FEBRUARY

130201
love it when uglies throw out innuendos without even knowing. haa

it absolutely wasn't a total loss going back to school. got to meet so many AWESOME people! DAEBAK!
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which include Brittany Powell and Cassandrasaurus Marie Asaki, peaches!

DON: Ky, i won't show up unless you're done making our friendship bracelets! i want mine in orange, pink, and neon green. yayYEAH!

ANH: NANA, why so... UGLY?!
NANA: LOL i want some meat too! INCHEONWON!

TAEYEON: i swallow.
ANH: haa high on protein! good for your sultry wavy hair!
SEOHYUN: got that right! teehee ^^
TAEYEON: omo, that's how you get such great hair!
SEOHYUN: and it ain't from sashimi. ROR

(Bert Cruz walks into INCHEONWON)
ANH: omo omo, CORNELIUS!
SHIORI: wait, what? is his name really CORNELIUS?
Kelley: yeah, is it?
SHIORI: cuz that name is EPIC!

(jon hands us cooked meat from his table)
SHIORI: what is this? chicken?!
Kelley Nagano: hey! we don't want chicken!
SHIORI: nooo! i want REAL meat! BRISKETS!

Anhjun went to INCHEONWON KBBQ.
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wait, whaaat? i would nev-- alright, i did.

DON: wait, how old is Ky anyway?
ANH: i don't know! perhaps just a tad younger than Kelley?
DON: the 12 year-old?! the FETUS?!

Emily Cheng: anh, you look like a PEPTO BISMOL bottle!
ANH: the last time i'm wearing this costume out!
Crystal Mira: ooh ooh! HOT PINK! my FAVORITE color!

(ray squeezes brittany's boob)
ANH: it's okay! he's gay!
(ray squeezes Don's boob)
ANH: it's okay! he's gay!

to the peaches who actually showed up tonight, i hate you ALL!

David AweSom: i'm not CRAZY! my mom had me TESTED!

Anhjun Lozfen took a photo with a REAL camera.

MIKE: seems like everybody likes Emily Cheng."
ANH: ABSOLUTELY! cuz she LOVES people!

Ky Le: what is Don? is he vietnamese?!
ANH: no, he's an unkept mexican woman.

ANH: hyorin DOES sleep naked!
STEPH: and yuri sleeps with her tongue out!
RYAN: LOOL true story, bro!

130202
BRISKET: do you love me?
ANH: i usually eat what i love.
JEFF: pun intended! LOL

NEPHEW: i don't remember auntie joy. i only know auntie tena, auntie ann, auntie kitty... and a few uncles.
ANH: and who's the smelliest uncle of them all?
NEPHEW: uncle Don!

flakes are not necessarily bad people; they just rather only do things at their own convenience. haa fcuked up!

(INCHEONWON)
ALICE: oh, i've had korean bbq before!
Brittany: but you never had THIS one!
SHIORI: wow anh, you know all of the waiters' names? and why are they all so nice?
ANH: unlike those guetto $10 AYCE KBBQ restaurants where they avoid serving you at all cost? haa

i wouldn't at all mind working abroad and leave all of you behind. but damnit, what about INCHEONWON? what about INCHEONWON?!
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Priscilla Palacio: do it! more KPOP in hong kong! LOL

130203
ANH: in korean fashion, they wear house keys as accessories! seen an actress wear keys as earrings in a series.
JEFF: funny thing is, they don't even use house keys! they have those electronic code door locks.
ANH: yes, house keys are for 3rd world nations.

JEFF: grade-A cuts in an AYCE restaurant?! INCHEONWON is the stuff of legend.
ANH: like Don! except that he's low quality.

130204
i try not to forget to bring child-seats for my galpals.

again, don't believe everything that you read!
URBAN LEGENDS/hoaxes are disguised as WARNINGS only to insert fear into your mind! PARANOIA is for the weak! ugh...

KEN: DUBAI is where I will be rotating to study... Excited, scared, but looking forward to the next adventure.
ANH: you should be fine; not all middle-easterners work with explosives.

130205
HAN.GRY: having a strong feeling of or showing annoyance, displeasure, or hostility aroused by hunger; a state of anger caused by lack of food.
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WORDPLAY. this is pretty much most people... especially FOODIES!

130206
wow, already in less than a year?! most peeps are thinking, she might just be... a gold digger!

i think i just got a SPAM invite from you for the app:
?????????????????????????
fujie, solve this problem by deleting Don Vu!

please, don't invite me to events where there are people i don't wanna see! and no more sausage fests either! especially, you viets!

130207
forgive me for butchering your name. i hardly see you.

my nephew is studying at the equivalent of 2 grades higher than he should be. what a NERRRD!
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NEPHEW: i'm not a NERD!
ANH: alright, you're not... GENIUS!

ANH: you look like either a japanese surfer or a skinny samoan!
Don: wait, is there such thing as a skinny samoan?
ANH: SPAM LOVER! BAHAHAA

funny to know peeps who are totally broken up and don't even have each other in their friends list.

so many people are wasting their talent just trying to get by with regular jobs.

130209
if you never have anything good to say when you speak, you most likely hate yourself.

aunt: when will you share your photos? i don't use facebook. i don't need it!
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well, too bad! no facebook, no photos! BAHAHAA

"how come you didn't come to our event?!"
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too many asians! BAHAHAA

"Thomas Edison invented a gun-powder powered helicopter... it blew up."
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MANKIND DECODED

you know what? fcuk it. you peeps persist on blinking when i use the flash. i will still post the bad ones!

130210
alright, i'mma have to delete some of you "friends" who are never active as a precautionary measure since there are too many identity thefts going on.
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STEPHEN: my favorite cocktail... ADIOS MOTHERFOCKER!

"dood" is the mirror image of "boob".

i'll call you BOOB if you're a girl... DOOD if you're a dude...
and DOOB if i don't know what you're really supposed to be.

Don, i keyed your car... on both sides thinking it was your wife's. sorry, HAPPY NEW YEAR, DOOD!

NEVER have an affair with your best friend's wife! it gets complicated.
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DON: you don't say!

130211
jess, i dunno which one's the biggest cookie monster...
David Cook or Don Vu?
they both finished your bag of treats in less than 5 minutes.
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DAVID: There is only 1 cookie and it's chocolate chip. Everything else is a circular disk pastry.
oatmeal raisin cookie: i disagree.
DAVID: Fine. I will squish l?p xu?ng into a circle and wrap it in an áo dài. Yay, áo dài wrapped l?p xu?ng cookie.
ANH: BAHAHAA you're sooo VIET! there's no hiding it anymore!
DAVID: nhung tôi không ph?i là ngu?i Vi?t. Tôi h?t x?y quá.
ANH: BAHAHAA too authentic, i swear!

wait, what grammys?

"Creativity is intelligence having fun." ALBERT EINSTEIN

130212
"in south korea, girls give guys chocolate on VALENTINE'S DAY. then on WHITE DAY, march 14, guys give chocolates/flowers to girls."
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now, that's frakkin' SWEET!

130213
driving behind a tow-truck, is it bad luck cuz your car might be disabled or is it good luck cuz there's someone there to help you?

LONELY ISLAND - i just had sex
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GUY 1: she could be my wife!
GUY 2: that good?!
GUY 1: the best 30 seconds of my life!
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BAHAHAA

facebook needs to come up with a solution to deleting people without them knowing so i don't have to tell them that their existence makes no difference to me.

130215
yes, i'm the type to reach for your DDs to keep you from hitting the dashboard if i have to brake hard.

you can't pay me enough to endure a long-distance "relationship".

130216
NEPHEW: uncle don! you're weird and not handsome!
DON: nooo, i'm PRETTY!

(about the breeze blowing through the house)
NEPHEW: ah... this feels good. it's like i'm at a tropical island.
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haa what an old soul!

KITTY: i have to sleep on my belly or else i'd be smothered by my own DDDs.

i enjoy listening to beyonce's music... on mute.

i don't enjoy hurting anyone's feelings... only those who deserve it.

130217
i've completely stopped wishing happy birthdays. if you matter to me, you already know i care.

unlike Olivia from Bolivia, i don't reject ugly people. in fact, i LOVE ugly girls!

i have mutual friends of mutual friends? whaaat? six degrees of separation, i swear.

youtube is where you can find the worst haters with elementary school grammar.

i'mma delete some peeps... shhh! not a word!

alright, i tried to visit all of your walls, but my attention span cut me off!

Anhjun Tenzin Sherab Lozfen does not want anymore friends.

130218
ANH: i do prefer 506-508
ROSA: i'm 506!
MARIE: i'm desperate.
STEPHEN: i'm LONELY!
NAOMI: rain.
RYAN: OPPS LOOL

the absolutely most AWESOME peaches from that cambo group would be Nanashi Sama and Ryan Grotsky... neither one a cambo. BAHAHAA

DON: i would love to hang out with you, kitty (ex), and rich again.
ANH: oh, nononono... the world doesn't function that way! there's only room for one AWESOME at a time!

could've sworn i had more change in my car before they washed it.

for best results, microwave your dessert bowl with the metallic spoon in it.

DON: so, you really don't mind? we can go eat wherever?
ANH: nope, as long as i don't hate it!

PETER: do you have a quarter?
BILL GATES: what's a quarter?
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FAMILY GUY

130219
a girl isn't fully naked until she's BALD down there!
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tiffany: i'm KoreAm. i shave! teehee
seohyun: i can't find my button -_-

rely on lousy phonecams to take photos AFTER the fact.

MOM: (to nephew) are you buckled up, yet? did you get it through the right hole?
ANH: i DID get it through the right hole! i just never got anyone pregnant; i'm not stupid.

ANH: mark is pretty cool! just REALLY G-rated.
Don: yeah, he is...
ANH: hey, tell him to add me on facebook!

the stalker column popping up newsfeeds from peeps who have nothing to do with you.

i only notice good actors and ugly actresses.

AMY: something is telling me, YOU are kind of like Barney Stensen (how i met your mother).
You get the girls
you have close friends
you wear good looking clothes
you have the money and everything
you even have that look everytime he takes pictures. you narrow your eyes and shit LMAO!
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BAHAHAA like the 3rd girl who told me that! it's OFFICIAL!

Neil Patrick Harris is WANG DAEBAK!

CONAN: the best way for parents to get their kids OFF facebook is to get ON facebook.

OLIVIA MUNN
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as eurasians, we're often mistaken for hispanics or middle-easterners.

and no, i'm not interested in being friends with those who only wish to network. frakkin' LAME!

"The best love confession to me does not come with roses or flower or diamond ring, but your music is the best of all. So i can replay it again , again and again everytime i want to hear your love. Give me your sounds, and i will keep playin' it in my heart."
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Jgal

ANH: OLIVIA MUNN is half chinese and speaks some viet cuz her mom was raised in 'nam.
CHRIS: ooh, i didn't know that! that's means, if i meet her one day, we can go get PHO!
ANH: haa she probably loves pho too! who doesn't?!

130220
LEE YEON HEE
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had my doubts about her skills, but YES, this natural ugly can REALLY act watching her on EAST OF EDEN kseries!

yes, i take good acting VERY seriously having taken a class. someone,please, shoot JESSICA ALBA.

whatta fcuk happened to LINDSAY LOHAN? she used to be... hot. wow, the perfect mug for an anti-drug campaign.

some peeps sound really smart online, but really are not.
some peeps sound really dumb online, and really are.

LINDSAY LOHAN should make an appearance in WALKING DEAD.

watch your back APPLE. a SAMSUNG store is inevitable.

Comparative Web Traffic Share
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wow, didn't know SAMSUNG GS3 (49%) was selling this well against iPHONE 5 (51%). time to panic indeed, APPLE! haa

i hate any large corporations that bully the underdogs. fear of a little competition, aren't we?

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DATE: my car can smoke your car.
ANH: mine has 4 doors and a back seat. wanna try it out?

JEFF: You have me seriously craving briskets!
ANH: SUZY is PURE CHADOLBAEGI!

hmm, MIA? she probably made her niece delete me... AGAIN! haa

GALPAL: are you an undercover cop?! LOL you could be!
ANH: ooh, that information is... CLASSIFIED!

130222
uh jeff, you're making Jess Nguyen? fat with your FOODTOGRAPHY.

Don?: what? richard lost weight?
ANH: yeah, you know he was a fat guy. and when he came to visit, he looked like he lost 50 lbs. from just getting around in texas without a car!
DON: wow, really?
ANH: it's like SUPERMAN without his cape! like you showing up to my door with your shaggy hair all buzzed off! how am i supposed to react to that?! do i still ACCEPT you?

10 steps to Become More of an Awesome Person: #1... have good hygiene.

yes, i can also be friends with peeps who NEVER shower.

"There’s a fine line between CONFIDENCE and ARROGANCE... arrogance tries to impress others, while confidence doesn’t worry about whether others are impressed or not. You have to be comfortable in your own skin to be confident." JASON BARR

How to Become More of an Awesome Person:
#5... Be different and actually spell correctly / have grammar.
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BAHAHAA

"Women, the study found, were more diligent than men: 90 percent washed their hands, compared with only 75 percent of the men."
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hence, my not-shaking-hands-with-men policy. seriously, doods?!

yes, 25% of men do NOT wash their hands after using the bathroom! seriously, we have running water and soap. get with the program! eww

Jeff Poh, your exceptional DSLR FOODTOGRAPHY makes everyone's INSTACRAP look... crappy.
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Ryan Grotsky?: OPPS LOOL true story, bro!

JEFF: Guys who dont wash their hands after using the washroom are cavemen! Reason I dont touch public door knobs.
ANH: ...or men.

AWESOME people have more friends than COOL people... unless they're just LAME people who would accept ANYBODY!

ANH: that guy is really just a friend of an ex-friend.
JESSICA: I dunno. I thought you guys were close like hand-in-glove. LOL
ANH: like hand-in-pants? no.

friends with expensive DSLRs don't let clumsy friends borrow them.

"Are you one of those people who constantly text through chat speak? Honestly? There are so many people out there who type like they have no idea what actual words are anymore as if they've never had an education. It's sad."

120223
LIZZY & NANA [orangecaramel]
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JAKE: who's your ideal guy?
NANA: justin bieber.
LIZZY: mr bean. yeah, i know. i'm crazy, but it's okay!
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haa she's HILARIOUS!

beginning to believe that some peeps don't even know what URBAN LEGENDS are.

i also find some vietnamese girls attractive. is it wrong?

jebus, i smell like the asian market! should i shower before hitting... INCHEONWON?!

i seriously enjoy people too much. my curse, my blessing.

MIKE: Cleavage is nice, but there's something about a nice pair of legs that's both elegant and bewitching.

JEFF: You have turned me in a legsman. Kitty draws my attention but Joy keeps be wanting more!

LAME | COOL | AWESOME
baggage | coach | first class
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where do YOU fall into?

anyone i break up with marries the next guy. whaaat?

she still regards me as a friend, not a stranger like the other immature ones.

MIKE: KITTY is the one with the DDDs, right?
ANH: yeah,i have many exes.
MIKE: i lost track.
ANH: me too.

i couldn't hold it long enough riding joy doggystyle. too HOT! she should have a large tattoo on her back that says, "hold it... hold it... just 30 more minutes!".

130224
are you dillusional? the only sugar she'd give you is the one on her donut.

LEE SOOJUNG (news reporter) 509... without heels!
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why are you so versatile, ugly?!

ANH: LEE SOOJUNG's in my TOP 2!
MIKE: who's #1?!
ANH: KPOP.

Don Vu?: have you heard of GEN KBBQ?
Anna Kalika Tran?: it's in huntington beach, but they give you a 2-hour limit. bleh...
ANH: and we have a galpal who's ALWAYS 2 hours late! haa not gonna work out! INCHEONWON!
Emily Cheng?: omigod, i know who it is!
Fannie Hsieh?: no comment -_-

ANH: we koreans prefer meat on our women.
FILIPINO: ours have too much of it!
SAMOAN: *ahem*
DON: i'm FAT, alright?!

joy has plenty of BRISKETS! don called her THIGHS OF THUNDERA!

ANH: i'd do her without getting her pregnant.
MARIE: me?!
ANH: i don't do donut holes.

funny how so many women are stuck with less-than-desirable guys only cuz they got pregnant.

i will do SOOJUNG beyond recognition. you can still recognize JOY cuz she's built FORD TOUGH!

rebound marriages... stay away from them like the PLAGUE!

feel free to interact! i forget people, i don't ignore them.

130225
LEE SOOJUNG (news reporter, model, singer, sport enthusiast)
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jane-of-all-trades!

LEE SOOJUNG promoting UFC in japan
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the photographer isn't the least interested in the fighters! haa

i would comment on your posts, but everything is in hieroglyphs!

the status "it's complicated" should be "i'm stuck with this fool!".

"i can't get out of this relationship. he's paying for my rent."
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haa wow, so sad!

TUANSON: Nothing beats a good ol american style breakfast.
ANH: ...or a great pair of L'EGGS!

Jeff Poh John JQuach Ryan Grotsky Nick Nguyen...
LEGSMEN LEGION, UNITE!

like SUZY [MISS A], the KPOP world is GINORMOUS!

dunno what i was thinking. why did i even bother giving her a shot? the girl still dresses like a high schooler!

LOVE fashionistas like them uglies of RANIA. so frakkin' DAEBAK!

JOHN: Dude, I am getting dehydrated from all the drooling over LEE SOOJUNG.
ANH: BAHAHAA not my fault you have good taste!

LEE SOOJUNG
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NEPHEW: she looks like G.NA!
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seriously? my thought exactly! can he read minds?

if you haven't met, David Cook?, you don't know JACK... of all trades.
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DAVID: LOL com on, anh! het xay lap xuong!

JOY usually wore 4-inch heels... even in the shower. HOT!

"78% of college students don't smoke"? now, that's... FCUKTASTIC!

ANH: don't be a horse-ass, and get paid for posing nude, joy!
JOY: FCUK! my legs ARE more precious than kitty's boobs!
KITTY: i'm still sore! dat... MARKER!

i will not use SPOTIFY cuz i have more than enough music from my KPOP supplier, Jeff Poh?! GIGABYTE loads... it's a DRUG!
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JEFF: SUPPLIES! just dropboxed you 5 more gigs of songs! ROR

120226
how do i unsubscribe from ALL posts about sport teams? not the least interesting.

sorry if i missed your comments! i don't ignore people, facebook does.

LEE SOOJUNG (jane-of-all-trades)
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i should really consider dating tomboys again; they're just MORE FUN! can't stand princesses! just no lesbians, please. ugh...

i just tagged... EARTH.

are fully grown men dressed as women really supposed to be funny? cuz i always found that grotesque.

ELVIS > THE BEATLES
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Don Vu?: oh no, he dee-int!
phuong: LOL best believe it!

singer AILEE idolizes whitney houston? i'll forgive her for that since this ugly's vocal range is so phenomenal.

SEOUL MOTOR SHOW
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nevermind the car! which make is this model?!

everywhere we go, my mother is constantly mistaken for my wife. she too is a vampire!

ROBOT COMBAT LEAGUE... on SYFY NOW!

may THE LAST EXORCISM be the last exorcism film. those stories are not the least frightening. now, don't get me going about the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY franchise!

CONAN: the reason why women talk more than men is that they think we're listening.

JEFF: during my trip to paris, i'm gonna be careful... sample, not eat till full... small portions!
ANH: my french people sell food in small quantities anyway. no buffets... no COSTCO either!

120227
NEPHEW: uncle, you should take your sketchbook with you all the time.
ANH: oh, why?
NEPHEW: cuz you can find ideas EVERYWHERE!

120228
LEE SOOJUNG (reporter/model)
SAMSUNG LSJ509 powered by Android. APPLE what?

"thanks for commenting. nobody really talks to me."
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even awkward creepers are people!

alright, i'm tired of laughing! i'mma cancel out "BAHAHAA" entirely. you people will have to guess my mood. BAHAHAA

WOORI (RAINBOW's main rapper) in an absolutely exquisite hanbok.
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sonuvaBEEEEP! what is wrong with you, ugly?!

GIRL: are you japanese or korean?
ANH: yes.

ANH: daniel! can i make a reservation for INCHEONWON tomorrow?
Daniel Yongsuk Moon?: okay! no problem. what are you gonna eat today?
ANH: i'mma starve. BAHAHAA

oh well, i gave you a chance, you didn't take it. now, you're drowning in regrets.

he actually thinks everyone deserves a second chance? apparently, he hasn't been stabbed enough.

SHELDON: what computer do you have? and please, don't say "a white one".
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BIG BANG THEORY

ANDY: what's the difference between KARDASHIANS and CARDASSIANS?
CONAN: one's a grotesque race of aliens and the other one is from STAR TREK.

MIKE: But u're right... I don't think Cambodians or Thais have large breasts.
ANH: most asians don't. only freaks like kitty and don.

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ANH: I need these impractical designer holes in my jeans sewn back. too cold walking through the refrigerated aisles!
DON: I have designer holes around my nippular area.

GALPAL: Well, I'm excited to eat some meat! nom nom
DANIEL: did someone say... INCHEONWON?! ^^

130202
don't ask me if I love you. I don't know how to respond to that.

130203
her getting sick from a flu shot was both sad and hilarious!

130204
those "friends" that never interact that you've had in your list for so long cuz deleting them would be like severing ties with your cousins.

ANH: why do you look so tired? did you work today?
GALPAL: no, i'm just old! I'm 19, you know?

130205
"parti de rien, on est tous c'qu'on a. on fait qu'est c'qu'on peut avec tous c'qu'on a."
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Fonky Family

130207
FRANK: I still can't believe they got together. how?
ANH: haa who else could he get with, really? not just cuz the way he looks, but the way he is! frakkin' narcissist.

I lost another sock. HOW?!

coconut oatmeal raisin cookies... the only cookies that matter!

130208
if you cannot call me, you should already know that the best way to reach me is via FACEBOOK!

why are people driving so slowly in the rain? are they still trying to figure out how to turn their wipers on?

130209
cousin: how do i use your camera? the LCD isn't on.
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are you kidding me? it's a DSLR!

"can I still chat without wifi on my iPAD?"
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BAHAHA low-tech people crack me up!

chuc mung nam moi... het xai lap xuong!

130210
"FEAR... is to be looked through the eyes in order to rid of."
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War of the Arrows

130211
22 but never worked? sorry, had to drop you like you're hot.

damnit, other than my ex, just dropped a nut and dunno where it went.

130213
"friends don't let friends make HARLEM SHAKE videos."
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NODE

130215
"such a nice breeze... this is fall, right?"
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haa only in california!

130216
SOOYOUNG: you're a senior in the world of music, but you were my junior in high school.
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haa clever rap battler!

130217
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Ghost Protocol... 5 stars

130218
eww, that guy's molestache makes him look so sleazy... I should grow one!

RAINBOW releases a single every 1.5 years while T-ARA does that every 1.5 months. whatta...?

130220
quite tricky to strangle someone with their neck brace on.

130221
is OCTOMOM a notorious SPIDER-MAN villain?

JEFF: stupid phone! i turned off "auto-correct".
ANH: haa it doesn't work with korean words! like the "blink warning" on cameras doesn't work with chinky friends.

130224
MIKE: my. sinuses. nosebleed. from. JOY! those thighs!
ANH: she has no gag reflex. one way to shut her up is to put something in her mouth. angry sex is fun too!

ANH: you have to click on the thumbnail image to get the LARGE version before you can save it!
DON: wait, whaaat? no wonder ALL of my online images are in lo-rez!
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jebus, low tech people, I swear.

most stunners are just not at all interesting. more power to you if you're attractive with a fun personality to boot! you know who you are!

ANH: you need to draw on actual white paper, not on POST-ITs nor napkins!
MIKE: I draw with what I got.
ANH: draw on stephen's face when he's out cold, again.

"even if you throw me into a swamp, i'll find dry land. if you put me in the desert, i'll find water. and if I end up in hell, fire will evade me."
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EAST OF EDEN kseries
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wow, evil meets a greater evil.

POLICY: I will no longer confirm galpals' lovers, husbands, and stalkers.

for the guys always stuck in the friend zone, flash your money, she might fall for that.

130225
flash your dong (viet currency). she will fall for that. joy is a "cock lover!"

FCUKTASTIC to find out great music through friends. and some peeps can't find a use for facebook? psh! whatever!
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ROZA: haa LIKE for the first word! (new ANH word)

ANH: TAG! you're it! haa gotta catch me!
NEPHEW: voice tag... TAG! now, you're it.

130226
alright, if I laugh hard, it's understood I already LIKE your comment.

I have to remind myself... meatheads are people too!

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LEE SOOJUNG (reporter/model)
SAMSUNG LSJ509 powered by Android. APPLE what?

girls should stop posting photos of dogs. that's good eating for some.

"only those who have been loved know how to love."
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EAST OF EDEN kseries

"mark, if you don't choose me, you're gay."
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BURNING LOVE on E!

I hate those pretentious Bachelor/Bachelorette shows; and BURNING LOVE is a hilarious parody!