SKITS - JULY

110702
sleepfacebooking: something anh does best
sleeplaughing: something kitty does best
sleepeating: something only don can do

110705
kitty: i have no idea what to get for anh's birthday!
don: why don't you just give him a $2.00 gift certificate to TARGET?
kitty: what?! why?
don: so he can buy his own birthday card!

110708
don: i'm still hungry. you have anything small i could snack on?
anh: i just dropped kitty off. so... no

110716
people tend to lose their appetite when they have to sit in front of Don Vu. he should try and eat in front of a mirror to see how it feels like

110717
3:33am DAMN! all these losers are still up! no, wait...

110720
rich is always bragging about being an american-born citizen. wouldn't it be funny if he was dropped off in the middle of a vietnam jungle and just blended right in with the locals?!
viet villager 1: DIT ME! why you look older than VILLAGE CHIEF?!
viet villager 2: bring your bow-and-arrow! we go fishing!

110722
just invited a whole mess of people just for livvy for INCHEONWON kbbq! if you guys can't make it, she'll remember this!

Hiroshi Ebihara: don't forget to checkout wongfu productions, don!
Don Vu: what? online?
Hiroshi Ebihara: yes, it's "W-O-N-G... F U"!

anh: did you just call me just to stay awake driving home from comic-con?
don: uh, yeah
anh: well, you can always call either me or... pretty much just me cuz nobody else would talk to you for THIS long!

110726
why do i keep most people in my list? cuz running into you guys after i delete you is AWKWARD!

my ex accused me of being too sensitive. while my other ex accused me of being insensitive. whaaat? lemme sum it up in two sounds:
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WAAAAAAH! BAHAHAAA!

110727
asians are ALWAYS late! filipinos... TWICE as late! and Crystal... never got the memo

110703
anh: dog just chewed up my mother's shoes--not flipflops, SHOES! we're gonna have him put to sleep
lana: what? that's mean!
anh: haa kidding, lana! we're having him for dinner

ambulance sirens can be heard. seems like someone's already blown their hands off with illegal fireworks. happy 4th, peeps...

110704
wow. I've made all that effort to open the jar just for half a pickle

110707
rich: wow. you're done with that project already? YOU'RE FAST!
anh: that's what she said!

kitty: I'm in a CAR!
don: what is wrong with her?!
anh: is she frakkin' high on sugar?
kitty: I'm on a ROOF! i'mma jump off now
anh: oh no...

"you're not my type. anyone less than a C cup, I don't consider them a woman" | CITY HUNTER
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haa so rude! surprisingly funny korean action series

110716
kitty is wearing her retainers. apparently, she doesn't want her teeth to turn out like don's "train wreck"

you needn't worry, most of my galpals are camwhores... even don

110717
I wanna master archery and have don hold the apple in his mouth

110719
don: ebi is wondering when we could have dinner with him
anh: if he's bringing his wife, I'll have her for dinner!

Jake Woodruff is MIA. let's hope he didn't get deported to CANADA

110721
how about those people who call you and ask, "what do you want?". or those who call you at 2am and ask, "are you asleep right now?"

110722
easy going looking women turn out to be difficult. while bitchy looking women like my sister turn out to be... difficult as well!

I was just looking for my dog's tail, but he never had one... that's how tired I am

110724
anh: you've met kevin before, right?
jon: I don't know. what does he look like?
anh: he's the asian guy with glasses

110725
anh: you know how hard it is to find parking at your place at this time?!
don: no, is it?
anh: I had to park all the way at MY place!
don: jeez! that bad?!

just caught an opossum with my bare hands for don tonight while he was screaming like a woman

110726
"that's how much 'feeling' your narcissist has for you. as much as that snake has for its prey... ZERO"
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once you recognize one... RUN!

BAHAHAA you know you're in the OC when your white friend has to have her vietnamese coffee and sandwich!

looks can be deceiving. some bitchy looking girls are actually really nice!

date a foreigner, so that when arguments surface, you can blame it on the language barrier

110727
your habitual lateness is screwing up EVERYBODY! you know who you are!
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(crystal was 2 hours late reading this post too!)

BEST BUY is really WORST BUY. try AMAZON.com instead!

lunch is for LOSERS!

Emily Cheng needs to get on MAN VS FOOD!

110728
jong: ¡el patron es aqui!
anh: ¡el diablo es aqui!

rich: if anyone is looking for me, tell them I'm in your sister's panties
anh: haa stoopid! she doesn't wear panties!

stay away from Don Vu! he sleeps in garbage

don: I don't use deodorant cuz I don't have any. and if I do, I forget to use it

anh: you can go screw yourself, rich!
rich: why would I screw myself when I can have someone else do that for me?

asians are ALWAYS late! filipinos are TWICE as late! and crystal... never got the memo
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haa we love you, crystal!

110730
don: I can't get through to you. it's like explaining vietnamese to a mexican
anh: ...or explaining spanish to a vietnamese fob?
don: YES!