SKITS - JULY

100701
(4th o July lunch)
bryan. Wher ru sittin Anh?
A. S ok boob. I can sit nex to Mylene. She's not smoking right now

Rich. This is da only song I kno bout long beach
Bryan. No! think bout how many songs wher snoop dogg mentions it!
A. Yea he's from long beach! Its hard to find rap songs bout huntington beach.

100709
D. Felix told me dat u askd him fo a condom
A. no actually. He gav me a pak o condoms cuz he didn't need it! They were cheap too!
Rich. Haa condoms r not things u shood go cheap on!
A. Yea he's like rich. He bought m in bulk o sumthin!
Rich. He shood get da family pak
D. Haa dat sounds so wrong!

100714
A. Its thao s bday n she jus brok up w Jake. mayb I shood get her dat one book "he's jus not dat into u"

100716
Whn alex was born. veloceraptors were still on da chinese zodiac

100717
Cassie. David loox familiar
A. Yea all Asians look alike
Cassie. Haa no!
A. Ask him "do u work at Incheonwon?"

100718
Julie. My family is da best!
A. Naaah... I d tak my iphone any day

100720
Rich. Hey Ariel! I'm xpectin a package today
Ariel. Oh really?
Anh. Yea.. Mail order bride...
Ariel. Haa!
Anh. ...from china!
Rich. real funny, douche!

I had a good coNversatIon with Olivia. She sounded pretty smart.. Fo a woman!

100722
(working)
Rich. hey guys! who can help me fluff thiz fairiz?
A. I hav to look fo jobs online boob!

Rich. Guess wat I hav in my lunchbag!
A. My Mondays n Fridays?

100727
A. wats w Filipinos n keepin everythin open?
Rich. I dunno. ru sure joy wasn't Filipino?

A. Wow don.. rich hates u now huh? U v bn blaklistd!
D. Yea..
A. dats a major penalty.. Well. Look at it this way.. U were LOVED.. once

A. Hey rich! Can u plz take a picture of me n don?
Rich. I can't. I don't shoot ugly
A. Thn jus shoot him!

100728
Ariel. (w a heavy Filipino accent) Carmen. U hav 15min! Y ru leavin so early?
Carmen. Ariel. U speak English?!
Ariel. Hey! Dats not nice

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100731
FACEBOOK CHAT:

Me

DROID BITCH!
2:06pm
Rich

joy ex
2:06pm
Me

hahaa! your type of phone!
2:06pm
Rich

oops, i mean droid x

hey, they're both easy to use
2:07pm
Me

the JOY-EX is quite satisfying
2:07pm
Rich

and expensive to have
2:07pm
Me

oh yea

but i think droid x is much cheaper
2:07pm
Rich

well atleast more useful
2:07pm
Me

true

got me there
2:09pm
Rich

well what droid x does...... i can think of 3 things it can't do that joy ex can

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A. i'm a joker!
Lang. yeah, and rich is a joke

Ann. i can't copy & paste phone numbers from my texts on my cell
ANH. oh really? my DROID does!
Lang. yeah! mine too!
ANH. oh so your phone can't put your car on autopilot either?
Ann. no...
ANH. my DROID does!
(Anh & Lang in unison) HAHAHAA!
(as Anh drops them off to their cars, Ann starts her engine remotely via her car key)
ANH. whatta fuck?! my DROID can't do that!
Lang. mine neither =(
Ann. HAHAHAA!