DECEMBER

121201
haa BIGBANG horse-dancing PSY up to the stage for his "artist of the year" award!

to those adding me to Google+... sorry guys! you'll most likely find me here! i'm like Tenzin Seldon on that network... MIA!

SAMSUNG is also beating WACOM at its game with its revolutionary NOTE and S-pen technology, making digital drawing more accessible to everyone... not just professionals.

BAHAHAA i see peeps shooting photos with their tablets! it looks so AWKWARD! watch them start taking calls holding those up to their EARS!

accidentally posted from someone else's wall. haa SOWEEE!

i always predict technological advancements, but nobody ever believes me.

NBC PRIMETIME is too conservative for CONAN. the comedic genius truly belongs on CABLE! perform for your crickets, JAY!

AILEE - into the storm (feat verbal jint)
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ANH: so harmonious together! they need to do more!
JEFF: AGREE! when collaborations with rappers just work out so well.
ANH: can't go wrong with HWAYOUNG!
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ANHJUN - onto the bed (feat hwayoung)

GIRLS' GENERATION interview... haa that reporter asked TAEYEON with perfect korean pronunciation! black peeps are just more open to all music. DAEBAK!

121202
SISTER: why is it so cold?!
MOM: cuz it's not hot.

wow, this christmas tree my nephew wanted looks and even SMELLS REAL! lemme test it out with this lighter...

121203
CHIME: don got married?!
ANH: don's been married for years! you're just a little younger than his kids. haa

(about marie ngan)
CHIME: Damn I guess she thinks she is too pretty for u or some shit. Dude no offense but did u see Marie's bf. he looks like a dumbfuck

HWAYOUNG [T-ARA]
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a LEGSMAN's worst nightmare... a leggy kpop ugly performing in a cast. whatta... NOOO!

i actually give my dog a back massage. now, how many dogs get that?!
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nephew: ONE!

121205
STEWIE: Wait a minute, Germany's building Weapons of Mass Destruction? Well, why doesn't America go in there and kick their asses?
BRIAN: I dunno, maybe because they don't have any oil.
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FAMILY GUY

121206
NEPHEW: can i pick those mushrooms?!
ANH: yeah sure, the ones where the dog always does his doody are perfectly safe.

121207
"there's a rumor that HITLER's grandfather was a jew."
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BAHAHAA well, someone fcuked up even worse than i thought!

"HITLER was rejected from art school because he couldn't draw humans."
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whew, i'm SAFE! i won't be killing MILLIONS!

hmm, among family members, let's see who's next on my "unfriend" russian roulette...

121208
we only throw the dog in his cage so he won't constantly hump our guests.

ANH: even my mom finds SUZY charming. and she's CRITICAL!
JEFF: hah SUZY has mom's approval. PROPOSE!
ANH: BAHAHA suzy would just smile and go with it.
SUZY: LOL this is a game show, right?

jebus, at least, learn the human anatomy before you can take on any tattoo art projects. those are getting inked on people, for crying out loud!

there are scammers out there. i'mma have to stop sharing photos with you peeps... NOT! haa why shoot anything if you're not gonna SHARE?!

if at any time you feel down, think "what would WILL FERRELL do?".

most of my peeps signed up for DROPBOX, but have no clue how to use it. i think they're still using floppy disks to share.

121209
HANI [EXID]
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got distracted by JUNGHWA and LE. why didn't i notice this ugly BEFORE?!
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HANI: LOL cuz i'm the band's secret weapon, peaches!

the silent laughters are the loudest.

i like followers that pay me surprise visits here! love you [jong]!

ANH: jizzed.
HANI: that's what he did just for laying on my lap.
EUNYOUNG's thighs: we second that.
EUNYOUNG's tiny nose: can't. BREATHE!

FINALLY! a restaurant serving horse meat GANGNAM STYLE in ontario, canada! BRISKETS!

omo omo, Fannie Hsieh is active?! hate you and miss you, ugly monkey!

when someone LIKE what they just posted, they're usually either drunk or stoned.

JESSICA ALBA gets by with her ugliness. her acting was mediocre to begin with... now it's worse.

SHIN BORA... comedienne/singer extraordinaire!
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some chinky girls are just plain DAEBAK!

DON: what happened?! you used to read a lot! you even read books before they even get printed!
ANH: bleh... i much prefer enjoying myself with uglies, drawing uglies, kpop uglies, and... INCHEONWON!
DANIEL: LOL thank you mr. vice president ^ ^

perhaps i should post more dudes instead! naaah...

Anhjun Lozfen tagged himself in each and everyone of his photos.

121210
JEFF: ooh ooh! springrolls using brisket as the wrapper instead of rice paper!
ANH: enveloping MORE briskets inside! GENIUS!
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Don Vu: jebus, can you say EMERGENCY ROOM?!
ANH: dipped in BRISKET SAUCE! WOOHOO!

i need a bracelet with WWWFD engraved on it.
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What Would Will Ferrell Do?

EMILY: i used to accept anyone, but i don't do that anymore... creepers.
ANH: yes, since you're an ugly girl. i should warn Don Vu to stop posting himself posing in his thong... backwards.

those who conceal their privacy by just having flowers or frakkin' cars as their profile pic, but only come across as creepers.
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EMILY: Emily Cheng: am i really talking to a car?! i don't enjoy talking to cars if you know what i'm saying.
ANH: haa yes, even via webcam, they don't react much.

JEFF: I think HANI [EXID] isn't our little secret anymore! quite a few fancams.
ANH: haa good thing she's popular!
JUNGHWA: i've been forgotten. WAAAHAHAHAA!
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selling features of the JUNGHWA anhdroid: BIG mouth, BIG sound!

121211
Anhjun Tenzin Sherab Lozfen
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you've just been MINDFCUKED.

Anhjun went to INCHEONWON yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

121212
some girls, you can easily tell, are a handful even before you start dating them; and i'm not talking about cup sizes! that bitchy aura is undeniable.

more INSTACRAP getting posted?

INSTAGRAM... how to make your crappy photos look even crappier with cheap filters.

well, that's another "girl" i had to delete. sorry, i cannot talk to anyone without a face.

it's like, "whattaheo! am i talking to flowers?". use a frakkin' face for your profile pic! are you elephant woman?!

since JUNGHWA's laughter is so LOUD, her name shoud be JUNGHWAHAHAA!

everytime some stranger wants to add me, i really have to ask "did you add me by accident?"; cuz that happens half the time with fat fingers on "smart"phones!

JIYUL: I LOVE PHO!
TAEYEON: you should try PHO KING.
ANH: jebus, watch your language, girly! always the innocent looking ones!

leading woman: there's a man from my past. he was rich, but his face-- ugh... nonono, i couldn't do it!
fortune teller: did you two go out?
leading woman: oh, i dated him for three months.
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FAITH (action dramedy kseries) is frakkin' entertaining!

"the only certain happiness in life is to live for others. happiness is only real when shared." CHRIS McCANDLESS
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INTO THE WILD

121213
MOM: you know, they say the world is ending december 21st?
ANH: why do people bother with christmas shopping then? wait, didn't the world end in 2000?

twin sisters Hwayoung [T-ARA] & Hyoyoung [COED]
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MIKE: you take the ugly one... i'll take the uglier one!! hah!!
ANH: i can't tell! all them asian twins look alike!

T-ARA - YAYAYA
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one of the worst songs EVERRR! but at least, they never fail with DAEBAK visuals! so UGLY!

those dumbass peeps who comment with spoilers. yeah, you know them!

certain dudes i cannot tag on korean uglies due to their jealous girls. the rest are gay, amish... or both.

121216
i avoid the news like the PLAGUE! i claim ignorance. leave me be in my happy world of kpop uglies and eye-smiles.

your facebook newsfeed is the most interesting of all my friends...true story!

"how can someone with so much to lose beat someone with nothing to lose?"
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INNOCENT MAN kseries

AMISH MAFIA... on the DISCOVERY channel
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i think they're trafficking corn.

"your facebook newsfeed is the most interesting of all my friends... true story!"
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LIKE

121217
ANH: wow, CHAEWON's hand looks so soft and feminine.
JEFF: as long as they're no man-hands!
HYEJEONG: or man-face.
how is ANDY RICHTER not sounding like himself when he announces on the show?

121218
GALPAL: let's exchange pictures!
ANH: why don't you log into facebook mobile then? it's easier for me to share photos that way! what's a smartphone for?!
GALPAL: my phone is only for texting and porn.

(meeting for a movie at Bella Terra)
ANH: why are you late? when d'you get off work?
TENA: i almost got MURDERED on my way here.
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BAHAHAA her choice of words!

121219
JEFF: the korean cashier at Hmart. too ugly! perfect teeth, flawless skin! OTTOKE!?
ANH: sonuvaBEEEEP! UGLIES don't belong as mere cashiers! they should ALL be on TV!

can you use DRAGON Speech Recognition software with broken english and/or ghetto talk?

121220
KIM SOOYUM tm
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can't. resist. those. korean. EYE-SMILES! haa she looks like a tiffany, seohyun, hani hybrid!

David Cook was tagged in your photo. -- with ALL of facebook.

TIFFANY [SNSD]
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brightest, ugliest eyesmile EVERRR! yet, she's KoreAm!

you can't control me with your boobs, woman. i'm a LEGSMAN!

SUNNY [SNSD] wearing a "welcome, motherfuckers" cap
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BAHAHAA can't believe her english-speaking bandmates, TIFFANY and JESSICA, just let her wear that!
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tiffany/jessica: LOL shhh! she won't know what it means!

OMGWTFKBBQ HWAYOUNG, TARA's former rapper, to sign with same acting company as MOON CHAEWON's?! she's definitely taking a better path and will bring plenty of viewers to her series! WOOHOO!

should i really bother getting my car paid off since it's DOOMSDAY tomorrow?

LINDT lindor hazelnut chocolate...

piano. teacher. too. scrumptious. must. RESIST!

yes, it's true... the french don't like americans. i hate you all equally! especially those ugly south koreans!

to those who worry about EVERYTHING!
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"i reject your reality and substitute my own."

KARI BYRON [MYTHBUSTERS] is "pretty cute... for a white girl."

JEFF: kari byron has a kid!
ANH: i knew about the pregnancy. i was there.

HAPPY DOOMSDAY and MELLY CHLISTMAS, PEACHES!

some peeps are clueless to how tagging works.

i only tag the privileged. i actually dread doing it.

perfect night to be watching 2012!

AMY: you eat so much food! are you a foodie?
ANH: a "fruity"?
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haa i hardly even use that term!

NAEUN [APINK]: good with my hands?! ah, i see what you did there.

i've mentioned so many kpop uglies, everyone's lost track! most can only remember AILEE and TIFFANY. BAHAHA

i have "friends" in my list i really don't recall adding. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

i'mma have to add Holly Kham to my LEGSMEN CLUB as well!

GALPAL: sorry for the late reply! just had my breakfast.
ANH: couldn't type with your mouth full, huh?
GALPAL: hey! i'm good with my hands!

121222
HYORIN: i wear nothing to bed. and my ass takes a lot of real estate. teehee
HYORIN's ass: she can't sleep on her back cuz of me.
EUNYOUNG's nose: still. can't. BREATHE!
MISS A: uhoh! uhoh! i can't breathe!
ANH: in my world, EVERYTHING TALKS! see what great sleep does to me? haa
TAEYEON: ROR i made sure he slept well, alright! ^^

NINE MUSES
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they're down to 7 band members. someone fcuked up on the name. haa

ANH: 6 is an odd number for a band.
JEFF: actually, it's an even number. haa

sooo many people-- i meant, PHOTOS to delete!

Joyce Mojica, i think CHARLIE was a fictional character i met at your HARROWEEN party. there is NO such thing as a GINORMOUS penguin that can talk! i knew i shouldn't have had that "special" brownie before hitting your place!

TATTOO NIGHTMARES
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to those clients who cannot take the pain of getting tattooed, give them some alcohol... or a brownie!

i stopped wishing happy birthdays; it's redundant. when my galpals reach 18, i delete them.
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BRANDON: good. you don't want anything over the expiration date.

121223
seldom do i find any viet dudes i can really click with. Don Vu doesn't count! he's mexican.

i would pay a monthly fee to get rid of those frakkin' ads on YouTube!

damn you, YOUTUBE related videos column! can't STOP!

he was so persistent and made my galpal so uncomfortable that i had to have Don Vu intervene and come onto HIM!

JOY: my cameltoe is always mistaken for a penis.
JEFF: plus, you're THAI!
JOY: yay...

NAEUN: like Fannie Hsieh, i smile with all of my 42 teeth!
SUZY: i have no room for gums! LOL

she insisted on calling me OPPA, but i really didn't like it. they have to earn it!

JEFF: Nanashi = Brian?
ANH: Nanashi = Mike
Mike = NANA [AfterSchool]

it's not rocket science. read my message and click on the obvious link. jebus, how do peeps function without using their brain?

they're not zombies! they're just cannibals on drugs! seriously?

121224
i no longer feel the need to try hard with anyone. i already know plenty of AWESOME peeps! FCUK IT!

the most social ones always surprise me. it should NEVER be that difficult to open up to others. you know who you are! LOVE YOU, PEACHES!

like every race, i hate all you uglies EQUALLY!

ANH: what a GINORMOUS smile you have!
Fannie Hsieh: omigosh, just did family photos. so much smiling -__-
ANH: BAHAHAA that shouldn't be hard for you. that's your trademark!

considering average american female height being 503, 506 is tall for an asian girl! haa SUZY, SULLI, and JIYOUNG are GIANT KPOP BABIES!

FANNIE: LOL i would be the one to babysit Emily's puppy!
ANH: leave it at the chinese restaurant.
FANNIE: LOL omigosh, they're gonna eat her!
ANH: BAHAHAA that's what i say when i throw my uglies to the wolves!
random ugly: oh, noooes!

Nanashi Sama, you and Ryan Grotsky are the very few cambos that are genuinely DAEBAK!

ANH: that photo was taken right before I dropped my android phone into the jug of raspberry wine soju.
iPHONE: LOL LIKE!

INCHEONWON president, Daniel Yongsuk Moon, just grabbed my ass again. so i went ahead and reached for his, but all i felt was his FAT wallet!
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DANIEL: "fat wallet" does not mean MONEY! all receipts n business cards LOL
Don Vu: LOL same here! anh calls mine the BURGER WALLET.

SUZY [MISS A]
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also known as THE GIANT BABY and HORSETEETH.

as FCUKED UP as this world is, there are also VERY beautiful things that exist here. you uglies keep me happy!

INCHEONWON with my peaches!
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SHIORI, Ky Le, and Kelley Nagano the 12 year-old aka KEL-E or--
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DON: FETUS!
ANH: nonono, that's really cranberry juice!

Don Vu
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You've been friends for, like, FOREVER!
Give him a gift?
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ANH: uh... no.

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
s-- no, wait. that can't be right.

(5:00 am)
Nanashi Sama: happy chrishmakwanzakaa!!
ANH: GOODNIGHT!

121225
don't kids realize SANTA is not even the same guy every time they see him anywhere?

121226
you uglies without any personality, you are seriously slipping...

i hate girls that try to be fun, but fail MISERABLY.
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HANI: ROR that's LE!
JUNGHWA: BAHAHA my volume dial is BROKEN!

CRAIGSLIST: We are seeking a freelance storyboard artist who has created storyboards in the past.
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too bad, i've only created storyboards from THE FUTURE!

love them dudes and lesbionics who have the same taste. they just easily get me.

"you left me feeling empty, but everything still turned out fine. no thanks to you. you can try and point the finger at me, but you knew this would happen. i would move on... i don't wanna remember back."
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NADIA ALI
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wow, this song hits me every time.

"casinos gained $35 billion in game revenues last year."
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so yeah, keep donating your money, people!

there's a difference between LESBIANS and LESBIONICS.

the Emergency Alert System is like nails across a chalkboard! sounds like a donkey call! i just turn my TV off when it comes on.

121227
LILY: you don't break up with someone on their birthday through the answering machine!
MARSHALL: yeah, dude. email!
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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

BARNEY: you know what picks me up when i'm down...? other people's misfortunes.

HANI [EXID]
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an ugly with good humor and BRAINS! triple threat! haa and she does an AWESOME rugged man-voice!

SAMSUNG: anything you make, we can make it better... PEACHES!

again, asian dudes, stop sporting that buddhist monk look... unless you're THAT religious.

BAHAHAA Justine Pham is too quick with responding! she comments on my posts even BEFORE they get posted! whaaat?

Christopher Lobsang Sherab Vu, nice tibetan name, by the way.

121228
when you're meaning to be on your desktop for 30 minutes, then it turns into HOURS! yep, it happens.

CYBORG SHE
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from the same korean director of popular MY SASSY GIRL, this japanese sci-fi romantic comedy film really took me by surprise. HIGHLY recommended! i'mma frakkin' get the DVD for once!

foreign romantic films EASILY put hollywood to shame.

get those photos while you still can! cuz any album with you-know-who in it WILL BE DELETED! MUAHAHAA

EDDY: plenty of downtime here at work for me to watch all the drama series i want.
ANH: yeah, plenty of privacy in the restroom!

Eddy Hao watches everything BEFORE they even get produced!

121201
KY: I can't believe you call your friends JAPS!
ANH: why? it's short for JAPANESE.

omo, what are you people smoking?! that's not an alien that washed up onto the beach... it's a RACCOON!

using earplugs to sleep... why do other voices sound even clearer?

VOICE 1: must. update. STATUS!
VOICE 2: beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop

121202
whoa, the scent from that pine tree is getting to me. so this is what CANADA smells like!

mmm... CANADA DRY...

(THE EXPENDABLES 2 trailer showing)
MOM: is it korean?
ANH: yeah, yes, it is.

MAMA awards watched by 2.3 billion viewers?!

TABLO [EpikHigh] performing as the joker! haa

my sister's dad hates PSY. just because he makes billions of people happy? haa sorry he doesn't produce your old-fashioned music!

love both bands, but SISTAR should've won for "best dance performance" instead of f(x).

121203
alright, i'm forced to start executing peeps who've been DOA.

sleep is overrated. I get so much done without it.

I don't ignore you. I hardly check newsfeeds; and if you never post anything, oh well! haa

I usually check posts that crack me up. you can take your repetitive rants and shove 'em!

INCHEONWON president, daniel, wants a desk with a built-in grill in my VP office. SHWEEET!

SISTER: (picks nephew up) aww so CUTE! (puts him down) okay, that's enough for me! I don't have time for this.
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haa this is how REAL career women feel about kids!

nephew: RICH!
ANH: no, you don't want a name like RICH.
nephew: like uncle RICH! he's not even rich, but his name is RICH.
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haa smarty pants alien head.

ANH: why won't you play with white girls?
NEPHEW: cuz they're weird... haa kidding! I only play with white boys.
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haa someone needs more flavor!

can you use a SCANTRON to play the LOTTO instead?

having tea and commies... turning british.
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*cookies... haa damn auto-correct! I wouldn't mind north korean commies though.

"SOUTH KOREA is producing many of the best films in the world." ROGER EBERT
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best believe it, peaches!

121205
KY: Lol !!!!! so proud of you!! You lasted for more than a minute!

someone tell that QuiBids girl that "NO! you can't get a frakkin' iPAD for $23!"

121206
"hatred is only possible when there's any feelings left."
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KING2HEARTS kseries

MOM: does this mean you'll be having michigan for dinner?
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BAHAHA she meant CHIMICHANGA!
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ROJI: ROR mexican is difficult!

"can money really buy you dignity and intelligence? of course, it can't... the most important thing in life is... people."
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KING2HEARTS kseries

121207
she sends me a selca with a smile that brightens my day. those charming girls. eww

TENA: is don's hair that long?
ANH: he's mistaken for a mexican woman.
TENA: LOL That's what I thought when I first met him..,;)

121208
yes, I supply ugly girls and AWESOME FOOD!

"you think only north korean women are strong? south korean women are strong too."
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KING2HEARTS kseries
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SUZY: LOL best believe it! i can break 4 wooden boards with a punch ^_^
LUNA: I have thunder thighs. teehee

121209
ANH: haa jeff, that's what we asked when we saw HANI, "whoz that girl?"!
HANI: ROR i'm the band's secret weapon, peaches!

WILL FERRELL is a genius at being dumb.

never seen TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE; only the disappointing prequel. but the TEXAS CHAINSAW looks GOOD!

DAMNIT! one of those child-proof bottles I can't... OPEN!

I use the word DAMN a little too much, damnit.

I forgot what snow looks like. I don't miss living in it whatsoever! good riddance.

DUDE: what was that movie called? DAMN VILLAGE?
ANH: you mean CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED.

"married couples don't have that many friends."
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in that case, forget that! I want my friends in the thousands!

"south korean women are really pretty. are you sure you can focus on your training?"
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KING2HEARTS kseries
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SUZY: LOL you don't say! ^_^

WINDOWS phone... haa why do they even bother competing with ANDROID, the standard global phone OS?

WINDOWS phone... haa why do they even bother competing with ANDROID, the standard global phone OS?

"are you the police station's beauty? they say that criminals handcuff themselves when they're in your presence!"
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GHOST kseries
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starring SO JISUB!

ANH: hope they have great korean bbqs in VIETNAM!
MOM: eww, no they don't! the cheap restaurants might even serve you dog meat instead of prime beef without you knowing.
ANH: ooh, sounds DELICIOUS!

121211
"tell me! when will I meet my man?! a RICH man! preferably a handsome one cuz not all rich men are ugly, you know?"
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FAITH kseries
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BAHAHAA already with the first episode, this supernatural romantic comedy is hilarious!

121212
alright, short stumpy guys, burn your ridiculous long shorts; they make you look like dwarves!

asian americans having a hard time remembering korean names. haa much easier than THAI and JAPANESE!

121213
I don't need a man! I don't need a man!

121214
"if you are thankful, you say 'thank you'.
if you are regretful, you say 'sorry'."
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INNOCENT MAN kseries

121215
hey dudes, stop wearing camo pants when you never even served in the army. looks fobbish.

121216
female lead: I need to go shopping; not for these dress pants, but for dresses and skirts. something feminine, sexy, and short.
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INNOCENT MAN kseries
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yayYEAH! cuz covering those long luscious legs would be a CRIME!

121217
she gave me a QUADRUPLE sad face! I can't possibly say NO to that. fine, let's do it!

fcuk it. i'mma skip the end of the world and enjoy CHRISTMAS... damnit!

"cuz you're like caffeine, I can't fall asleep all night. my heart keeps racing and again, I hate you."
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YOSEOB

can you write me a check for one million dollars?

121218
if it wasn't for facebook, I wouldn't be paying for unlimited data on my phone.

by the way, INSTAGRAM can use your photos at anytime for anything. someone should've read the fine prints! BAHAHA

JASMINE is da man! she should cover up everybody's horrid tattoos.

ooh, SOUTH KOREA has elected a female president!
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north korea: whaaat? oh, noooes!
south korea: LOL that's right, peaches!

twizzlers...

121220
KY: Anh, no kbbq today, right?
ANH: postponed it. see you next year!

don't call it "gambling". call it "donating your money to casinos". haa SUCKERS!

I never comment on youtube; I'm already so busy HERE!

121222
ANH: how did you learn how to swype, ethan?! your mom uses an iPAD!
NEPHEW: (on his kindle) haa I learned it on my own.
ANH: show me how you swype!
NEPHEW: (swypes) "are you in love with aunty kitty?"
ANH: haa yes, before she turned into a DEMON!
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haa no wonder they enrolled him into XAVIER's school for the gifted!

NILLILI LALALA NILLILIYA NILLIL MAMBO!

when did my cousin turn into such a hottie?! HOW?!
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ANTHONY: which one?
ANH: the 16 year old! WOOHOO!

wow, that ugly cousin of mine is gonna break a lot of hearts... temptations!

s'okay, I might be too korean for my ugly cousin. but jebus, WOW!

Anhjun Lozfen just hacked his own status.

magic number 16! WOOHOO!

if you don't want me to miss something, TAG ME cuz I have a very short attention span and i hardly check on newsfeeds... or the news!

121223
NINE MUSES, now down to 6 1/2 members.

OMGWTFKBBQ just dreamt about SUZY taking a class with me! gotta give her something precious to autograph!

ANH: SHOOJI!
SUZY: HANI!

AUNT: if you're gonna listen to KPOP, you have to raise the volume!
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BAHAHAA word!

don't bother typing me anything in korean, japanese, or spanish. my laptop cannot read hieroglyphs. all I see is squares!

RYAN: my friend who has nice legs said ROSIE doesn't have nice legs. LOOL
ANH: my friend who is ROSIE said she knows a great surgeon for your friend. haa

raping COSMIC SOUND "accident"...

121224
I cannot tag you on any ugly kpop girls since your girlfriend thinks you're blind.

what's the deal with those peeps bringing their tablets and laptops into the bathroom?! just get your business done and GET OUT! don't you have a sofa?!
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ANH: uh, sorry I won't touch your tablet. it's been red-flagged.

like a woman, the dude's being temperamental... or just mental. haa

"it took PSY 20 songs and 6 albums to get to where he is."
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more power to you, brother!

SISTER: hey, ethan! you wanna open your presents today?!
NEPHEW: OKAY!
ANH: hey, you wanna open them AFTER christmas?!

(INCHEONWON KBBQ)
SISTER: can you ask them for soy sauce?
ANH: haa it's not a chinese restaurant! you wanna ask them for ketchup too?

I never beat MARIO BROS. haa i'm terrible with kid's games! whatta...?

jebus, if it wasn't for me blasting the music at home, there'd be the kind of silence you would only hear in deep space.

why COCOA? why not just COCO?! it's not like you even pronounce the A!

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GUY 1: YES! i'm in love with her!
GUY 2: I think that girl is like 11.
GUY 1: I can wait! I can save myself for her!
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haa HIT GIRL is KICKASS!

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funny how they cover up brand names in korean series, yet you can still make out what they are.
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ANH: haa that's a HYUNDAI!
HYUNDAI: and that car is a... SAMSUNG?!

GIRL: let's have kids.
GUY: one son, one daughter?
GIRL: that is weak. let's have 9! we can setup our own baseball team!
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INNOCENT MAN kseries
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haa wow, that's when you know they REALLY love you!

i'mma replace my "BAHAHA" with "..." just to add to the confusion.

beer does "taste like sh*t!", but i'mma have some tonight!

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Google+ is really Google -
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you can hear a pin drop.

FOOD channel, I frakkin' hate you.

I totally ignore babies before 6 months. they don't look like anything. my nephew's first word was... "KPOP!"

GALPAL: how do you keep yourself so happy?
ANH: haa I don't watch the news!

wait, there's a way to make my wall PRIVATE?!

NEPHEW: i saw PSY in vegas!
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you lucky sonuvmasista!

wait, what countdown?

my family celebrates the new year by sleeping early.