SKITS - AUGUST

100802
Rich is the most interesting man in the world. Sharks have a week dedicated to him

100806
D: claire just got accepted into a school for gifted kids and fujie is jumping for joy!
A: well those schools are quite expensive. Are YOU jumping for joy, don?
D: no

100811
D: ann is kinda like noreen. shes so calm and laid back. It's like shes smoked marijuana
A: yea but ann is more lively. noreen looks like she gets a higher dosage

100812
Bryan: I feel sorry for anh s new gf. He doesn't like to do anything involving him sweating
Rich: what makes you say he actually had one? He hasn't even decided yet
Kyle: are you hoping he'd change his mind rich?
Rich: no 'cuz I'm saving more money now!

A: of course I can't show up for noreens bday dinner tomorrow. I have a non date tonight!
Bryan: does that mean you get all the benefits without shelling out for dinner?
A: haa nothing is really free! No wait. We get free douche treatment from rich!
Bryan: maybe you do but he charges me for mine. He's keeps asking me for a brownie!
A: show him what's floating in the toilet

100817
(Jong using vectors in photoshop)
Rich: oh I can teach u how to use the pen tool!
Jong: really?
Rich: yea but I never done it b4
Anh: Hahaa! That's Rich! He'll teach u how to make love to a woman but he's never done it b4!

100818
Rich: does your carpet match your drapes?
Jong: I don't know. I have hard wood

100819
Anh: haa this friend of mine sold his canon rebel xsi 450D for a nikon D90!
Rich: yea I know. A "neeh kon"
Anh: what?
Rich: a "neeeeh kon"
Anh: huh?
Rich: "uuu CUNT"!
Kyle: he's just bitter

100825
Rich: sharing is caring
Anh: what? "sharon is karen"? I thought they were one person!

100827
(on their way to meet up w lang)
Lang: *texting* im gonna take a quick shower
Rich: anh, text lang n tell her to leave her front door open
Anh: alright... *texting* leave the front door open for rich... And the bathroom door open for anh!