWON... a place where you can drink with the waiters is pretty AWESOME! DAEBAK!

Real friends stick around. If they've gone MIA, I'm certainly not missing them.