SKITS - OCTOBER

101005
Anh: I'm a cut it down to just 20 hours of facebook/day! Jeez!
Carmen: yeah right!
Anh: fine then... 2NE1~! Hahaa

Justine: I like it on the desk at work
Anh: I like it under the desk while the boss is talking to me

101014
ANH'S FACEBOOK STATUS:
And no, it's NOT a choice. gays are people too! I'm right behind you, ray! Wait, that came out wrong O_o

101015
Anh: i can't waste my efforts on overly dramatic people
Olivia: yeah, drama can suck my dick!
Anh: wait. you have one of those?
Olivia: hahaa no, silly! i have a strapon =)

Allen: we could fit like 12 people in an acura!
Rich: really? How?
Allen: we had like 3 in front, 7 in the back, and 2 in the trunk
Rich: in the trunk?!
Anh: that's kinda claustrophobic, isn't it?
Rich: yeah!
Anh: oh hell! You can fit me in the trunk with an import model! "i swear that wasn't me! My hands are in my pocket!"

101016
(jon reaches down and cups anh's scrotums)
Anh: whatta fuck, man!
Jon: male bonding, fool!

101019
Rich: people think you're gay!
Anh: so it works to my advantage, doesn't it? You can trust me with your sister, right?
Rich: haa I don't even trust you with your own sister! Well it beats being labeled as harmless!
Anh: yea rich is harmless. He has no sex drive! Haa
Rich: screw you!
Anh: so you're gonna screw me just to prove a point?

101021
Rich: you never follow the rules!
Anh: nahh... If I did, I wouldn't be able to date under 18

Anh: Don't worry about paying me back for that jacket. It's your christmas gift. You're my bitch now!
Jon: ayt! what's do you want for christmas?
Anh: sex with my ex, joy, anytime I want?
Jon: okay... That's gonna be a little hard to do

Jon: rich wants shaved ice, but he doesn't want it shaved!

101022
Carmen: hangover? Drink tomato juice
Anh: just lacked sleep and slept late. don't believe everything rich says. He's only 10% true
Carmen: bryan told me that!
Anh: bryan's only 90% true

Olivia Le: I thought I was talking to you on the phone!
Anh: oh really? You didn't know it was jon?
Olivia Le: no, he sounds like you, but more feminine

101026
Rich: Someone at my house stole the lunch I prepared from the fridge last night!
Anh: so jacked up!
Rich: don't worry... (pounds his fists together) I'll find out who it is... And the next time they eat a sandwich is through a STRAW!

Cashier: sir, would you like to donate to the breast cancer foundation?
Rich: sure! I love breasts!

Jennifer: carving a pumpkin hurts!
Anh: they don't feel pain

Sky diving? Are you nuts?! I won't even trust myself in packing the chute--Why would I trust someone else?

101027
Raffy: that's a cool case for your phone
Anh: yeah huh? With this, the phone stays put on the table. It doesn't slide! I don't like the hard cases. I like rubber, but I hardly use it!
Lilet: omigod...

101028
Bolivia: Anh, do you like olivia?
Anh: hmm... i like MANY girls
Bolivia: i knew it. you're a manwhore!
Anh: but i don't sleep around!
Bolivia: that's what they all say!

Yael: It's 1:48pm. A helicopter just flew over and I feel the wind. The water is running and the fan is blowing.
Anh: It's 1:49pm. The food truck has just rolled by and I can smell that. The music is pumpin' and the female intern under my desk is *ahem

Anh: do you have a plastic bag I can use?
Rich: here! I found one
Anh: does this one have a hole?
Rich: isn't that what you ask all your girls?