JANUARY

130101

i ran out of peeps to tag...

like some people, i'mma keep writing "2012" for at least a month.

AKB48
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i used to think 9 members for GIRLS' GENERATION was a lot. checkout this immensely famous japanese band with, guess what, at least 48 girls! whaaat?

white america basically only know GANGNAM STYLE when it comes to KPOP.

HANI: they call me DEEPTHROAT for my man-voice.
EUNJI: they call me DEEPTHROAT for a different reason. teehee!
LIME: "deepthroat"? HELLOOO PENIS!
MANDA: i both deepthroat AND swallow.
JOY: JEBUS! something i can't do?!
KITTY: swallow what? (returns to her coloring book)

CYBORG SHE
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"engaging, entertaining and memorable", indeed. wow, i'm still in awe.

130102
i'm exchanging extremely rare YAKUZA-regulated JPOP HD music videos with my KPOP dealer now. yes, the ones without microphones being blurred!

YUI ARAGAKI... why so... UGLY?!
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she may just be as popular as A-list actress HARUKA AYASE.

think carefully about the consequence. you don't want me to blacklist you.

130103
ANH: most peeps are fun... till the alcohol wears off.
GALPAL: i'm even MORE social with alcohol! haa

this should be the premise for a korean dramedy series: a guy disguising himself as a girl to be in a female band... till he's found out in the shower.
HANI: whaaat? and i thought you had a cameltoe!
EUNJI: ooh, SAUSAGE!

i missed like 3 exits cuz she was on the phone. haa

130104
the way you are affects how others behave.

ANH: haa watching videos of you and ethan! he's hilarious!
TENA: have i changed?
ANH: no, vampires don't change.

"wow, your hair is red! is it REAL?"
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haa can't believe she seriously asked that!

i just realized i'm responsible for bringing so many groups of friends together. this is a habit i have to stop, peaches!

enough with great personalities! i'mma start picking my best friends in terms of LOOKS! Don Vu, you gots to GOOO!

and Ky Le, grab the homemade videos from your DROPBOX, girly!

Nicole Tanner: LOL there goes anh again, putting everyone on BLAST!

Anthony ThePriest's laughter is more annoying than illegible short hand texts from a high school girl.

women... can't live with them...

ANTHONY: ihopeanhcanactuallyreadwhatijusttypedwithoutspaces
ANH: Nillililalalanilliliyanillilmambo!Nillililalalanilliliyanillilmambo!

if you still find DISNEYLAND entertaining, you must not be living 10 minutes from it.

INNOCENT MAN kseries
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a well-written romantic tale of vengeance and redemption.
one of THE best dramas i've seen (and i've seen dozens upon dozens!)

130105
"got someone different here now. i'm sure you feel like i let you down... you can try to point the finger at me."
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NADIA ALI

stop talking numbers to me. i hate math. such a typical asian stereotype! bleh...

unfortunately, i'm not gonna invite anymore single guys that cannot think with their brain to meet with my galpals anymore.

ANH: yeah, you better be starving for briskets! enjoy your packaged ramens in the meantime!
FANNIE: LOL how you know i've been eating ramen?!
ANH: i've been watching you through your webcam... yeah...
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i should be an undercover cop, damnit!

brown people scare me... Don Vu, you gots to GOOO!

130106
i don't even know how you mutual friends even know each other! is it me again? oh, yes it is.

my two ugly galpals were related?! whaaat?

"elle est partie... je n'ai pas tournee la page, je l'ai dechiree... j'essaye d'oublier."
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TUNISIANO

wow, thanks for reminding me. another photo album to delete!

when you start micro-managing your employees, that's when they start quitting. frakkin' clueless managers expecting you to work like a machine.

i totally fooled a video store employee with my phony australian accent... haa HILARIOUS!

happy to know they'd always pick me over the others.

i'mma shoot my food so up-close on MACRO mode that you'd have no idea what you're looking at.

nope, i haven't been hosting a large party at INCHEONWON! just tiny ones with insignificant friends.

i'mma assume beef brisket and pumpkin juice lover, Ky Le, is a foodie and will randomly tag this ugly on FOOD!

"don't stress me out! i keep a DEATHNOTE!"
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LIZZY of AFTERSCHOOL's SUPER sub-unit ORANGE CARAMEL
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the LOUD hyper ticklish natural-born clown!

130107
CINDY: you are so cool
ANH: haa thanks! and cindy so ugly! really nice to hear that from you, girly

130109
friendly breakup by association is starting to sound like a great idea.

listen, i like you, but your friend is kinda UNBEARABLE!

thanks a million, Emily Cheng, for always being behind me 100%! hate you, ugly monkey!

sooo glad i'm no longer included in those annoying group messages!

"Texans can't do KBBQ. It's so sad..."
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Nanashi Sama: true story, bro!

CONAN: APPLE may be making a less expensive version of their iphone. yes, they're calling it... a SAMSUNG!

to single moms getting back into the market... don't reveal how many kids you have! the guy is most likely gonna bolt!

olympic skater KIM YUNA for HITE beer, peaches!

130110
mofos blasting the sh*ttiest rap songs in their car are really only playing elevator jazz music at home. i'm not fooled.

whoa, didn't know this: LIME was actually trained at Medialine Entertainment to join AFTERSCHOOL before she was transferred to debut with HELLOVENUS!

say "corn flakes"...
there, you just said "conflicts" in an australian accent.

she thought i only socialize online. little does she know, i much prefer to mingle with 30+ friends out at a bar-lounge or... INCHEONWON! it's a MAD HOUSE! BAHAHAA

OOPS! did i just delete more photo albums?! sorry, i can't stand keeping memories of fakes.

ANH: i only eat at INCHEONWON every other day!
GALPAL: have you gone to the doctor to test your cholesterol?
ANH: psh! i always scrape the fat off those briskets! we eat healthy in my family. we're not CHINESE... nor FILIPINOS! BAHAHAA
GALPAL: are you still handsome?
ANH: haa RANDOM!

actress PARK SEYOUNG (FAITH kseries) for COCA COLA!
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seriously, woman?! SOUTH KOREA is truly a legsman's paradise!

oh noooes! after a few deletes, i'm down to just 9956 photos here!

130111
my girlfriend would get jealous of my sister for looking so ugly right out of bed. BAHAHAA

why do people bother fixing what's not meant to be?

130113
"AYASE Haruka injured her nose during the shoot and was crying her eyes out but still claimed it didn’t hurt. Later, she confessed that she didn’t want a director from Korea to think Japanese actresses are weak."
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director KWAK Jae-yong (CYBORG SHE)
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an A-list actress, she is!

130114
i'm reminded to check people's walls when they actually check mine.

it's extremely easy to forget people when you don't hear from them.

i hardly eat KBBQs... but when i do, it has to be... INCHEONWON!

psh! it ain't cold unless it's snowing!

JENN: miss you! haven't seen you since 2012!
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BAHAHAA sounds sooo FAR!

130115
thais aren't just great with action films, but they also make the sweetest love stories!

130116
singer/actress SUNG YURI even out-classes the women WITH class. bonafide GODDESS!

"the SUBWAY foot-long sub is only 11 inches."
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haa they're not REAL sandwiches anyway!

"If you smoke you are probably addicted and need help quitting. If you smoke around children, you are stupid. I'm sure you know how addictive, disgusting and dangerous smoking is. If you do it to a child, it's inexcusable."

"The smoking rate among Korean women is low due to social taboos. Samsung Electronics, the country's largest employer, is at the forefront of efforts to cajole workers to quit smoking."
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"Some firms in South Korea are pressing workers to kick the habit or miss out on promotions" (AFP, Jung Yeon-Je)

130117
whenever my girlfriend past checks up on me, that makes me quite happy. not every girl turns into a monster.

130118
i ain't touching his ipad. he brings it into the bathroom.

if you find spanish names in a list of asian friends, they're most likely just filipinos.
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Maria Conchita Alonzo Salvador Dela Cruz: IMPOSTORS!

peeps with their significant other in their profile pic apparently don't know what facebook is for.

"those who complain to each other about every silly things are the ones who love each other the most."

130119
"i've already erased you... curse and blame me... so i got tired of you after meeting that person."
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BLOCK B and MISS S collaboration, peaches!

SUNHWA: jooyeon is a fool! it takes a fool to know one!
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haa self-deprecating people are so much more fun!

"Fake friends are typically ashamed of who they are. They hate any and everything that has to do with honesty. It's lies that keep them feeling good about themselves. These types of friends also feel the need to compete with you on a regular basis."
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yep, sounds a lot like some mofos i know!

"Be the person you want to be and you'll attract individuals with the same beliefs, opinions, values, etc. The truth always comes out."

some friends are just friends for the sake of networking. i can easily pick those out. you know who you are!

didn't wanna make it a big deal, but how do people know when you change your profile pic?!

no, i really don't mind Jenn Lee, Lee Jamie, Vince Blak Sheep, and Chris Rasmussen, Crystal Mira. they're my korean people! and Lee Jamie thinks having her last name first would make her south korean. BAHAHAA

for those of you who still bother to follow me, thanks a million!
i thought it was only Jeff Poh.

Anhjun Lozfen likes ugly girls.

Crystal: you haven't met up with Emily and Fannie in a while, huh?
ANH: no, dunno if i really wanna see their ugly faces.

i'm fed up with average people. i'mma hangout with hollywood celebs.

if you were never comfortable around me unless you were high, you have a problem.

GALPAL: i'mma try and bake some CURRY macaroons!
indian guy Cyrus: holy... jebus...

ANH: yes, i have many personalities.
SUZY: i have horse teeth. LOL
Don Vu: have you seen mines?! holy shiitake!

130120
i'm fine with eyes and some nose surgeries, but the rest of the face shouldn't be touched. duck people should stay in beverly hills! jebus, my anhdroids have more expressions.

JEFF: ooh, food and kpop uglies... that's like going to INCHEONWON!
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BAHAHAA this is in response to Mnet's TASTY ROAD food show! best believe it!

130121
you have almost 3,000 friends?! no, thank you. i rather not confirm your request.

130122
NEPHEW: does uncle Don have a job?
ANH: yeah, why?
NEPHEW: so why does he look homeless?
ANH: BAHAHAA what makes him look homeless?!
NEPHEW: his CRAZY hair!

Jeff Poh eats, shoots, and posts the YUMMIEST FOODS! damn you, korean brother from another mother!

JEFF: Canada doesn't have many mexicans. They couldn't get across the 2nd border. LOL
ANH: haa she got in my pants!

"remembering a wrong is like carrying a burden on the mind." BUDDHA

130123
jebus, just had my dunch! what now?!

JEFF: I love English to Hangul transations like:
DOLLS = ?? (DOLSU)... the extra vowel at the end again!
ANH: like KANJI: Mc Donald's = Maku Donarudo
JEFF: BAHAHAA "cheezu caku"!
ANH: "computadora"! no, wait...

i just invited INCHEONWON's president, Daniel Yongsuk Moon, to INCHEONWON if it's okay with you, peaches!

my ex pushed up her DDDs and couldn't breathe.

Don Vu, i'm craving for your favorite restaurant...
MAKU DONARUDO!

AMY: do you talk way too much?
ANH: no, i think way too fast to be talking.

ANH: omo, type faster! use more than TWO fingers!
JON: that's what she said!

always been mistaken for a vampire. strange...

JEFF: Why is the internet so slow? Oh, Anh's using all the bandwidth with facebook!

if you peaches don't mind, i'mma mix everybody's seating so you can kick it with different faces for once! i enjoy taking peeps out of their comfort zone.

i've decided to allow race mixing at INCHEONWON this time. not just for blacks, but also albino redheads!

"your friends are cool and interesting... mine are boring!"
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BAHAHAA YES! i always prefer the eccentrics!

GIRLS' GENERATION band of 9!
a type for every day of the week!

there won't be awkward moments with my peaches. they usually do all the talking and drunken monkey dances while i steal their BRISKETS!

i only seem different cuz you can't read my mind in person like you do on facebook.

(at KAJU TOFU, DON sits between ANH and MARK)
ANH: i can't see mark with his head! (points at don's)
(don moves outta the way)
ANH: i can't see mark with his head! (points at mark's)

if you're inviting EXTRAS, you have to let me know ASAP so i can DISINVITE others! half the peeps i invite won't show up anyway. BAHAHAA

i'm hungry just looking at my own photos again. mmm uglies...

130126
wait, there're vegetables at INCHEONWON too?! haa i DO eat even MORE greens there!

some peeps easily make your day so much brighter! you know who you are!

Fannie Hsieh: LOL INCHEONWON is the only place I like for kbbq now! Nothing else satisfies quite as well.
Emily Cheng: LET'S GOOO!
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haa say it like it is, ugly monkeys!
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Daniel Yongsuk Moon: as president of INCHEONWON, i approve of this ad. ^^

130126
Justine Pham: i LOVE to laugh! LOL
ANH: in that case, you need to see Don's face.

DISINVITING... something only ANH would do. BAHAHAA

if i got off facebook, everyone would be lost! they wouldn't know how to meet each other at... INCHEONWON!

i steer clear of people who only hang out with their own kind like... the PLAGUE! they tend not to be that interesting either. Zzzzzz

(on Jess Nguyen's wall)
Don Vu and David Cook seem to REALLY like you two AWESOME people! i don't get it.

why do i keep introducing peeps to my AWESOME friends?! i should give a chance to the ones at the bottom of the barrel.

button-flies... dumbest idea EVER!

130127
i wanna shoot you till you get sick of yourself, ugly!

"and never take the stairs cuz they're often UNSAFE! there's no such thing as too much PURELL!"
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BAHAHAA these SNL boys are HILARIOUS!

sorry if i haven't tagged you on your photos. i forgot your name! BAHAHAA

i really forgot what that ugly viet's name was... "marie rattatouille"? can someone tell me?

lemme post you photos from before we've met!

how did you know i am up? i wasn't even posting!

this year is such an odd number. yet again, i consider 13 and 333 lucky numbers.

130128
DON: you made me sick of briskets. too much of anything isn't good!
ANH: so.... when can i borrow your wife?

her name was "Ratattouille Maria Nguyen", i think.

Ratattouille Maria Conchita Alonzo... Dela Cruz... Nguyen... Jr

BULLYING is a serious issue not to be taken lightly. if you are being harassed for any reason, get the support you need from your friends and family IMMEDIATELY! you really do have people who love you more than you think.

perfection can be found in someone who's physically imperfect. the sweetest most caring personality will make you... perfect.

i enjoy playing a jerk... tremendously! that's why i took all the TOM CRUISE roles in acting class.

only embrace positive people. the rest can keep having their hate for everyone and themselves devour their mind.

ANH: actually, he might not make it to INCHEONWON, but will be disappointed when you do!
Fannie Hsieh: Why not? :(
ANH: because you are?

130129
HYORIN: That's right. I do not wear anything when I sleep.

Adam Cayton-Holland: my mother's from the south, so i grew up half-racist... you know what it means when it's sunny, but it's raining outside, right...? it means that the devil is beating his wife!

130130
Russell Peters: scooters are the SUVs of VIETNAM!

JEFF: Wisdom teeth are useless! They make you need braces!
ANH: EXACTLY! remove all of those useless fockers... from your friends list! haa

THE AMERICANS is on FX... NOW!

130131
alright people, stop uploading low-rez videos of videos (like the ones where you shoot videos of your crappy tube TV screen)! only those who can't even operate a GPS do that... and FOBs.
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Emily Cheng: what exactly is a tube TV?!
Don Vu: beats me. what's a smartphone?
Fannie Hsieh: omigod... i'm glad i'm the NERDY one!

the ones who succeed are those who face their fears and overcome them.

130101
my uncle just found out about SUZY [MISS A] and is taken by her too! haa

UNCLE: ooh, we get to see kids!
ANH: haa YEAH!
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BAHAHA he wants to watch GIRLS' GENERATION!

130102
can someone tell them that singing "like a good neighbor, state farm is there" doesn't help? 'noying!

130103
DEAL BREAKER: girls that are terrible with kids... USELESS!

sorry I couldn't make it happen. but i'll take being good friends over being strangers anyday.

130105
the word GREAT should always be entirely in CAPS.

I have terrible short-term memory. however, it does return to me within 10 minutes. BAHAHA

why is LUCY LIU always playing a japanese when she looks more chinese?

all the japanese uglies in "FAST & FURIOUS tokyo drift" were played by koreans... not a surprise.

130106
I try not to assume anything, but most of the time, i'm right about people. some are just impossible to compromise with.

love it when I get introduced to amazing artists through film/series soundtracks.

you can invite him to INCHEONWON when I'm not going. BAHAHA

130107
how about those people who pose the EXACT same way in every shot?

130108
thanks a million to the california sun!

GALPAL: you gotta listen to this song!
ANH: oh, is it in english?
GALPAL: yeah, why?
ANH: ugh...

GALPAL: don't you have a certain time frame when you wanna have kids?
ANH: haa no, I'm not a woman.

don't bother calling me with a new number; I won't pick up. text me with your name instead!

ORANGE CARAMEL interview
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JJANG: what is your favorite costume for halloween?
LIZZY: a zombie.
NANA: a vampire.
RAINA: a bunny.
LIZZY: (turns to raina) we will EAT YOU!
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BAHAHA LIZZY is always such a RIOT!

130110
for some reason, I have more in common with south koreans and japs.

CHINA = ITALY
South KOREA = FRANCE
JAPAN = BRITAIN
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CHINA is the origin of asian art. KOREA is in the front line of fashion.
JAPAN has bad teeth.

EX: if we were still together, what would we do more of?
ANH: more... SEX?
EX: haa of course! but other than that!

"Attack Of The Show" is down to its final episodes? good riddance... I stopped watching it ever since ugly OLIVIA MUNN left!

130110
I hate the DOAs (dead on arrival). the ones who just signed up, but aren't active at all!

MOM: why don't you ask her out?
ANH: nooo! i'm now GAY, alright?!
MOM: then, why don't you date your gay ex?!
ANH: that doesn't make any sense! she likes women too!
MOM: haa then, you two can be a new age gay couple!

those who haven't changed their profile pic in a year are pretty much safe to delete.

GIRL: big breasts don't leave much room for a heart.
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ONE FINE DAY kseries
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haa sooo TRUE!

TENA: alright, till next time... think about sex!
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BAHAHA like guys don't think about it without being reminded!

130111
"if you weren't my brother, I would have fallen in love with you a long time ago."
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ONE FINE DAY kseries
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haa this is what makes korean series so addictive!

130113
PETER: are those fart noises? (dubstep)
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FAMILY GUY

130114
this weather is a little hot.

HARDCORE PAWN is a good show

130115
GUY: what an ugly face. i've taken a good look. i'm leaving now.
GIRL: wait... when will you come back?
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"The Moon That Embraces the Sun" kseries

130116
some girls look good... till they smile. please, don't smile.

"a gentleman does not complain to the heavens, and bear grudges against people."
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The Moon That Embraces the Sun

130117
I don't make a big deal and stress out over every little thing. learn to exhale, peaches.

"it's impossible between a man and a woman to be friends or siblings."
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Take Care of the Young Lady KSERIES

130120
damn you, TASTY ROAD! i'm craving and salivating over KIMCHI!

JESSICA ALBA's acting is unbearably horrid.

"we're all human. we all have the right to live... and to hope."
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The Sinking of Japan

130122
ANH: must. cut down. on beef. getting. too. STRONG!
SUZY: LOL cuz of it, I can break four boards with one punch!

130123
"living a lifetime looking at someone who doesn't love you... is misfortune. i'm grateful for you for this time."
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BRIDAL MASK kseries

I bring friends together who would never have met under normal circumstances. who cares if you have nothing in common! I am the nucleus.

KY: There's a list?? Hahaha. I feel so VIP! I'm on the list! i'm with ANH!

130124
thanks to the G-RATED comment, I just dreamt about fannie not being G-RATED. whoa...

i'm struck with inspiration when I least expect it. thanks, ugly!

McClane: how d'you know I was a cop?
cabby: you don't look like a lawyer!
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A Good Day to DIE HARD

"I wish I could draw you like he does."
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yeah, I only really draw portraits when I'm inspired.

the MUNG BEAN milk tea is OMGWTFKBBQ! get it, chug it, and get another one, peaches!

Impractical Jokers is HILARIOUS!

130125
"beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder."

130126
to those of you who always think you're being stalked online, i'm sorry, but those peeps are most likely just being social. you're not that special.

JUSTINE: you don't care what people think of you; and care for those who care enough to stay. I admire that about you :)

GUY: say... you wanna go out with me? i'm not ugly, am I?
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The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

"a computer is like a human brain. once you get in, it's like looking into one's mind."
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GHOST kseries

to the few peeps that I've blocked... i'm sorry, but you can't even read this apology! BAHAHAA

130127
ANH: when you spray for deodorant and totally miss your armpit. it happens.
DON: what's deodorant?

"some get a disease and live. some get worse and die."
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CONTAGION

OUTBREAK > CONTAGION
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hands down, more thrilling and entertaining!

sorry, i sometimes don't get notified for your comments! i don't ignore people.

do you... INCHEONWON?!

130128
she always has guys adding her, yet she finally adds me for some reason. haa boobs don't easily impress me... unless they're DDDs! haa

just called INCHEONWON to reserve, and she was like, "anh? oh! ANH!". haa they know me?

EX: it's not always about you, anh.
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whatta... it's called SOCIALIZING, you frakkin' hermit!

omo, is that asian ugly a teacher?! so HOT! looks AND brains!

peeps keep adding me just to regret it when I invade their newsfeed! BAHAHA

"because I am next to the sun, I don't need any other light," said the princess to the king.
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The Moon That Embraces the Sun

130129
why mofos waste their energy insulting others online is beyond me! haa

how easily people believe in all sorts of hoaxes. think logically, stop living with fear! jebus

130130
this mofo eats up my left turn lane, yet has the audacity to honk back at me. those with beat up cars are officially the worst drivers! they couldn't care less if they hit you.

130131
I wouldn't talk behind your back. everyone knows I usually say it right here. yeah, right here.

"who's coming to INCHEONWON?"
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ALL OF FACEBOOK! haa I have no idea how to accommodate everyone. you guys might have to talk to strangers!

facebook has broken countless "friendships". it absolutely can show people's true colors.

Craig Ferguson: GENESIS is a beautiful name! are you religious?
Genesis Rodriguez: uh no, my parents are just very big GENESIS fans.

Genesis Rodriguez: I ate so much for the holidays.
Craig Ferguson: so how come you're so thin?
Genesis Rodriguez: oh, i'm really-- i'm good... to eat.

death row prison guard: on the day of my judgment, when god asks me why I killed one of his miracles, what am I supposed to say? that it was my job?
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THE GREEN MILE

mi xa siu, peaches!
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shot right before I dropped my phone into it.