think "24" meets "The Bourne Identity" with a pinch of romance. each episode ends with a cliffhanger that'll keep you wondering and wanting more--THIS SERIES IS A DRUG.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
IRIS (korean spy-action miniseries)
think "24" meets "The Bourne Identity" with a pinch of romance. each episode ends with a cliffhanger that'll keep you wondering and wanting more--THIS SERIES IS A DRUG.
CL (chaerin) of 2ne1
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
SKITS - JAN
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A. U call me a fob. Yet ur da one wearin flip flops! Haa
Rich. They r not flip flops! They r calld sandals!
A. Whn I first met rich. I thought he was a douche. But now.. He s mor like an asshole
A. Rich.. This is kelley. Kelley.. This is "rich". which is really short fo "richard". But u can call him "dick
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A. Can't stand short nails on hands! The fingers look like toes dat were surgically implantd!
Kyle. Y don't u like dat. Don't u hav a foot fetish?
A. Not as hands!
D. Do u hav "cars"?
A. Well.. Dats gonna cost u
D. How much?
A. Depends.. Who's worth mor to u.. Fujie (wife) or claire (daughter)?
D. CLAIRE!
A. Hahaa. U didn't evn hesitate on dat one! Should hav known. Y did I evn botha askin!
A. Y ru emailin me thiz short messages?
D. Typin is faster thn textin
A. Whatta pho! So textin isn't typin? Well.. Textin is faster thn talkin!
Fujie coox enuf to feed u fo one meal. My mom coox enuf to feed a small army.. Fo 3 months! N if u beg her not to feed u anymor.. She givs u mor!
A. Don, ur stil watchin dat crap?
D. Yea y?
A. Wrestlin has never bn da same ever since bruce lee left it
Kyle. Oooo! U hav a happy trail!
A. Huh? Wat?
Kyle. I didn't kno u were hairy!
A. No.. I'm "anh"!
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A. S&M is alright.. I'm not dat much into it.
D. Wat about golden showers?
A. Well.. I don't mind bein peed on but--
D. Hahaa! Now dats hardcore!
A. Lemme finish! --with my mouth open
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A. So don... U wanna mojito strawberry o cranberry?
D. O... I ll jus stik w strawberry
Tram. I don't like cranberry
A. Y? U kno its good fo u?
Tram. I usually don't like anythin dats good fo me
D. Y? Is it bcuz its bitter?
Tram. Yea I guess..
D. I don't mind it bein bitter!
A. Yea of course.. He's w fujie (his wife)
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A. So whn do u actually get ur period carmen?
Carmen. Wheneva richs around
D. Don't forget to clear up ur hard driv!
A. clear wat? Clear up ur own face! Ur growin nipples on it u.. oily bastard!
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Kyle. Rich. U need to help me
Rich. I can't
Kyle. Y?
Rich. Cuz its lunch time
Kyle. WHY?
Rich. Cuz I need to eat u.. Douche!
Rose. Y did u wander out at night in atlanta by urself? Its dangerous!
Rich. I don't kno! I wanted an adventur!
A. Hahaa. Young ppl r stupid
Rich. Rose was smart. She brought a bunch o snax in her carry on!
A. Yea! U ll b mor prepared now right? U shood bring sum snax!
Rich. I can't! I can't carry dat much!
A. Put sum in ur mouth!
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Crystal. Hav u tried filipino sausage?
A. Uhh.. I don't think dats my thing crystal.. U got me all wrong!
100125
Fujie. Mommy kawai!
Claire. Mommy KAKAaa!
A. Co-op in "resident evil 5" is fun! We shood try "army o two" as well!
D. Is it co-op?
A. Since don is treatin us to boba. Let's order da mos xpensiv thing on da list!
D. Da store?
(Don gets greeted by anhs mom)
Mom. Ru here to freeload fo dinner again?
Don. Anh, u might wanna let ur mom kno I hav feelings. There's only so much abuse I can tak..
Liz. Hey don! y don't u leav?
D. Yea if I worked at ur place, rich, I woodnt wanna b downstairs but upstairs in da art dept.
A. Yea u cood work under da table! No tax n I hope u shav!
(Playin resident evil 5)
D. Dats not a dog! Its a hyena!
A. (Mimics don) "dats not a cat! Its a raccoon!"
(W schwarzeneggers accent) SHEE-OUT! it daznt matter wat they r! Jus tak m ouuut!
D. Did u mak sur u checkd fo items? Que pasteria?
A. Que pasteria? Que pasteria? Rub-a-dub-dub!
D. Didn't dat villain from "avatar" piss u off?
A. No its a villain u luv to hate! Da actor did a great job! Wats da karacters name? Colonel.. Colonel..
D. "Sanders"?
A. Hahaa! Colonel sanders?
(Mimics colonel quaritch) This "sanders" daz not mak chicken!
(Mimics colonel quaritch firin his machin gun at da escapees) BRAKAKA KAKA KAKAaaa!
(Finally reaches fo his oxygn mask. takes a deep breath. N removes it) oxygen is fo wimps!
(Thn continues to fire!) BRAKAKA KAKAaa!
D. Carolines got fingers fo toes!
A. Yea! She sleeps by perchin upside down [with her arms crossd n her hands holdin her shoulders] like a BAT! Hahaa!
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Rich is SUPER FOB
Kyle is SUPER FRUIT
Jong is SUPER FINE
Raffy is SUPER FOCKER
Anh is SUPER FREAK
Don is SUPER FAT
David is SUPER FRIEND
Joy is SUPER FUCK
Alex is SUPER FUCKED
Fujie is FUGLY
Rich. I think I wil hav sum clam chowder fo dinner
A. I'm havin sum clams tonite n I'm not talkin bout chowder!
A. If emily dated u. It wood hav lastd 2 months. If ur lucky!
Rich. Wat can I say? Everythin I do is fast. My [photoshop] cuttin skills r gettin pretty fast too!
A. Yea especially since ur dealin w squares!
Rich. Here's one line u shood kno in chinese..
"I miss u"
A. Hahaa. Yea dat n "How much?" n "Is da first time free?"
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Rich. U kno kyle stil uses a cd playa?
A. Hahaa! Wat a hell is dat?
Rich. I learned bout it thru history boox
A. Yea n u learned bout boox thru youtube right? Hahaa!
I require a lot o alcohol to be able to stare at fujies face
(After attendin jons bday get togetha w rich)
C tram? U thought u wood b hangin w fobs huh? But they r superfobs!
(Rich races on da freeway to get hom)
A. Wat ru tryin to do rich? Lose us? Dats not really possibl since we re ur.. PASSENGERS!
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A. Shut up don.. Shut up! U don't open dat mouth 'til u get under da desk boy!
A. U call me a fob. Yet ur da one wearin flip flops! Haa
Rich. They r not flip flops! They r calld sandals!
A. Whn I first met rich. I thought he was a douche. But now.. He s mor like an asshole
A. Rich.. This is kelley. Kelley.. This is "rich". which is really short fo "richard". But u can call him "dick
100104
A. Can't stand short nails on hands! The fingers look like toes dat were surgically implantd!
Kyle. Y don't u like dat. Don't u hav a foot fetish?
A. Not as hands!
D. Do u hav "cars"?
A. Well.. Dats gonna cost u
D. How much?
A. Depends.. Who's worth mor to u.. Fujie (wife) or claire (daughter)?
D. CLAIRE!
A. Hahaa. U didn't evn hesitate on dat one! Should hav known. Y did I evn botha askin!
A. Y ru emailin me thiz short messages?
D. Typin is faster thn textin
A. Whatta pho! So textin isn't typin? Well.. Textin is faster thn talkin!
Fujie coox enuf to feed u fo one meal. My mom coox enuf to feed a small army.. Fo 3 months! N if u beg her not to feed u anymor.. She givs u mor!
A. Don, ur stil watchin dat crap?
D. Yea y?
A. Wrestlin has never bn da same ever since bruce lee left it
Kyle. Oooo! U hav a happy trail!
A. Huh? Wat?
Kyle. I didn't kno u were hairy!
A. No.. I'm "anh"!
100113
A. S&M is alright.. I'm not dat much into it.
D. Wat about golden showers?
A. Well.. I don't mind bein peed on but--
D. Hahaa! Now dats hardcore!
A. Lemme finish! --with my mouth open
100114
A. So don... U wanna mojito strawberry o cranberry?
D. O... I ll jus stik w strawberry
Tram. I don't like cranberry
A. Y? U kno its good fo u?
Tram. I usually don't like anythin dats good fo me
D. Y? Is it bcuz its bitter?
Tram. Yea I guess..
D. I don't mind it bein bitter!
A. Yea of course.. He's w fujie (his wife)
100120
A. So whn do u actually get ur period carmen?
Carmen. Wheneva richs around
D. Don't forget to clear up ur hard driv!
A. clear wat? Clear up ur own face! Ur growin nipples on it u.. oily bastard!
100122
Kyle. Rich. U need to help me
Rich. I can't
Kyle. Y?
Rich. Cuz its lunch time
Kyle. WHY?
Rich. Cuz I need to eat u.. Douche!
Rose. Y did u wander out at night in atlanta by urself? Its dangerous!
Rich. I don't kno! I wanted an adventur!
A. Hahaa. Young ppl r stupid
Rich. Rose was smart. She brought a bunch o snax in her carry on!
A. Yea! U ll b mor prepared now right? U shood bring sum snax!
Rich. I can't! I can't carry dat much!
A. Put sum in ur mouth!
100123
Crystal. Hav u tried filipino sausage?
A. Uhh.. I don't think dats my thing crystal.. U got me all wrong!
100125
Fujie. Mommy kawai!
Claire. Mommy KAKAaa!
A. Co-op in "resident evil 5" is fun! We shood try "army o two" as well!
D. Is it co-op?
A. Since don is treatin us to boba. Let's order da mos xpensiv thing on da list!
D. Da store?
(Don gets greeted by anhs mom)
Mom. Ru here to freeload fo dinner again?
Don. Anh, u might wanna let ur mom kno I hav feelings. There's only so much abuse I can tak..
Liz. Hey don! y don't u leav?
D. Yea if I worked at ur place, rich, I woodnt wanna b downstairs but upstairs in da art dept.
A. Yea u cood work under da table! No tax n I hope u shav!
(Playin resident evil 5)
D. Dats not a dog! Its a hyena!
A. (Mimics don) "dats not a cat! Its a raccoon!"
(W schwarzeneggers accent) SHEE-OUT! it daznt matter wat they r! Jus tak m ouuut!
D. Did u mak sur u checkd fo items? Que pasteria?
A. Que pasteria? Que pasteria? Rub-a-dub-dub!
D. Didn't dat villain from "avatar" piss u off?
A. No its a villain u luv to hate! Da actor did a great job! Wats da karacters name? Colonel.. Colonel..
D. "Sanders"?
A. Hahaa! Colonel sanders?
(Mimics colonel quaritch) This "sanders" daz not mak chicken!
(Mimics colonel quaritch firin his machin gun at da escapees) BRAKAKA KAKA KAKAaaa!
(Finally reaches fo his oxygn mask. takes a deep breath. N removes it) oxygen is fo wimps!
(Thn continues to fire!) BRAKAKA KAKAaa!
D. Carolines got fingers fo toes!
A. Yea! She sleeps by perchin upside down [with her arms crossd n her hands holdin her shoulders] like a BAT! Hahaa!
100127
Rich is SUPER FOB
Kyle is SUPER FRUIT
Jong is SUPER FINE
Raffy is SUPER FOCKER
Anh is SUPER FREAK
Don is SUPER FAT
David is SUPER FRIEND
Joy is SUPER FUCK
Alex is SUPER FUCKED
Fujie is FUGLY
Rich. I think I wil hav sum clam chowder fo dinner
A. I'm havin sum clams tonite n I'm not talkin bout chowder!
A. If emily dated u. It wood hav lastd 2 months. If ur lucky!
Rich. Wat can I say? Everythin I do is fast. My [photoshop] cuttin skills r gettin pretty fast too!
A. Yea especially since ur dealin w squares!
Rich. Here's one line u shood kno in chinese..
"I miss u"
A. Hahaa. Yea dat n "How much?" n "Is da first time free?"
100129
Rich. U kno kyle stil uses a cd playa?
A. Hahaa! Wat a hell is dat?
Rich. I learned bout it thru history boox
A. Yea n u learned bout boox thru youtube right? Hahaa!
I require a lot o alcohol to be able to stare at fujies face
(After attendin jons bday get togetha w rich)
C tram? U thought u wood b hangin w fobs huh? But they r superfobs!
(Rich races on da freeway to get hom)
A. Wat ru tryin to do rich? Lose us? Dats not really possibl since we re ur.. PASSENGERS!
100131
A. Shut up don.. Shut up! U don't open dat mouth 'til u get under da desk boy!
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