wouldn't it be funny if all of your PRIVATE photo albums are suddenly open to the public? haa the paranoids would have seizures!
rashell: anh is funny, drunk or sober! lol
to the ones suffering from multiple personalities,
why do you keep changing your profile name to different sh*ts nobody gets?
galpal: i actually like my body.
anh: dunno. haven't seen you naked.
Don: well well well... be the judge of... THIS!
anh: aaah come on! put your pants back on! whatta fcuk?!
NEWSFLASH: you cannot control a legsman with your fun bags, woman!
waittaminit... you're telling me that i can actually upload videos to youtube straight from my phone?!
way to go CONAN for featuring another underground band i don't care for. how about inviting GIRLS' GENERATION like DAVID LETTERMAN did?
joyce: Anh, I love the convos you have with yourself lol
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haa my close friend to the 4th degree; and i love her!
ghost stalker | acquaintance | friend | good friend | close friend | best friend | blocked
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where do YOU belong?
stephen: you reek of kimchi and soju.
anh: you reek of kimchi and absinthe.
alright, i'm not adding anymore dudes! having 2 guyfriends is enough.
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stephen: Me, David, Do.... wait a minute.. that's over 2.
marie: i disagree. and i'm still raping the REPLAY button on that stupid song.
dude: why won't you add anymore dudes?
anh: i'm not gonna have sex with you, am i?
i'm confusing everybody quoting everybody.
My dog knows the alphabet better than Don Vu does.
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Fannie Hsieh: school is so COOL! I breathe cinder block sized physics books and feel no need for a healthy social life! Zzzzzz
emily cheng: FCUK NOOO! LET'S GOOO!
truly amazing how you can meet awesome people so randomly here. Jom Naknakorn is DAVID AWESOM!
"Sorry, we couldn't save your tag because this photo has already been tagged with Users the maximum number of times allowed."
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BAHAHAA as i was tagging for BEST BEAR HUG EVER!
Don Vu has a face that begs to be rearranged; he would actually look better after a boxing match.
Anhjun Lozfen likes Anhjun Lozfen's status.
Anhjun Lozfen likes Jenn Lee liking Anhjun Lozfen's status.
hmm, it's friday night, why isn't jenn wandering the streets of long beach drunk-commenting?
they only allow you to tag a maximum of 49 friends; cuz i am facebook, i reached 49.5
jenn: why are you still up?
anh: it's not anh, it's DROID. why are you still sober?
jenn: hi DROID :)
anh: i meant, this is DROID... Y RU 571LL 50B3R?
(on jenn lee's wall)
H3770, 8008. DROID 15 HUN6RY. MU57 637 C3R34L5 N0W...
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jenn: Hmm...637...can't decipher that one...
DROID: it means "GET", woman!
jenn: we can make your drawing go viral!
anh: i think it already did.
jenn: don't drop the soap in a prison shower.
don: don't mind if i do! hehe
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rosa: so how late will we be for that BANG BUS event?
crystal: i don't know. i'm trying to beat your record.
jamie: it's sooo salty!
vince: that's what she said!
rosa: wait, whaaat? i don't get it.
she: don't you get anything i say, woman?
anh: thank-you so much for driving!
bang bus driver: fcuk you.
anh: did he just say what i thought i heard?
jenn: i heard that too!
Meeksy Meeks, thanks for hitting CRAB SHACK for jamie, but you'll still like INCHEONWON BETTER!
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naomi: don't you sleep?
Michelle Wu: oh yeah, like a normal person, i enjoy my 12 hours. ah... sleep...
Jincent Starks: *fart*
for those of you who still don't know what INCHEONWON is, i'm sooo sorry... BAHAHAA
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Rosa Ly Oul: i'm sorry i got banned. FML
ryan grotsky: OPPS LOOL i prefer skipping dinner and studying my ass off over meeting anh's uglies!
Emily Cheng: aww that's not nice, ryan!
Fannie Hsieh: Zzzzzzzz
Michelle Wu: ah... sleep...
rosa: anh rather facebook early in the morning than play archery.
anh: i rather get a rude awakening with a blowjob early in the morning than play archery.
she: that's what he said!
Joyce: i totally got that one! hehe
alright, that was a nice break from my power nap. i'mma go back to sleep now!
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Michelle Wu: i recommend sleeping. ah... I only got 11 hours. I'll try again next week. I love sleep =)
anh: BAHAHAA that's more than enough already, michie! you're like frakkin' comatose!
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jenn: My mom said "who was the nice Korean boy with glasses?" I said u are not Korean. She was like, he said hello in Korean, close enough.
anh: oh wow! that further confirms that i AM korean! yayYEAH!
i certainly fooled everyone last night; they all thought i was drunk when i didn't drink at all... especially the drunk ones.
with an average of 12 hours of sleep per night, Michelle Wu is literally sleeping for two... and is virtually comatose. i'mma get you a four-pack of LEE'S COFFEE, woman!
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for those of you who were left out, lemme post another version of the same drawing so i'm allowed to tag 49 more peeps. BAHAHAA
too many uglies, not enough cameras!
i swear, i know too many ugly monkeys. you know who you are!
cindy manojit: maahwhwhw! everything is so "LOUD" on your fb! i'm soo shy
Anhjun Lozfen, Heather Uyan, and Jenn Lee will start their own CANADA DRY FAN CLUB... cuz no other flavor beats GINGER ALE, PEACHES!
is everything THAT loud on my wall? do we really scare that many people?
ryan: korean bbq sounds fun!
anh: it's not a game, it's a FEAST!
ryan: for KINGS!
anh: VIKINGS!
jeeh, that was brilliant. i accidentally deleted that post with all the tags.
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thanks to David AweSom, i'm now short of one WACOM tablet. how am i gonna draw without a stylus?! with a frakkin' mouse? GHETTO!
did i say i was gonna move to texas? i'mma move to SOUTH KOREA!
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MADELINE GARCIA's dream:
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I dreamt about you last night! You were on a date with this one Asian woman who was all trying to get in your pants. You flirted with her and you guys started making out. My friend and I were in the same room and could hear you guys making out. So to make you two shut up, I purposefully fell on the side of my body and pretended my arm was severely hurt. Surely enough, my plan worked out! I knew you, being my friend, would come over and see if I was okay. You came over and asked if my arm was okay, I pretended it hurt really bad and you looked concerned.
After a while, I left, and I don't think you ever got laid by that horny Asian woman. She was tall and wore a red dress that had a slit through it which revealed her leg. No one gets any in my dreams. Sorry. I'm sure you still get some in real life though.
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BAHAHAA such detailed recollection!
stephen: you should give them at least 2-weeks notice.
anh: no, i cannot bite my tongue for another 2 weeks; and have them train my replacement?
stephen: or you can train your replacement all wrong!
anh: BAHAHAA GENIUS, mr bartender!
coworker from my last company: you know what anh? when you left us, we were MISERABLE!
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that company's supervisor was shortly fired for making personal long distance calls. BAHAHAA karma's a bitch!
YEAR OF THE DRAGON... time to take risks, peaches!
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galpal: haters gonna hate.
anh: haters hate uglies with good personalities.
galpal: haters can have good personalities too!
anh: no, haters are not people. haa
INCHEONWON is now INCHEONWanh!
i might as well co-own the best korean bbq in the country!
(about my BEST BEAR HUG EVER! piece)
don: I haven't seen your artwork look this good in a while. It actually looks improved!
anh: that's what happens when i don't draw much... my skills improve!
if you even manage to piss Anhjun Lozfen off, you're an asshole.
if you even manage to piss David Cook off, you're hopeless.
the fact that INCHEONWON serves you filtered water tells you a lot about how much they value their customers!
galpal: i'll confront you! i'm not scared of you!
anh: BAHAHAA don't make me poke you.
i would've taken a bullet for him; now, i'll just let him receive it.
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Stephen: tell me when, bro! i still have him in my sight!
Ryan: LOOL WHITE OPPS: limited edition!
jom: thank you! i am happy with what you've given me!
anh: happiness is what i give to people.
anh: our korean people are GENIUSES! filtered water... at a restaurant?! unheard of!
jenn: Mmhmm...and we rock BC we r both Korean :D
anh: haa that goes without sayin'! REPRESENT, PEACHES!
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coworker: you left? aww i'm gonna miss you! we're still gonna be friends, right?
anh: duh! i don't add coworkers i don't care for.
i really like how active Justine Pham is whenever she logs in! haa that's how social everyone should be!
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jenn: i don't drink tap water either. eww
anh: that's why some restaurants add lime.
jenn: yup, but you can still tell.
anh: yeah, it's like adding a hair bow to Don Vu. i can still tell it's an unkept woman.
without risk, there is no success. most peeps just need a kick in the ass!
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anh: what? SM Entertainment released another version of GIRLS' GENERATION's "the boys" music video?!
Don Vu: psh! and you call yourself asian?! they have 4 versions of that video... and i have all 5!
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HUNGER GAMES left me dissatisfied, so i went to eat at INCHEONWON!
yeah, i can drive a stick-shift pretty easily, but i don't miss it... i need my other hand for facebooking. BAHAHAA
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Anhjun Lozfen is listening to Anything That's Not on the Radio on Spotify.
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don: can you take be back from the autoshop?
anh: look, i'll even drive you to work, but you should find a ride back; whether it be by subway... or quiznos.
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madeline: To be honest, it's interesting to see how you draw. I just watch you as you draw. You make me feel like a crap artist though. Thanks.
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those friends who are too lazy to find your wall to post/ask something so they irrelevantly comment on any of your posts. you know who you are, Justine Pham and Rosa Ly Oul! booooo!
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RED POT > HOT POT
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Nanashi Sama: fcuk YEAH!
David Cook: nom nom nom...
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intern, slave... what's the difference?!
I think I've mastered status posting... and commenting.
i'm still surprised to how much peeps want to see me. didn't know I was this wanted.
I imagine emily cheng as either an archer elf or a sparkly little fairy. she's a gem.
what would take someone a whole day on photoshop would take me just 30 minutes. I find that hilarious!
... and on top of that, i'm juggling facebook! whaaat?
i'm starting to believe all filipinos are nurses; and heather is an ugly one.
"i'll stand by you" is one of the most annoying songs EVER!
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marie: hey, that's my favorite!
anh: that's why you're both lame.
marie: i'm still raping the REPLAY button! haa
sonuva... I might have to grab a MONSTER! like latinas, i'm craving the taste.
MONSTER... the devil's drink. a week's worth of candy high in a can.
lemme show you what i'm having since you're starving.
and no, I will not LIKE your page. I don't even like you! haa
"facebook is down for maintenance."
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anh: NOOO! i'll just transfer to facebook 2.0 then!
joyce: Nooooo! what will we read and comment on without you?
anh: haa yeah, everyone else is pretty much inactive!
eddy: if I didn't get my SAMSUNG galaxy S2 tablet, I would've waited for the galaxy note.
anh: aww that always happens! I get with a girl, and a hotter one shows up!
no... I don't wanna do my laundry today! i'mma just wear my shirt inside out. who's gonna notice?
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why are all of these lights turning green?! I. cannot. POST!
stephen: lemme know what you'll bring to my housewarming party.
anh: i'mma bring a party of at least 30 peeps to your tiny condo.
JEBUS! GINORMOUS pockeys! might as well make them baguette size!
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stephen: that's what she said?
she: might as well make your penis baguette size, stephen!
HELPFUL TIP: LIE to the worst of the non-punctuals and tell them to arrive 2 hours earlier to any event.
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michelle wu: this ain't BLACK HAWK DOWN; we WILL leave you behind!
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BAHAHA I hate you, ugly!
don't invest in a smartphone if you're too dumb to use it to its full capabilities.
working... who, in their right mind, would work on fridays, anyway?! only LOSERS work on fridays!
she: hurry! I wanna see it!
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getting some banging on the party bus.
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I took my galpal to see the last HARRY POTTER film cuz her lame ass boy didn't want to. she was really grateful.
"a guy that good looking, still single? he's a player." | FRIGHT NIGHT
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BAHAHA
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next time someone shoots for you, check it. most don't even know what half-pressing to focus or even what framing is!
jenn's camera model: CMOS Sensor 2000
MANGA BROWSER app for any smartphone user! cuz reading stories without visuals is frakkin' boring.
peeps who drop their phone in the toilet cuz they couldn't wait to finish. now, they have to wait for another phone... I don't get it.
all phones should be waterproof so that you can answer it immediately after dropping it in the yellow water.
drop a chocolate candy bar in a public pool and watch people clear the area.
ariel: how's your weekend, anh?
anh: don't I show up in your newsfeed?
anh: do you have a coworker who sneezes every 2 minutes to the point where you just stop saying, "bless you."?
don: no, but I do have a coworker who sneezes every fcuking minute and coughs every fcuking 30 seconds!
anh: yeah, they only allowed me to tag the maximum of 49 friends for that drawing.
don: well, why don't you post that same drawing again and tag 49 more?
anh: sonuva... GENIUS! that's why they pay you the big bucks, huh? $4.50/hr?!
don: wait, I got a raise?
thought she just went MIA. then she bothered to give me her new number? aww sweet!
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I overshot. that last quarter of the LEE'S COFFEE concentrate gave me 2 full servings that, I guess, I now have to drink? haa is that bad?
good thing I don't work for the post office.
anh: I'm having a fucking bad day.
ariel: oh, hang in there! it's tuesday. only 3 more days!
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BAHAHA FCUK!
galpal: anh, are you single?
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haa am I that mysterious?
they don't get along, but I like them both. damn ugly monkeys.
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"why are you still there?"
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haa heard this from a few who's already quit that sinking ship!
jocelyn: I always wondered why guys like women dressed as little girls.
anh: well, you're a little girl dressed as a woman. haa
HORRIBLE BOSSES
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haa such an appropriate comedy i'm watching!
I would definitely not mind working under JENNIFER ANISTON!
"nobody pays you to be a husband, unless you're married to OPRAH." | HORRIBLE BOSSES
kurt: I wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel and showing her all 50 states, huh?"
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HORRIBLE BOSSES
(CHA for TEA)
anh: you asked for boba with your mango green tea?
jocelyn: yeah, I like the feeling of black balls in my mouth.
NOTE TO SELF: grocery shopping while hungry... DON'T DO IT!
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wow, just found out another galpal had a dream about me last night. such strange coincidence!
a THIRD galpal dreamt about me last night?! this definitely has to be more than simple coincidence!
whether or not they fire me, i'mma jump off this sinking ship.
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"You can do it anh! you're magical! You can make thinks happen for yourself easily. Count on me for help. I trust in you."
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i'm actually inspiring others to quit their job? haa yes, it's just a job, not your career.
haa ryan has a shirt for everyone!
can you find me one that says, "my other job keeps me sane."?
galpal: I think your going to do great. Did you know that when I met you I thought you were like a business man. I think you are meant to do big things. You have it written all over you.
nikko: I'm at incheonwon bro! i'm surprised you're not here! LOL
anh: i'm in the kitchen! BAHAHA
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BIG BANG THEORY, YOUR MOTHER... two great sitcoms playing at the same time. WHY?!
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(drunk commenting again)
jenn: ulysses hazz a peruvian manana! weave me along, wyoming! *hiccup
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jenn:
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holy shatner! these are GINORMOUS shrimps! at what point do you call them LOBSTERS?!
jong: I feel sad that you left.
anh: aww things will get better when YOU leave! haa
don: you go to INCHEONWON more frequently than anyone.
anh: nah-aaah! not as often as those who work there!
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little saigon... where EVERYBODY drives under the speed limit!
"a person who loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes in the smile on your face."
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"if you build it, they will come."
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ted: what are you doing here?
barney: the lord's work.
ted: but you're satan!
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YOUR MOTHER
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BAHAHA I can so relate to this!
miguel: hey, bartender!
bartender: i'm not a bartender, i'm a mixologist!
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brad: hey, DJ!
DJ: I'm not a DJ, i'm a turntable-ist!
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OUR FAMILY WEDDING
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(monica bellucci): it's not my fault that everytime men see me, their pants get tight.
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How Much Do You Love Me?
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BAHAHA this could also be nicole tanner's quote!
this black home inspector is already like 6'5", yet he's wearing sneakers with 2" heels. really?
jon: is that a nokia?
ryan: no, it's a nikon!
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this is when you know peeps are drinking.
wait, I keep smelling weed at this party, but I didn't smoke any!
party goer: don't worry! drink it! this stuff is good!
marie: I don't know... this white stuff scares me.
holly: i'm not a smoker, more of a sniffer.
party goer: you're not gonna eat this?
marie: i'm not big on meat. is that real wood?
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DRAW SOMETHING makes me look like an amateur artist! bleh...
(DRAW SOMETHING)
haa joyce! a JOYSTICK? you could've drawn a... jon: PENIS!
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sidney: you forgot the #1 rule with remakes... don't fcuk with the original!
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SCREAM 4
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someone should fire duh boss. he cannot make wise decisions to save his own life. BAHAHA
dunno who kobe is, but I know what kobe beef is!
"some of the reasons why gay guys have so many girlfriends are because they understand girls and are easier to communicate." | PERSONAL TASTE k-series
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BAHAHA you don't have to be gay. some rare few are just more comfortable with girls!
i'mma be hungry at THE HUNGER GAMES.
jamie, sure you can play DRAW SOMETHING on your blackberry using that tiny scroll ball. BAHAHA
(about to see HUNGER GAMES)
michelle wu: where are jamie and debbie?
anh: they went to see BATTLE ROYALE.
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"you're a guy, but you still bathe everyday?" | PERSONAL TASTE k-series
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BAHAHA a question don would never be asked!
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(DRAW SOMETHING)
horsefish, seahorse... what's the difference?
madeline: Hey you know how you call not ugly people 'ugly'? So what would you call a super attractive person? 'Hideous'? o:
anh: FUGLY.
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21 JUMP STREET playing in theater 21?! haa it was meant to be!
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anh: hey, that's where don's mom's place is!
galpal: who's don?
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"i don't like ugly people. it pains me to even talk to you." | HEARTSTRINGS k-series
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BAHAHA to all my uglies!
girl: sir, you're not a pervert, are you?
guy: you're not at the level of GIRLS' GENERATION. why should I take a second look at you?
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HEARTSTRINGS k-series
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BAHAHA agreed!
the free version of DRAW SOMETHING is recycling clues?! I've drawn the same eskimo at least 4 times now! haa i'mma have to stop playing.
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SONUVABITCH! that wasn't avocado! that was WASABI!
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ryan: ...it wasn't green tea ice-cream either! LOOL
(on fujie miyatsuka's wall)
gomenasai desuka? banka note pikachu!
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if anyone here wins the lotto, I'm canceling my facebook account.
(disputing over the last box of madeleines)
coworker 1: hey, don't you have any respect for seniority? I'm older!
coworker 2: but i'm taller.
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PERSONAL TASTE k-series
I just typed on an iphone... ugh, so frakkin' slow! that's what people used to do, right? glad I'm swyping!
i'm so grateful to have celebs like LEE HYORI and YURI occasionally comment on my posts.
