SKITS MAY

130505
there's no point in me hunting for KPOP albums anymore; Jeff Poh? is my DEALER!

why bother re-installing the OS and all necessary softwares on someone else's computer if they never maintain it and fcuk it up every 3 months? some peeps seriously have no business using machines.

it doesn't matter what i post, happiness or frustration, some peeps are just glad i'm posting anything. thanks a million, peaches!

(GU FAMILY BOOK kseries)
ANH: the lead character wants to get with his sister. haa
JEFF: the more I see SUZY, the hotter she gets! that perv bad guy wanting all the little girls too!
ANH: ANH?

ANH: did you try my oatmeal raisin cookies with milk?
CRYSTAL: would have been nice to have milk with them, but I didn't have any.
ANH: KITTY has milk.
MOM: all the briskets go to her boobs!

ANH: KITTY thought her boobs would keep most guys around... and they do. when i let her go, she threw a fit and turned into MEDUSA.
JEFF: LOL you're a LEGSMAN for crying out loud!
KITTY: JERK!
ANH: LACTATER!

"You need to network, and meet people... if you want to work in big studios—Making games, Films, animation... you’d better start making some connections. Be likeable. Be professional. That doesn’t mean be an opportunistic ladder climber. Fake people lose in the end. Be yourself, but be professional."
...
JOE MADUREIRA

GU FAMILY BOOK (kseries)
...
starring lee seunggi and bae suzy
...
like a good book you cannot put down! one of the most entertaining historical action drama i've ever seen. genuinely unboring!

CHOEZOM: i'm a 36D, but they're bothering me. i want breast reduction.
ANH: women pay good money to have yours though! oh... well, if you must. don't touch your full lips though!
CHOEZOM: haa no, i won't!
ANH: thanks a million!
CHOEZOM: which i will need for my reduction -_-

CHOEZOM: yeah, that's true! you're really nice to talk to. it feels good talking to you. =)
ANH: it feels good talking to myself as well.

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RAINA: YAY! GIRLS' GENERATION are so adorable! which one can I have?
ANH: TAEYEON is the most adorkable and the best cook in the band; YOONA is the worst. have your pick!
RAINA: Okay, I'll take TAEYEON and TAEYANG, and we can live a polygamous beautiful life. Taeyeon can cook, and Taeyang can give me babies; and we'll all live happily ever after...
ANH: BAHAHAA they both sound like siblings!
RAINA: "i need a girl"...

JESSICA: YURI [SNSD] looks a bit like you, anh.
ANH: wait, is that my sister...? HOT!

130507
cheese pizza is definitely one of the most boring things you can eat.

mom can't sleep, she's chatting with me. BAHAHAA
omma, SARANG HAE!

as frustrating as it is sometimes, i have to stop yelling at mom just to get the last word. i'm grateful for her, extremely grateful.
...
DON: ANH knows how to love?!

i really don't understand how some guys have so much trouble talking to girls. it's really not that difficult; uglies don't bite!

you know those peeps who seemed cool, but turn out to be lame? well, Ky Le? and Tenzin Tibetan RoZa? seemed cool, and only get much COOLER!

130508
trying to get a straight answer from a 23-year-old girl is complicated.
...
GUY: so, you wanna go out sometime?
GIRL: "out" like "go out", or "hang out", or "do something"?
GUY: like a date.
GIRL: like a date-date or like a date?
GUY: both... i guess.
GIRL: yeah, sure, maybe, i dunno. yes, no. here's the first 3 digits of my phone number, email me.
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FAMILY GUY

oh noooes! don't do it, LIME! that's not apple juice!

HAN JIHYE basically triggered my korean crave.
...
ANH: OMGWTFKBBQ! who's that ugly chink on TV?! and what is that language?!

JEFF: Richmond is just like Hong Kong, except 20 years in the past.
EDDY: LOL no way!
JEFF: true! 70% asian. whites are the minority.
EDDY: LOL that's awesome.
ANH: i am 75% asian.
DON: and 100% ASS!

TU: you don't mind me using a spare hard disk to install into your laptop, right?
ANH: just not too small.
TU: okay, you want at least how big?
ANH: D cups.

130509
"the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world... are the ones who do."

130510
digital hoarding... the next disorder that will certainly become a nuisance if not kept under control. delete all videos and photos you will NEVER revisit!

deleting family videos/photos to make room for KPOP...

HELLOVENUS
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nara, LIME, alice, ara, yoonjo, yooyoung
...
from the same record label that brought us AFTERSCHOOL;
hence, the ugliness.

DUDE: are you korean? NORTH or SOUTH?
JEFF: uh... undecided.
ANH: well, NORTH has Kim Jung Un... and SOUTH has GIRLS' GENERATION! total oppression or capitalism and musical freedom.
JEFF: so NORTH has NOTHING!

130511
JEFF: LOL you can't do surgery on LEGS!
ANH: haa you can, but it's extremely agonizing and takes months to achieve. only reserved for extreme shorties though. they can only augment you a couple of inches.
EUNJI: too small!
JON: PENIS!

never had to buy flowers to get a date. so frakkin' cliche... she got me an XBOX instead!

LAMBORGHINI ecosta
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whoa, BATMOBILE or DECEPTICON? obviously not J-walker-friendly!

130512
oh noooes! neighbors are playing mariachi "music" again! feels more like Santa Ana, not Huntington Beach. good thing they don't karaoke; that would be pure HELL!
...
random mexican: BAHAHAA LIKE

130513
ANH: some peeps post the crappiest photos. unedited, complete with horrid lighting... SNAPSHOOTERS!
JEFF: I know! Filter people...selective photos. quality, not quantity! or when people go on vacation and post all their photos; including blurry ones and same shots.
ANH: BAHAHAA LAZY! like tattoos done by prison inmates.

MOM: you have to apply more glue. keep pressing on it so it will flatten.
ANH: i kept pressing on Kitty's, but it wouldn't flatten!

ANH: jeff, do you bother ejecting your hard drives? would that lessen their chance for corruption?
SUZY: what? not hanging out with ANH?

LAMBORGHINI egoista
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yes, it's a batmobile... with no room for ROBIN!

"venice is like an old man, but venice in vegas is like an old man with facelifts."
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AN IDIOT ABROAD
...
too true! and the water is BLUE! BAHAHAA

first time i saw mexicans in vegas, i was wondering, "how did they get this far?!"

KITTY DDD (aka Hello Titty) part-viet, part-white, all BOOBS! at 501, she's a little cup of tea, but she's no LIME! a real MONSTER! she made up for her height with her massive boobs. she can't swim; why try? she can float!

the KFC "i ate the bones?!" campaign is not funny.

MACARONS, MACAROONS...
potato, tomato... here's another book to make them like the FRENCH, peaches!

130514
any country closer to a 1st world is alright for me to visit; i easily succumb to food poisoning.

ICHI OST
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i frakkin' NEED to see this beautiful poignant samurai film already! HARUKA AYASE is a genuine national treasure.

GLADIATOR OST "We Are Free"
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LISA's voice is unarguably divine. if there's a heaven, this is what it should sound like.

130515
ANH: a 10" iPAD will run you about $500.
TU: wow, i'mma have to save up a whole year for that.
ANH: how about not... eating?

FRIEND: i'mma install you CS4 master suite with Adobe Premiere. you're good with crack, right?
ANH: i'm having less of it, but yeah!

JEFF: didn't know KANG SORA was fat!
ANH: 506 and all meaty LEGGGS! i'm attracted to former fatties now. thanks, jeff.
SORA: ROR i'm PIGGY!
SUZY: i'm a horse.

(LIME [HELLOVENUS] speaks about mike's facebook post)
LIME: for carrying a revolver THAT small, mike's must be THIS big!
MIKE: oh noooes! don't advertise it... -_-"
LIME: hellooo PENIS!
JON: P-- wow, she's fast.

what does watching the news (which is pretty much all bad) and worrying do for you?

KIM SOEUN of the ever-popular "boys before flowers" kseries
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when the much more charming supporting actress steals the spotlight from the annoying unfunny lead. she made that dreadful dramedy series more bearable to watch; truly written for girls.

this is what handwriting looks like on a regular tablet without SAMSUNG's Wacom S-pen technology; it's like writing with a large crayon!

strange how my experience with the DMV was quite pleasant. the twilight zone...
...
NAOMI: rain.

how about those who make it look like they party hard ALL the time? haa it's just heavy drinking; being an alcoholic is not something you wanna brag about.

"is it true that americans are bad at math?"
...
I MISS YOU kseries
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haa YES! me included!
...
JEFF: same!
ANH: aren't you glad you're not in accounting?
JEFF: Yes! One of the reasons I became an IT geek. IT is where all the girls are at!

130517
it's supposedly good luck if you get hit by bird doody, but when you happen to get one while having your mouth open... you frakkin' better buy that lottery ticket!

130518
caught up with classics like CASABLANCA and A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. now, i'mma give 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY a shot.

ALHAMBRA should be renamed ALLASIAN. jebus, i never been so paranoid driving there!

ANH: YOOYOUNG has an endearing eyesmile. dunno why i didn't notice her before till i caught her rapping!
JEFF: it's the short hair... your weakness!
MIKE: BAHAHAA LOSER!
LIME: i wanna grow my hair out like don.

MOM: your grandparents seem healthier now.
ANH: so why didn't they stop by to move their own furnitures instead of us?!

LEINA: hey, look! mormons!
ANH: yeah, we've learned to spot them early so we can pretend nobody's home.

bipolarity is not something i can easily ignore; and i absolutely don't need it.

wow, blocking is pretty convenient! i only enjoy drama in my korean series.

i may have to change my facebook name as well. good luck finding me, peaches! oh wait, newsfeeds.

it's usually the good looking ones that are a little mental, but wow, this one? not even a good personality to counter that... "face".

KPOP uglies have made me more shallow. haa but i still like butterfaces!

130519
i don't mind if a girl isn't tech savvy (which is most anyway), but have some intelligence and/or be college educated! i promptly discard those with no humor as well; don't bore me.

JEFF: LIME goes well with pho!
MIKE: fcuk.

if anyone has several haters, investigate them; there's a major reason why. don't bother staying friends.

ROJI [WE] in hanbok (value)
...
ANH: do you know who this is?
NEPHEW: ROSIE?
...
haa he's so good with faces! asians all look alike to me!

jeff's like the golden goose; everything he drops (into dropbox) is GOLD!

i keep beating myself up; sometimes, i think i'm not good enough of an artist. you are your own worst critic.

thanks, Ryan Grotsky? for introducing me to ALT-J. not bad! i gave up on american pop in '04, but it's nice to find some gems.

130520
how about those korean actresses who can really act, but cannot convey most emotions due to excessive surgery?

the F-word is not really in my vocabulary; i don't have to substitute every adjective with it. it's only put to use if i'm avoiding a traffic accident... or craving BRISKETS!

MIKE: wait, do nazis still exist? they're known as the KKK now, right?
ANH: the KooKoo Klan?
MIKE: their clocks must drive them crazy!
ANH: BAHAHAA they just eat chicken everyday; and only enjoy one flavor of ice cream.

my glass is always half-full for some reason.

the more you worry about things, the most likely they'll come to you. that's just how the universe works. so don't be a doomsday prepper. BAHAHAA

mutual friend 1: who's Anhjun Lozfen? is it that hot korean girl?!
mutual friend 2: no, isn't it Jeff Poh??

130521
T-ARA's upcoming collaboration with american hip-hop artists most likely will not work cuz most americans are afraid of anything that's not... "american".
...
RANDOM AMERICAN: wait, what's the metric system? are euros that one greek food item?
Jeff: you mean GYROS? jebus...

AMERICA is that one douche everyone loves to hate.
SOUTH KOREA is that one hot geek in class you can't talk to.

ANH: JOY LOVES french mushrooms! she can't get enough in her mouth. MANDA enjoys the sauce tremendously! KITTY is an idiot.
DON: what is your problem?
ANH: your odor.
DON: oh, i'm sorry you're still bitter.
ANH: your odor does leave a bitter taste.

RICH: why was i born?
ALEX: why am i dead?
KITTY: why am i lucifer?

DON: i know you're jealous of RICH cuz he's perfect!
ANH: you misspelled IMPERFECT. only David Cook? is perfect. everyone knows that. don't be stupid.

with that terrible muffled slur, like his tongue is too big for his mouth, he should forget "speech recognition" on his phone.

"your art is one of the best we've seen. how much would you charge per project?"
...
omo, you mean, some peeps would actually pay me good money for my work?!

ANH: i should stop asking for my galpals' age and just do 'em.
JEFF: age is just a number... until you go to JAIL!
ANH: BAHAHAA then, you can get a number there!
JEFF: as long as legal.
ANH: did you say LONG LEGS?!

130522
ANH: do you have use for my TV?
DON: oh, why are you giving it away?
ANH: cuz flat screen HDTVs grow on TREES, don!

DON: some guys don't get it why we prefer legs.
ANH: oh, what's there not to get? cavemen only notice breasts... but i draw the line at girls' legs though.
DON: haa ooh, that chicken leg looks GOOD!

some filipinos look hispanic; some hispanics look filipino. i'm craving mexicans...

alright, it's official, Nicole Tanner? is a frakkin' GEM! no doubt about it!

you really don't have to stay friends with their friends who have mental issues!

ANH: LIME is so good, you have to do her twice in an hour!
MIKE: 5 min for me!
JEFF: jebus, mike. have some restraint!'

ANH: what happened to ebi? he's MIA on facebook.
DON: oh, he couldn't handle all the newsfeeds so--
ANH: he went back to friendster?

EBI: what's with anh and INCHEONWON? all those briskets, that's a lot of meat!

Nicole Wang Daebak
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BAHAHAA you're now even more awesome than David AweSom? you're WANG DAEBAK, Nicole!

130523
David Cook?, you are annoyingly COOL! i'mma feed this to you till your head explodes.

DON: there were no mexicans in france. that was weird! i saw black people, but they weren't like OUR blacks; they were REAL blacks from AFRICA!

DON: where's my wife?!
ANH: in my pants!

130524
THE GREAT GATSBY
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"will you still love me when i'm no longer young and beautiful?"
...
never read the popular novel, but wow, genuinely brilliant writing.

LIFE HANDBOOK
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HEALTH:

- Drink plenty of water.
- Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
- Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that s manufactured in plants.
- Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy.
- Play more games.
- Read more books than you did last year.
- Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
- Sleep for 7 hours.
- Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

PERSONALITY:

- Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
- Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
- Don't over do. Keep your limits.
- Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
- Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
- Dream more while you are awake.
- Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
- Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
- Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
- Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
- No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
- Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. - Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
- Smile and laugh more.
- You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

SOCIETY:

- Call your family often.
- Each day give something good to others.
- Forgive everyone for everything.
- Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
- Try to make at least three people smile each day.
- What other people think of you is none of your business.
- Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

LIFE:

- Do the right thing!
- Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
- However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
- No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
- The best is yet to come.
- When you awake alive in the morning, be thankful.
- Your Inner most is always happy; So, be HAPPY!

finally obtained THE GREAT GATSBY soundtrack! WOOHOO!

ANH: KITTY made me notice boobs. so WRONG!
DON: now, you like cats too! BAHAHAA

everyone's favorite HELLOVENUS member, LIME, strangles our least interesting, YOONJO! BAHAHAA

LIME [HELLOVENUS]
...
jane-of-all-trades

130525
if you're too passive and never speak your mind, they'll walk all over you.

I sold my original Nintendo for Dreamcast games.
...
JEFF: I would sell my Seoul for chadolbaegi!
ANH: i would sell chadolbaegi for LIME (and/or yooyoung)!

GLUTEN free or not?
...
"You probably don't need to completely avoid it. For some people -- about 1% of the population -- gluten can be a matter of life or death. These people have a condition known as celiac disease... Unless you are part of that 1% (and only special tests will let you know if you are), it's unlikely that you will need to live a completely gluten-free lifestyle."
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Dr. Arthur Agatston
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yes, only that 1%, people. so stop living in paranoia and frakkin' enjoy your FOOD!


still rationing my last macarons... so SAD! COSTCO really needs to get in on these and sell them by the TON! ARRRGH!

ugly KY and her perfect korean smile. ARRRGH!

if i were a mime, i'd be a loud one.

CRYSTAL: wow, i didn't know you also listened to chinese music. i thought it was all just--
ANH: KPOP? i'm introducing you to chinese music, and you're CHINESE! haa so SAD!

MACARON and MACAROON
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yes, they ARE different! it's like oatmeal raisin cookies and chocolate chip cookies. jizzed on both.

130526
CRYSTAL: is there anything wrong with Don?? he seems so nervous all the time.
ANH: oh, the trembling? it's a condition.
CRYSTAL: what is it?
ANH: perhaps MS?
CRYSTAL: what is MS?
ANH: Microsoft.

(IKEA)
ANH: keep AARON (Don?'s little ugly) away from glass! can he be around plastic though?
DON: well, isn't he around YOU, PLASTIC man! you're korean!
David Cook?: heyheyhey, watch it!

those who are easily embarassed are the ones who always take themselves too seriously; lighten up, no one else is taking you seriously.

wait, do i qualify as a foodie?

ANH: what? they have a "baby care" room here at IKEA?
DON: oh yeah, they do.
ANH: hey, you can take KITTY there to change her bra size!

130527
DAISY: i don't wanna go home.
JAY: then, don't.
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see? she DID love him! the dumb girl just didn't know what she wanted.

KIA is even more popular than HYUNDAI in korean series.

NICOLE: I'm definitely interested in becoming fluent in French, Japanese, and Spanish. I might take up some language courses again for fun.
ANH: like my "women", if you're juggling too many, you won't be good with any.

NADIYA & Enrique Iglesias - tired of being sorry
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if you still don't know who NADIYA is, perhaps it's about time? haa yes, everything sounds better with some FRENCH!

you never know where your own personal projects will take you. once selected, it will really feel like winning the lottery!

BAHAHAA don't mess with LIME, she actually was stronger than any other members arm-wrestling!

130529
MARIE: let's have some BOILING CRAB!!
MIKE: overrated.
ANH: more work for little meat. ain't no BRISKETS!
DON: that's what she said!
ANH: them asians don't know any better.
MIKE: that's why crawfish is such a ripoff.
ANH: i have no cravings for roaches.

fcuk the world, be yourself... unless you're a sociopath.

ridiculous how in VEGAS drinking water is more difficult to find than alcohol.

PROPEL kiwi-strawberry + SOJUUU!

Sheldon: I asked myself what is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable and three answers came to mind: a toll booth employees, an Apple store "genius", and what penny does.
...
BIG BANG THEORY

those mofos kickin' it with you just to get girls. ugh, i'm done with that nonsense.

if you strongly rely on alcohol to be social and outgoing, i'm so frakkin' done with you.

130530
ANH: Tuanson? is coming to INCHEONWON! he's bringing a white girl. hope you don't mind.
Brittany?: nope, as long as she ain't whiter than me!
ANH: Raina?'s a redhead.

give me anything with CHLOE MORETZ in it, i'll watch it. she just... KICKS ASS! haa

CASS: i teach mathematics; anything up to college statistics.
Don?: i failed pre-math.
DAVID: i know everything.

130531
ANH: an elaborate hairstyle can make an average girl look SUBLIME! if she already looks hot bald, you're in trouble.
KITTY: i'm bald. teehee

ANH: all VENUS members are doable.
JEFF: RARE!
ANH: you mean ROR

the better quality peeps stick around; i love it when the lame ones filter themselves out. DAEBAK!
...
ANH: wait, where did that dumb girl go? phew! i thought she'd never leave!

130501
Those drivers you cannot see heads of. It's like the car is driving itself. You know who you are!

ANH: dunno if I should post that skit. It might offend some peeps.
MIKE: since when do you care what people think?
ANH: Haa I don't!

CRYSTAL: Maybe you should make a manga/story about the world of your exes.

130502
It's growing icicles and snowing in my car.

boob luck lab-- damn auto correct! BO LUC LAC

130504
MACARONS, peaches! my first taste and I do understand their popularity now! YUM!

130505
MOM: why don't you turn the light on? How can you draw in the dark?
ANH: it's not a book, it's a tablet! Seriously?

130506
GUY: don't you know who I am? I'm the most handsome guy in this school with 5 fan clubs.
GIRL: so what? I don't have any money to give you to buy medicine.
...
I AM SAM Kseries

130508
DMV... wow, this is why I don't go to Disneyland. Line's hardly moving.

JEFF: All I notice at the gym are legs now. Melons take second place. Damn you! I am a legsman.
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BAHAHAA the only body parts that matter!

130509
Just cuz you're tired of living, don't push your negative thinking onto others who do enjoy breathing. It is absolutely not easy to be born as a human being, so stop taking it for granted. Appreciate everything that's beautiful in this world.

I can't even bring myself to hate toxic people; Just feel sorry for them.

Unless you've been raised by parents who only know English, you have no excuse not knowing your native tongue; that's just pathetic.

KANGCHI: I want to become human. Right now, I am half human, half mythical being.
ADMIRAL: I've seen numerous beings born as humans who are less than animals. What makes you human is not what you are by birth, but what you hold dear in your heart.
...
GU FAMILY BOOK Kseries

130511
Like Cindy, I feel fat.

130514
Knocking on my door won't do. You have a better chance getting my attention by calling me on the phone cuz most people do listen to music with VOLUME!

130517
Lead girl's competition: oh that perfect looking manga character! I don't know why they always hang out with a nobody like you.
...
I MISS YOU kseries

130519
Low resolution videos should banned from YouTube.

130521
So, if I push any of these buttons, this water will turn into any of these sodas?

ANH: I should be driving instead.
DON: why...? so you can protect me?
ANH: it IS a Decepticon!
DON: Haa an Autobot is laughing at you!
ANH: in his CAR!

130522
"you only need one friend in this world."
...
I MISS YOU kseries
...
true, but there are too many quality people to be limiting yourself.

ANH: that's really fcuked up how some mofo keyed his car. guys like him love their car more than their girlfriend!
DON: oh, really?! that's like having someone key my dolls!

(about GU FAMILY BOOK Kseries)
JEFF: Why is that character so powerful? He's just the owner of a whorehouse.
ANH: He doesn't know either. He's just following the script.

About to give up on video games as well. Love them, but way too busy with much more important projects.

GIRL: holy sh*t, that was the most fun I've had with my clothes on!
...
PREMIUM RUSH

120523
(ex breaks her side view mirror off as she backs out of the garage)
ANH: Haa you get what you paid for!
...
JENN: that's not funny. I did it twice.
ANH: both mirrors at once! Haa
"J, they're a rotten crowd! You're worth more than the whole lot of them put together!"
...
THE GREAT GATSBY
...
Such a great film. LIKE LIKE

Can I have a carne asada burrito without the meat?

DON: David said that Mexican food tastes better in San Diego.
ANH: why? Cuz it's closer to the border?

130524
What's the deal with Push Pops? just suck it, swallow it, and END IT!

"Because if I'm only gonna make painful memories with you, it will be easier to forget you after you die!"
...
THAT WINTER Kseries

130525
How do you tell someone that their boyfriend is just too square and boring to kick it with?

KPOP band MACARONS!
...
pistachio, taro, lemon, coconut, green tea
...
Aww, no LIME!

IRVINE... where you cannot make a U-turn for MILES; and some streets even loop into themselves!

(in ANH's car)
DON: Ooh, is that hot tea you have here?! Why is it in a plastic water bottle?
ANH: hey, you want some lime before you drink it?

"cashiers only" sign in the Chinese-owned Japanese restaurant?
...
ANH: excuse me, do you mean "cash only" or really "cashiers only"?
CASHIER: yes, okay!

I sold my original Nintendo for Dreamcast games.

I wasn't even allowed to buy Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Lame... so my uncle got me PLAYBOY.

130526
It never pays to explode at anyone no matter the situation; You just come across as nothing more than an asshole.

Again, sure you wanna add me? You might not be able to handle all the news feeds.

130527
"it's alright to lose, as long as you fought with no regrets."
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I summon you GOLD Kseries

Mom is thumping her feet to BIGBANG in the car! Haa KPOP, the happy drug!

Order NURUNJI at INCHEONWON! you might like it.

I always say hi to my dog, but he never says hi back. What is up his ass?

"the [school] boys believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy. I'm sure some of them even believe in God."
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AWAKENING

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It only takes a split second to screw up. stop using facebook while driving, people; only I can, I'm a professional.

JEFF: Asians will eat anything with legs except a table.

ANH: auntie Kitty doesn't bathe since cats don't like water.
NEPHEW: yeah! She only licks herself! She likes to lick her boobies!

Enjoying a feast with quality people fit for Vikings! That's how it should always be, peaches!

I think I have a condition; it takes me longer to recover from laughter than the average person. BAHAHAA

Daughter: I'mma tell mom on you.
Father: try it. See what you get for Christmas. Nothing. Snitches wind up in ditches.
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THIS IS 40

"if you insult my wife again... I'mma show up at your house when you're sleeping and I'll take your iPad or your iPod or your iMac and I'll shove them up your iC*nt."
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THIS IS 40
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BAHAHAA nothing is sacred!

Daughter 2: I want an Asian baby!
Daughter 1: we're not gonna have an Asian baby... our parents are not Asian!
Daughter 2: we'll buy one.
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THIS IS 40
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Haa the writing here is hilarious!